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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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How's it going, everybody? How are you doing? What's the story?

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How the hell is life treating you tonight?

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Hopefully life is treating you better than some of the absolute detritus

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that we're going to dispatch at the hands of some heavy, heavy weaponry very, very soon.

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Life is going to leave their souls in a fast and abrupt way.

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It's going to be an abrupt ending to their lives.

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We're going to witness it in all its HD glory.

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A few naysayers saying that this game is not even an upgrade to the original there.

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To them, I say, leave it alone.

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We're halfway through. I don't want to hear it.

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Even though I did look at the PS4 Pro version that was uploaded there onto YouTube.

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I have to say, it actually looks better than this game.

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I'll stop the bossing over there.

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It does actually look better than this.

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I don't even know what these guys were saying when it was a HD project.

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Kevin Beijing, thanks very much.

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Can you say hi to Geordie B. Pettison for me?

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I will do when we see him.

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As and when we get him.

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But right now it's all about dispatching this guy.

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Lord Sadler's fucking right hand, Man-

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Man-Man-Stein.

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He's got a dodgy couple of eyes on him.

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He's a big fucker.

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He looks like the Undertaker from the wrestling.

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And I've missed out there because I've been talking shite.

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We're going to have to go back and do the whole thing again.

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Fuck.

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Thanks very much anyway for the tip though as well.

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And none other than Shmoobly Dong.

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Thank you very much there.

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Missed you the past year.

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Will you do the Resident Evil Village expansion?

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And do you expect to be doing any Warzone again anytime soon?

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Thank you for the content.

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For the content.

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I thought you said for the consent.

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Warzone.

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Tell you something about that.

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I'm not sure because you have to get that on the-

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Is it the Xbox X or the fucking PS5?

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I have the PS4.

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But I don't think-

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Say if in future-

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Say I want to play the campaign for the crack.

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But I want to play Warzone in years to come.

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Probably best to-

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Not get it on the PS4.

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You have to buy it again on the-

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But then you have to go and get one of the next gen consoles.

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They're on their 500.

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I mean-

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There's still life in the PS4 yet.

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Where it doesn't do 60 frames.

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What am I going to do?

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What am I going to do?

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And do you know what I mean?

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I don't like selling or getting rid of the old consoles.

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I usually just put them in the attic.

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With the box of tapes.

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That I will be getting at some stage.

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Throughout the forthcoming week or so.

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And having a look for the golden don't be cheeky tape.

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Now I just need to make sure I do the quick time event very quickly here.

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D and A.

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It could be a random generator though.

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I might have to press two different buttons at the same time.

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Might not be a DNA situation.

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It could be two mouse buttons.

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Let's have a look.

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Let's have a look.

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Let's have a look.

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It was two mouse buttons.

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I pressed-

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Yeah.

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I pressed DNA as well just-

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Just to be sure.

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To be safe.

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Leon thinks it's all done and dusted there.

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But look.

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We could be here for some time.

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As I recall this took us a bit of time the last time as well.

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But with a bit of luck.

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We're going to clock Resident Evil tonight.

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I've penciled it in for tonight.

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Finish it.

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Do you know?

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And then maybe come down-

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Come down off the buzz of finishing the game.

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With a bit of Shiffey at the end of the stream.

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Have a look.

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But I don't know why.

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I'm just taking the Red 9.

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It could be an absolute blunderguff.

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I haven't even reloaded the weapons that I have.

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It's a real amateur setup at the moment.

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Amateur hour.

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TMP.

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You know me.

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Get this-

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Get this shoddy too hotty going.

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Right.

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He's still here.

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He's not great, is he?

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Oh, he is.

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He's actually good enough.

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There's barrels you can blow up against him.

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I see.

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What about that though?

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What about that though, huh?

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I fucking-

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I think I used that there.

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No, no, no.

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We've still got three shots left in this.

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Put that in there.

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I think he's coming for us at pace here.

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Now he's changing into a different form.

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He's gonna go into a two-man group.

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It's a two-man affair.

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He's going swinging.

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He's like a trapeze artist on heat.

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With the shotgun loaded up.

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That's okay.

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It's in a different form.

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I think it's sniper rifle scenario for this take-home pay here.

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That's one.

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There's a little beast of the fucker right there as well.

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Come on.

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Come on.

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Where are you?

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That's great.

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One in the head maybe.

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Maybe.

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Maybe.

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That's one in the chest.

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He's swinging.

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Swing bapaloola.

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We've got no more herbs inside the chambermaid.

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Known as the attache case.

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We're gonna go to the shotgun here.

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I think he's taking the pace.

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I think he's going.

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He's going ham.

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Fuck.

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Fuck.

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If I can climb up here.

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Will he get to us though?

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If there's a herb up here.

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That would be nice.

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There was a herb up here all along.

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There's a herb over there.

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Is it green?

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It's yellow.

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It's yellow.

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Take the green herb.

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Yes.

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Fuck.

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He's got us.

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He's got us.

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It's death.

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He's not got us.

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I think I've killed him.

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First goal.

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First try.

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And look at that.

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Can you believe it?

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Would you believe it Tom?

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An eye is falling out of this stupid head.

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Unbelievable.

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Bit of cheeky business now from the man.

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What an absolute blunder splat.

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And the eye out of his head as well.

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Come back for the lashes.

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Let's go.

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Glad.

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Thanks very much for that Tom.

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Thank you very much as well to none other than.

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Feeling hot.

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Hot.

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Hot.

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Ba-doom-doom.

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Doom.

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Doom.

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Doom.

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Doom.

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Feeling hot.

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Hot.

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Hot.

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Yeah sorry.

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I just want to reiterate there.

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Francis was saying thank you to Tim Reedy.

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He actually got lost in a feeling hot hot hot dance off.

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Quality bit of business.

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Clutch kill.

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Sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet piece of beef.

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An unbelievable tip from Rip Rip Aronis.

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Rim TeeDee.

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Out there.

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Not being greedy.

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In fact.

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Is it quite opposite?

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Is it dispatching?

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Lovely little tip of runners at pace.

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And none other than your man.

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Brooklyn Lukey.

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Thank you very much.

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And what about that?

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It wasn't fluky.

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A lovely piece of pudding playing out from Francis Higgins.

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The nephew.

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Very very proud of him today.

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Thanks very much there Tom for your pride.

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And it's pride month.

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Not for anyone in a different subset or community.

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But it's pride for here.

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For us to get through.

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The boss battle with no hell.

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Okay.

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Yep.

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It's not an LGBTQ piece of pride.

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It's a lovely piece of death pride.

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Pride in our undertaking of dispatchment.

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Against some of these absolute scumbags.

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In this hell forsaken world.

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Look at the goop on that eyeball.

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And now quick time event.

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Francis.

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I don't think.

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I don't think it is a quick time event.

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Thanks very much.

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We got the false eye.

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It's a lovely false eye.

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And that can sit behind the two strikers.

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And then actually take the fucking striker roll.

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As a false eye roll up front.

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Look at this.

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Put that.

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We'll switch that around.

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Switch blade Sam.

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That's the name.

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Don't wear it out.

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It's not going to go there.

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It is.

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It is.

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How.

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Why is it not going there?

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Why is it not fitting in there?

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Look.

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There's two.

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Two slots.

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Two sli.

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Have been informed.

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And I put it down there.

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Oh you have to go.

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Yeah.

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There you have to go like that.

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Do you?

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Yeah.

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There's no items outside the case though.

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And I've got all the things.

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Maybe a glitch in the matrix.

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Thanks very much there.

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For the.

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Lovely.

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Lovely tip there.

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Tim really.

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Shout out to my long suffering friend.

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James.

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Who is currently sitting at home.

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Just make sure we've got everything here.

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James.

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Before we.

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Dispatch any.

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Good well wishes towards you.

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Where Ashley is.

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Is she waiting outside?

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Thanks very much there.

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James.

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Who is currently sitting at home.

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00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:58,980
Not watching the stream.

284
00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:00,060
Keep her lit big man.

285
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:00,780
All kidding aside.

286
00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:01,800
Probably actually watching.

287
00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:02,800
And now made a fool of myself.

288
00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:03,480
Well.

289
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,220
It's not that much of a foolish scenario.

290
00:11:05,220 --> 00:11:06,060
Really is it?

291
00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:06,540
I mean.

292
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:07,700
Even if he wasn't watching.

293
00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:10,440
He's not going to be fucking having a go at you.

294
00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:11,800
For not fucking saying hello.

295
00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:13,420
Francis Pride.

296
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,300
Thank you very much.

297
00:11:14,380 --> 00:11:15,260
Now you say we're here.

298
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,100
We are queer.

299
00:11:16,220 --> 00:11:17,840
We don't want any more beers.

300
00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:19,600
Or bears.

301
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:20,200
Oh.

302
00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:20,760
Instead of beers.

303
00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:20,960
Yeah.

304
00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:21,740
Bears would be.

305
00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:22,200
Yeah.

306
00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:23,240
Look.

307
00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:23,720
Boss Pride.

308
00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:24,340
Thanks very much.

309
00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:24,760
And Heron.

310
00:11:24,820 --> 00:11:25,500
Thanks very much.

311
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,160
Absolutely sensual clutch.

312
00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:27,700
Right there.

313
00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,080
Against Mr. Mendez.

314
00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,600
Not sure if that was his name.

315
00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:31,980
Just going to clear up here.

316
00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,060
And make sure we've got all these little collectible items.

317
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:34,800
Before we leave.

318
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:36,920
And that's a lovely little bit.

319
00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:38,060
Bit of pudding plays.

320
00:11:38,140 --> 00:11:38,680
Or Jamesy.

321
00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:40,000
Thank you very much for the.

322
00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:41,320
It won't open James.

323
00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:42,660
It will not open.

324
00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:44,500
Thanks very much for the tip.

325
00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:47,800
Do you have to blast your way out of this.

326
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:48,540
Or what's the story?

327
00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:52,080
Shotgun shells there.

328
00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:52,480
Okay.

329
00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:58,360
Might have to go up to the stairs there.

330
00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,420
Thanks very much Jamesy.

331
00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:00,100
Francis Pride.

332
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:00,760
Boss Pride.

333
00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:01,940
And Heron.

334
00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:02,340
Brooklyn.

335
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:02,640
Luke.

336
00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:03,880
Hoping for a stream tonight.

337
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:04,960
Any games.

338
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,060
Movie shows coming out.

339
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,020
That you're looking forward to.

340
00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:08,660
Well I'm not sure.

341
00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:09,780
I don't mind a bit of Shafé.

342
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:10,480
Late night Shafé.

343
00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:11,440
It'd be nice for myself.

344
00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:12,940
I'm not sure about Francis.

345
00:12:13,540 --> 00:12:14,420
Let's just see how this goes.

346
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:15,560
Let's try and get out of here first.

347
00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:16,640
And maybe consult the chat.

348
00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:17,480
Liam Rogers.

349
00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:18,000
Are you there?

350
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:19,520
Yeah Liam.

351
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:20,720
What's the story?

352
00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:22,380
How the hell are we doing?

353
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:23,440
And where are we going here?

354
00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:24,560
Just try and.

355
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,240
Make that chat window a little bit bigger.

356
00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,080
Because I can't see it.

357
00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:29,000
There's a bit of trouble there.

358
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:29,940
Trying to read the.

359
00:12:30,260 --> 00:12:31,040
The text.

360
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,940
Hole in the wall apparently.

361
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,740
Says Ragman do.

362
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:38,480
Captain sack.

363
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,440
Thank you very much for the sack there.

364
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,280
The sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet little sack.

365
00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:44,340
Jesse Marsh out.

366
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,060
Or keep the American dream alive.

367
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,400
It's hard to know really.

368
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:48,880
Isn't it?

369
00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:50,200
What the fucking story is.

370
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,740
Give him a few more games and see.

371
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:53,840
What I mean.

372
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,800
Ghost hits up.

373
00:12:55,180 --> 00:12:56,100
Questions asked.

374
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:56,700
Soon.

375
00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:57,900
Rather than later.

376
00:12:58,180 --> 00:12:59,600
I thought he would have been gone already.

377
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,060
But I'm not sure.

378
00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:01,820
To be honest with you.

379
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:03,420
It's a fucking shit show.

380
00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:05,040
Really is a shit show.

381
00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:06,580
And probably should have just.

382
00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:09,360
Why wouldn't you just bought a fucking goal scorer?

383
00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:09,880
You know.

384
00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:12,040
All the money that was being pissed away on different.

385
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,060
This that and the other.

386
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:14,980
Forget about that anyway.

387
00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:16,880
Just beside the big lad's body.

388
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:18,300
Says Aaron Flood.

389
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:18,840
What's that?

390
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:23,020
This is not the pace that I wanted to start the stream with.

391
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:23,560
To be honest.

392
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,040
Hole in the wall.

393
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:27,700
Ah.

394
00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:28,780
Here is it.

395
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:29,780
No.

396
00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:29,800
No.

397
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,080
What the fuck?

398
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,640
How you get out boss?

399
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,000
Just through the little part there.

400
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:45,600
To your right.

401
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:46,100
Huh?

402
00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:49,100
Oh yeah.

403
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:49,980
There's a fire though.

404
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:50,880
Okay.

405
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,420
Thanks very much there.

406
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,900
Sorry for getting a little bit abrupt.

407
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:54,900
And indignant.

408
00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,760
I was just getting a little bit confused.

409
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,080
Scared and confused.

410
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:00,780
I didn't know what to do.

411
00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:04,040
Right.

412
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:04,060
Right.

413
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:07,420
We've got this president's daughter crack going now.

414
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:07,900
Late night.

415
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:09,120
Thank you very much.

416
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:09,540
And Giller.

417
00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:10,300
Thank you very much.

418
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:11,860
Say hello to my wife.

419
00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:12,340
Caram.

420
00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:15,040
How are you getting on Caram?

421
00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:16,540
Hope you're doing well.

422
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:17,740
You're a great wife.

423
00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:19,100
You're a fantastic wife.

424
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:23,800
And I think we're all envious of Giller for his great wife.

425
00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:26,400
All the best to Giller's wife tonight.

426
00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:28,980
And best luck for the future as well.

427
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,480
Thanks very much for the tip.

428
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:32,080
Good night.

429
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:32,660
God bless.

430
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:37,100
I think this is the right way to go about things.

431
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:38,800
Because we've got that eyeball.

432
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,900
We stick that into the castle door.

433
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,280
That brings us into Castle Bar.

434
00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:44,460
Then we head into Market Square.

435
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,180
Maybe even into Dunn's.

436
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:49,120
And then onto Tesco for a double supermarket sweep.

437
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:52,120
And then maybe we'll take the car for a spin up to Lidl.

438
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,260
Have a look what's going in there as well.

439
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,900
And then we're going to fucking drive to Claremore's.

440
00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:59,040
And go to Lidl there.

441
00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:01,540
They've got a recycling center inside the door.

442
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,240
That they don't have in Castle Bar.

443
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,200
Darth Yoke thanks very much.

444
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,360
And main approver of stuff.

445
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,160
Any tips for bus sexuals Tom?

446
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:12,180
That's a cheeky one from main approver of stuff.

447
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,620
Well look it's a big topic at the moment.

448
00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:17,400
Bus sexuality.

449
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,560
And how to deal with transport phobia.

450
00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:23,060
There's a lot of transport phobia going on.

451
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:24,100
In the world.

452
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:24,880
And look.

453
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,560
We need to combat it.

454
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:27,520
We need to combat it.

455
00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:28,600
We need to open eyes.

456
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,780
And raise awareness for it.

457
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:31,360
Big time.

458
00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:34,960
Because we can't really have any of that sort of stuff.

459
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,520
Especially when you're going around town in a big massive bendy bus.

460
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,800
The last thing you want are people giving you grief about it.

461
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,240
But look.

462
00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:46,700
All I can say is.

463
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:48,560
We're moving on.

464
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:49,920
Progress has been made.

465
00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:50,980
And look.

466
00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:53,320
Who knows where we'll be this time next year.

467
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,600
The year after the year after that.

468
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,060
Make sure you look.

469
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:57,500
And thanks very much.

470
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:04,260
Just going to maybe buy an aid spray off this guy.

471
00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:04,560
No.

472
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:04,600
No.

473
00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:05,380
Nah.

474
00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:06,060
Nah.

475
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:07,080
Nah.

476
00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:08,340
We'll leave it.

477
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,820
As I recall once you get inside Castle Bar.

478
00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:11,540
There.

479
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:12,420
Oh it was the wrong way.

480
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:13,440
Wait a sec.

481
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:14,120
Where am I?

482
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,280
Where am I going here?

483
00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:18,820
Do I have to get the real cart?

484
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:22,740
Do I have to get the cable cart all the way back to yonder?

485
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:23,760
I think I do.

486
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,800
Did you ever find Don't Be Cheeky footage?

487
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:28,420
No Liam.

488
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,500
I was actually saying there at the beginning of the stream.

489
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:34,300
That's going to be a situation I'm going to delve into this week.

490
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:35,120
Next week sorry.

491
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,560
When I actually have time to look for the cassette.

492
00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,700
But I mean I'm not getting anyone's hopes up here.

493
00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:40,660
I told you a few years ago.

494
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,660
It's going to be hard to find that.

495
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,060
And as I recall at the time when I was filming that.

496
00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:45,060
It was.

497
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:46,820
They were tight times.

498
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,000
That is to say.

499
00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:51,980
I was reusing the same tape for a lot of different bits.

500
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,400
Like if I thought I won't need that ever again.

501
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,320
But I remember it was at the beginning of a tape.

502
00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:59,820
And I thought never ever record over that.

503
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,900
And if you're going to use this tape to record stuff on.

504
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:02,760
Mini DV cassette.

505
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,180
Just forward it a bit from the beginning.

506
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:07,120
So you always have the Don't Be Cheeky bit.

507
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:08,520
Then again.

508
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,640
I'm also building up too much.

509
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,920
Because nowadays you've got a daily occurrence.

510
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,600
Of dodgy shit.

511
00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:19,440
That's sent to us in the phone.

512
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,480
Through various social media channels.

513
00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:23,740
And you're like wow I can't believe that's going on.

514
00:17:23,860 --> 00:17:25,380
Where in a place where I live.

515
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,040
And all that kind of stuff.

516
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,380
So the footage of Don't Be Cheeky fella.

517
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,640
Very tame.

518
00:17:31,420 --> 00:17:32,080
To be honest.

519
00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:33,940
Compared to some of the stuff that you see now.

520
00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:37,280
But nevertheless.

521
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:39,080
I will search it out.

522
00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:40,320
I will try and find it.

523
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,740
We will try and get onto it.

524
00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:43,980
It's going to be an exciting day for the parish.

525
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:44,400
The town.

526
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:44,920
The stream.

527
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,740
And I do get a hold of it.

528
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:47,900
And if not.

529
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:48,260
Look.

530
00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:49,540
You'll have to take my word for it.

531
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:50,460
It really happened.

532
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:52,560
It is lore.

533
00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:53,960
It is lore.

534
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,980
If we could get a herb out of this place now.

535
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,100
That would be nice lore as well.

536
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:58,940
But it's not going to happen.

537
00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:00,620
Just save that.

538
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,720
So we don't have to go through Cable Car Express again.

539
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,340
I believe once we open this door.

540
00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:06,480
It's probably going to ask us to save the chapter end.

541
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,200
Or something anyway.

542
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,080
Funicular coin.

543
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,200
Thank you very much.

544
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,360
For the tip there.

545
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:15,640
He said.

546
00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:16,800
See if there's a souvenir.

547
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:19,520
If there's a souvenir coin machine up there.

548
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:20,560
We've gone past it.

549
00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:21,660
I don't think there was anyway.

550
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,240
Thanks very much for the tip.

551
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:25,420
A glorious.

552
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,640
Turnberg funicular.

553
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,740
1 euro 5 cent.

554
00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:31,640
Coin.

555
00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:33,620
Extraction fee price.

556
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:34,940
It won't open.

557
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,340
I guess the only way out is a village.

558
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,000
It looks like some sort of retinal scanner.

559
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,520
Then we use our retinal.

560
00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:41,540
False eye.

561
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,980
Was meant to get on at 9 o'clock.

562
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,480
But spent 20 minutes trying to.

563
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:51,740
Chrome a key.

564
00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:52,300
The fucking.

565
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,940
The jacket was just going into the back screen.

566
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:55,160
So.

567
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:56,760
I don't know.

568
00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:57,000
It's.

569
00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,540
It's become part of the.

570
00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:00,800
Resident Evil 4.

571
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:01,540
Commemoration.

572
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:02,260
Jerry Hannon.

573
00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:03,560
Expressway stream.

574
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:04,980
Wardrobe.

575
00:19:05,860 --> 00:19:07,260
But whether or not I can be bothered.

576
00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:09,360
Doing that 20 minute.

577
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:09,880
Fucking.

578
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,380
Pissing about with the green screen scenario.

579
00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:12,960
Before the stream.

580
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:15,220
I don't know if I'm going to be arse doing that again.

581
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,620
It wanted your shape up.

582
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:20,460
And get the.

583
00:19:21,140 --> 00:19:22,380
The bearings right here.

584
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:23,420
Because these boys up ahead.

585
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,900
They're not going to take no for an answer.

586
00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:26,500
Yeah.

587
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,200
Well the red nine is in full effect.

588
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:29,480
And I just load up.

589
00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:31,240
Maybe take a few of these lads off.

590
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:31,520
From.

591
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:32,360
From afar.

592
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:34,900
Let's have a look.

593
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:39,840
Didn't even have to use the TMP on that cryptid inside the.

594
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,380
The warehouse there.

595
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,280
Thanks very much Kentucky Fried Cryptid.

596
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:45,580
Very very kind you.

597
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:46,700
And Robbie Brothers.

598
00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:48,160
And Vernie Teabag.

599
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,240
Thanking you very much.

600
00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:51,560
And Darth Yolks.

601
00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:52,300
Very kind you.

602
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:54,300
Very kind you lads.

603
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,820
Very very very swell indeed.

604
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:57,880
I hope you're getting on well.

605
00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:58,400
And Schult.

606
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:00,200
Very very.

607
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:01,680
Happy.

608
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:03,200
Have your presence.

609
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:05,140
In this scenario.

610
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,940
It's a lot of moral support.

611
00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:08,360
That we've got going on.

612
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,860
Francis goes for one headshot.

613
00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:11,460
Here these lads.

614
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:13,680
And another one.

615
00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:15,700
It's a lovely bit of business.

616
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,600
And then a sensual third.

617
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,260
Three times the charm.

618
00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:21,360
What did you think of that Tom?

619
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:22,920
Uh oh.

620
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,100
It's not over yet.

621
00:20:25,260 --> 00:20:25,500
Watch.

622
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:26,180
Watch out.

623
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:27,640
Run away fast.

624
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,740
Run away fast.

625
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,080
What I'm going to do here.

626
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:35,840
Maybe I'm going to have to.

627
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:37,980
Shoot the feller inside the bloody.

628
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:38,960
The cockpit.

629
00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:44,500
Wow.

630
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,440
That was a lovely bit of detritus there Tom.

631
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,600
No explosion though.

632
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:51,620
I'm going to have to.

633
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,740
Shoot the feller inside the bloody.

634
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:54,700
The cockpit.

635
00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:57,100
Really nice.

636
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:58,120
Lovely.

637
00:20:58,620 --> 00:20:59,400
No explosion.

638
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:00,260
Wow.

639
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:01,920
Shame there's no explosion.

640
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:03,560
Well done though.

641
00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:05,020
Thanks Tom.

642
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:06,440
And.

643
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,320
I wonder now.

644
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:09,840
Is that blocked us off?

645
00:21:09,980 --> 00:21:10,960
Oh we can get past it.

646
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:11,200
Nice.

647
00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:12,320
Oh shit.

648
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:14,260
Right.

649
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,560
We've got to run first.

650
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,220
And leave the girl here.

651
00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:18,060
Press Z.

652
00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:21,220
Seeing this.

653
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:21,720
Oh.

654
00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:24,240
And then.

655
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:24,960
One of these.

656
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:25,460
Just.

657
00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:26,160
For.

658
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:27,760
Old times.

659
00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:32,340
That's.

660
00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:34,080
Hopefully that hasn't gone all the way down.

661
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,140
To fucking nowheresville.

662
00:21:35,940 --> 00:21:36,220
We.

663
00:21:37,140 --> 00:21:37,540
Just.

664
00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:38,640
Take that gun there.

665
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,600
Thank you very much there.

666
00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:39,920
Hot.

667
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:40,440
Jadj.

668
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,100
For your kind heart.

669
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:42,340
Generous tip.

670
00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:43,080
Oh yeah.

671
00:21:43,180 --> 00:21:45,360
And he set himself on fire as well Tom.

672
00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:46,960
It was a beautiful one.

673
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:48,500
Such scenes of deprivation.

674
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:53,020
Thank you very much there.

675
00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:53,360
Hot.

676
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:53,880
Jadj.

677
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,360
Lovely bit of deprivation.

678
00:21:56,060 --> 00:21:56,480
Oh yeah.

679
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:57,820
And he set himself on fire as well.

680
00:21:57,820 --> 00:21:59,340
And the horror of a man.

681
00:21:59,340 --> 00:22:00,660
Burned to death as well.

682
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:01,640
Bonus time.

683
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:04,940
Thanks very much Tom.

684
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,780
It was a bonus situation as well.

685
00:22:06,820 --> 00:22:09,680
It's always a bonus to see one of your adversaries.

686
00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:11,560
And potential killers.

687
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:13,400
On fire.

688
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,640
Let's just say that.

689
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,200
And a lovely 500.

690
00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:18,760
5,500 potatoes as well.

691
00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:20,000
Quality.

692
00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:20,560
Quality.

693
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,860
A bit of immolation there.

694
00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:22,980
It says CDRMB.

695
00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:24,680
Thanks very much for joining the stream.

696
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,300
And lending that word.

697
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,040
Immolation.

698
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:27,940
To this.

699
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:29,020
To the stream as well.

700
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:29,980
To the lexicon.

701
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:31,120
Of.

702
00:22:31,740 --> 00:22:33,260
Words used to describe.

703
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,380
The absolute scenes here.

704
00:22:35,540 --> 00:22:36,560
Up at the castle bar.

705
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:37,640
Exterior.

706
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:38,400
And.

707
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,260
It's a great night for the stream.

708
00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:41,560
We're getting the game finished.

709
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,280
In a record time yet again.

710
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,140
God knows how many people.

711
00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:45,860
Are going to be.

712
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,860
Impressed when that happens.

713
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,140
And as I said.

714
00:22:49,380 --> 00:22:50,260
Tom on the blower.

715
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,340
And a lot of.

716
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:52,700
Different things to.

717
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:53,360
To show.

718
00:22:53,900 --> 00:22:55,540
On our skill set as well Tom.

719
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:56,080
You're a.

720
00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:57,020
Sure not a blower.

721
00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:58,540
That's right.

722
00:22:58,720 --> 00:22:59,540
Sure not a blower.

723
00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:00,820
Unlike these guys.

724
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,400
A lot of blowhards.

725
00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:03,380
I tell you.

726
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,300
Live fast.

727
00:23:04,860 --> 00:23:05,480
Die hard.

728
00:23:08,060 --> 00:23:09,660
Doesn't make any sense to me.

729
00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:10,080
To be honest.

730
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:10,600
What you're saying.

731
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,420
OSW review.

732
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,220
Thank you very much.

733
00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:13,200
How the hell are you?

734
00:23:13,340 --> 00:23:14,040
Look at these.

735
00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:15,480
Absolute turds.

736
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:16,360
Now.

737
00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:17,860
We're going to lift up the drawbridge.

738
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:18,360
It's a great.

739
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,340
Is it a quick time event?

740
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:21,680
Is it a QTE?

741
00:23:22,740 --> 00:23:24,060
It is not a QTE.

742
00:23:25,060 --> 00:23:26,380
And these guys are going to fall.

743
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,700
Hopefully they're going to fall off the end.

744
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,800
They're not even going to be able to get to the end to fall.

745
00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:31,400
Lovely bit of stuff.

746
00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:31,740
All to get.

747
00:23:32,260 --> 00:23:32,620
Flembag.

748
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:32,780
And.

749
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:36,400
Thank you very much.

750
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,280
Das Schlugwaffe.

751
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:43,440
You need a ruffle shirt to elevate the mustard accents of the mustard suit.

752
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,960
And that's a lovely bit of way to end that scene there with a chapter ending.

753
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,260
Seven hours.

754
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,360
It's record time.

755
00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:56,600
And we've crossed the barrier into seven hours of 54 on normal mode.

756
00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:01,280
And it's never been done before at this pace, at this speed, on this particular game mode

757
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:06,440
with a two-man combo group, i.e. me and you, Tom.

758
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:07,060
Isn't that correct?

759
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:08,980
That is correct.

760
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:15,340
This is the first time a two-man combination group has been used against the forces of Resident Evil 4

761
00:24:15,340 --> 00:24:19,060
on this particular game mode, on this particular iteration of the game,

762
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:23,720
which has been lambasted at the very beginning, before the stream even began.

763
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:28,820
A fella or whoever that was called Bellisaur in the chat there

764
00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:35,780
left the first comment, none less, telling us all that the game was rubbish

765
00:24:35,780 --> 00:24:39,180
and had no discernible difference to the original.

766
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:40,520
Really setting.

767
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:41,700
Oh, Jesus Christ.

768
00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:42,420
Watch yourself there.

769
00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:43,260
Sorry.

770
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:47,200
Just as we're talking about one snakey comment, we've got another...

771
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,540
We've got a little literal snake on the ground here.

772
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,660
And I'm losing him, Tom.

773
00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:55,980
I'm losing him and I'm losing it.

774
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,120
Terrible.

775
00:25:00,780 --> 00:25:02,120
Terrible stuff altogether.

776
00:25:02,340 --> 00:25:04,680
Took you seven bullets to get rid of one snake.

777
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:05,740
One bullet would have done.

778
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:09,160
You just haven't got what it takes when it comes to snakes.

779
00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:14,720
Thanks very much there for the tip of Quasi Quarteng's cream play.

780
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:16,960
Quasi Quarteng.

781
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:18,700
Quasi Quarteng.

782
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:21,720
Thank you for the cream play, Quasi Quarteng.

783
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,620
And I don't really like the way there...

784
00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:25,340
My head...

785
00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:28,220
If I go up, my face goes red.

786
00:25:28,220 --> 00:25:28,920
It's the saturation.

787
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:33,560
I had to bring the saturation up in order to get the yellow to blend in with the background.

788
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,860
More of that when we have it and we get it.

789
00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:37,700
Thanks very much, CDRMB, for the tip.

790
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:39,580
And, um...

791
00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:40,140
Yeah, look.

792
00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:43,200
That's just the way it is.

793
00:25:43,340 --> 00:25:46,280
Bit of a shtickler for colour correction and all that kind of jazz.

794
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:47,360
But it matters not.

795
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:48,280
It matters not.

796
00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:49,420
But, uh...

797
00:25:49,420 --> 00:25:56,160
Yeah, Tom highlighting there a comment that was probably designed to take the steam and the wind out the sails.

798
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:56,860
Would you say, Tom?

799
00:25:58,100 --> 00:25:59,060
Look, I can only...

800
00:25:59,060 --> 00:26:01,280
I can only say what I saw and that's the way I saw.

801
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,780
And what I felt was, yes, indeed.

802
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,900
It isn't that much of an upgrade, I don't particularly think.

803
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:08,640
But we're halfway through now.

804
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,240
Well, more than halfway through.

805
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,280
We're getting it done tonight.

806
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:13,800
Whether you like it or not.

807
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:15,660
Hopefully she can...

808
00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:16,760
Sorry, Tom.

809
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:17,620
You need to switch back to me.

810
00:26:17,780 --> 00:26:18,000
Okay.

811
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:25,120
Yeah, hopefully she can wait there now and I can just take out this, um...

812
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:28,360
Now, is there anything to be got?

813
00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:29,720
There isn't anything to be got, even.

814
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:30,680
Cancel that save.

815
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:32,540
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

816
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,200
Thank you very much, Peter.

817
00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:36,200
Thank you very much, Usainia.

818
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,280
Appreciate the attire.

819
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:37,980
That's great.

820
00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:39,740
And, uh...

821
00:26:39,740 --> 00:26:42,600
We will never tire from bringing you...

822
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:47,200
An unbelievable speedrun in Resident Evil 4 on different game modes.

823
00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:49,440
Utilizing different people as well.

824
00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:50,520
Let's see what he's got for sale.

825
00:26:50,580 --> 00:26:51,900
He's got that large attaché.

826
00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:52,520
We'll take it.

827
00:26:53,060 --> 00:26:56,620
That's gonna rob us of a lot of jewellery.

828
00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,520
We've got a bit of jewellery to sell them as well.

829
00:27:00,060 --> 00:27:01,920
Thank you very much, Bust and Furious.

830
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,040
I hope you're doing well.

831
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,080
We're gonna sell this guy.

832
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:08,120
First off, see what he's got to sell us in the weapons sphere.

833
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:09,500
Treasure map castle.

834
00:27:09,580 --> 00:27:10,040
We'll take it.

835
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:10,900
We'll take it.

836
00:27:11,340 --> 00:27:11,920
Thank you.

837
00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:13,140
Out here.

838
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,160
Punch your black tail.

839
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,020
Broken butterfly.

840
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,180
No, no, no, no, no.

841
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:16,880
Riot gun.

842
00:27:17,020 --> 00:27:18,080
Yeah, we're gonna take that.

843
00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:19,680
Yeah, we're gonna take that rifle as well.

844
00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:21,380
We need to sell some of the stuff that we've got.

845
00:27:21,660 --> 00:27:22,180
Mine thrower.

846
00:27:22,460 --> 00:27:23,860
Can't wait to afford it.

847
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,440
We'll see whether or not we're gonna take it in a bit.

848
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:32,680
First off, let's sell him some of the goodies we have lined up inside the back pocket.

849
00:27:33,340 --> 00:27:36,100
Sold him a few things before he got onto the stream to speed it up.

850
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:38,460
Spinal in the glove.

851
00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:44,020
Yeah.

852
00:27:46,060 --> 00:27:47,140
A velvet blue.

853
00:27:48,660 --> 00:27:48,980
Yeah.

854
00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:51,580
Brown chicken egg.

855
00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:52,760
Not gonna really fetch much.

856
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:58,620
Buy or tune up.

857
00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,420
Buy or tune up.

858
00:27:59,900 --> 00:28:02,980
I don't know about Purple Rain, but I sure know about Purple Onion.

859
00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:05,240
She's the true prince of busing.

860
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,780
Thank you very much there for the tip of Bust and Furious.

861
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:09,880
We're gonna sell this shotgun.

862
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,840
27,000 potatoes.

863
00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:18,820
Thank you.

864
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,460
We sell the Wesley Snipes for 10,000.

865
00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:24,860
Will we have enough to buy the semi-auto sniper?

866
00:28:24,980 --> 00:28:25,360
I'm not sure.

867
00:28:25,460 --> 00:28:26,720
Poddy Bob, thanks very much.

868
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:30,560
Tune up.

869
00:28:30,780 --> 00:28:31,440
What are you buying?

870
00:28:31,740 --> 00:28:33,380
We'll just buy the fucking thing first.

871
00:28:36,820 --> 00:28:37,500
Riot gun.

872
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,040
Is that all, stranger?

873
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:40,700
Yeah.

874
00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:46,420
Does it fit?

875
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:47,700
It does.

876
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:49,240
Right.

877
00:28:49,420 --> 00:28:50,460
Okay, let's move this now.

878
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,040
There.

879
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:54,120
There.

880
00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:01,940
There.

881
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,120
Put some lovely mood music on here, please.

882
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,900
Thank you very much, Jukebox Connors.

883
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,200
Tommy sleeps with buses as well.

884
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:14,620
Thanks very much, lads.

885
00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:15,380
Very kind of you.

886
00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:16,220
I hope you're getting on well.

887
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:22,160
Francis just tries to reinvigorate and rejig his inventory here.

888
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:30,720
Very nice to have a lovely crisp attache case with a lot of space in it as well.

889
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,460
It's handy.

890
00:29:31,460 --> 00:29:36,500
It helps with the mind, body, and I always go as far as to say soul as well.

891
00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:38,200
He's doing well.

892
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:38,980
A few boxes.

893
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,780
He's got a lot of rifle ammunition.

894
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,740
And, uh, put that shotgun in.

895
00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:46,580
You know, I won't have to tune that up for a bit.

896
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:48,320
It'll have a nice bit of firepower.

897
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:49,580
Thank you.

898
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:55,800
Yeah, we've, uh, 15,700 there now.

899
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,920
Uh, the rifle is 35,000.

900
00:29:59,020 --> 00:29:59,400
Do you know what?

901
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:05,160
After all the savings I thought we made on not tuning up the guns, I really thought that we

902
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:10,180
would have a lot of bloody, uh, money to spend at this point, but it just seems not to be the

903
00:30:10,180 --> 00:30:10,900
case whatsoever.

904
00:30:11,780 --> 00:30:14,300
But look, we've spent a lot of money on the attache case.

905
00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:16,800
Some people would have said no to that, but I've said yes.

906
00:30:17,620 --> 00:30:19,520
That's just going to help us a lot more along the way.

907
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:23,900
And, uh, look, what we lack in firepower, we make up for space and herbs.

908
00:30:24,620 --> 00:30:27,220
Uh, so I'll lash that herb into us.

909
00:30:28,580 --> 00:30:31,240
And then we've got the TMP.

910
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,820
Let's equip and reload.

911
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:39,520
That out.

912
00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:40,640
Reload that.

913
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:45,580
Save that.

914
00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:48,580
And that's us.

915
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:55,500
It is, yeah, maybe they've integrated the cost of living crisis into the update, because I had a little

916
00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:59,080
look to see what the story was with that room that we went into the other day.

917
00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:03,680
Apparently it was, uh, just something the developers of the HD project added to it.

918
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:08,720
So, uh, Bellasaur, if you're still watching, that was a nice little part.

919
00:31:08,820 --> 00:31:12,560
I thought that was a nice element of the game that they never had in the original.

920
00:31:13,180 --> 00:31:14,180
I'm not sure about you.

921
00:31:14,260 --> 00:31:16,600
You probably thought it wasn't worth it, but I enjoyed it.

922
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,360
It was strange.

923
00:31:17,980 --> 00:31:23,040
Didn't really think much of the, uh, the messages that were written across the walls in Spanish, in Espanol.

924
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:28,900
Perhaps this development of HD project was a Spanish development.

925
00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:31,640
Not pretty, not really sure about that at all.

926
00:31:31,980 --> 00:31:40,340
But, um, if that is the case, then they could really have integrated the, uh, it came out in February or March 2022.

927
00:31:41,780 --> 00:31:43,520
And there's a coquedlo there.

928
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,500
And there's a mozzie desi d over here.

929
00:31:47,060 --> 00:31:51,740
And that's sensual in a way which many of you would really be proud.

930
00:31:57,380 --> 00:31:59,060
Sensual bit of headshot there.

931
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:00,140
The coquedlo.

932
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:01,080
Boom power.

933
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,320
Mozzie desi d.

934
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,340
Lovely bit of stuff.

935
00:32:05,180 --> 00:32:06,120
Let's have some more of that.

936
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:09,140
Thanks, Tom.

937
00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:12,580
We get this red nine out here.

938
00:32:12,980 --> 00:32:14,020
Thanks very much for the tip.

939
00:32:14,180 --> 00:32:15,260
I hope you're getting on well.

940
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,960
You just say thanks very much for the tip.

941
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:17,560
Thanks very much.

942
00:32:17,660 --> 00:32:18,880
Well, thanks very much for the tip.

943
00:32:19,620 --> 00:32:20,220
And look at this.

944
00:32:20,260 --> 00:32:23,060
It's a fellow with a goat's head for a head.

945
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:24,700
Is he a goat himself?

946
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:26,780
The greatest of all time.

947
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,760
The greatest of all times.

948
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,780
Maybe because it's an oldie worldie sort of vibe that we're in right now.

949
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:39,460
Let's get this party started with a lovely rifle scenario here.

950
00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:41,840
We can see where this bad boy is.

951
00:32:45,780 --> 00:32:47,120
Hello from Botswana.

952
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:47,740
How are you?

953
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,980
Marcus, I hope you're getting on well.

954
00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:53,500
You look like my friend from Botswana.

955
00:32:54,060 --> 00:33:00,140
A fellow once said to me in a bar where it was like a meetup of different nationalities.

956
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,060
And he was white.

957
00:33:02,340 --> 00:33:04,800
But he did have a friend from Botswana.

958
00:33:05,060 --> 00:33:08,220
He was from not South Africa.

959
00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:12,460
There's a place in the middle of South Africa that isn't South Africa.

960
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,660
Ah, that fellow got got.

961
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,640
I can't remember the name of it.

962
00:33:17,740 --> 00:33:20,280
It's not Zanzibar or Lizathil.

963
00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:23,740
It is Swaziland.

964
00:33:23,980 --> 00:33:24,860
Yeah, Swaziland.

965
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:25,940
He was from there.

966
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,900
And he said, this is it.

967
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,220
He said to another fellow who was sitting beside him who was black.

968
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,100
He goes, you look like my friend from Botswana.

969
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,760
And the whole table went quiet.

970
00:33:40,380 --> 00:33:46,040
And there was a lady there who just like turned around and went, I don't think you should say that sort of stuff.

971
00:33:46,140 --> 00:33:55,340
Because, you know, it's like just implying that some people look, all people of that color and, you know, creed or whatever look the same.

972
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,480
But I don't think there was any filter on this guy at all.

973
00:33:59,060 --> 00:34:01,520
And that has always stayed with me.

974
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,100
Just that.

975
00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:11,560
In fact, for weeks after that event actually happened, I was just going around the house all the time saying, you look like my friend from Botswana.

976
00:34:11,900 --> 00:34:12,880
All the time.

977
00:34:13,020 --> 00:34:14,040
Couldn't stop saying it.

978
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:15,940
It was really nice, actually.

979
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,400
I really enjoyed saying it a lot.

980
00:34:18,460 --> 00:34:19,540
And that just reminded me now.

981
00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:23,940
Glad to know that there is somebody out in Botswana actually watching the stream.

982
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,300
I hope you're getting on well.

983
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,200
It's as wante now.

984
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:33,480
Has it changed, has it changed the, has it changed its title?

985
00:34:34,580 --> 00:34:36,820
It might not have been Botswana actually.

986
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,000
It could have been, is it Mombasa?

987
00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:40,360
No.

988
00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:45,060
No, Mombasa is completely different.

989
00:34:47,060 --> 00:34:50,560
I remember actually just saying it with loads of different combinations.

990
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:55,620
So just going around shouting, you look like my friend from Zimbabwe.

991
00:34:56,340 --> 00:34:58,620
You look like my friend from Mombasa.

992
00:34:59,020 --> 00:35:01,620
It works with a lot of different African countries.

993
00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:07,760
But that's the South Africans and the, well, watch out here.

994
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:08,520
It's a bit dodgy.

995
00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:16,360
This guy has a lot of red nines taken.

996
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:17,700
He had a helmet on.

997
00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:20,880
We'll get the girl over here and keep her there.

998
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:22,900
Going pretty good at the moment.

999
00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:23,800
Pace is nice.

1000
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:27,740
I think it could be someone or other inside here.

1001
00:35:27,820 --> 00:35:29,340
Let's get this show on the road.

1002
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,340
There's a barrel that's to be exploded up there.

1003
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:33,340
Yep.

1004
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,600
Maybe a long range bullet to the barrel.

1005
00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:37,640
Pick up one of those bad boys.

1006
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:40,860
Lovely better stuff.

1007
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:44,320
Nice when it happens.

1008
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:45,980
And it happens when it's nice.

1009
00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:50,380
I don't know what the story is with this fella here.

1010
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:53,260
He's, uh, is there anybody up there?

1011
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:53,800
I'm not sure.

1012
00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:57,380
I think you might actually have to go a little bit closer.

1013
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,820
Problem is I can hear somebody.

1014
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,060
I can hear like a Mozzie Desi D somewhere.

1015
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:04,700
I can hear them.

1016
00:36:04,780 --> 00:36:06,980
They're saying Coquedlor or Coquedlor or something.

1017
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:08,700
They might be in the room here.

1018
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:10,160
No.

1019
00:36:12,580 --> 00:36:14,540
Another one could be exactly, yeah.

1020
00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:16,260
Unit, Unit Zero.

1021
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:17,200
Unity Zero.

1022
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:17,700
How are you?

1023
00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:20,900
You look like my friend from Drunshambo.

1024
00:36:22,740 --> 00:36:27,120
I'm actually maybe now thinking you look like my friend from Botswana.

1025
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:36,200
Could be a very, very interesting sting or audio grab that I could milk for quite a while.

1026
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:36,820
Here we go.

1027
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:37,700
There's a baddie here.

1028
00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:42,220
He's looking to take full advantage of the president's daughter there.

1029
00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:45,640
But I'm going to take full advantage of his inability.

1030
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,980
Ah, lovely bit of stuff in it.

1031
00:36:50,180 --> 00:36:53,420
A real, real fucking letdown of a man, Tam.

1032
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,940
Thanks very much, there, Lorenzo de' Medici for the tip.

1033
00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:02,040
Beautiful letdown of a man.

1034
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,520
I love you, Tam.

1035
00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:07,380
Real, real fucking letdown of a man, Tam.

1036
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:18,000
Sorry, Tam, just as you were going through the cream play there, I had to cut your audio because I had to face another man there.

1037
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,480
I couldn't, for some reason, I couldn't.

1038
00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:27,280
When I started killing him and becoming consumed by something in the actual game itself, you stopped talking.

1039
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:31,140
It's like we're on the same wavelength, so to speak.

1040
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:32,440
Fuck.

1041
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:33,800
Yep.

1042
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,040
You'd want to watch yourself.

1043
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:35,560
We'll be on.

1044
00:37:36,260 --> 00:37:37,100
At death length.

1045
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:38,800
You know, if you get killed in a minute.

1046
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,720
I'd say take that lad out from afar.

1047
00:37:41,580 --> 00:37:43,640
Utilize it, the sniper rifle or something like that.

1048
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,260
Will do.

1049
00:37:47,380 --> 00:37:49,060
Let's just get this herb into us first.

1050
00:37:49,140 --> 00:37:51,440
Johnny Herb and the Herbmeisters.

1051
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:52,960
Thanks very much, Lorenzo de' Medici.

1052
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:57,160
I too suffer from getting phrases stuck in my head for ages, repeating them to myself, others non-stop.

1053
00:37:57,220 --> 00:37:58,320
Is there a word for the affliction?

1054
00:37:58,720 --> 00:37:59,480
Is there a cure?

1055
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:05,120
I was searching it up and I thought, I came to the conclusion that it was echolalia.

1056
00:38:05,420 --> 00:38:05,640
Ah!

1057
00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:12,400
But it's not, I, I'm not sure if it is echolalia because that could really be a proper affliction.

1058
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:17,840
There is some guy down the way there, we didn't, we didn't get rid of him and now we're paying the price for it.

1059
00:38:19,980 --> 00:38:29,380
But, uh, I thought that about the whole Hanon stuff before I got into this facility that I'm being treated for the Hanonistics, the Hanonism at the moment.

1060
00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:37,720
And, uh, they said it's not echolalia and that, uh, you're, you're just, you're obsessed.

1061
00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:40,220
And I said, why are you so obsessed with me?

1062
00:38:41,220 --> 00:38:41,500
Do you know?

1063
00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:42,320
Couldn't stop.

1064
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,000
With the references.

1065
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:48,480
Okay, so there, that is a situation we need to solve very, very rapidly.

1066
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,300
There needs, there needs to be a barrel that goes up there big time.

1067
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:55,460
This guy is, he can only go as far as there.

1068
00:38:58,980 --> 00:39:00,520
He's got one in the chamber there.

1069
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,540
Thank you very much there, my friend from Botswana.

1070
00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:04,900
And restore the aid.

1071
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:05,960
Thank you very much.

1072
00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:07,500
And, uh, the merchant.

1073
00:39:07,820 --> 00:39:09,620
And Zanzibarland and Holly Winter.

1074
00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:11,700
Bloody hell, Tom, we've missed out a lot here.

1075
00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:16,280
Yeah, it's absolutely disgusting the amount that we've missed out.

1076
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:18,240
It is indeed.

1077
00:39:18,340 --> 00:39:20,240
Sorry, I just need to make sure we haven't missed anyone else.

1078
00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:21,760
Holly Winter, thank you very, very much.

1079
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,060
Good to see you back on the old resi.

1080
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:27,540
Uh, by the way, when you get your little treat yourself to a cheeky little chocolate.

1081
00:39:27,660 --> 00:39:29,240
Rowley from the legendary bakery section.

1082
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:33,180
Sounds like there's people from Lidl actually watching stream, maybe promoting them.

1083
00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:34,960
Other supermarkets are available.

1084
00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:37,540
But anyway, thanks very much, Holly Winter and Zanzibarland.

1085
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:39,140
Hope you're getting on well, lads.

1086
00:39:39,260 --> 00:39:40,420
And very, very kind of you.

1087
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,780
I never actually use the, uh, the bakery section.

1088
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:46,480
I usually just buy a loaf.

1089
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:47,980
Pre-made, pre-batched.

1090
00:39:48,860 --> 00:39:52,060
But, uh, people, a lot of people are saying it.

1091
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,120
A lot of people go mad about that bakery section.

1092
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:55,320
It might be worth a trial.

1093
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,400
I've been known to try that machine.

1094
00:39:58,520 --> 00:39:59,700
I just like using the machine.

1095
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,620
Sometimes I do go in there to buy a loaf.

1096
00:40:02,580 --> 00:40:03,100
Watch out.

1097
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,740
And, uh, I'll actually just put a loaf of bread in the machine.

1098
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,040
Just to use the machine.

1099
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,060
Well, and you won't buy the bread then either?

1100
00:40:12,740 --> 00:40:13,040
Nope.

1101
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:16,960
I just leave it in the machine and walk away with the trolley fast before I get caught out.

1102
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,060
I mean, I'm just into machines.

1103
00:40:20,060 --> 00:40:22,620
You know, some days I'm, I'm, it's not even bread I want.

1104
00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:25,380
I just want to see industry in it, in its raw format.

1105
00:40:25,380 --> 00:40:33,080
I'm a bit weary now of, uh, trying to pick off this criminal over here.

1106
00:40:33,420 --> 00:40:37,960
Because every time I go there, I will hide her inside here.

1107
00:40:38,620 --> 00:40:46,880
Is it a case of letting him throw one of his fire bombs at me and then picking him off?

1108
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,680
From a side, from the far here.

1109
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:56,880
Is it like this?

1110
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:57,960
Is it like that?

1111
00:40:58,820 --> 00:40:59,980
It is like that.

1112
00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:03,100
Lovely, lovely, long range chip shot from afar.

1113
00:41:04,060 --> 00:41:05,260
I can't believe it, Tom.

1114
00:41:07,260 --> 00:41:08,220
Lovely bit of cream.

1115
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:09,580
Lovely bit of zoom.

1116
00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:10,760
One shot, Harry.

1117
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,120
Boom, boom, boom.

1118
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:13,180
Your man's going down.

1119
00:41:13,260 --> 00:41:13,680
He's finished.

1120
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:14,380
He's a clown.

1121
00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:15,100
See you later.

1122
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:15,920
Bitch, luck.

1123
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:16,440
Good luck.

1124
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,960
Big shout out to Gornubius Flux there.

1125
00:41:21,380 --> 00:41:26,680
Says something in Korean or Japanese or whatever that kind of kanji text is.

1126
00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:28,580
And Calvary trouser tips.

1127
00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:30,380
Thanks very much for the tip there.

1128
00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:32,020
I hope, very, hopery.

1129
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:32,800
You're getting on well.

1130
00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:33,580
That was, sorry.

1131
00:41:33,620 --> 00:41:37,560
That wasn't me trying to do some sort of, because I noticed it was a Japanese thing.

1132
00:41:38,140 --> 00:41:40,360
I was just a fuck up in my speech pattern there.

1133
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:47,260
Sounded a bit suspect to me, to be honest with you, but look, we want to keep the stream

1134
00:41:47,260 --> 00:41:48,440
legit and clean.

1135
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:50,320
Hopefully everything's going all right.

1136
00:41:50,460 --> 00:41:52,660
And that wasn't some kind of racist quip from Fred.

1137
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:53,460
It wasn't even a quip.

1138
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:55,740
Wasn't even a quip.

1139
00:41:56,660 --> 00:41:59,060
It was just me trying to multitask.

1140
00:41:59,140 --> 00:42:00,360
I'm trying to fire cannons.

1141
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,340
I'm trying to open doors.

1142
00:42:02,660 --> 00:42:08,020
I'm trying to make sure the president's daughter isn't getting absolutely cannonballed by Damien

1143
00:42:08,020 --> 00:42:09,160
Rice and the boys.

1144
00:42:09,780 --> 00:42:15,100
And also, I'm trying to fucking carve new paths through the castle.

1145
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:16,220
And that's what I've done.

1146
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,120
And that's what I'm proud to be here doing.

1147
00:42:19,820 --> 00:42:24,560
Was there something down the way there that we didn't actually see or use, like, underneath

1148
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,620
this bloody thing here?

1149
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:28,260
Check that cannon.

1150
00:42:28,660 --> 00:42:29,800
No use for it anymore.

1151
00:42:29,900 --> 00:42:30,040
Okay.

1152
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,520
Hopefully we didn't miss out on any goodies there down in that fucking thing.

1153
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:35,980
Time will tell.

1154
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:37,140
But will it tell?

1155
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:42,100
Because we are on course to set the land speed record.

1156
00:42:42,220 --> 00:42:42,700
I repeat.

1157
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,780
Land speed record for this game.

1158
00:42:46,580 --> 00:42:47,580
At this time of night.

1159
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:49,400
On this stream.

1160
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,840
Utilizing a dual commentary scenario.

1161
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:54,840
And that's another...

1162
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,660
Another merchant as well.

1163
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:57,060
Just, yeah.

1164
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:58,440
Take the words I told you about, Francis.

1165
00:42:58,940 --> 00:43:00,680
Tune up, baby.

1166
00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:03,140
Streamtuneup.com.

1167
00:43:03,260 --> 00:43:05,300
You've got 19,800 pesetas.

1168
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,780
I don't think you can buy that rifle.

1169
00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:09,620
Let me have a look.

1170
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,320
Or you have a look, should I say.

1171
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,040
And I'll commentate.

1172
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,320
As you go down now to the...

1173
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,060
The rifle.

1174
00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:21,080
35, yeah.

1175
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:22,600
Your screw bagged.

1176
00:43:24,220 --> 00:43:24,980
Crowbangers, y'all.

1177
00:43:25,620 --> 00:43:26,660
What are you buying?

1178
00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:29,520
Maybe we'll chew one of these pieces up, though, just for the crack.

1179
00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:30,780
Uh, firepower.

1180
00:43:32,100 --> 00:43:34,080
We don't even have the money for it.

1181
00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:36,220
What are you selling?

1182
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:37,660
Let's sell him some jewels.

1183
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,000
Uh, one of the bangles.

1184
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:44,400
Tis.

1185
00:43:44,940 --> 00:43:45,920
A velvet blue.

1186
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:47,220
Looks purple to me.

1187
00:43:49,100 --> 00:43:49,860
A beer stein.

1188
00:43:49,940 --> 00:43:52,780
We've still got another gem to go in that bad boy.

1189
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:53,820
We'll leave it.

1190
00:43:53,940 --> 00:43:55,200
We'll leave it for the time being.

1191
00:43:56,140 --> 00:43:58,120
Tell you what, could be a nice tune-up affair.

1192
00:43:58,980 --> 00:43:59,420
TMP.

1193
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,940
We haven't really tuned any of that piece up yet.

1194
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:02,700
Riot gun.

1195
00:44:03,900 --> 00:44:04,960
That could be nice.

1196
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,040
Effective at long distance ranges as well.

1197
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,440
You need to...

1198
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:11,340
Oh, sure.

1199
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:12,640
Oh, I don't know.

1200
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:13,120
Oh, here.

1201
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:18,300
Do I wait for another 5,000 pesetas to get the rifle out or tune this up?

1202
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:19,680
Firepower.

1203
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:27,760
Capacity for the red nine.

1204
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:28,540
Okay.

1205
00:44:29,580 --> 00:44:30,060
Yeah.

1206
00:44:30,060 --> 00:44:31,500
Is that all stranger?

1207
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:32,240
And.

1208
00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:35,040
Is that all stranger?

1209
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:36,280
Come on.

1210
00:44:36,420 --> 00:44:37,680
Is that all stranger?

1211
00:44:38,140 --> 00:44:38,460
Yeah.

1212
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:39,680
And.

1213
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,720
Let's get that firepower done as well.

1214
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,460
Is that all stranger?

1215
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:45,000
Yeah.

1216
00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:46,340
Come on.

1217
00:44:47,980 --> 00:44:48,820
Thank you.

1218
00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:49,700
Right.

1219
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:50,640
I'm following the heart.

1220
00:44:50,860 --> 00:44:51,340
Thank you.

1221
00:44:51,340 --> 00:44:51,620
Anytime.

1222
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:53,440
Will do.

1223
00:44:53,540 --> 00:44:54,600
Thanks very much for your help.

1224
00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:58,560
I'm not doing too well in the health stakes there.

1225
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,160
And I've actually got no health left.

1226
00:45:01,220 --> 00:45:03,400
Let's get that red nine in the claw.

1227
00:45:03,860 --> 00:45:04,660
It's got 12 in it.

1228
00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:05,240
That's nice.

1229
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,360
We're all ready to roll here.

1230
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:09,620
Bilbo Hannans.

1231
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:10,420
Thank you very much.

1232
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:11,860
And Kevin from County Galway.

1233
00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:12,540
Thank you very much.

1234
00:45:12,620 --> 00:45:13,560
Pre-loaf.

1235
00:45:14,820 --> 00:45:16,600
Pre-loaf cut snatch as well.

1236
00:45:17,100 --> 00:45:18,100
And Hannibal Lecter.

1237
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,080
I hope you're getting on well.

1238
00:45:19,140 --> 00:45:21,220
You look like my friend from Mozambique.

1239
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:22,720
Thank you very much.

1240
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:22,720
Thank you very much.

1241
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:23,620
And Spooky.

1242
00:45:23,980 --> 00:45:25,760
So happy you're back on the Resident Evil.

1243
00:45:26,980 --> 00:45:28,480
And look at now the head turns.

1244
00:45:28,580 --> 00:45:29,640
It kind of a brow.

1245
00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:31,420
It looks like I've been on the Tannen beds.

1246
00:45:32,060 --> 00:45:32,860
Jerry Tannen.

1247
00:45:33,700 --> 00:45:36,000
And thank you very much for the tip there as well.

1248
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:37,640
Bilbo Hannigan.

1249
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,180
And Kevin from County Galway.

1250
00:45:40,460 --> 00:45:41,860
What's this one saying to us now?

1251
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:42,500
Repeat Hannigan.

1252
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:43,520
Ah.

1253
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000
Lord Sadler.

1254
00:45:46,700 --> 00:45:49,880
I was hoping Lord Sadler was going to come through on the machine there.

1255
00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:50,960
The walkie-talkie.

1256
00:45:51,020 --> 00:45:51,740
It's not going to help though.

1257
00:45:52,540 --> 00:45:53,240
It's not going to happen.

1258
00:45:59,180 --> 00:45:59,900
Platinum sword.

1259
00:46:00,020 --> 00:46:00,960
Where's he keeping that?

1260
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:02,240
Do you see the size of the sword?

1261
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:03,300
And look.

1262
00:46:03,380 --> 00:46:04,060
Where is it on him?

1263
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,280
That doesn't fit in the attaché case.

1264
00:46:06,380 --> 00:46:06,840
Sure it doesn't.

1265
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,200
Funny old game sometimes you know.

1266
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,320
You'll be asking what the fuck are they thinking.

1267
00:46:13,060 --> 00:46:13,600
And I made it.

1268
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:18,280
Ah.

1269
00:46:18,380 --> 00:46:18,580
Right.

1270
00:46:18,660 --> 00:46:19,740
Now we're inside.

1271
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,520
This is where things begin to get a little bit hairy.

1272
00:46:22,660 --> 00:46:24,360
Considering the girl.

1273
00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:27,260
You need to be strategically thinking about where she's going to be placed.

1274
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:28,140
Okay.

1275
00:46:28,260 --> 00:46:29,220
We come back down here.

1276
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:30,380
Place her down here.

1277
00:46:30,620 --> 00:46:31,240
Only thing is.

1278
00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:34,780
You'll have a load of bad bastards coming in through the bottom door here.

1279
00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:36,860
Now.

1280
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:37,560
Matalan.

1281
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:38,960
The clove shop.

1282
00:46:39,860 --> 00:46:40,760
These guys are saying.

1283
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:42,660
Look at this now.

1284
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,780
As long as none of these assholes run as this were grand.

1285
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,240
And they're starting to run.

1286
00:46:49,820 --> 00:46:51,320
Fire power is being upgraded.

1287
00:46:51,540 --> 00:46:52,240
Stream upgrade.

1288
00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:58,120
Get the shotgun out here.

1289
00:46:58,260 --> 00:47:00,560
And absolutely take this leather bridge down.

1290
00:47:00,660 --> 00:47:01,040
Oh no.

1291
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:03,280
Decapitated Tom.

1292
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:06,020
Not the way it wanted to work out for me.

1293
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:08,500
Not the way at all.

1294
00:47:10,700 --> 00:47:11,740
Horrible bit of business.

1295
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:12,980
He went for the shotgun.

1296
00:47:13,420 --> 00:47:13,580
Well.

1297
00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:15,020
That wasn't even fast enough.

1298
00:47:15,260 --> 00:47:15,340
Oh.

1299
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:16,700
Yankee doodle dandy.

1300
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,100
Your head is gone.

1301
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:20,820
Best get a new head for the season.

1302
00:47:21,460 --> 00:47:22,080
Thanks very much.

1303
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:22,280
Thanks very much.

1304
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:22,280
Thanks very much.

1305
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:22,280
Thanks very much.

1306
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,500
Time for the words of wisdom there.

1307
00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:24,140
Let's continue.

1308
00:47:25,140 --> 00:47:25,540
Fuck.

1309
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:26,600
When was the last save?

1310
00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:28,880
Hopefully it just checks.

1311
00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:29,180
Yeah.

1312
00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:29,480
Great.

1313
00:47:30,780 --> 00:47:35,160
Thinking that was going to bring us all the way back to a horrible scenario where we saved

1314
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:35,860
ages ago.

1315
00:47:35,980 --> 00:47:36,680
Take that sword.

1316
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:36,980
Yeah.

1317
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:39,940
And we'll leave her there.

1318
00:47:40,060 --> 00:47:43,540
And we'll take that lovely bit of peseta work down there as well.

1319
00:47:44,900 --> 00:47:45,300
Now.

1320
00:47:45,740 --> 00:47:46,380
Red nine.

1321
00:47:46,540 --> 00:47:48,460
Bit of a letdown on those guys.

1322
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:51,480
I wasn't going up for any volleys to the head.

1323
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:52,460
Thanks very much Leo.

1324
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:53,700
Leo and Smokey.

1325
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:55,260
Hope you're getting on well.

1326
00:47:55,300 --> 00:48:01,860
say please enjoy yourself and have this tip and enjoy with it a lovely little round egg

1327
00:48:01,860 --> 00:48:02,380
for yourself.

1328
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:03,380
Thanks very much for that.

1329
00:48:03,540 --> 00:48:04,480
Very very kind of you.

1330
00:48:05,460 --> 00:48:08,700
Also I've got fecal health so that really isn't helping the scenario.

1331
00:48:11,660 --> 00:48:12,100
Yeah.

1332
00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:12,820
Sweet.

1333
00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:15,800
Any herbs Fierce Lads?

1334
00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:17,640
Yes.

1335
00:48:17,780 --> 00:48:18,180
No herbs.

1336
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:24,080
I wonder if those squidgy, squidgy, squidgy masters, are they randomly generated?

1337
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,480
Or is this a squid?

1338
00:48:26,540 --> 00:48:27,220
Is this a squid?

1339
00:48:28,540 --> 00:48:29,340
They're all gone.

1340
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:30,140
Lovely.

1341
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,080
Phil from Ballyferbit.

1342
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,300
Thanks very much for the tip.

1343
00:48:34,580 --> 00:48:35,900
And there's something you learn.

1344
00:48:36,020 --> 00:48:38,620
That's something you learn on the training grounds as Kevin Beijing.

1345
00:48:40,660 --> 00:48:44,340
We really should have been on the training ground for this game as well coming into it.

1346
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,060
But look, I didn't think we really needed it to be honest.

1347
00:48:47,740 --> 00:48:49,120
We've been through it enough times.

1348
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,900
Golden sword mounted on the plate.

1349
00:48:50,980 --> 00:48:51,320
Take it.

1350
00:48:51,380 --> 00:48:52,100
Yeah, we'll take that.

1351
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:53,380
We've got the golden sword there.

1352
00:48:53,380 --> 00:48:55,800
And then we'll put into it.

1353
00:48:58,280 --> 00:48:59,340
The silver sword.

1354
00:49:00,060 --> 00:49:00,820
Oh, fuck.

1355
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:01,580
Right.

1356
00:49:01,860 --> 00:49:02,740
The girl is down there.

1357
00:49:02,820 --> 00:49:05,580
He sent a couple of ball and chain macers after us.

1358
00:49:06,580 --> 00:49:08,540
That could be good for the situation.

1359
00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:13,600
What we will do there, though, is really get busy with this riot gun.

1360
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:15,360
Paul Gascoigne, thanks very much.

1361
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,580
You look like my friend Moti.

1362
00:49:17,860 --> 00:49:18,680
Thank you very much.

1363
00:49:18,980 --> 00:49:20,980
That might be a Squidward affair there.

1364
00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:23,980
Oh, that was crucible-istic.

1365
00:49:24,380 --> 00:49:25,740
Disgusting in nature.

1366
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,360
And oh, sweet in its execution as well.

1367
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:30,460
He's still alive, though.

1368
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,820
Whip out the red nine for a finishing affair.

1369
00:49:33,300 --> 00:49:35,820
Boomhower, boomhower, boomhower, boomhower, boomhower, boomhower, boomhower.

1370
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,140
He takes a lot.

1371
00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:38,740
And he's got a lot to give as well.

1372
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:39,640
Taylor Swift.

1373
00:49:39,740 --> 00:49:40,400
Shake it off.

1374
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:41,320
Could be too late.

1375
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:42,620
He's gone for the mace.

1376
00:49:42,820 --> 00:49:45,240
He hasn't got enough swing on it to get me, though.

1377
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,040
The girl is getting done in.

1378
00:49:47,180 --> 00:49:52,100
We need to really take things seriously here and absolutely leather these guys.

1379
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,400
We've got a flashbanger.

1380
00:49:54,340 --> 00:49:55,420
That guy's gone.

1381
00:49:56,220 --> 00:49:56,860
Oh, my God.

1382
00:49:57,540 --> 00:50:00,780
He needs to go to sleep, that lad, in a fast and furious way.

1383
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:08,900
Let's get the grenades going here and really take these guys out at pace.

1384
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:14,880
Not the way I wanted this to work out, but it's working out the way at some way anyways.

1385
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,400
Thanks very much, Tig, for the tip, Tig.

1386
00:50:19,300 --> 00:50:20,620
Lovely little tip, Tig.

1387
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,740
And I tell you, we've got the eye of a tiger tonight.

1388
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:29,720
We're actually taking this down to the zoo and we're putting it behind bars, the way every tiger should be.

1389
00:50:31,020 --> 00:50:35,580
Can I just counter Tom's point there about those tigers?

1390
00:50:35,900 --> 00:50:37,680
They should not be held in captivity.

1391
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:41,740
And I want to put it out there to any zoological zookeepers out there.

1392
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,920
You do a good job looking after the animals, but you need to ask yourself,

1393
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:46,840
should the animals be there in the first place?

1394
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,260
I'm not sure about that.

1395
00:50:48,260 --> 00:50:50,320
Makes for a great day out.

1396
00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:51,580
Family fun at the zoo.

1397
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:52,760
Educational.

1398
00:50:54,100 --> 00:51:01,320
If you can see past the cruelty of the cage, you can find an absolute wonder of the mind.

1399
00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:02,660
That is education.

1400
00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:03,740
A lifetime of it.

1401
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:07,360
You'd know anything about it if you ever spent a day in school in your life, Francis.

1402
00:51:08,380 --> 00:51:09,980
Thanks very much for that, Tom.

1403
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,200
I tell you what, I did go to school, did biology.

1404
00:51:12,620 --> 00:51:14,260
There was a bit of botany in it as well.

1405
00:51:14,260 --> 00:51:21,380
Just as I pick up a plant, a red herb can be utilized to maximize the usage of other herbs,

1406
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,140
namely the green one, which will triple its strength.

1407
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:26,460
So what we've got here is a red.

1408
00:51:26,540 --> 00:51:27,900
We do need to find another green.

1409
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,420
And yeah, Mendelssohn, the fellow who invented genetics.

1410
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:36,320
If you look back at your biology book, if you ever did a day in biology at all, Tom, did you?

1411
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,500
Didn't bother with it, no.

1412
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:44,980
Went to the school of hard knocks, and I got five honor stars from the University of Life.

1413
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:46,540
No need for any schooling for me.

1414
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:47,940
The school of bus is all I need.

1415
00:51:48,220 --> 00:51:50,240
I'm a bus, bus, bussel man.

1416
00:51:50,340 --> 00:51:51,040
We be bussin'.

1417
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:55,740
Thanks very much there, Stephen Hawking, stunt double for the tip.

1418
00:51:55,900 --> 00:51:57,800
August, liquid snake, sack us.

1419
00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,260
Hopefully you're getting on well.

1420
00:51:59,340 --> 00:52:01,400
And Kiki Stockhammer says,

1421
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:06,060
Shout out to Lisa, who says Tom's voice is smooth like butter.

1422
00:52:06,580 --> 00:52:08,960
You look like my friend from Mulrani.

1423
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,240
A drug that'll stop your convulsions.

1424
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,320
It sounded like Lewis just said,

1425
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,360
A drug dealer, a drug dealer, stop my convulsions.

1426
00:52:16,980 --> 00:52:19,520
You got the, you got the demon blood, right?

1427
00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:20,640
And you.

1428
00:52:21,740 --> 00:52:23,880
You look like my friend from Mulrani.

1429
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:25,160
The eggs have hatched.

1430
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:26,740
The eggs have hatched.

1431
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:27,960
It's a great day for the eggs.

1432
00:52:29,420 --> 00:52:35,640
And we've got a correction there in the chat from none other than OnionLover69,

1433
00:52:36,140 --> 00:52:43,040
who says the name of the monk who worked out genetics on plants was not Mendelssohn.

1434
00:52:43,460 --> 00:52:44,880
It was Mendel.

1435
00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:54,100
Absolute terrible searing indictment into your ignorance, arrogance, and lack of education.

1436
00:52:54,460 --> 00:52:56,700
Trying to be the big billy bollocks on the stream.

1437
00:52:57,100 --> 00:52:58,780
Telling Johnny this, Johnny that.

1438
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,000
Oh, look at my knowledge.

1439
00:53:00,100 --> 00:53:02,060
I know everything about genetics and Mendel.

1440
00:53:02,420 --> 00:53:03,980
You actually don't know anything, son.

1441
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:09,320
And I gotta tell you this, it's really nice to see you get corrected by people in the chat.

1442
00:53:09,740 --> 00:53:11,820
And it really makes me feel good inside as well.

1443
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:15,720
We've got a ton of fuckers coming at us.

1444
00:53:15,820 --> 00:53:16,740
I can hear them.

1445
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:18,020
Oh, here they are.

1446
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,280
And it's time to take them out fast style.

1447
00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:22,000
Let's get this grenade going.

1448
00:53:22,740 --> 00:53:26,160
Because we ain't got enough health to deal with these cats right now.

1449
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:27,640
Uh-oh.

1450
00:53:27,860 --> 00:53:28,800
That was a waste.

1451
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:30,700
That really was a waste.

1452
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,180
And now I don't know what, I don't know what to do.

1453
00:53:33,180 --> 00:53:37,520
Oh.

1454
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:38,320
Oh, ho, ho.

1455
00:53:38,940 --> 00:53:40,240
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

1456
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:41,500
Oh, no.

1457
00:53:42,100 --> 00:53:42,560
No.

1458
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:43,880
Ah.

1459
00:53:45,100 --> 00:53:45,580
Run.

1460
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:46,400
Run.

1461
00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:49,620
Terrible searing.

1462
00:53:49,620 --> 00:53:50,240
Catch myself.

1463
00:53:51,660 --> 00:53:53,040
Lovely, lovely, lovely explosion.

1464
00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:54,160
Your man went flying.

1465
00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:55,980
It was like Superman coming through at you.

1466
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:59,040
But he was, it's like Superman, but more a shit Superman.

1467
00:53:59,460 --> 00:54:01,640
And then you really got out of dodge to cut.

1468
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:02,300
That fine now.

1469
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,260
Very, very fine it was indeed.

1470
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,080
A fine night for it, some might say.

1471
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:08,800
Because we've managed to reload the gun.

1472
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,840
I've got a little bit of time on my hands.

1473
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:11,740
I might take this one.

1474
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,140
I might take this one.

1475
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:14,000
Uh-oh.

1476
00:54:14,540 --> 00:54:15,220
Uh-oh.

1477
00:54:22,460 --> 00:54:23,440
Fucking hell.

1478
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:24,480
Fire.

1479
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:24,560
Fire.

1480
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:29,020
Crazy bit of business altogether.

1481
00:54:29,260 --> 00:54:30,620
You really want to get your act together.

1482
00:54:30,780 --> 00:54:33,160
Because at the moment, you're taking too many liberties.

1483
00:54:34,060 --> 00:54:35,700
This isn't Liberty City.

1484
00:54:35,980 --> 00:54:37,060
This is Castle Bar.

1485
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,880
And you play with the big boys down this way.

1486
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:41,480
You get ramshackled.

1487
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:43,480
Now, where's that harp?

1488
00:54:45,140 --> 00:54:46,060
I'm not messing.

1489
00:54:46,180 --> 00:54:46,900
Is this a glitch?

1490
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:48,440
Is...

1491
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,200
You're still on the phone to me.

1492
00:54:50,460 --> 00:54:51,400
Go back to studio.

1493
00:54:52,460 --> 00:54:52,980
Sorry, Tom.

1494
00:54:53,020 --> 00:54:53,760
Is this a glitch?

1495
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,420
I'm literally after picking up a green herb there.

1496
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,140
I used it, but it...

1497
00:54:58,140 --> 00:54:59,200
How did I use it, Liam?

1498
00:54:59,540 --> 00:54:59,860
Does it...

1499
00:54:59,860 --> 00:55:00,380
I've still...

1500
00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:00,960
Oh, I used...

1501
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:01,320
Yeah, I did.

1502
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:02,400
Sorry, Liam.

1503
00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:05,060
Sorry for getting a little bit indignant towards you there.

1504
00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:07,940
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1505
00:55:09,260 --> 00:55:11,880
And I can hear more mozzy, deszy, dees as we...

1506
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:14,900
As we approach another bad scenario.

1507
00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:16,000
These guys just keep coming.

1508
00:55:16,420 --> 00:55:17,300
Let's leave her there.

1509
00:55:18,780 --> 00:55:20,300
Hopefully this fucker will...

1510
00:55:21,340 --> 00:55:22,260
Come out to us.

1511
00:55:22,260 --> 00:55:24,280
Come on.

1512
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:26,040
Look at these assholes.

1513
00:55:26,140 --> 00:55:27,440
They've got nothing going for them.

1514
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,000
You've got nothing going for you.

1515
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,980
You've got nothing going for you.

1516
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,680
You've got nothing going for you.

1517
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:39,760
Have you any plans?

1518
00:55:43,060 --> 00:55:44,020
That's great stuff.

1519
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:45,220
Headless chicken vibes.

1520
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,040
And he's left something as well to boot Tommy.

1521
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:48,300
Hey!

1522
00:55:48,300 --> 00:55:48,460
Hey!

1523
00:55:48,580 --> 00:55:49,940
You've got nothing going for you.

1524
00:55:50,300 --> 00:55:51,680
Lovely bit of business altogether.

1525
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:53,020
He dropped a nice bit of treasure.

1526
00:55:53,020 --> 00:55:53,560
You've got nothing going for you.

1527
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:54,260
And look at this.

1528
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:55,840
Waits it.

1529
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:56,480
Sets it up.

1530
00:55:56,540 --> 00:55:57,500
Let's crawl into it.

1531
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,620
And that's a walking demonic dickhead.

1532
00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:03,360
Just as you say walking demonic dickhead.

1533
00:56:03,420 --> 00:56:05,720
We've got another one coming towards us with a mace.

1534
00:56:06,020 --> 00:56:07,300
Fuckers swinging a mace.

1535
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:08,820
Oh!

1536
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,120
Liquid snake sack sauce.

1537
00:56:11,260 --> 00:56:13,920
Thank you very much for the liquid snake tip.

1538
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,000
I hope you're getting on well.

1539
00:56:18,140 --> 00:56:19,300
You've got no future.

1540
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:20,920
You've got no future.

1541
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:21,900
Tom?

1542
00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:24,140
Tom?

1543
00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:27,920
You really did have no future.

1544
00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:29,460
You put him down on the ground.

1545
00:56:29,660 --> 00:56:30,800
You took the red knight out.

1546
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:32,000
The red knight.

1547
00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:33,360
And you gave it a spin around.

1548
00:56:33,580 --> 00:56:34,760
That's the end of his days.

1549
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:35,620
He's finished.

1550
00:56:35,940 --> 00:56:36,340
Good luck.

1551
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:38,880
Back to the girl.

1552
00:56:39,540 --> 00:56:40,260
Follow me.

1553
00:56:40,420 --> 00:56:40,920
Will you Ashley?

1554
00:56:41,020 --> 00:56:41,900
For fuck's sake.

1555
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:42,860
It's not.

1556
00:56:43,020 --> 00:56:45,420
This isn't playtime at the White House.

1557
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:47,340
With mommy and daddy.

1558
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:47,780
Papa.

1559
00:56:47,900 --> 00:56:49,200
Papa Presidente.

1560
00:56:49,420 --> 00:56:51,740
This is Resident Evil Castle Bar.

1561
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:54,820
Sometimes the.

1562
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:56,400
I don't like the cut of this.

1563
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:57,420
This one's jib.

1564
00:56:57,500 --> 00:56:58,400
She's hanging around.

1565
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,060
Not doing any work at all.

1566
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:01,740
She doesn't put any work in.

1567
00:57:02,100 --> 00:57:02,620
What's the weather.

1568
00:57:03,140 --> 00:57:04,180
She's no Sherry Birkin.

1569
00:57:04,940 --> 00:57:06,300
And this is an exploding barrel.

1570
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,000
We need to be aware of.

1571
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:08,780
Look at this guy.

1572
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:09,540
It's funny.

1573
00:57:09,620 --> 00:57:11,100
We talk about awareness, Tom.

1574
00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:12,500
What's going on here?

1575
00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:15,460
A complete and utter lack of awareness.

1576
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:16,660
What are you going to do?

1577
00:57:16,860 --> 00:57:17,280
I mean.

1578
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:18,540
You could.

1579
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:19,420
If you wanted.

1580
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:20,840
Take your time with it.

1581
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:21,840
Yeah.

1582
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:23,060
I think we'll take our time with it.

1583
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:23,920
I think we might just.

1584
00:57:25,140 --> 00:57:26,160
Exacerbate the situation.

1585
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:27,500
Make it a little bit more.

1586
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:28,980
Fun and games-ish for us.

1587
00:57:29,300 --> 00:57:30,240
But at the end of the day.

1588
00:57:30,340 --> 00:57:31,220
Let's not feck around.

1589
00:57:31,380 --> 00:57:33,040
The speed run is at stake here.

1590
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:33,660
Boom, Howard.

1591
00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:37,640
One in the shoulder.

1592
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:38,800
One in the head.

1593
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:40,460
What's the mace about, man?

1594
00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:41,680
You should have got the mace going.

1595
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:43,240
You've got no future.

1596
00:57:45,140 --> 00:57:46,160
Lovely bit of business.

1597
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,200
And he's dropped nothing.

1598
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:48,820
The asshole.

1599
00:57:48,820 --> 00:57:49,940
At stake here.

1600
00:57:50,060 --> 00:57:50,560
Boom, Howard.

1601
00:57:51,140 --> 00:57:51,800
He really did.

1602
00:57:52,060 --> 00:57:54,480
And not yet another scumbag with no future.

1603
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:55,200
Because he's.

1604
00:57:55,340 --> 00:57:56,640
He's not utilizing.

1605
00:57:57,380 --> 00:57:57,660
His.

1606
00:57:58,220 --> 00:57:58,700
Mace.

1607
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:00,220
And he's ended up.

1608
00:58:01,220 --> 00:58:01,420
On.

1609
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:02,580
Yeah, he is.

1610
00:58:02,660 --> 00:58:03,700
Ended up on the ground.

1611
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:05,220
Let's finish your sentence for you, Tom.

1612
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:06,320
Because sometimes.

1613
00:58:06,980 --> 00:58:08,600
We need to just get back to the business.

1614
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:10,280
It's not all about fucking.

1615
00:58:10,940 --> 00:58:11,560
Cream plays.

1616
00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:12,340
This and that and the other.

1617
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:14,260
We're actually looking for a sponsor.

1618
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:14,760
For.

1619
00:58:16,380 --> 00:58:17,100
The replay.

1620
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:18,360
Do you know like Soccer Saturday.

1621
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:19,280
Or Super Sunday.

1622
00:58:19,380 --> 00:58:19,620
Whatever.

1623
00:58:19,820 --> 00:58:20,860
They go to replay.

1624
00:58:20,860 --> 00:58:22,860
Your replay brought to you by Gillette.

1625
00:58:23,060 --> 00:58:23,460
Or whatever.

1626
00:58:24,540 --> 00:58:24,660
Yeah.

1627
00:58:24,780 --> 00:58:26,180
I can't really see anybody.

1628
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:27,280
Sponsoring this.

1629
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:28,120
Oh.

1630
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:29,100
You dickhead.

1631
00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:31,300
Fucking hell, Tom.

1632
00:58:31,300 --> 00:58:37,360
You buy Gillette.

1633
00:58:37,540 --> 00:58:37,980
Or whatever.

1634
00:58:38,340 --> 00:58:39,280
Crazy bit of business.

1635
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,280
Talking shite about sponsorship deals.

1636
00:58:41,380 --> 00:58:41,960
Buy Gillette.

1637
00:58:43,100 --> 00:58:44,200
What's the point of that?

1638
00:58:44,540 --> 00:58:44,720
For a.

1639
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:46,140
Best a man can get?

1640
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:50,580
It's not the best a man can get.

1641
00:58:50,580 --> 00:58:51,260
Because I mean look.

1642
00:58:51,380 --> 00:58:51,800
We can't even.

1643
00:58:52,820 --> 00:58:54,320
We can't even be a man.

1644
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:56,060
I can't even look at.

1645
00:58:56,220 --> 00:58:57,380
At the webcam here.

1646
00:58:57,460 --> 00:58:57,920
And say look.

1647
00:58:57,960 --> 00:58:58,860
You're looking at a man.

1648
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:00,160
Because.

1649
00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:01,380
That's not the behaviour.

1650
00:59:01,540 --> 00:59:02,860
That's not the gameplay of a man.

1651
00:59:03,580 --> 00:59:04,600
Man don't do that.

1652
00:59:04,740 --> 00:59:04,940
Man.

1653
00:59:05,020 --> 00:59:05,980
Man go past that.

1654
00:59:06,100 --> 00:59:06,700
Man killeth.

1655
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:07,920
Other scumbag.

1656
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,060
And that didn't happen then.

1657
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:09,920
Thanks very much.

1658
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:10,620
Egg ham.

1659
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:12,120
For the tip there Tom.

1660
00:59:12,180 --> 00:59:13,080
Do you want to say thanks to that?

1661
00:59:13,900 --> 00:59:14,260
Yeah.

1662
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:14,960
Thanks very much.

1663
00:59:15,020 --> 00:59:15,540
Egg ham.

1664
00:59:16,100 --> 00:59:16,780
A friend of mine.

1665
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:17,840
Schlapped me yesterday.

1666
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:18,200
Say.

1667
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:19,840
Because I rang him that morning.

1668
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:20,340
Too early.

1669
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:22,220
It's left my jaw very sore.

1670
00:59:22,780 --> 00:59:23,820
He's done this kind of thing before.

1671
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:24,940
Should I stay away from the guy?

1672
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,020
Sounds like you should.

1673
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:26,480
To be honest.

1674
00:59:26,580 --> 00:59:27,880
An abuser is an abuser.

1675
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:29,520
He's no friend of yours.

1676
00:59:29,940 --> 00:59:30,100
And.

1677
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:32,260
How could he even slap you over the phone?

1678
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:33,440
Sounds like it could be a lie.

1679
00:59:34,100 --> 00:59:34,820
Thanks very much.

1680
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:36,580
Stay away from the abusers out there lads.

1681
00:59:36,780 --> 00:59:36,960
And.

1682
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:37,360
Heron.

1683
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:38,440
Thanks very much as well.

1684
00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:40,220
I'm so excited for the Resident Evil 4 remake.

1685
00:59:41,100 --> 00:59:42,640
Considering cryo status.

1686
00:59:43,540 --> 00:59:44,780
Until March next year.

1687
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:45,340
January.

1688
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:45,660
February.

1689
00:59:45,740 --> 00:59:45,900
March.

1690
00:59:45,940 --> 00:59:46,220
It's not.

1691
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:47,380
It's not that far away.

1692
00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:47,840
It is.

1693
00:59:47,980 --> 00:59:48,200
What is it?

1694
00:59:48,220 --> 00:59:48,680
Six months.

1695
00:59:49,260 --> 00:59:49,620
October.

1696
00:59:49,740 --> 00:59:50,180
Now November.

1697
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:50,560
December.

1698
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:50,900
January.

1699
00:59:51,060 --> 00:59:51,340
February.

1700
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:51,620
March.

1701
00:59:51,780 --> 00:59:52,440
Four or five.

1702
00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:53,200
It could get delayed.

1703
00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:54,600
That's what the word on the street is.

1704
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:59,000
A lot of situations going on in the world at the moment.

1705
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:00,000
Supply chains.

1706
01:00:00,100 --> 01:00:00,760
Not the best.

1707
01:00:01,540 --> 01:00:03,020
And Iniesta coming at us.

1708
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:04,560
This is not going to be a.

1709
01:00:05,180 --> 01:00:07,020
This is not going to be as bad as it was before.

1710
01:00:07,140 --> 01:00:07,340
Come on.

1711
01:00:07,380 --> 01:00:07,860
Follow me you.

1712
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:09,040
We'll put her there.

1713
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:09,680
Leave her there.

1714
01:00:12,340 --> 01:00:13,680
She doesn't fucking stay.

1715
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:14,220
That's the thing.

1716
01:00:14,220 --> 01:00:21,900
Shit.

1717
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:23,060
We.

1718
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,820
We need to not get ramshackled by these.

1719
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:27,360
Scooblas here.

1720
01:00:30,020 --> 01:00:31,120
The concentration.

1721
01:00:31,860 --> 01:00:34,480
The concentration as we move into the next realm here.

1722
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:35,720
Couple of bad boys.

1723
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:38,320
Maybe a red nine affair.

1724
01:00:40,620 --> 01:00:42,600
Red nine diaries on Bravo.

1725
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:46,220
Late night.

1726
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:48,800
Ah.

1727
01:00:49,580 --> 01:00:50,500
Old school.

1728
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:53,020
Five minutes review.

1729
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:56,620
Television X.

1730
01:00:57,180 --> 01:00:58,220
Beautiful stuff.

1731
01:00:59,620 --> 01:01:00,600
Nothing like it.

1732
01:01:00,660 --> 01:01:01,340
Back in the day.

1733
01:01:02,020 --> 01:01:03,960
Parents have gone out to the pub probably.

1734
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:09,500
Let's have a look and check out what's on that fantastic channel called Bravo.

1735
01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:12,080
And Bravo to me Tom.

1736
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,540
For dispatching those guys.

1737
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:15,580
Yep.

1738
01:01:15,780 --> 01:01:16,700
Great bit of business.

1739
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:19,840
Lovely bit of red nine diaries there.

1740
01:01:21,140 --> 01:01:22,780
Nothing soft core about that.

1741
01:01:22,860 --> 01:01:24,340
You took their heads off at peace.

1742
01:01:24,700 --> 01:01:25,480
And we like it.

1743
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:26,320
We love seeing it.

1744
01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:27,740
And we want some more of it.

1745
01:01:27,820 --> 01:01:28,960
Let's have some more of it.

1746
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:30,180
Come on you cat.

1747
01:01:31,220 --> 01:01:35,160
Just want to say sorry there for Tom's disgusting language.

1748
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:35,980
Wait.

1749
01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:38,680
But it is 20 to 11.

1750
01:01:38,860 --> 01:01:39,340
What can you.

1751
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:40,160
What do you expect?

1752
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:41,600
This is.

1753
01:01:41,780 --> 01:01:44,500
It's a tense affair here in Castle Bar.

1754
01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:46,980
As we move at pace towards that prick.

1755
01:01:47,380 --> 01:01:48,720
Up there on the.

1756
01:01:48,780 --> 01:01:49,920
We've got an aid spray.

1757
01:01:50,060 --> 01:01:50,460
It's filthy.

1758
01:01:50,580 --> 01:01:51,120
Let's use it.

1759
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,680
Let's just reload the pistol there.

1760
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:57,000
And then.

1761
01:01:57,980 --> 01:02:00,460
Get that shotty too hotty going as well.

1762
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:01,580
Reload that.

1763
01:02:01,660 --> 01:02:03,880
Put a few slug shells into that bad boy.

1764
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:07,420
And then reload the TMP as well.

1765
01:02:08,980 --> 01:02:10,680
Really looking for a lovely.

1766
01:02:11,220 --> 01:02:11,700
Lovely.

1767
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:13,920
Green herb to mix with the red.

1768
01:02:15,140 --> 01:02:16,700
What we'll do here is.

1769
01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:17,800
Maybe snipe.

1770
01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:19,640
Wesley snipe this guy from afar.

1771
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:20,620
If we can get to him.

1772
01:02:21,940 --> 01:02:22,920
Does he spawn?

1773
01:02:23,020 --> 01:02:23,880
Has he spawned yet?

1774
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:24,400
He's there.

1775
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:25,320
He's there.

1776
01:02:25,420 --> 01:02:25,560
Look.

1777
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:30,040
You don't want to give him line of sight.

1778
01:02:31,540 --> 01:02:32,500
That was enough.

1779
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:34,320
Lovely stuff.

1780
01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:40,460
Lovely bit of business there.

1781
01:02:41,100 --> 01:02:42,680
With sneaky tactics.

1782
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:44,260
Rabbit and hat tricks.

1783
01:02:45,060 --> 01:02:45,660
And it was.

1784
01:02:45,980 --> 01:02:47,100
You don't want to give him line of sight.

1785
01:02:47,100 --> 01:02:47,600
It's an aerial.

1786
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:48,920
Boom.

1787
01:02:49,060 --> 01:02:49,420
Right in the.

1788
01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:50,920
Right in the crotch.

1789
01:02:51,540 --> 01:02:52,640
Right in the crotch.

1790
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:53,200
Took the words.

1791
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:54,760
Right out of your crotch.

1792
01:02:55,180 --> 01:02:55,820
Let open.

1793
01:02:55,900 --> 01:02:56,100
Okay.

1794
01:02:56,340 --> 01:02:56,660
Come on.

1795
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:58,220
Get this girl to follow us.

1796
01:02:58,520 --> 01:02:58,760
Follow me.

1797
01:02:58,840 --> 01:02:59,900
I've pressed the Z button.

1798
01:03:00,020 --> 01:03:01,680
She doesn't fucking come running like.

1799
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:06,300
Oh my god.

1800
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:08,280
Right.

1801
01:03:08,900 --> 01:03:09,280
Right.

1802
01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:10,000
Right.

1803
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:10,320
Right.

1804
01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:10,640
Right.

1805
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:10,920
Right.

1806
01:03:11,020 --> 01:03:11,200
Right.

1807
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:11,480
Yeah.

1808
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:11,960
Yeah.

1809
01:03:12,260 --> 01:03:13,520
Just take.

1810
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:14,540
Take the feet out.

1811
01:03:14,980 --> 01:03:23,120
I wonder, uh, is that a waste?

1812
01:03:25,660 --> 01:03:27,000
Yeah, volley time.

1813
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:29,120
And then...

1814
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:33,340
Slashington's World of Adventurinos.

1815
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:35,940
You love to see it when it happens and it's available.

1816
01:03:35,940 --> 01:03:37,180
Is that a waste?

1817
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:40,440
You really do love to see it when it's happening and it's available.

1818
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:41,520
And that time it was.

1819
01:03:41,580 --> 01:03:42,780
A lovely volley to the ground.

1820
01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:44,840
And then slash, slash, slash.

1821
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,960
Slash, slash, slash.

1822
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:48,800
It's a...

1823
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:49,680
It was beautiful.

1824
01:03:50,020 --> 01:03:51,280
And it was beautiful.

1825
01:03:52,540 --> 01:03:54,900
Now, let's reload that TMP.

1826
01:03:56,460 --> 01:03:58,320
Stick that in the back pocket later.

1827
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:00,000
Back to that.

1828
01:04:00,660 --> 01:04:01,180
Milosh.

1829
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:02,000
Milosh.

1830
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:03,060
How the hell are you?

1831
01:04:03,060 --> 01:04:05,580
Yeah, it's a long time no stream affair.

1832
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:06,680
I hope you're getting on well.

1833
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:09,360
You've checked the speedrun database.

1834
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:12,440
And it says that we've got plenty of time to spare.

1835
01:04:13,140 --> 01:04:15,480
Thanks very much for that tip there, Milosh.

1836
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:16,760
Beautiful stuff.

1837
01:04:17,100 --> 01:04:17,980
Great support.

1838
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:20,180
Long time supporter of the stream.

1839
01:04:20,820 --> 01:04:23,740
And an absolutely beautiful confirmation.

1840
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:25,480
That yet again...

1841
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:25,920
Oh, fuck.

1842
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:26,400
Watch out.

1843
01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:27,720
We're fucked.

1844
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:29,400
We are absolutely fucked.

1845
01:04:29,860 --> 01:04:30,860
And the girl...

1846
01:04:30,860 --> 01:04:31,860
What's gonna become of her?

1847
01:04:31,980 --> 01:04:32,560
We don't know.

1848
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:35,460
Let's just run.

1849
01:04:35,540 --> 01:04:36,460
Run, run, run, run, run, run.

1850
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:36,980
Come on.

1851
01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:40,040
Come on!

1852
01:04:42,180 --> 01:04:45,540
Love to just take that bin out there now.

1853
01:04:45,900 --> 01:04:46,620
Not the bin out.

1854
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:47,360
That's a reminder.

1855
01:04:47,460 --> 01:04:48,540
The bins have to go out tonight.

1856
01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:51,220
Let's...

1857
01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:52,440
Hopefully this door will swing open.

1858
01:04:52,540 --> 01:04:52,880
Come on.

1859
01:04:53,020 --> 01:04:53,400
Come on.

1860
01:04:55,980 --> 01:04:57,160
The door swings open.

1861
01:04:57,820 --> 01:04:59,100
And then I'll just grenade them.

1862
01:05:01,260 --> 01:05:03,180
Even though there's an explodey barrel there.

1863
01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:04,140
Waste of grenade.

1864
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:04,920
Possibility.

1865
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:06,380
Let's have a look and see here.

1866
01:05:07,220 --> 01:05:08,700
Maybe TMP it up to the max.

1867
01:05:09,740 --> 01:05:13,440
Thank you very much, Milosh, for your kind, hearted, generous tip ripper, Runas.

1868
01:05:14,180 --> 01:05:14,700
Cru-ness.

1869
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:16,200
Cue-ness to all these fuckers.

1870
01:05:17,100 --> 01:05:17,500
Silence.

1871
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:18,520
Silence.

1872
01:05:20,860 --> 01:05:23,280
Oh, the barrel was right there.

1873
01:05:24,300 --> 01:05:25,040
Oh, no.

1874
01:05:27,620 --> 01:05:28,540
We're getting fucked.

1875
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:30,340
We're getting fucked.

1876
01:05:30,860 --> 01:05:31,060
Oh.

1877
01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:35,440
Oh, God.

1878
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:36,740
I said wait.

1879
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:38,640
And I meant actually follow me.

1880
01:05:39,980 --> 01:05:43,580
What I'll do is I'll just get ahead of this bozo right here.

1881
01:05:43,580 --> 01:05:47,080
And then really take my time with him with the Red 9.

1882
01:05:47,220 --> 01:05:49,140
It's going to be a night out with the Red 9 here.

1883
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:53,020
Red 9 diaries.

1884
01:05:54,260 --> 01:05:55,360
Bravo to you, sir.

1885
01:05:56,220 --> 01:05:56,500
Uh-oh.

1886
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:57,480
That's not good.

1887
01:05:57,860 --> 01:06:02,020
That's the worst thing that could have happened in this situation at this particular time.

1888
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:06,100
Come on, Ashley.

1889
01:06:06,220 --> 01:06:06,980
Follow me to fuck.

1890
01:06:07,700 --> 01:06:08,260
She's not coming.

1891
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:11,180
She's got no brains, you see.

1892
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:13,940
She needs to just use work off her own initiative.

1893
01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:15,460
She needs to work off her own initiative.

1894
01:06:15,580 --> 01:06:16,420
She doesn't do that.

1895
01:06:18,420 --> 01:06:24,160
And now we've got a lovely situation here where it's just a case of sniper rifle knights.

1896
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:25,420
Kinky John Fowler.

1897
01:06:25,540 --> 01:06:26,520
Thank you very much for it.

1898
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:27,360
Milosh.

1899
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:28,960
Thank you so much.

1900
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,540
It's great, great, great business.

1901
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:37,380
To have you check in the speedrun database at the same time.

1902
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:39,340
What kind of fucking chat is that?

1903
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:40,960
What kind of accent was that?

1904
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:43,780
And why did you say database like that?

1905
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:47,620
Can't even explain to you, Tom.

1906
01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:48,660
Really don't know.

1907
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:55,700
And I apologize to anyone who was confused at what I said there.

1908
01:06:55,740 --> 01:06:57,580
I said database, believe me.

1909
01:06:58,860 --> 01:06:59,640
Come on!

1910
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:04,880
Check the database at pace.

1911
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:06,300
Somebody's saying there.

1912
01:07:07,300 --> 01:07:08,600
But it's already been checked.

1913
01:07:08,860 --> 01:07:10,020
We don't need to check it anymore.

1914
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:11,360
Confirmation has come through.

1915
01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:12,100
It was me, lass.

1916
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:19,880
And now we've got a lovely red and green herb scenario, which we can combine and utilize for our own well-being.

1917
01:07:20,100 --> 01:07:21,040
Iron monkey.

1918
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:22,380
What a beautiful name.

1919
01:07:23,340 --> 01:07:24,380
What a beautiful tip.

1920
01:07:25,220 --> 01:07:28,040
What a beautiful night in Castle Bar it is.

1921
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:32,000
It stopped raining just a few hours ago.

1922
01:07:32,140 --> 01:07:33,080
Maybe it's going to rain again.

1923
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:33,880
Probably will do.

1924
01:07:33,980 --> 01:07:35,320
But it's not that cold at all.

1925
01:07:35,380 --> 01:07:35,900
It's mild.

1926
01:07:36,380 --> 01:07:37,100
Very mild.

1927
01:07:37,340 --> 01:07:43,800
In fact, the ghost of jazz musician Mild Davis was in town earlier on, trumpeting away.

1928
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:48,960
Sweating he was because it was so unbelievably tepid in its heat.

1929
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:53,960
He actually was well wrapped up wearing a Patagonia dress.

1930
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:59,820
A woman's goose down Patagonia dress.

1931
01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:01,200
Playing that trumpet.

1932
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:03,560
Blasting his trumpet away while he was at pace.

1933
01:08:04,820 --> 01:08:07,800
And everybody in Market Square was just dancing.

1934
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:09,180
Just dancing away.

1935
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:10,040
And it's locked.

1936
01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:11,520
We've got a silver key.

1937
01:08:11,900 --> 01:08:13,620
And that's what we need at this time.

1938
01:08:14,180 --> 01:08:14,800
This moment.

1939
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:17,060
It's the Castle Bar, Castle Gate Key.

1940
01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:20,380
Are you serious about the replay sponsorship?

1941
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:21,440
Where can I contact?

1942
01:08:21,620 --> 01:08:22,980
Oh, it's unbelievable, Tom.

1943
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:24,780
Are we getting on?

1944
01:08:24,860 --> 01:08:25,680
Yeah, we're serious.

1945
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:27,660
Iron Monkey, thanks very much for the tip.

1946
01:08:27,980 --> 01:08:35,920
But what we're saying is, for the instant cream play, when it goes instant cream play, we're

1947
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:41,100
actually thinking of modifying that, like, you know, instant cream play brought to you by

1948
01:08:41,100 --> 01:08:41,660
Coca-Cola.

1949
01:08:42,460 --> 01:08:45,600
Or instant cream play brought to you by McDonald's.

1950
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:47,400
Any fast food.

1951
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:48,220
Sorry, cutscene.

1952
01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:49,180
We'll get back to you in a second.

1953
01:08:51,180 --> 01:08:55,160
I was starting to wonder when you might notice us.

1954
01:08:55,860 --> 01:08:56,640
Who are you?

1955
01:08:57,640 --> 01:09:00,000
Me llamo Ramon Salazar.

1956
01:09:00,420 --> 01:09:04,120
The eighth castellan of this magnificent architecture.

1957
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:10,740
I have been honored with the prodigious power from the great Lord Sadler.

1958
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:13,680
I've been expecting you, my brethren.

1959
01:09:14,380 --> 01:09:16,280
No thanks, bro.

1960
01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:18,140
No thanks, bro.

1961
01:09:18,300 --> 01:09:20,260
We've got a feisty one.

1962
01:09:21,180 --> 01:09:28,240
If you care for your own well-being, I suggest you surrender yourself and simply become our hostage.

1963
01:09:29,060 --> 01:09:33,600
Or, Mr. Scott, you can give us the girl because you're not worth a penny, I'm afraid.

1964
01:09:34,340 --> 01:09:35,540
You can die.

1965
01:09:39,420 --> 01:09:41,080
I'm never turning into one of them.

1966
01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:41,820
Never.

1967
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:44,700
Well, start fucking acting like it then.

1968
01:09:44,700 --> 01:09:45,160
We'll find a cure.

1969
01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:47,540
And stop making me hide you in boxes.

1970
01:09:49,220 --> 01:09:50,180
Sorry about this.

1971
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:52,820
Just need to turn down the volume there.

1972
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:54,100
It's going to get a bit loud here, I'd say.

1973
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:58,800
The way I'm looking at the situation here is, she's giving it this.

1974
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:02,280
I'm never going to turn into one of them, ever.

1975
01:10:03,380 --> 01:10:05,640
Well, stop getting attacked then.

1976
01:10:05,780 --> 01:10:07,640
Because you're letting yourself get attacked.

1977
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:09,660
I can't say this to her in the game.

1978
01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:11,320
Silage, thank you very much.

1979
01:10:11,380 --> 01:10:13,380
And Dog the County Hurler, thank you very much.

1980
01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:18,680
What's for dinner tonight as well?

1981
01:10:18,740 --> 01:10:19,660
Thanks very much for the tip.

1982
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:21,020
Pat Kenny's anus.

1983
01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:22,420
Dinner was had.

1984
01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:24,700
Lovely, lovely, spicy chili.

1985
01:10:24,820 --> 01:10:27,560
I usually make a chili that'll last and just put it in the fridge.

1986
01:10:27,740 --> 01:10:29,880
And then it'll last two or three days.

1987
01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:33,080
600 grams of beef.

1988
01:10:33,420 --> 01:10:34,740
Chili of minced beef.

1989
01:10:35,020 --> 01:10:35,680
One onion.

1990
01:10:35,980 --> 01:10:36,820
One bell pepper.

1991
01:10:37,220 --> 01:10:41,240
Two spoon, teaspoons of jar of little chili.

1992
01:10:42,420 --> 01:10:44,280
McPhail, thank you very much, McPhail.

1993
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:48,000
A tin of kidney beans.

1994
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:50,900
Half a tin of baked beans I throw in there as well.

1995
01:10:52,540 --> 01:10:54,300
A stock cube of beef.

1996
01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:55,860
OXO stock cube.

1997
01:10:57,360 --> 01:10:59,020
What else do I throw in there?

1998
01:10:59,080 --> 01:10:59,640
Some garlic.

1999
01:11:00,660 --> 01:11:02,700
And, uh...

2000
01:11:02,700 --> 01:11:05,680
You can go and put carrots or celery in it.

2001
01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:07,240
But I'm not arsed.

2002
01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:08,400
I just go with that.

2003
01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:10,020
And then basmati rice.

2004
01:11:10,260 --> 01:11:11,420
Just boil it up.

2005
01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:12,800
Don't even add anything to the rice.

2006
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:14,560
And, uh...

2007
01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:14,840
Yeah.

2008
01:11:14,980 --> 01:11:16,780
Just stick them in the lunch boxes.

2009
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:17,640
Then that'll last you.

2010
01:11:17,700 --> 01:11:18,840
You won't have to do any cooking.

2011
01:11:18,980 --> 01:11:20,980
Then it gets boring enough having to do cooking.

2012
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:21,480
You know?

2013
01:11:21,780 --> 01:11:22,460
So just put it up.

2014
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:23,400
Especially the wintertime.

2015
01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:25,100
You need that bit of spice in your life, Tom.

2016
01:11:26,100 --> 01:11:27,780
You really don't want to second that.

2017
01:11:28,300 --> 01:11:29,160
Spicy days.

2018
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:29,740
Right now.

2019
01:11:30,300 --> 01:11:31,380
Even though it's mild enough.

2020
01:11:31,420 --> 01:11:33,200
I was saying it was getting kinda...

2021
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:34,380
Nice and, uh...

2022
01:11:34,380 --> 01:11:34,700
Mild.

2023
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:36,440
It's still great to have a bit of chili.

2024
01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:38,360
Backup chili as well.

2025
01:11:38,660 --> 01:11:39,040
And, uh...

2026
01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:39,260
Look.

2027
01:11:39,540 --> 01:11:41,020
Two or three days in the fridge.

2028
01:11:41,140 --> 01:11:43,440
If it goes over there, stick it into the freezer.

2029
01:11:43,940 --> 01:11:45,680
You don't want to give yourself a bad stomach.

2030
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:46,320
Lovely.

2031
01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:48,560
Lovely.

2032
01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:50,040
Lovely contraption here.

2033
01:11:50,900 --> 01:11:51,880
You'd wonder who built it.

2034
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:53,680
Um...

2035
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:55,680
It's got some sort of imprint in it.

2036
01:11:55,740 --> 01:11:56,800
We can save the game here.

2037
01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:58,200
Thanks very much there.

2038
01:11:58,340 --> 01:11:58,800
McPhail.

2039
01:11:58,900 --> 01:11:59,280
Silage.

2040
01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:00,260
Packenny's anus.

2041
01:12:00,540 --> 01:12:00,960
And Dog.

2042
01:12:01,080 --> 01:12:02,240
The county hurler.

2043
01:12:02,420 --> 01:12:02,840
Hurler.

2044
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:03,720
Should I say it's great?

2045
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:05,960
Barrage of names there.

2046
01:12:07,540 --> 01:12:08,380
Varadkar Higgins.

2047
01:12:08,460 --> 01:12:08,700
Look.

2048
01:12:08,860 --> 01:12:09,920
It's not on that level.

2049
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,480
Just making one meal and sticking that in a lunch box.

2050
01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:13,260
It's not.

2051
01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:16,980
That's not gonna bring you to Varadkar levels of prep.

2052
01:12:17,780 --> 01:12:19,900
Did you see how many Tupperware boxes he has?

2053
01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:22,000
Who has that many?

2054
01:12:22,100 --> 01:12:24,460
Who has that much Tup in the pup?

2055
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:26,440
Do you know what I mean?

2056
01:12:27,940 --> 01:12:28,660
And, uh...

2057
01:12:28,660 --> 01:12:31,900
I don't really have a varied, uh...

2058
01:12:31,900 --> 01:12:33,260
Meal makeup plan.

2059
01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:34,860
It's chili or bust at the stage.

2060
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:35,540
I've...

2061
01:12:35,540 --> 01:12:36,540
I'd...

2062
01:12:36,540 --> 01:12:38,820
Stick a bit of chicken in the air fryer.

2063
01:12:39,020 --> 01:12:40,860
And that's as far as it goes these days.

2064
01:12:40,980 --> 01:12:43,200
Can't even be bothered making anything different.

2065
01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:45,960
It's chicken in the air fryer.

2066
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:47,780
Or it's chili beef.

2067
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:49,100
That's all that's...

2068
01:12:49,100 --> 01:12:49,980
That's all you're getting.

2069
01:12:50,340 --> 01:12:51,980
Round Casa Del Higgins.

2070
01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:53,500
Yep.

2071
01:12:53,580 --> 01:12:54,000
Well, look.

2072
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:57,080
If any time you want to invite me over, I'll definitely...

2073
01:12:57,080 --> 01:12:58,660
Read that chili to the max.

2074
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:00,400
And, uh...

2075
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:01,180
But you never do.

2076
01:13:01,860 --> 01:13:02,860
You've no time for me.

2077
01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:03,760
Anymore.

2078
01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:06,480
Ever since the, uh...

2079
01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:07,640
The argument last year.

2080
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:09,220
Yeah, look.

2081
01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:10,700
We don't want to get into that now.

2082
01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:11,400
And, uh...

2083
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:14,360
It creates a kind of an atmosphere that I'm not really interested in...

2084
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:17,140
Infecting the rest of the stream with.

2085
01:13:17,220 --> 01:13:20,640
But let it be known that I'm willing to put fucking bygones in the past.

2086
01:13:20,740 --> 01:13:21,480
Let them go by.

2087
01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:26,240
And if you want to come round for a fucking hard dose of spice bag chili...

2088
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:27,800
You're more than welcome.

2089
01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:30,440
The best.

2090
01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:31,240
I've just, uh...

2091
01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:33,360
Collect as much as you can here.

2092
01:13:33,420 --> 01:13:36,560
Because shit's gonna get very real very soon.

2093
01:13:36,820 --> 01:13:38,240
And I don't know why you keep on, uh...

2094
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:41,240
Saying no to these...

2095
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:42,280
Pieces.

2096
01:13:43,140 --> 01:13:44,300
Not particularly too sure.

2097
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,360
I think it's something to do with the mouse and keyboard setup.

2098
01:13:46,780 --> 01:13:49,140
If you move the mouse only a fraction...

2099
01:13:49,940 --> 01:13:51,020
Which is what I'm always doing.

2100
01:13:51,060 --> 01:13:52,220
Or the sensitivity of the mouse.

2101
01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:53,500
It will just...

2102
01:13:53,500 --> 01:13:54,140
Select no.

2103
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:55,600
Down a thing.

2104
01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:56,740
I think this is...

2105
01:13:56,740 --> 01:13:58,180
Down here is a chamber where you...

2106
01:13:58,180 --> 01:13:58,780
Oh, yeah.

2107
01:13:58,860 --> 01:13:59,220
You...

2108
01:13:59,220 --> 01:14:02,520
You come up against machine from 9mm down there.

2109
01:14:02,900 --> 01:14:05,940
It's like some sort of tortured soul gimp.

2110
01:14:06,620 --> 01:14:10,020
Who lives down inside that gated chamber.

2111
01:14:10,940 --> 01:14:11,940
And, uh...

2112
01:14:11,940 --> 01:14:12,440
It's tough.

2113
01:14:12,580 --> 01:14:13,200
It's tough going.

2114
01:14:13,300 --> 01:14:13,860
It's tough business.

2115
01:14:13,980 --> 01:14:15,720
And it could be a restart...

2116
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:16,560
After restart.

2117
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:17,220
After restart.

2118
01:14:17,580 --> 01:14:18,040
Let's see.

2119
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:20,360
Wait.

2120
01:14:21,380 --> 01:14:23,420
Uh, thank you very much there for the tip there.

2121
01:14:23,620 --> 01:14:24,020
Cream.

2122
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:26,080
And anguished panda.

2123
01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:27,560
Says chili can carnage.

2124
01:14:27,700 --> 01:14:28,260
Speed run.

2125
01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:30,820
Actually, we need to just move along for a second to piss.

2126
01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:31,740
Uh, uh...

2127
01:14:31,740 --> 01:14:32,140
Sorry.

2128
01:14:32,140 --> 01:14:33,460
Sorry about that.

2129
01:14:38,460 --> 01:14:39,660
Thank you very much there.

2130
01:14:39,660 --> 01:14:41,720
Disgusting bit of burpage there from Francis.

2131
01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:42,660
Let's have a look at that.

2132
01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:45,460
Pandu says chili can carnage speed run.

2133
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:48,000
Actually, we need to just move along for a second to piss.

2134
01:14:48,920 --> 01:14:49,320
Sorry.

2135
01:14:50,620 --> 01:14:50,980
Yeah.

2136
01:14:51,180 --> 01:14:52,200
Sorry about that.

2137
01:14:52,620 --> 01:14:54,360
We shouldn't have even replayed that.

2138
01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:55,120
Sorry about that.

2139
01:14:55,120 --> 01:14:56,160
There was no need to do that.

2140
01:14:56,160 --> 01:15:04,560
I thought it was a necessary step towards rectifying your future, uh, transgressions because you can't be fucking doing that.

2141
01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:05,200
It's not professional.

2142
01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:05,880
It's not nice.

2143
01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:05,900
It's not nice.

2144
01:15:05,900 --> 01:15:06,560
And it's disgusting.

2145
01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:08,320
That's all I got to say on this show.

2146
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:09,020
Thanks very much.

2147
01:15:10,340 --> 01:15:14,500
Um, just as we're here, thanks very much there to Drew Carey, Chris McBee.

2148
01:15:15,640 --> 01:15:18,020
And, uh, none other than Anguish Panda.

2149
01:15:18,460 --> 01:15:27,000
And Dave McGill says, would you ever do, I think you mean ever do, a commentary and slash or review of the Resident Evil series on Netflix?

2150
01:15:27,140 --> 01:15:27,540
It's mental.

2151
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:33,320
Uh, I would, I'd just stay away from, uh, film, uh, transpositions.

2152
01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:34,260
Is it transpositions?

2153
01:15:34,480 --> 01:15:36,600
Of, uh, video games because they're always shit.

2154
01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:40,500
Never seen a good movie that's been made out of a game before in my life.

2155
01:15:40,900 --> 01:15:42,620
So I know it's a series you're saying.

2156
01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:52,580
But, uh, now that you mention, I have heard that it is quirky and, and strange and, uh, sure if they made a series out of it, then there must be something in it.

2157
01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:53,160
You'd imagine.

2158
01:15:53,420 --> 01:15:54,980
They made a series of films out of it though.

2159
01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:55,960
Do you know what I mean?

2160
01:15:55,980 --> 01:15:56,540
They weren't good.

2161
01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:59,440
So, uh, maybe you could do that.

2162
01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:05,100
The only thing is, how could you do a review of that on YouTube without getting, uh, copyrighted to the Maximino?

2163
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:07,120
Tacky Maximino.

2164
01:16:07,220 --> 01:16:08,160
Thank you very much there.

2165
01:16:08,340 --> 01:16:09,600
Epic Burpage Replay.

2166
01:16:09,700 --> 01:16:10,460
Chicago Bullock.

2167
01:16:10,660 --> 01:16:11,680
Alley-oop to the jaw.

2168
01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:13,640
Thank you very much for your tip there.

2169
01:16:13,660 --> 01:16:14,840
I hope you're getting on well.

2170
01:16:15,740 --> 01:16:16,920
Scotty Pippen.

2171
01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:19,440
Oh.

2172
01:16:20,220 --> 01:16:20,620
Hello.

2173
01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:24,200
Thank you for having me back once again.

2174
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:25,280
It is I,

2175
01:16:25,900 --> 01:16:28,180
Captain Jordan B. Peterson.

2176
01:16:29,380 --> 01:16:30,540
Captain of the ship.

2177
01:16:31,740 --> 01:16:32,980
The board of directors.

2178
01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:34,080
Admiral.

2179
01:16:35,020 --> 01:16:36,280
Of your fleet.

2180
01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:43,500
And it is I who will read Captain Louis Syrah's diary notice on the wall of death.

2181
01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:47,920
I have confirmation that Syrah has entered the castle.

2182
01:16:48,980 --> 01:16:54,560
Why he would return to during his escape leaves me to question his motives.

2183
01:16:55,100 --> 01:16:58,580
But we must seize this moment and capture him.

2184
01:16:59,660 --> 01:17:03,460
We will get the other two Americans after we apprehend Syrah.

2185
01:17:03,460 --> 01:17:09,140
It appears he took some vaccines when he stole our sample.

2186
01:17:09,780 --> 01:17:13,220
The vaccines we can do without.

2187
01:17:14,220 --> 01:17:16,080
Without, I beg your pardon.

2188
01:17:16,140 --> 01:17:18,760
But we must retrieve the sample.

2189
01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:20,960
For it is our lifeblood.

2190
01:17:21,300 --> 01:17:21,660
Now.

2191
01:17:22,300 --> 01:17:24,000
I feel there is somebody else.

2192
01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:27,000
Or some other group involved in this whole affair.

2193
01:17:27,420 --> 01:17:31,560
If the sample were to get into the hands of the other entity.

2194
01:17:31,620 --> 01:17:35,560
The world which we seek to create will not come.

2195
01:17:36,980 --> 01:17:38,760
We must apprehend Syrah.

2196
01:17:39,380 --> 01:17:40,740
As quickly as possible.

2197
01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:42,000
Over and out.

2198
01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:44,100
Woke moralists.

2199
01:17:46,260 --> 01:17:47,700
That's filed away.

2200
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:48,220
Lovely there.

2201
01:17:48,300 --> 01:17:49,000
Thanks very much.

2202
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:50,720
JB to the puzzle.

2203
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:54,460
Absolutely unbelievable stuff.

2204
01:17:54,620 --> 01:17:55,280
Yet again.

2205
01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:56,100
From the man.

2206
01:17:56,420 --> 01:17:57,080
The enigma.

2207
01:17:57,300 --> 01:17:57,860
The myth.

2208
01:17:58,220 --> 01:17:58,980
The magician.

2209
01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:01,940
The mind-altering substance of a human.

2210
01:18:02,260 --> 01:18:06,140
Who is Jordan Barney Patterson III.

2211
01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:08,000
Giver of life.

2212
01:18:08,560 --> 01:18:09,240
And taker.

2213
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:11,480
Of death.

2214
01:18:11,900 --> 01:18:12,640
Where is she now?

2215
01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:13,580
We need her to follow us.

2216
01:18:13,980 --> 01:18:15,680
There's a lovely painting on the wall here.

2217
01:18:16,420 --> 01:18:17,000
Of a fella.

2218
01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:18,340
With one arm.

2219
01:18:19,160 --> 01:18:21,060
And he's carrying a key on a belt.

2220
01:18:21,300 --> 01:18:21,920
Thanks very much.

2221
01:18:22,440 --> 01:18:24,000
Hurricane Henry for the tip.

2222
01:18:24,460 --> 01:18:25,540
And Burke's waist.

2223
01:18:25,660 --> 01:18:26,420
Thank you very much.

2224
01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:28,140
Don't forget that it's brown bin.

2225
01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:29,820
Tonight too.

2226
01:18:29,940 --> 01:18:30,120
Well.

2227
01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:31,880
That's it if you're with the Burke's.

2228
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:34,920
I stand with Burke's waist.

2229
01:18:35,420 --> 01:18:36,820
Free Burke's waist.

2230
01:18:37,420 --> 01:18:38,160
And also.

2231
01:18:38,340 --> 01:18:38,940
I want to say.

2232
01:18:39,060 --> 01:18:40,900
I'm not standing with Burke's waist.

2233
01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:43,220
Because I am a McGrath's man.

2234
01:18:43,460 --> 01:18:44,320
Through and through.

2235
01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:46,440
Brand loyalty to McGrath's.

2236
01:18:46,440 --> 01:18:47,220
Since day one.

2237
01:18:47,340 --> 01:18:50,100
Other waste management companies are available.

2238
01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:51,400
Now this.

2239
01:18:51,580 --> 01:18:52,680
Is a steam.

2240
01:18:53,100 --> 01:18:54,220
Scenario right here.

2241
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:57,280
So we don't want to get absolutely steamed out of it.

2242
01:18:57,700 --> 01:18:59,440
I believe we take the key off that.

2243
01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:01,640
And we go back to the room with the gimp in it.

2244
01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:03,440
And if I'm not mistaken.

2245
01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:06,180
There's going to be a few matalows coming through right now.

2246
01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:08,060
Look at this.

2247
01:19:09,780 --> 01:19:11,280
Should have utilized that.

2248
01:19:11,700 --> 01:19:14,020
When we had bad boys underneath it.

2249
01:19:14,060 --> 01:19:14,700
But it's too late now.

2250
01:19:14,980 --> 01:19:15,540
Hash yogurt.

2251
01:19:15,660 --> 01:19:17,260
Thank you very much for the tip there.

2252
01:19:17,300 --> 01:19:18,260
I hope you're getting on well.

2253
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:21,920
And doing well yourself as well.

2254
01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:23,340
A lot of wells in that sentence.

2255
01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:26,980
Oh.

2256
01:19:27,140 --> 01:19:27,700
Turn that.

2257
01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:27,920
Sorry.

2258
01:19:27,980 --> 01:19:29,840
There was a smooth bit of jazz on there.

2259
01:19:29,980 --> 01:19:31,720
I forgot to stop playing that.

2260
01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:33,520
It's locked.

2261
01:19:33,700 --> 01:19:35,020
Will we use the sturdy door key?

2262
01:19:35,140 --> 01:19:35,280
Yeah.

2263
01:19:35,340 --> 01:19:35,600
We will.

2264
01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:44,440
Don't forget.

2265
01:19:44,440 --> 01:19:44,440
Don't forget.

2266
01:19:44,440 --> 01:19:47,360
The 5000 behind the Sadler painting.

2267
01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:48,920
Holy schmokes.

2268
01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:55,180
Oh.

2269
01:19:55,300 --> 01:19:56,000
Good man.

2270
01:19:56,780 --> 01:19:58,700
Liam Rogers is back again.

2271
01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:01,980
Liam Rogers is back again.

2272
01:20:02,160 --> 01:20:02,280
Tom.

2273
01:20:04,480 --> 01:20:07,400
Lovely bit of Liam Rogers action there.

2274
01:20:07,940 --> 01:20:09,680
Telling us about the big gold bears.

2275
01:20:09,780 --> 01:20:10,380
Gold bullion.

2276
01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:11,700
Right behind the Sadler.

2277
01:20:11,740 --> 01:20:12,280
There it is.

2278
01:20:12,580 --> 01:20:14,320
And that's a great bit of bullion.

2279
01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:16,600
Lovely bit of bullion.

2280
01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:17,520
Let's not forget it there.

2281
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:19,060
We're about to run away without it.

2282
01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:21,460
And that was.

2283
01:20:21,640 --> 01:20:23,700
That could only be described as a Raj bomb.

2284
01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:25,180
Of information.

2285
01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:28,140
And Garçon de Poisson.

2286
01:20:28,780 --> 01:20:29,680
Thank you very much.

2287
01:20:29,740 --> 01:20:31,360
Can you shout out my girlfriend Adele.

2288
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:34,360
Who is a huge Ari fan.

2289
01:20:35,060 --> 01:20:37,040
And loving the recent streams.

2290
01:20:37,300 --> 01:20:38,060
Keep up the good work.

2291
01:20:38,360 --> 01:20:40,020
Well hopefully she's not going to be turned off.

2292
01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:41,580
By this absolute shit show.

2293
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:42,940
Of a miniature boss fight.

2294
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:43,960
We're about to uncover.

2295
01:20:44,540 --> 01:20:45,240
Or endure.

2296
01:20:45,740 --> 01:20:46,780
Because as I recall.

2297
01:20:46,980 --> 01:20:48,040
He's not really something.

2298
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:49,560
You can vanquish in one goal.

2299
01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:50,240
Saying that.

2300
01:20:50,240 --> 01:20:52,360
I have actually managed to updo expectation.

2301
01:20:52,620 --> 01:20:53,940
And go past previous bosses.

2302
01:20:54,460 --> 01:20:56,100
At a pace of which many would be proud.

2303
01:20:56,780 --> 01:20:58,060
So I think what we'll do is.

2304
01:20:58,240 --> 01:21:00,500
We'll leave Ashley Young over here.

2305
01:21:00,580 --> 01:21:01,120
It's funny because.

2306
01:21:01,260 --> 01:21:02,220
I think she's the president's daughter.

2307
01:21:02,300 --> 01:21:03,020
She is young.

2308
01:21:03,340 --> 01:21:04,260
We'll leave her there.

2309
01:21:04,820 --> 01:21:06,100
She isn't a footballer.

2310
01:21:06,660 --> 01:21:07,180
Who can.

2311
01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:09,120
Play as a good.

2312
01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:10,640
Decent holding midfielder.

2313
01:21:10,720 --> 01:21:11,600
A defensive midfielder.

2314
01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:12,120
If I believe.

2315
01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:14,880
For a number of great teams.

2316
01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:16,440
Including Manchester United.

2317
01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:17,300
And Inter.

2318
01:21:17,360 --> 01:21:17,880
Look at this.

2319
01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:18,820
Jim Shamrock.

2320
01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:19,580
With the 7-7.

2321
01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:20,560
Lucky triple seven.

2322
01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:22,880
This guy is a beef eater.

2323
01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:23,520
Extreme.

2324
01:21:23,900 --> 01:21:24,240
In here.

2325
01:21:25,140 --> 01:21:26,440
I don't think we should machine him.

2326
01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:27,180
Right yet.

2327
01:21:27,700 --> 01:21:28,600
We go into his cell.

2328
01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:29,960
We lift that switch.

2329
01:21:30,460 --> 01:21:30,960
I believe.

2330
01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:32,220
If you rattle the bell.

2331
01:21:32,300 --> 01:21:33,280
That fucks with his head.

2332
01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:35,980
Can you shout out Kenny G.

2333
01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:37,880
I'm alive and well.

2334
01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:39,220
I didn't have a phone for a bit.

2335
01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:40,120
Says Jim Shamrock.

2336
01:21:40,340 --> 01:21:40,520
Ah.

2337
01:21:41,220 --> 01:21:42,120
Sorry about that.

2338
01:21:42,260 --> 01:21:43,140
That was not.

2339
01:21:43,340 --> 01:21:44,780
I was reading a tip.

2340
01:21:44,860 --> 01:21:45,480
Got scared.

2341
01:21:45,580 --> 01:21:46,580
It was embarrassing stuff.

2342
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:46,980
Tom.

2343
01:21:50,820 --> 01:21:52,000
What a hilarious.

2344
01:21:53,100 --> 01:21:54,200
Piece of situation.

2345
01:21:54,340 --> 01:21:54,980
Gameplay there.

2346
01:21:56,720 --> 01:21:57,000
Yeah.

2347
01:21:57,340 --> 01:21:58,360
He shit himself.

2348
01:21:58,520 --> 01:21:59,160
It was beautiful.

2349
01:22:00,020 --> 01:22:00,860
And look at this.

2350
01:22:02,540 --> 01:22:02,860
Yeah.

2351
01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:04,340
I don't really want to see it again.

2352
01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:05,120
To be honest Tom.

2353
01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:05,480
It's not.

2354
01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:06,160
That's not.

2355
01:22:06,340 --> 01:22:07,420
Not my cup of tea.

2356
01:22:07,480 --> 01:22:07,960
To be honest.

2357
01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:09,400
I don't really want to see it again.

2358
01:22:10,780 --> 01:22:11,360
Too late.

2359
01:22:11,420 --> 01:22:12,120
Let's have a look again.

2360
01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:13,340
Let's get that scream going.

2361
01:22:13,480 --> 01:22:16,120
I'm alive and well. I didn't have a phone for a bit, says Jim Shamrock.

2362
01:22:16,340 --> 01:22:18,140
Ah! Sorry about that.

2363
01:22:18,340 --> 01:22:19,000
That was not...

2364
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:21,040
I'm alive and well. I didn't have a phone for a bit, says Jim Shamrock.

2365
01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:25,580
Yeah. I'd rather we just left it, Tom, to be honest.

2366
01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:28,440
We don't need to go there again. It's not my proudest moment.

2367
01:22:29,900 --> 01:22:32,400
He was reading a tip and he got scared.

2368
01:22:32,700 --> 01:22:35,180
I'm alive and well. I didn't have a phone for a bit, says Jim Shamrock.

2369
01:22:35,480 --> 01:22:37,200
Ah! Sorry about that.

2370
01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:40,660
I was reading a tip and got scared.

2371
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:43,300
Getting a bit spiteful now, Tom, to be honest.

2372
01:22:43,400 --> 01:22:46,300
I don't really want to keep reliving the anguish and the pain,

2373
01:22:46,420 --> 01:22:48,400
but thanks very much for getting involved.

2374
01:22:48,960 --> 01:22:50,820
We've got a bad situation coming up now.

2375
01:22:50,940 --> 01:22:52,660
Jim Shamrock, just want to finish that off there.

2376
01:22:53,300 --> 01:22:55,820
Can you give a shout-out to Kenny G? I'm alive and well.

2377
01:22:55,920 --> 01:22:57,380
I didn't have a phone for a bit.

2378
01:22:58,080 --> 01:23:00,560
Crazy not to be plugged in, but you know yourself.

2379
01:23:00,900 --> 01:23:03,600
Lovely to see yourself and the uncle doing dual commentary again.

2380
01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:06,200
And thanks very much to K93Tracko.

2381
01:23:06,300 --> 01:23:10,320
There should be a cream play of the wonderful readings of JB Peasy,

2382
01:23:10,780 --> 01:23:12,380
brought to you by Pints.

2383
01:23:12,920 --> 01:23:14,560
Well, that might happen at some stage.

2384
01:23:14,640 --> 01:23:15,580
We're not there yet.

2385
01:23:15,720 --> 01:23:18,400
And look at this lovely interior of this jacket here.

2386
01:23:18,480 --> 01:23:21,660
I don't think the camera really does it justice,

2387
01:23:21,740 --> 01:23:25,840
but now it looks like I'm an evil, evil Hanon.

2388
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:28,520
I've transformed into my final Hanon format.

2389
01:23:30,520 --> 01:23:32,980
You hammered your mother.

2390
01:23:33,580 --> 01:23:37,960
I drove from Limerick.

2391
01:23:38,860 --> 01:23:39,840
Can we do this?

2392
01:23:39,900 --> 01:23:40,480
Sorry, one second.

2393
01:23:42,160 --> 01:23:44,700
I drove from Limerick.

2394
01:23:56,700 --> 01:24:00,280
Lovely bit of business here from Francis.

2395
01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:02,300
He's really getting into the Hanon-ish dicks.

2396
01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:04,080
He's actually in a facility at the moment.

2397
01:24:04,220 --> 01:24:07,900
We shouldn't laugh at him because he is under a lot of mental distress.

2398
01:24:09,220 --> 01:24:11,380
Thanks very much for that, Tom.

2399
01:24:11,380 --> 01:24:12,160
Sorry, I should go back.

2400
01:24:12,240 --> 01:24:12,360
Yeah.

2401
01:24:12,980 --> 01:24:13,860
Thanks very much for that.

2402
01:24:14,020 --> 01:24:16,300
And the tip as well, Del- Delboy.

2403
01:24:16,820 --> 01:24:17,740
K93Tracko.

2404
01:24:18,040 --> 01:24:20,460
Let's get this guy sorted out because he's here now.

2405
01:24:20,520 --> 01:24:21,200
He's taking the piss.

2406
01:24:21,340 --> 01:24:22,500
The arse of Joe Duffy.

2407
01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:23,280
Thanks very much.

2408
01:24:24,260 --> 01:24:24,780
Let's do this, look.

2409
01:24:25,240 --> 01:24:27,300
Now, that'll fucking mess with his head,

2410
01:24:27,360 --> 01:24:28,240
or at least it should have done.

2411
01:24:31,860 --> 01:24:32,900
Come on, you prick.

2412
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:36,900
How is that happening when I've got a real good gun?

2413
01:24:36,980 --> 01:24:38,560
Oh, he's got a fucking beast on his back, look.

2414
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:40,400
Yeah, see you later, man.

2415
01:24:40,700 --> 01:24:43,360
You should have done a little bit more fucking homework on me.

2416
01:24:44,760 --> 01:24:45,320
Oh, no.

2417
01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:48,920
We've got to herb it up, lads.

2418
01:24:49,320 --> 01:24:51,500
McGrath's Waist, MGMT.

2419
01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:52,200
What a band.

2420
01:24:52,380 --> 01:24:54,200
Thanks very much for the tip there, lads.

2421
01:24:54,240 --> 01:24:55,160
I hope you're getting on well.

2422
01:24:55,260 --> 01:24:56,140
And just a tip.

2423
01:24:56,220 --> 01:24:57,080
Thanks very much for the tip.

2424
01:24:57,460 --> 01:24:58,760
Frankie Schcones!

2425
01:24:58,980 --> 01:24:59,640
How are you doing?

2426
01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:00,440
Thanks very much.

2427
01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:02,000
Thanks very much.

2428
01:25:02,840 --> 01:25:04,000
Francesco Esconares.

2429
01:25:05,260 --> 01:25:06,340
Thanks very much for the tip.

2430
01:25:06,440 --> 01:25:08,500
Look, let's get this show on the road.

2431
01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:10,120
This fucker's coming at you at pace.

2432
01:25:10,220 --> 01:25:11,040
You need to focus.

2433
01:25:11,040 --> 01:25:13,300
There's no point looking at the bloody tips just yet.

2434
01:25:13,740 --> 01:25:16,880
And apologies in advance if we miss out on the tip just now.

2435
01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:18,640
We'll get you after this boss battle.

2436
01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:20,420
This is serious business, okay?

2437
01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:21,560
Serious business.

2438
01:25:24,440 --> 01:25:25,680
Got a thank you there.

2439
01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:26,320
Hananistic.

2440
01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:27,720
Right, let's get this going.

2441
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:28,780
And Owen Fleming.

2442
01:25:28,980 --> 01:25:30,480
I'm going to get to you in a second, Owen.

2443
01:25:31,160 --> 01:25:33,160
Oh, the bell man ringeth.

2444
01:25:34,160 --> 01:25:36,420
Now, we need to dodge the attacks.

2445
01:25:36,980 --> 01:25:40,420
And then we need to fill his back full of lead.

2446
01:25:40,940 --> 01:25:41,900
Lead poisoning.

2447
01:25:43,160 --> 01:25:44,240
LED lights.

2448
01:25:45,260 --> 01:25:46,120
Underneath the cunt.

2449
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:49,660
I heard he's getting LEDs pulled underneath his fucking back.

2450
01:25:50,060 --> 01:25:50,540
The dickhead.

2451
01:25:52,620 --> 01:25:53,440
That was lovely.

2452
01:25:53,660 --> 01:25:55,860
And can we bomb him at this stage?

2453
01:25:55,920 --> 01:25:56,620
Can we bomb him?

2454
01:25:56,660 --> 01:25:58,700
That's the question that's on everyone's lips at the moment.

2455
01:26:00,020 --> 01:26:01,180
Yeah, that's sweet.

2456
01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:02,200
That's really nice.

2457
01:26:02,280 --> 01:26:03,940
That's exactly what we wanted to happen.

2458
01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:08,660
And now we will take our TMP to the back of the fucker.

2459
01:26:08,740 --> 01:26:09,400
The back of the beast.

2460
01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:18,000
Where is he?

2461
01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:20,220
We hide around this pillar here.

2462
01:26:20,740 --> 01:26:21,960
He's spinning around, look!

2463
01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:26,000
He's spinning right round, baby, right round.

2464
01:26:26,100 --> 01:26:29,500
Like a gimp, baby, right round, right round.

2465
01:26:30,120 --> 01:26:34,000
Look at him.

2466
01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:35,120
Quasi-quarting.

2467
01:26:36,420 --> 01:26:37,820
Quasi-quarting, look.

2468
01:26:39,380 --> 01:26:40,060
Oh, no!

2469
01:26:44,280 --> 01:26:44,840
Yes.

2470
01:26:45,220 --> 01:26:46,980
That's just exactly what we were after.

2471
01:26:46,980 --> 01:26:50,860
Maybe we can firebomb him again for the crack.

2472
01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:54,400
Sumptuous bit of firebombage.

2473
01:26:56,680 --> 01:26:57,120
Please!

2474
01:26:58,760 --> 01:26:59,900
Is what he's probably thinking.

2475
01:27:01,020 --> 01:27:03,100
And now what are we going to go at him with?

2476
01:27:03,180 --> 01:27:05,580
We'll probably go at him with the sniper rifle.

2477
01:27:05,700 --> 01:27:06,500
A lovely selection.

2478
01:27:06,660 --> 01:27:09,160
A veritable feast we have laid out for ourselves here.

2479
01:27:09,620 --> 01:27:12,080
Of disgustingly hardcore weaponry.

2480
01:27:12,360 --> 01:27:12,900
And that's it.

2481
01:27:13,040 --> 01:27:13,720
That's him done.

2482
01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:15,200
Big Bapalula!

2483
01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:16,760
That guy's dead, Tom.

2484
01:27:16,760 --> 01:27:18,260
Tom?

2485
01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:19,480
Tom!

2486
01:27:20,480 --> 01:27:20,760
Edith.

2487
01:27:21,220 --> 01:27:22,360
Lovely bit of business.

2488
01:27:22,540 --> 01:27:23,680
Whips out the sniper.

2489
01:27:24,020 --> 01:27:27,340
And absolutely takes this guy down to the last rights.

2490
01:27:27,920 --> 01:27:29,460
You have been pardoned.

2491
01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:30,460
You bitch.

2492
01:27:32,540 --> 01:27:33,340
Boom shakalaka.

2493
01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:34,900
There's no need to call him that word.

2494
01:27:35,260 --> 01:27:36,760
I want to apologize to anybody.

2495
01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:36,800
I want to apologize to anybody.

2496
01:27:37,360 --> 01:27:40,960
Tom's usage of that disgusting and misogynistic word.

2497
01:27:41,920 --> 01:27:42,360
Bitch.

2498
01:27:43,100 --> 01:27:45,240
It actually means a female dog.

2499
01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:47,680
And also, he actually called a man.

2500
01:27:47,920 --> 01:27:49,020
Or at least we could...

2501
01:27:49,020 --> 01:27:51,260
We believe this guy to be a man.

2502
01:27:51,620 --> 01:27:53,020
He called him that word as well.

2503
01:27:53,100 --> 01:27:56,900
So it didn't have any misogynistic tones to it whatsoever.

2504
01:27:58,560 --> 01:27:59,000
True.

2505
01:27:59,160 --> 01:27:59,880
True that.

2506
01:28:00,080 --> 01:28:00,560
True that.

2507
01:28:01,280 --> 01:28:01,720
And another.

2508
01:28:02,280 --> 01:28:04,980
I want to say thank you to none other than Milosh.

2509
01:28:05,520 --> 01:28:06,860
The power hour.

2510
01:28:07,440 --> 01:28:07,880
Milosh.

2511
01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:08,980
The power hour man.

2512
01:28:09,620 --> 01:28:10,480
Come of the Milosh.

2513
01:28:10,700 --> 01:28:11,380
Come of the man.

2514
01:28:12,320 --> 01:28:14,660
Come as the Milosh.

2515
01:28:15,100 --> 01:28:16,260
As the man.

2516
01:28:16,720 --> 01:28:17,960
Come of the hour.

2517
01:28:18,300 --> 01:28:19,140
Thanks for the tip.

2518
01:28:19,240 --> 01:28:22,160
How do you pronounce that putas currency from the inventory?

2519
01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:23,360
Putas, is it?

2520
01:28:23,600 --> 01:28:24,320
Cheeky developers.

2521
01:28:24,880 --> 01:28:31,400
I don't think it is because you're skirting a fine line there between offending some people

2522
01:28:31,400 --> 01:28:34,880
because I think in Spanish puta might mean lady of the night.

2523
01:28:36,060 --> 01:28:39,120
But funnily enough, it's Spanish for pesetas,

2524
01:28:39,580 --> 01:28:45,500
which was the old currency before we were all forced to adopt the single European currency

2525
01:28:45,500 --> 01:28:48,140
known as the European dollar.

2526
01:28:48,540 --> 01:28:50,360
And we used that to this very day.

2527
01:28:51,320 --> 01:28:53,960
And before that, it was pesetas.

2528
01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:55,620
In Italy, they had the lira.

2529
01:28:56,020 --> 01:28:57,720
In Germany, they had the Deutschmark.

2530
01:28:58,300 --> 01:29:03,380
In der Nederlandse, they had the...

2531
01:29:03,380 --> 01:29:05,860
I think they had the mark as well.

2532
01:29:06,620 --> 01:29:08,980
I'll tell you what, we're about to leave the mark of the beast

2533
01:29:08,980 --> 01:29:11,520
upon these scumbags who were coming to us at pace.

2534
01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:12,700
Jordan, thanks very much.

2535
01:29:12,820 --> 01:29:14,340
Can you say happy birthday to my friend Owen?

2536
01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:15,100
He's 40 today.

2537
01:29:15,540 --> 01:29:17,180
Happy birthday, Owen.

2538
01:29:17,800 --> 01:29:20,200
Life begins at 40, my friend.

2539
01:29:20,640 --> 01:29:22,440
Happy birthday, Owen.

2540
01:29:22,920 --> 01:29:26,220
The party, it does never end because you're 40.

2541
01:29:27,900 --> 01:29:30,600
I just want to say thanks to Jordan for the tip.

2542
01:29:30,600 --> 01:29:31,640
Happy birthday to Owen.

2543
01:29:31,980 --> 01:29:33,840
And thanks also to Owen Fleming.

2544
01:29:34,260 --> 01:29:35,460
Francis, you're a streamer.

2545
01:29:35,520 --> 01:29:36,660
You've heard of tips.

2546
01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:39,020
Liam Rogers is a well-known friend of Frank McCourt.

2547
01:29:39,100 --> 01:29:39,740
Thanks very much.

2548
01:29:39,820 --> 01:29:40,820
Don't know anything about that.

2549
01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:42,940
And El Bogdadly.

2550
01:29:43,020 --> 01:29:43,840
Thank you very much.

2551
01:29:45,040 --> 01:29:46,500
Great to see how often you're streaming.

2552
01:29:46,580 --> 01:29:47,500
Should I get used to it?

2553
01:29:48,460 --> 01:29:54,440
Look, I can't really speak for myself, but what I can say is that I hope that you can get used to it.

2554
01:29:55,780 --> 01:30:01,760
You would think that you could actually speak for yourself that you are yourself, but I mean, you could speak on behalf of me.

2555
01:30:01,840 --> 01:30:04,180
And I'm actually thinking, yeah, I'm enjoying this.

2556
01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:06,380
Even though I actually haven't driven a bus in a long while.

2557
01:30:07,140 --> 01:30:07,900
Shut up, Tom.

2558
01:30:08,380 --> 01:30:11,240
We've got more bigger fish to fry right here coming up.

2559
01:30:11,240 --> 01:30:15,740
I want to say just one more thing before we get this guy sorted out.

2560
01:30:15,820 --> 01:30:16,720
A couple of guys sorted out.

2561
01:30:16,820 --> 01:30:17,240
Owen Fleming.

2562
01:30:17,340 --> 01:30:17,860
Thanks for the tip.

2563
01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:18,360
Hannah Nistic.

2564
01:30:18,460 --> 01:30:19,100
Thanks for this tip.

2565
01:30:19,440 --> 01:30:20,080
McGrath's Waste.

2566
01:30:20,140 --> 01:30:22,300
Who says, happy little euro from one of our loyal customers.

2567
01:30:22,720 --> 01:30:26,740
We hope you'll consider this ample sponsorship to consider us plastering over your instant cream play.

2568
01:30:27,360 --> 01:30:28,440
McGrath's Waste livery.

2569
01:30:28,640 --> 01:30:29,940
I'll ask Tom about that.

2570
01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:33,060
But look, let's have a look now.

2571
01:30:33,220 --> 01:30:36,360
We've ever attempted to go vegetarian.

2572
01:30:36,480 --> 01:30:37,340
The Arts of Joe Duffy.

2573
01:30:37,440 --> 01:30:37,960
Thanks very much.

2574
01:30:38,500 --> 01:30:39,280
A Master of Puppets.

2575
01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:39,800
Thanks very much.

2576
01:30:41,200 --> 01:30:42,260
Not really.

2577
01:30:42,460 --> 01:30:46,760
I mean, I've done it, but it hasn't been like I've chose to do it.

2578
01:30:46,780 --> 01:30:50,560
It's just because the situation I was in was one of a vegetarian household.

2579
01:30:51,280 --> 01:30:54,480
But I didn't mind it.

2580
01:30:54,800 --> 01:31:00,880
But when I'm in control, there's only one thing I know how to do, and that's cook meat.

2581
01:31:01,020 --> 01:31:01,800
That's all I'm doing.

2582
01:31:02,600 --> 01:31:04,460
You know, it's not going to be a veggie scenario.

2583
01:31:04,640 --> 01:31:06,380
There's veggies involved, and there's nothing.

2584
01:31:06,380 --> 01:31:11,640
There's veggies involved in the meal, but they're not going to make up the mainstay of the plate.

2585
01:31:11,760 --> 01:31:12,240
Do you understand?

2586
01:31:13,540 --> 01:31:17,600
But look, I'm the bad man nowadays.

2587
01:31:17,920 --> 01:31:21,080
Apparently, you're a fucker if you're a meat eater.

2588
01:31:22,020 --> 01:31:23,340
Yeah, it's unsustainable.

2589
01:31:23,340 --> 01:31:25,180
It's not good for the environment.

2590
01:31:25,180 --> 01:31:38,920
And if you're not watching out, you're going to get a couple of fucking guardian reading, tofu, sandal wearing, lentil drinking, toss pots around your gaff, chucking fucking soup over your best paintings.

2591
01:31:38,920 --> 01:31:40,700
Of which I have zero, by the way.

2592
01:31:40,700 --> 01:31:42,700
I'm not an art collector or anything like that.

2593
01:31:43,320 --> 01:31:46,620
But it turns out that I'm the fucker now.

2594
01:31:46,680 --> 01:31:47,500
I'm the bad person.

2595
01:31:47,620 --> 01:31:50,480
So it's not going to go well for me in the future.

2596
01:31:50,600 --> 01:31:52,460
That's all I can envisage.

2597
01:31:53,660 --> 01:31:57,040
Doesn't look like it's shaping up to be pretty good for the meat eaters of the world.

2598
01:31:57,460 --> 01:31:58,100
And look at this.

2599
01:31:58,280 --> 01:31:59,680
Down a long way away from you.

2600
01:32:00,020 --> 01:32:02,920
There's a fellow who's got a bloody bomb.

2601
01:32:03,020 --> 01:32:05,240
You need to take him out before he throws that at you.

2602
01:32:05,300 --> 01:32:05,540
Go ahead.

2603
01:32:08,100 --> 01:32:08,940
Run, run, run.

2604
01:32:08,980 --> 01:32:09,320
We're fucked.

2605
01:32:09,420 --> 01:32:09,740
We're fucked.

2606
01:32:09,940 --> 01:32:10,420
No, we're not.

2607
01:32:10,520 --> 01:32:11,160
It was too late.

2608
01:32:11,580 --> 01:32:12,600
Too late, baby.

2609
01:32:14,320 --> 01:32:15,560
Let's get this grenade going.

2610
01:32:16,920 --> 01:32:18,460
You're still on the phone to me, Francis.

2611
01:32:18,540 --> 01:32:19,720
You need to change back to you.

2612
01:32:20,780 --> 01:32:23,060
It's too late, Tommy.

2613
01:32:23,420 --> 01:32:24,560
It's too late.

2614
01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:27,300
Those idiots got wasted.

2615
01:32:28,160 --> 01:32:29,880
Thanks very much, Master of Puppets.

2616
01:32:29,880 --> 01:32:32,760
And El Bogdadly for the tip ripper road us there.

2617
01:32:32,880 --> 01:32:36,920
Look, we're running out of stuff here.

2618
01:32:36,980 --> 01:32:38,200
We need to give Ashley a herb.

2619
01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:41,680
She's in the fucking troubles in the war.

2620
01:32:41,800 --> 01:32:43,120
She's in the troubles up north.

2621
01:32:44,060 --> 01:32:45,140
We'll put that in the pocket.

2622
01:32:45,260 --> 01:32:46,000
We'll equip that.

2623
01:32:46,260 --> 01:32:47,200
We'll reload that.

2624
01:32:47,360 --> 01:32:48,360
And away we go.

2625
01:32:52,260 --> 01:32:54,660
Getting back there to the meat-eating shenanigans.

2626
01:32:54,740 --> 01:32:56,600
It's tough because I actually do like a...

2627
01:32:56,600 --> 01:32:57,580
Whoa, watch out!

2628
01:32:58,840 --> 01:32:59,880
Mozzie, Desi, D.

2629
01:33:00,140 --> 01:33:02,900
Coming through on the fucking realist MC wave.

2630
01:33:02,980 --> 01:33:03,660
Go for the volley.

2631
01:33:04,020 --> 01:33:04,760
It's a lovely volley.

2632
01:33:04,900 --> 01:33:05,380
Is he finished?

2633
01:33:05,480 --> 01:33:06,080
He is, Tom.

2634
01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:06,540
It's beautiful.

2635
01:33:06,740 --> 01:33:07,180
It's nice.

2636
01:33:12,620 --> 01:33:13,800
Lovely bit of business.

2637
01:33:13,800 --> 01:33:16,040
Came out of nowhere while I was on the phone to him.

2638
01:33:16,120 --> 01:33:16,940
One shot to the chop.

2639
01:33:17,060 --> 01:33:18,040
Second shot to the dope.

2640
01:33:18,160 --> 01:33:19,080
Third shot to the neck.

2641
01:33:19,440 --> 01:33:20,100
Follow up volley.

2642
01:33:20,700 --> 01:33:21,520
See you in hell.

2643
01:33:23,020 --> 01:33:24,220
Lovely stuff all together.

2644
01:33:24,720 --> 01:33:27,960
You really love to see it when it happens, at the time it happens.

2645
01:33:28,800 --> 01:33:29,800
Liam Rogers, how are you?

2646
01:33:29,860 --> 01:33:30,920
Thanks very much for the tip.

2647
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:32,480
And not only that tip there.

2648
01:33:32,900 --> 01:33:34,040
All the information.

2649
01:33:34,340 --> 01:33:35,260
Oh, we're fucked now.

2650
01:33:35,260 --> 01:33:38,960
So we've reached an apex of sorts.

2651
01:33:38,960 --> 01:33:41,200
These guys are coming at us at pace.

2652
01:33:41,340 --> 01:33:42,480
And with very little ammunition.

2653
01:33:42,600 --> 01:33:43,480
Loving the streams, friends.

2654
01:33:43,540 --> 01:33:45,560
Any chance you could give Owen Fleming a shout?

2655
01:33:46,080 --> 01:33:48,560
He's after buying a mustard suit for the weekend that's in it.

2656
01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:52,520
I want to say a big shout out to anyone who's rocking the must this week.

2657
01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:55,520
If needs must, needs shall.

2658
01:33:55,940 --> 01:33:57,540
And thanks very much.

2659
01:33:57,620 --> 01:34:00,820
I hope you have a great night out, Owen Fleming, wearing the mustard suit.

2660
01:34:00,940 --> 01:34:04,360
And it's nothing unless you can really fucking max it out with the...

2661
01:34:04,360 --> 01:34:06,520
Although we never saw Jerry Hannon's yellow pants.

2662
01:34:06,840 --> 01:34:08,260
I do have a pair of yellow pants.

2663
01:34:08,380 --> 01:34:11,220
I didn't put them on for the stream because I thought, sure, I'm not even going to be...

2664
01:34:11,220 --> 01:34:12,660
You're only going to see from here up.

2665
01:34:13,020 --> 01:34:14,860
That doesn't mean to say I'm not wearing pants.

2666
01:34:14,920 --> 01:34:16,360
I am wearing some...

2667
01:34:17,520 --> 01:34:18,340
They're a different color.

2668
01:34:18,480 --> 01:34:20,080
They're just not bloody yellow.

2669
01:34:21,520 --> 01:34:23,200
Yeah, it's great to see you wearing pants.

2670
01:34:23,640 --> 01:34:26,700
And hopefully that continues into the future.

2671
01:34:26,820 --> 01:34:28,240
Thanks for the tip, Liam Rogers.

2672
01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:31,880
I want to see a lot of people rocking the yellow mustard.

2673
01:34:31,880 --> 01:34:35,660
And I just actually want to take credit for fucking bringing it back.

2674
01:34:35,820 --> 01:34:38,000
Because, yeah, Jerry did invent that look.

2675
01:34:38,520 --> 01:34:47,880
But I really think that I might have been a catalyst, so to speak, for its resurgence in popularity.

2676
01:34:48,720 --> 01:34:54,140
And, yeah, I don't want to be bragging or fucking tooting my own trumpet horn or anything like that.

2677
01:34:54,180 --> 01:34:55,740
Like Miles was earlier on.

2678
01:34:56,040 --> 01:35:00,600
Miles Davis downtown in his goose-down Patagonia dress he was wearing.

2679
01:35:00,600 --> 01:35:02,280
Never even... Have you ever seen the like?

2680
01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:04,380
750 euros had it cost.

2681
01:35:05,280 --> 01:35:07,640
Where's Miles Davis getting that kind of money in heaven?

2682
01:35:10,600 --> 01:35:12,600
Like that, like Miles was earlier on.

2683
01:35:12,620 --> 01:35:15,860
Sorry, I actually didn't mean to have a replay of that, but let's have a look at it anyway.

2684
01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:18,100
Francis is talking about Miles Davis going on a riff.

2685
01:35:18,300 --> 01:35:19,620
Then he switches to me.

2686
01:35:20,020 --> 01:35:21,380
750 euros had it cost.

2687
01:35:22,260 --> 01:35:24,420
And then I fucking... Well done, yeah.

2688
01:35:24,640 --> 01:35:27,180
You need to be... You need to be better with the cream plays, Tam.

2689
01:35:27,320 --> 01:35:31,640
If we're attracting sponsorships, that isn't going to work out.

2690
01:35:31,700 --> 01:35:33,460
People don't want to sponsor something that's shit.

2691
01:35:34,200 --> 01:35:36,380
Let's get this going. Let's get the show on the road here.

2692
01:35:37,720 --> 01:35:40,780
So we can hide Ashley Cole over here.

2693
01:35:40,780 --> 01:35:41,420
Wait.

2694
01:35:42,800 --> 01:35:43,200
Ah!

2695
01:35:44,300 --> 01:35:44,780
Ah!

2696
01:35:48,180 --> 01:35:48,740
Vollied.

2697
01:35:51,240 --> 01:35:52,560
God.

2698
01:35:52,560 --> 01:35:54,360
Really fucked now.

2699
01:35:57,080 --> 01:35:57,520
Oh!

2700
01:35:58,220 --> 01:35:59,520
He just went...

2701
01:35:59,520 --> 01:35:59,780
Oh!

2702
01:36:02,100 --> 01:36:09,520
Um, yeah, I think, look, I don't want to be blowing my own trumpet or anything, but I think that I'm the reason why people are going to be wearing that this Halloween.

2703
01:36:10,920 --> 01:36:12,100
Ah ha! Ah ha ha!

2704
01:36:12,980 --> 01:36:14,580
Oh, someone's got a hold of the girl.

2705
01:36:15,900 --> 01:36:17,100
Everything but the girl.

2706
01:36:19,340 --> 01:36:20,040
Come on.

2707
01:36:20,900 --> 01:36:25,160
Walking down your street, walking down your street again.

2708
01:36:26,540 --> 01:36:31,160
I'm at your door, but you don't live there anymore.

2709
01:36:31,160 --> 01:36:33,520
Cause you moved home.

2710
01:36:34,600 --> 01:36:37,940
You moved home cause the rent got too much.

2711
01:36:38,660 --> 01:36:41,360
The energy crisis rose.

2712
01:36:42,180 --> 01:36:45,100
And you moved home because the prices went up.

2713
01:36:45,820 --> 01:36:47,200
Yes, you moved home.

2714
01:36:49,480 --> 01:36:53,120
Because the energy crisis came home.

2715
01:36:53,880 --> 01:36:55,440
I should have worked on that one.

2716
01:36:55,860 --> 01:36:58,860
You really should have. It doesn't make sense, but it was a good concept.

2717
01:36:58,860 --> 01:37:01,560
Thanks very much there. The Hanan Dinnishty for the tip.

2718
01:37:02,160 --> 01:37:04,740
And everybody out there who's checking out the stream tonight.

2719
01:37:04,840 --> 01:37:05,740
Really, really nice of you.

2720
01:37:05,820 --> 01:37:08,600
Thanks very much for watching and showing in and giving us the moral support that we need.

2721
01:37:08,940 --> 01:37:10,900
Oh, he's a mace in the face.

2722
01:37:12,180 --> 01:37:13,440
It's a mace to the face.

2723
01:37:13,720 --> 01:37:15,560
We've got the girl on the floor there.

2724
01:37:15,620 --> 01:37:18,580
She's about to get fucking kidnapped by a bunch of scum.

2725
01:37:19,440 --> 01:37:19,920
But this...

2726
01:37:20,520 --> 01:37:22,200
Oh, I shot her in the head, Tom.

2727
01:37:22,260 --> 01:37:23,220
I shot her in the head.

2728
01:37:23,320 --> 01:37:23,600
No!

2729
01:37:29,600 --> 01:37:30,920
Disgusting bit of...

2730
01:37:31,920 --> 01:37:33,860
Death there.

2731
01:37:34,060 --> 01:37:35,620
Dealt out to the president's daughter.

2732
01:37:35,820 --> 01:37:38,660
She got fucking a bookshot to the neck.

2733
01:37:39,140 --> 01:37:39,680
She's gone.

2734
01:37:40,640 --> 01:37:44,000
Yeah, sad bit of business when it happens, but you can't control it sometimes.

2735
01:37:44,540 --> 01:37:46,060
Bookshot, as you know, it's a spread.

2736
01:37:47,160 --> 01:37:48,220
It's a spread weapon.

2737
01:37:48,620 --> 01:37:50,620
If you've got a bullet in a nine mil jill,

2738
01:37:50,880 --> 01:37:52,780
you can direct it, but a spread?

2739
01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:53,780
Not going to happen.

2740
01:37:55,380 --> 01:37:56,580
Oh, goose flaps.

2741
01:37:56,680 --> 01:37:57,600
Thanks very much there.

2742
01:37:57,740 --> 01:38:00,040
And shouting loudly in your favor, Francis.

2743
01:38:00,300 --> 01:38:02,000
And never mind goose flaps.

2744
01:38:02,080 --> 01:38:03,580
What about the chew, chew, chew?

2745
01:38:03,640 --> 01:38:05,800
And thanks very much for the tip there, lads.

2746
01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:07,000
Let's get this show on the road here.

2747
01:38:07,500 --> 01:38:08,820
Speed run's still on, I think.

2748
01:38:08,920 --> 01:38:10,400
Milas, check that out the last time.

2749
01:38:11,120 --> 01:38:11,880
It's looking good.

2750
01:38:12,680 --> 01:38:13,760
Looking very good.

2751
01:38:14,080 --> 01:38:16,740
Now, what I'm going to do here is something a little bit tasty,

2752
01:38:16,880 --> 01:38:17,580
a little bit special.

2753
01:38:17,580 --> 01:38:18,580
It's a little bit...

2754
01:38:19,160 --> 01:38:20,180
How should we say?

2755
01:38:21,260 --> 01:38:21,660
Exotic.

2756
01:38:22,080 --> 01:38:24,460
It's called the long range scenario.

2757
01:38:24,980 --> 01:38:26,320
And it's a double shot.

2758
01:38:26,660 --> 01:38:28,260
Big buck hunter.

2759
01:38:29,180 --> 01:38:31,800
What we'll do here is take his head off.

2760
01:38:32,340 --> 01:38:33,540
And get her to follow us.

2761
01:38:34,380 --> 01:38:35,120
That's great stuff.

2762
01:38:35,240 --> 01:38:37,400
We're taking this at a nice pace at the moment.

2763
01:38:37,560 --> 01:38:38,700
Whip out the red nine.

2764
01:38:38,980 --> 01:38:40,320
Go back to the felder on the floor

2765
01:38:40,320 --> 01:38:42,220
and see if we can take him down to Chinatown.

2766
01:38:42,560 --> 01:38:43,100
Yeah, he's dead.

2767
01:38:43,280 --> 01:38:43,660
He's dead.

2768
01:38:43,720 --> 01:38:44,140
That's great.

2769
01:38:44,600 --> 01:38:47,740
Now, let's get out the shotty too hotty again.

2770
01:38:47,940 --> 01:38:48,520
It's risky.

2771
01:38:48,760 --> 01:38:49,480
It's exotic.

2772
01:38:49,800 --> 01:38:50,660
We've got maced.

2773
01:38:50,920 --> 01:38:52,300
We just got fucking maced.

2774
01:38:52,740 --> 01:38:53,700
That guy's got killed.

2775
01:38:54,160 --> 01:38:55,040
His head is off.

2776
01:38:55,380 --> 01:38:58,740
Hopefully, it doesn't sprout out any nasty sprouts at Christmas.

2777
01:38:59,640 --> 01:39:00,920
It's not even Christmas yet.

2778
01:39:01,320 --> 01:39:03,020
But I've got to tell you, get ahead of the pack

2779
01:39:03,020 --> 01:39:05,780
and don't buck any sprouts for the dinner.

2780
01:39:06,360 --> 01:39:09,760
Because you don't want to be disappointed when you see those bad boys on the plate.

2781
01:39:09,900 --> 01:39:10,420
Ring ahead.

2782
01:39:10,500 --> 01:39:12,960
If you're going home for Christmas, ring ahead.

2783
01:39:13,080 --> 01:39:14,100
Put the order in now.

2784
01:39:14,100 --> 01:39:17,200
It's a cancelled order of sproutatinos.

2785
01:39:19,440 --> 01:39:24,680
If the sprout's on the plate at Christmas, tell him you're going to fucking just just eat it.ie.

2786
01:39:24,920 --> 01:39:28,700
Because I don't want to be eating that nasty veg at all.

2787
01:39:28,880 --> 01:39:29,540
It stinks.

2788
01:39:29,960 --> 01:39:31,580
And it tastes like it stinks.

2789
01:39:32,020 --> 01:39:33,200
And it stinks.

2790
01:39:34,500 --> 01:39:39,020
Just want to second that from Francis there remark on the sprouts.

2791
01:39:39,080 --> 01:39:40,840
I used to be a big sprout man myself.

2792
01:39:41,760 --> 01:39:45,560
But I went heavy on them one year and put myself in A&E.

2793
01:39:46,360 --> 01:39:49,580
Had to fucking come away with a heavy heart.

2794
01:39:49,980 --> 01:39:51,760
Saying I'm not going down that road again.

2795
01:39:52,660 --> 01:39:54,340
And look, it's been sprout...

2796
01:39:54,340 --> 01:39:56,920
I've been sprout clear now for about fucking two or three years.

2797
01:39:57,080 --> 01:39:58,560
I'm fucking really doing well.

2798
01:39:59,100 --> 01:40:01,300
I was getting heart palpitations, the whole shenanigans.

2799
01:40:02,580 --> 01:40:03,700
And, uh...

2800
01:40:03,700 --> 01:40:03,900
Yeah.

2801
01:40:04,860 --> 01:40:06,760
Could have been down to the drink though, Tom, no?

2802
01:40:07,940 --> 01:40:10,180
You'd want to watch yourself less about the drink,

2803
01:40:10,260 --> 01:40:11,940
more about getting your thinking cap on.

2804
01:40:12,000 --> 01:40:15,820
Because this fucker is really trying to kill the president's daughter.

2805
01:40:16,120 --> 01:40:16,800
He's picked her up.

2806
01:40:20,500 --> 01:40:22,800
Take that to death now, you fucking scummer.

2807
01:40:23,100 --> 01:40:24,180
You absolute scum.

2808
01:40:25,460 --> 01:40:25,860
Sorry.

2809
01:40:26,320 --> 01:40:26,960
Sorry there.

2810
01:40:27,060 --> 01:40:27,640
I want to apologize.

2811
01:40:27,920 --> 01:40:29,280
I'm going to have Francis' language.

2812
01:40:30,280 --> 01:40:30,920
And, uh...

2813
01:40:30,920 --> 01:40:31,660
Not nice, really.

2814
01:40:32,680 --> 01:40:33,560
Not nice at all.

2815
01:40:33,620 --> 01:40:34,880
But you look at the situation.

2816
01:40:35,040 --> 01:40:36,140
The cards he's being dealt with.

2817
01:40:36,220 --> 01:40:36,860
The hand he's playing.

2818
01:40:37,320 --> 01:40:38,960
It's not an easy hand to play.

2819
01:40:39,040 --> 01:40:39,600
But he's done it.

2820
01:40:39,620 --> 01:40:41,500
He's come away with some great results there.

2821
01:40:41,500 --> 01:40:44,680
Really have.

2822
01:40:44,780 --> 01:40:46,440
Really fucking special, uh...

2823
01:40:46,440 --> 01:40:48,120
Situation that we, uh...

2824
01:40:48,120 --> 01:40:50,180
Managed to protract that...

2825
01:40:50,180 --> 01:40:52,440
Initial scare tactic shenanigans...

2826
01:40:53,100 --> 01:40:56,440
Into an overextended period of unexulted joy...

2827
01:40:57,120 --> 01:40:58,720
Of which many of us watching...

2828
01:40:58,720 --> 01:41:01,600
And many of the stream viewers and supporters can be proud.

2829
01:41:01,720 --> 01:41:02,500
Of that, I'm sure.

2830
01:41:02,760 --> 01:41:04,440
None other than Tim Reedy.

2831
01:41:05,080 --> 01:41:06,320
Can't believe it, Tim.

2832
01:41:06,540 --> 01:41:07,700
I really can't believe it.

2833
01:41:07,780 --> 01:41:08,440
And look at this.

2834
01:41:08,680 --> 01:41:09,440
We're going to have to whip out...

2835
01:41:09,940 --> 01:41:11,280
We've got nothing left to whip.

2836
01:41:11,880 --> 01:41:12,960
We've got nothing left to whip.

2837
01:41:13,000 --> 01:41:13,460
It's scary.

2838
01:41:14,020 --> 01:41:15,080
And she's fucked as well.

2839
01:41:15,140 --> 01:41:15,440
Come on.

2840
01:41:16,720 --> 01:41:17,700
We'll get her over here.

2841
01:41:18,100 --> 01:41:19,160
We'll get the herb into her.

2842
01:41:19,860 --> 01:41:20,460
Herb Lenehan.

2843
01:41:22,640 --> 01:41:24,320
And we'll take out those bad boys.

2844
01:41:24,460 --> 01:41:25,840
I'm feeling the flow of it now, Tom.

2845
01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:30,420
You're going to get the weapon reloaded fast...

2846
01:41:30,420 --> 01:41:33,420
On a real heavy fast buzz because...

2847
01:41:33,420 --> 01:41:34,880
These guys are not pissing about.

2848
01:41:34,880 --> 01:41:37,560
Tell Ashley Cole to stay where she is.

2849
01:41:37,820 --> 01:41:40,060
Go and crack open a pot or two or something.

2850
01:41:40,380 --> 01:41:44,560
Just make sure you've got something ready for these boys when they appear.

2851
01:41:45,100 --> 01:41:49,140
It could be too little too late at the moment as we switch to the red nine.

2852
01:41:50,260 --> 01:41:50,580
Fuck.

2853
01:41:51,100 --> 01:41:52,560
It's a bad, bad situation.

2854
01:41:52,640 --> 01:41:53,280
He's got a mace.

2855
01:41:56,280 --> 01:42:01,580
And now what we're going to have to do is hopefully take out this and get this lad from behind.

2856
01:42:01,700 --> 01:42:02,260
Thanks very much.

2857
01:42:02,700 --> 01:42:03,900
JosephCody.ie.

2858
01:42:05,040 --> 01:42:06,220
JosephCody.ie.

2859
01:42:06,380 --> 01:42:08,780
And why is Tommy using Victorian door handle as a telephone?

2860
01:42:09,500 --> 01:42:10,360
I'm not sure, Francis.

2861
01:42:11,100 --> 01:42:14,740
Yeah, that was the only picture we had of you, Tom, as a telephone user.

2862
01:42:15,100 --> 01:42:18,640
We know that you're a telephone user and it's been speculated an abuser.

2863
01:42:18,720 --> 01:42:19,160
Is that true?

2864
01:42:20,020 --> 01:42:20,560
Not true.

2865
01:42:20,800 --> 01:42:24,700
I'm not here to defend myself, but I am actually talking to you on an antique phone as we speak.

2866
01:42:25,220 --> 01:42:25,980
I'm not an analyst.

2867
01:42:26,200 --> 01:42:28,280
I'm a full-on telephone regardor.

2868
01:42:28,440 --> 01:42:29,380
Never have used a phone.

2869
01:42:29,780 --> 01:42:30,760
Always used a phone.

2870
01:42:30,760 --> 01:42:31,560
Thanks very much.

2871
01:42:31,560 --> 01:42:33,880
Stash Jones, how are you?

2872
01:42:34,020 --> 01:42:35,460
And how are the beats keeping?

2873
01:42:35,760 --> 01:42:36,160
Oh, no.

2874
01:42:36,340 --> 01:42:39,400
It's horrible to see the president's daughter getting maced.

2875
01:42:40,060 --> 01:42:43,960
But it's even better to see her being saved at pace.

2876
01:42:44,920 --> 01:42:49,880
The way in which her father asked for, that's what I'm doing.

2877
01:42:50,780 --> 01:42:55,880
Never met the man myself, but I've been reading the notes he's been sending to Hunnigan.

2878
01:42:56,280 --> 01:42:58,820
Apparently he sent her a few texts saying,

2879
01:42:59,520 --> 01:43:02,060
Great work he's doing watching the stream now.

2880
01:43:03,060 --> 01:43:06,780
So the president, who you're, he's getting you to save his daughter.

2881
01:43:07,760 --> 01:43:08,760
Yep, that's right, Tom.

2882
01:43:09,900 --> 01:43:11,300
He's getting you to save his daughter.

2883
01:43:11,460 --> 01:43:14,040
He's watching the stream of you playing this game.

2884
01:43:15,300 --> 01:43:16,780
Got it in one, Tommy boy.

2885
01:43:16,940 --> 01:43:17,680
Got it in one.

2886
01:43:18,280 --> 01:43:21,260
And I tell you what, don't ask any more questions about it.

2887
01:43:21,460 --> 01:43:23,120
You won't need to do any thinking either.

2888
01:43:23,760 --> 01:43:25,520
We're in the situation room tonight.

2889
01:43:26,180 --> 01:43:27,040
It's a Halloween.

2890
01:43:27,580 --> 01:43:33,640
It's a Halloween pre-date with me and the uncle, Leon and Ashley.

2891
01:43:34,120 --> 01:43:35,800
And we're doing great business tonight.

2892
01:43:36,320 --> 01:43:37,560
We've got a load of pesetas.

2893
01:43:38,300 --> 01:43:39,060
Dump valve merchant.

2894
01:43:39,200 --> 01:43:39,800
Thanks very much.

2895
01:43:39,860 --> 01:43:40,420
Stash Jones.

2896
01:43:40,680 --> 01:43:42,600
You say, hey man, why haven't you responded to my emails?

2897
01:43:42,980 --> 01:43:43,840
Funny you should say that.

2898
01:43:43,880 --> 01:43:47,200
I actually only just looked for Stash Jones' Beats emails the other day.

2899
01:43:47,800 --> 01:43:52,140
On top of another fella called Scout Verity Beats.

2900
01:43:52,700 --> 01:43:56,940
Oh, and Scout Verity Beats kept on sending me emails as well.

2901
01:43:57,280 --> 01:44:02,480
All because I made a call out in 2016 on social media

2902
01:44:02,480 --> 01:44:07,440
for anybody know any place where I can get beats for a video.

2903
01:44:08,320 --> 01:44:10,240
And inundated with emails.

2904
01:44:10,360 --> 01:44:11,840
Don't even know how they got my email.

2905
01:44:12,020 --> 01:44:14,140
Get this girl to fucking follow us now.

2906
01:44:15,760 --> 01:44:16,840
The rest is history.

2907
01:44:16,980 --> 01:44:19,140
So just don't go asking for beats.

2908
01:44:19,380 --> 01:44:22,780
Because your inbox will then become full of beat merchants.

2909
01:44:23,440 --> 01:44:26,740
Or like, hey man, how come you're not responding to my emails about the beats?

2910
01:44:28,400 --> 01:44:29,380
Crazy bit of business.

2911
01:44:29,520 --> 01:44:30,620
But look, it is what it is.

2912
01:44:30,720 --> 01:44:31,480
It was what it was.

2913
01:44:31,520 --> 01:44:32,920
And that's what it is.

2914
01:44:33,420 --> 01:44:37,860
And I'll check out the bloody beat scenario with Stash Jones.

2915
01:44:39,500 --> 01:44:39,860
Forthwith.

2916
01:44:40,120 --> 01:44:41,200
Not on the stream, though.

2917
01:44:41,740 --> 01:44:45,220
It's going to be another don't be cheeky mini DV cassette tape.

2918
01:44:45,220 --> 01:44:46,440
But I promise you this.

2919
01:44:46,500 --> 01:44:49,060
It won't be going on for that long.

2920
01:44:49,160 --> 01:44:49,860
I know anybody...

2921
01:44:49,860 --> 01:44:51,660
Welcome to anyone who's just joined the stream.

2922
01:44:51,720 --> 01:44:54,240
Probably wondering, what the fuck is this idiot talking about?

2923
01:44:55,040 --> 01:44:56,340
Well, I want to tell you something.

2924
01:44:56,660 --> 01:44:58,280
There's a lot of lore going on.

2925
01:44:58,580 --> 01:44:59,220
And another thing.

2926
01:44:59,340 --> 01:45:00,300
We've got no bullets.

2927
01:45:00,540 --> 01:45:01,320
And another thing.

2928
01:45:02,080 --> 01:45:03,140
Let's load up the guns.

2929
01:45:10,900 --> 01:45:13,280
You have a few weapons at your disposal.

2930
01:45:13,280 --> 01:45:16,660
And at this point in time, Francis is doing well.

2931
01:45:16,740 --> 01:45:17,420
It's the Red 9.

2932
01:45:17,560 --> 01:45:19,120
He's got that combat shotgun.

2933
01:45:19,400 --> 01:45:23,900
Still the same rifle from the beginning of the game that he got back in the village.

2934
01:45:24,780 --> 01:45:26,760
But things seemingly are all right.

2935
01:45:26,880 --> 01:45:28,120
Maybe Ashley could do with the harp.

2936
01:45:29,120 --> 01:45:29,420
Maybe.

2937
01:45:29,940 --> 01:45:33,100
He might be thinking I'm just saving that until shit really hits the fan.

2938
01:45:33,200 --> 01:45:34,480
Dennis Reynolds, thanks very much.

2939
01:45:34,740 --> 01:45:37,120
Thanks very much there, Dennis Reynolds, for the tip.

2940
01:45:37,720 --> 01:45:38,880
Hope you're getting on well, man.

2941
01:45:38,940 --> 01:45:40,680
Thanks very much for the stream.

2942
01:45:41,760 --> 01:45:42,160
Tip.

2943
01:45:43,160 --> 01:45:43,160
Dot.

2944
01:45:43,400 --> 01:45:43,760
I.

2945
01:45:44,160 --> 01:45:44,440
E.

2946
01:45:44,600 --> 01:45:46,340
As we pick up a few shotgun shells.

2947
01:45:46,380 --> 01:45:46,940
That's nice.

2948
01:45:47,340 --> 01:45:50,020
We'll get Ashley Cole to stay there.

2949
01:45:50,140 --> 01:45:54,140
She can hold her abdomen or whatever it is there.

2950
01:45:54,300 --> 01:45:55,240
I'll press this.

2951
01:45:55,500 --> 01:45:57,260
That'll make that contraption come up.

2952
01:45:58,100 --> 01:45:58,620
I'm thinking.

2953
01:45:59,760 --> 01:46:06,180
I don't know what happens here, but I know for a fact these Scooby Doobers come through here at some stage.

2954
01:46:06,520 --> 01:46:08,340
When, though, is the question?

2955
01:46:10,100 --> 01:46:12,820
I can hear the Mozzie Desi D's talking outside.

2956
01:46:13,280 --> 01:46:15,440
It could be a case that they're going to come through this door.

2957
01:46:15,560 --> 01:46:15,780
Yeah.

2958
01:46:15,780 --> 01:46:19,200
Now, doing Endurus.

2959
01:46:20,000 --> 01:46:20,660
That's nice.

2960
01:46:20,820 --> 01:46:21,540
Get that closed.

2961
01:46:21,900 --> 01:46:27,160
And we'll just go to town on this fuck job until he really says goodnight to the world.

2962
01:46:27,260 --> 01:46:27,640
That's it.

2963
01:46:27,800 --> 01:46:28,180
See ya.

2964
01:46:28,500 --> 01:46:29,120
Bye-bye.

2965
01:46:31,120 --> 01:46:32,540
Nice bit of slashing there.

2966
01:46:32,660 --> 01:46:33,980
Slashing bash from Hanon.

2967
01:46:34,240 --> 01:46:35,420
From Francis, I mean.

2968
01:46:35,500 --> 01:46:36,800
And thanks very much, Ciaran Hanon.

2969
01:46:37,320 --> 01:46:38,880
Your kind, our generous tip-ripper on us.

2970
01:46:38,980 --> 01:46:40,420
None other than Snakey as well.

2971
01:46:40,780 --> 01:46:42,240
Leon would fit in with the Westlife.

2972
01:46:42,560 --> 01:46:44,140
With the hairstyle that he's got.

2973
01:46:44,220 --> 01:46:44,780
That's a great little.

2974
01:46:45,160 --> 01:46:46,240
Observation.

2975
01:46:47,040 --> 01:46:47,940
It really is.

2976
01:46:48,340 --> 01:46:54,620
If we could get a full frontal look there at Leon, but I can't fucking flick the camera.

2977
01:46:54,740 --> 01:46:57,020
I'll tell you why I can flick that lad over there with a flick kick.

2978
01:46:57,760 --> 01:46:58,780
Double flip hit.

2979
01:46:59,260 --> 01:47:01,760
And that's a kick flip for the ages there, Tom.

2980
01:47:03,380 --> 01:47:04,280
Take it.

2981
01:47:04,280 --> 01:47:08,340
Lovely Tony Hawk kind of kick flip.

2982
01:47:08,600 --> 01:47:08,900
Wham!

2983
01:47:09,040 --> 01:47:12,700
That's a lovely triple twist or lovely raspberry rich bar.

2984
01:47:13,460 --> 01:47:15,680
And that's a kick flip for the ages there, Tom.

2985
01:47:16,740 --> 01:47:20,200
As you come back, it's gonna be a bit of a careless whisper.

2986
01:47:20,200 --> 01:47:25,900
And these fucking wankers are coming at us George Michael style in a loo.

2987
01:47:26,200 --> 01:47:26,780
Ah!

2988
01:47:26,780 --> 01:47:29,580
Now I'm never gonna wank again.

2989
01:47:30,180 --> 01:47:33,040
Guilty hand has got no rhythm.

2990
01:47:34,540 --> 01:47:38,980
Though it's easy to pretend the way I wanked before.

2991
01:47:41,200 --> 01:47:43,500
Should've known better than to wag.

2992
01:47:43,580 --> 01:47:44,040
No, I can't.

2993
01:47:44,120 --> 01:47:54,800
It sounds like I'm recounting some tale where I engaged in a bit of non-self-owning-ism with a compadre or friend.

2994
01:47:55,800 --> 01:47:57,180
And that isn't the case.

2995
01:47:57,240 --> 01:47:57,880
It never happened.

2996
01:47:58,800 --> 01:48:09,640
Just wanna double reiterate there that that was an off-the-cuff sing-song session which descended into a kind of horrible revelatory lyricism.

2997
01:48:09,780 --> 01:48:10,380
Lyric FM.

2998
01:48:11,040 --> 01:48:13,000
But it was not the case.

2999
01:48:13,360 --> 01:48:16,460
Francis never did that to any friend of his.

3000
01:48:17,120 --> 01:48:20,400
And yeah, just setting the record straight.

3001
01:48:21,840 --> 01:48:23,740
Yeah, we're setting the record straight.

3002
01:48:24,080 --> 01:48:24,800
Not gay.

3003
01:48:25,280 --> 01:48:26,880
That's the record there.

3004
01:48:28,000 --> 01:48:30,420
Just wanna say not that there's anything wrong with that.

3005
01:48:30,540 --> 01:48:33,980
Anybody out there who's watching, this is an all-inclusive stream.

3006
01:48:35,220 --> 01:48:38,060
Unless you're one of these scumbags, you're gonna get killed here.

3007
01:48:40,400 --> 01:48:44,580
Yeah, and we actually don't know what orientation any of these fuckers are.

3008
01:48:45,220 --> 01:48:49,540
If I was willing to have a guess at that cunt, he'd do anything.

3009
01:48:49,860 --> 01:48:54,760
And this fucker here, as long as it's got a pulse, he's probably on the...

3010
01:48:54,760 --> 01:48:55,500
He's probably on it.

3011
01:48:57,020 --> 01:48:57,380
Yep.

3012
01:48:58,140 --> 01:49:01,060
We don't really know what the story is with these clown bags.

3013
01:49:01,560 --> 01:49:02,020
Come on.

3014
01:49:02,680 --> 01:49:03,480
They are scum.

3015
01:49:04,000 --> 01:49:05,160
And they do deserve death.

3016
01:49:05,220 --> 01:49:06,000
That's the main thing.

3017
01:49:06,100 --> 01:49:06,920
That's the gist of it.

3018
01:49:06,960 --> 01:49:08,140
That's the cut and thrust of it.

3019
01:49:09,280 --> 01:49:10,280
Cut and thrust.

3020
01:49:10,440 --> 01:49:11,080
Frankish guns.

3021
01:49:11,080 --> 01:49:11,980
How the hell are you?

3022
01:49:11,980 --> 01:49:13,020
I hope you're doing well.

3023
01:49:13,160 --> 01:49:16,520
I can't look at any castle interiors like this one.

3024
01:49:17,020 --> 01:49:23,660
Without thinking of Dominic West's Limerick Castle from that daft MTV Crib style video he did.

3025
01:49:24,500 --> 01:49:25,380
Interesting enough.

3026
01:49:25,460 --> 01:49:27,040
Yeah, I actually haven't thought about that.

3027
01:49:27,500 --> 01:49:28,460
And, uh...

3028
01:49:28,460 --> 01:49:29,440
Ballbag My Mother.

3029
01:49:29,540 --> 01:49:30,680
Thanks very much for the tip.

3030
01:49:30,760 --> 01:49:32,140
These names are getting out of control.

3031
01:49:32,240 --> 01:49:32,920
That saves soil.

3032
01:49:33,000 --> 01:49:33,720
Thanks very much.

3033
01:49:35,140 --> 01:49:36,180
And, uh...

3034
01:49:36,180 --> 01:49:37,780
Let me just take a slug of water there.

3035
01:49:38,580 --> 01:49:39,340
Nile Turtle.

3036
01:49:39,460 --> 01:49:40,040
Thanks very much.

3037
01:49:41,040 --> 01:49:41,760
Protect...

3038
01:49:41,760 --> 01:49:43,640
Juicy Joe's daughter.

3039
01:49:44,260 --> 01:49:45,540
At all costs.

3040
01:49:46,320 --> 01:49:50,020
The Boom Boom boys would love to get their hands on her.

3041
01:49:51,240 --> 01:49:52,380
And J-Rock...

3042
01:49:52,380 --> 01:49:54,260
J-Rock caught Tom Hankin.

3043
01:49:54,320 --> 01:49:55,320
Thanks very much for the tip.

3044
01:49:58,840 --> 01:50:00,240
Have we any cocks going?

3045
01:50:01,520 --> 01:50:02,920
Have we any cocks at all?

3046
01:50:02,920 --> 01:50:32,900
*Mario plays*

3047
01:50:32,900 --> 01:50:34,900
Dump valve as well, just for the old schoolers.

3048
01:50:34,900 --> 01:50:42,900
*Mario plays*

3049
01:50:42,900 --> 01:50:46,900
Bit of dump valve action for the old schoolers there. I'm sorry.

3050
01:50:46,900 --> 01:50:50,900
Thank you very much there. Sorry, I missed a few tippings from the lads there.

3051
01:50:50,900 --> 01:50:53,900
Stash Jones, Joseph Coney, Tim Reedy, Hannanball.

3052
01:50:53,900 --> 01:50:56,900
When you float like a Hannanball.

3053
01:50:56,900 --> 01:50:58,900
Dump valve merchant, thank you very much.

3054
01:50:58,900 --> 01:51:01,900
Dennis Reynolds, Joel is on the phone.

3055
01:51:01,900 --> 01:51:03,900
Nile Turtle, Frankish Gones.

3056
01:51:03,900 --> 01:51:05,900
Thanks very much.

3057
01:51:05,900 --> 01:51:07,900
Johnson's wireless printer, J-Rock caught Tom Hanken.

3058
01:51:07,900 --> 01:51:11,900
Quint 21, greetings from the states. We love you, Francis.

3059
01:51:11,900 --> 01:51:13,900
Thank you very much there.

3060
01:51:13,900 --> 01:51:17,900
And Long John's Long John, thanks very much.

3061
01:51:17,900 --> 01:51:19,900
You're some man for a gun man.

3062
01:51:19,900 --> 01:51:21,900
You'd peel an orange in your pocket.

3063
01:51:21,900 --> 01:51:23,900
Your smile sideways would make me cry.

3064
01:51:23,900 --> 01:51:25,900
Keep up the good work.

3065
01:51:25,900 --> 01:51:27,900
And thank the Lord for your viewership and support everyone.

3066
01:51:27,900 --> 01:51:29,900
Very, very kind of you.

3067
01:51:29,900 --> 01:51:37,900
What I want to do is take this game into overdrive now and really rock the fucking castle interior that we were speculating on.

3068
01:51:37,900 --> 01:51:45,900
Could actually be the mad inner sanctum of Dominic West's vestibule in his limerick gaff.

3069
01:51:45,900 --> 01:51:49,900
Reminds me of a great video we saw on his gaff there.

3070
01:51:49,900 --> 01:51:59,900
And if you're not into the Resident Evil, I'm thinking we come down off the resi buzz really smoothly with some Shafi at the end of the day.

3071
01:51:59,900 --> 01:52:03,900
Might be too late for you then, but look, you can always catch it on the VOD if you're not arsed.

3072
01:52:03,900 --> 01:52:08,900
If you've not watched Shafi, it's a beautiful program which brings us back into the not too distant past.

3073
01:52:08,900 --> 01:52:13,900
But technologically, we're fucking light years behind because it's the realm of the 90s.

3074
01:52:13,900 --> 01:52:19,900
We're seeing all these MP3 gadgets, all the technology, web browsers, the big chat of the browsers of the day.

3075
01:52:20,900 --> 01:52:23,900
We'll be looking at an episode from 1999.

3076
01:52:23,900 --> 01:52:26,900
Computer Chronicles, Comdex, best of Comdex.

3077
01:52:26,900 --> 01:52:28,900
And it's Shafi's in his element.

3078
01:52:28,900 --> 01:52:31,900
I haven't seen it, but I did a quick scan of it the last day.

3079
01:52:31,900 --> 01:52:34,900
And it looks like it's some classic gadgetry there going on as well.

3080
01:52:34,900 --> 01:52:37,900
Thank you very much there for the tip there.

3081
01:52:37,900 --> 01:52:39,900
Plunge and Stelio Contos.

3082
01:52:39,900 --> 01:52:41,900
Sorry, this is all I have.

3083
01:52:41,900 --> 01:52:42,900
Hard wanks are expensive these days.

3084
01:52:42,900 --> 01:52:44,900
By the way, Tom200 says hi, he's my brother.

3085
01:52:44,900 --> 01:52:45,900
How are you getting on Tom?

3086
01:52:45,900 --> 01:52:47,900
And Omar, thank you very much as well.

3087
01:52:47,900 --> 01:52:50,900
Big shout out to Brian in Longford from the Hanan dynasty.

3088
01:52:50,900 --> 01:52:52,900
As I recall, there's a few bad bucks up here.

3089
01:52:52,900 --> 01:52:57,900
So we might just take this girl in over here and put her in the corner.

3090
01:52:57,900 --> 01:52:59,900
So that she's safe and secure.

3091
01:52:59,900 --> 01:53:00,900
Open that.

3092
01:53:00,900 --> 01:53:03,900
Leave her inside this vestibule here or this little room.

3093
01:53:03,900 --> 01:53:04,900
Thank you very much.

3094
01:53:04,900 --> 01:53:05,900
Pish Flaps.

3095
01:53:05,900 --> 01:53:06,900
Your tip.

3096
01:53:06,900 --> 01:53:07,900
Plunge.

3097
01:53:07,900 --> 01:53:10,900
Ashley is Michal Dehigin's daughter.

3098
01:53:11,900 --> 01:53:12,900
All right.

3099
01:53:12,900 --> 01:53:13,900
That's why she's a bureau.

3100
01:53:13,900 --> 01:53:16,900
Can you say, can you say a shout out to the Kilorglan boys?

3101
01:53:16,900 --> 01:53:18,900
Sorry, it's a fucking mouthful there.

3102
01:53:18,900 --> 01:53:20,900
Thanks very much for the tip.

3103
01:53:20,900 --> 01:53:22,900
And big shout out to the Kilorglan boys.

3104
01:53:22,900 --> 01:53:24,900
And Stelios Contos.

3105
01:53:24,900 --> 01:53:25,900
Thank you very much.

3106
01:53:25,900 --> 01:53:27,900
Now, let's get this show on the road here.

3107
01:53:27,900 --> 01:53:32,900
We've got a lovely sniper rifle extraordinaire, extreme edition 5000.

3108
01:53:32,900 --> 01:53:33,900
We haven't left the girl in there.

3109
01:53:33,900 --> 01:53:34,900
We need to do that.

3110
01:53:34,900 --> 01:53:37,900
And we're running low on Herb.

3111
01:53:37,900 --> 01:53:38,900
Let's Herb it up.

3112
01:53:38,900 --> 01:53:39,900
Big time.

3113
01:53:39,900 --> 01:53:40,900
Herb for the girl.

3114
01:53:40,900 --> 01:53:41,900
Herb for myself as well.

3115
01:53:41,900 --> 01:53:46,900
Use that on Ashley.

3116
01:53:46,900 --> 01:53:50,900
Yeah, asking there if it's Michael D. Higgins's daughter.

3117
01:53:50,900 --> 01:53:51,900
It might not be.

3118
01:53:51,900 --> 01:53:55,900
It could actually be Joe Biden's daughter because it's the American president that we're saving.

3119
01:53:55,900 --> 01:53:56,900
That's the beginning of the game.

3120
01:53:56,900 --> 01:53:59,900
And that was, that's what I was thinking it was.

3121
01:53:59,900 --> 01:54:00,900
Did we leave anything up here?

3122
01:54:00,900 --> 01:54:02,900
Any, any pots or pans?

3123
01:54:02,900 --> 01:54:04,900
I need checking out.

3124
01:54:04,900 --> 01:54:07,900
There's a door here, but I'm not sure if we should leave Ashley in that other room.

3125
01:54:07,900 --> 01:54:08,900
It's not even opening.

3126
01:54:12,900 --> 01:54:14,900
It's Arlene Foster's, no it's not.

3127
01:54:14,900 --> 01:54:16,900
It's Juicy Joe Biden.

3128
01:54:18,900 --> 01:54:19,900
Juicy Joe.

3129
01:54:20,900 --> 01:54:22,900
And his crazy family.

3130
01:54:23,900 --> 01:54:24,900
Las Familiadas.

3131
01:54:24,900 --> 01:54:26,900
Las Familiasau.

3132
01:54:27,900 --> 01:54:28,900
Falamiados.

3133
01:54:29,900 --> 01:54:30,900
I can't say it.

3134
01:54:30,900 --> 01:54:33,900
Familiasau is a fucking place in Portugal.

3135
01:54:34,900 --> 01:54:35,900
Papa Carlo, thanks very tip.

3136
01:54:35,900 --> 01:54:37,900
Thanks very tip for you.

3137
01:54:37,900 --> 01:54:39,900
Thanks very tip for your much.

3138
01:54:40,900 --> 01:54:41,900
I need to concentrate.

3139
01:54:41,900 --> 01:54:43,900
There's too much going on here.

3140
01:54:43,900 --> 01:54:44,900
Tom, are you being quiet you cunt?

3141
01:54:45,900 --> 01:54:46,900
Yeah.

3142
01:54:47,900 --> 01:54:48,900
Pretty much.

3143
01:54:57,900 --> 01:54:59,900
Sorry, there's a lot of teeny cocks business going on there.

3144
01:55:00,900 --> 01:55:04,900
That's a big shout out to our favourite politician of the show.

3145
01:55:04,900 --> 01:55:09,900
None other than left leaning Dutch politician, Teeny Cox.

3146
01:55:09,900 --> 01:55:16,900
Teeny Cox, who is really doing the fucking Lord's work out there in the European stratosphere.

3147
01:55:16,900 --> 01:55:20,900
The Hague, Strasbourg, Brussels.

3148
01:55:20,900 --> 01:55:29,900
All those crazy places where the shit goes down, the decisions get made and fucking Cox is just plying his trade day in, day out.

3149
01:55:29,900 --> 01:55:31,900
Nothing teeny, teeny by name.

3150
01:55:31,900 --> 01:55:34,900
Fucking massive by nature is what I've been told.

3151
01:55:34,900 --> 01:55:36,900
He's got the fucking snarling.

3152
01:55:36,900 --> 01:55:40,900
He's got the fucking snarl of a lion and the fucking face of a demon.

3153
01:55:41,900 --> 01:55:42,900
Where do we go here?

3154
01:55:42,900 --> 01:55:43,900
I'm fucking confused.

3155
01:55:44,900 --> 01:55:46,900
It's Laura McNamara.

3156
01:55:46,900 --> 01:55:47,900
How the hell are you?

3157
01:55:47,900 --> 01:55:51,900
Shout out to Sean Heffernan, even though he's bottled his match tonight.

3158
01:55:52,900 --> 01:55:53,900
How are you getting on there?

3159
01:55:53,900 --> 01:55:54,900
How are you getting on there?

3160
01:55:54,900 --> 01:55:55,900
Thanks for the tip, Laura.

3161
01:55:55,900 --> 01:55:56,900
Hope you're doing well.

3162
01:55:56,900 --> 01:55:57,900
And Sean, shame about the match.

3163
01:55:57,900 --> 01:56:00,900
But look, you went out there, you gave it the best.

3164
01:56:00,900 --> 01:56:02,900
Lads have been taking it day by day, you know.

3165
01:56:02,900 --> 01:56:04,900
Back to training again the next day.

3166
01:56:05,900 --> 01:56:06,900
And start from there.

3167
01:56:06,900 --> 01:56:07,900
Big shout out to the lads.

3168
01:56:07,900 --> 01:56:08,900
They gave it all on the pitch tonight.

3169
01:56:08,900 --> 01:56:12,900
But look, what we left out on the pitch, we'll take back home the next day at Trenton.

3170
01:56:12,900 --> 01:56:14,900
And it's going to be another week.

3171
01:56:14,900 --> 01:56:15,900
But look, this is what happens.

3172
01:56:15,900 --> 01:56:16,900
It's going to be...

3173
01:56:18,900 --> 01:56:19,900
Tommy, alright.

3174
01:56:19,900 --> 01:56:21,900
Thanks very much there.

3175
01:56:21,900 --> 01:56:22,900
Ian F as well.

3176
01:56:22,900 --> 01:56:23,900
And G and Carlo Fisichella.

3177
01:56:23,900 --> 01:56:25,900
Greetings from the rural life, Francis.

3178
01:56:25,900 --> 01:56:27,900
Sorry about misunderstanding with the schlug.

3179
01:56:27,900 --> 01:56:28,900
Phone on the other night.

3180
01:56:28,900 --> 01:56:29,900
I haven't slept.

3181
01:56:29,900 --> 01:56:30,900
No problem at all.

3182
01:56:30,900 --> 01:56:38,900
Lads, I'm looking there, Liam Rogers, and he's fucking absolutely giving us mad praise in the chat.

3183
01:56:38,900 --> 01:56:41,900
Praise in the form of strategy.

3184
01:56:41,900 --> 01:56:42,900
Strategy.

3185
01:56:42,900 --> 01:56:45,900
Strategy being, you need to give Ashley a boost up the wall.

3186
01:56:45,900 --> 01:56:46,900
That's all we needed.

3187
01:56:46,900 --> 01:56:48,900
And thanks very much, Liam.

3188
01:56:48,900 --> 01:56:56,900
You've done everything that wasn't even asked of you to fucking help us through these nightmarish streams.

3189
01:56:57,900 --> 01:57:03,900
And look, for the first time, Ashley actually is worth her weight in tips.

3190
01:57:03,900 --> 01:57:05,900
Because she's telling us what to do.

3191
01:57:05,900 --> 01:57:10,900
She could have done, used her fucking cheese box a long time ago.

3192
01:57:10,900 --> 01:57:16,900
But it's only now that she's begun to actually fucking put her head above the parapet or above that little ledge.

3193
01:57:16,900 --> 01:57:18,900
And come up with a decent idea.

3194
01:57:18,900 --> 01:57:21,900
Connor, how the hell are you? I hope you're doing well. Thanks for the tip.

3195
01:57:21,900 --> 01:57:25,900
In the Resident Evil 4 remake, instead of the President's Daughter, it's Michael D's dogs.

3196
01:57:25,900 --> 01:57:29,900
And we can see there's a fucking scumbag ready to take her down.

3197
01:57:30,900 --> 01:57:31,900
*laughs*

3198
01:57:31,900 --> 01:57:34,900
Can we get something there, Tom? Can we get something?

3199
01:57:37,900 --> 01:57:39,900
Beautiful bit of business.

3200
01:57:39,900 --> 01:57:41,900
Lovely step back, step back.

3201
01:57:41,900 --> 01:57:43,900
Rack it up. Line it up.

3202
01:57:43,900 --> 01:57:44,900
He sends it home.

3203
01:57:45,900 --> 01:57:46,900
Good man yourself.

3204
01:57:46,900 --> 01:57:48,900
Can we get something there, Tom? Can we get something?

3205
01:57:48,900 --> 01:57:55,900
Another couple of- Oh fuck, we have another couple of fucking hairy matelands to take- take down here.

3206
01:57:58,900 --> 01:58:00,900
How is he still standing?

3207
01:58:00,900 --> 01:58:06,900
Need to save the shots now for that detritus that's heading towards Ashley Cole.

3208
01:58:06,900 --> 01:58:07,620
Oh.

3209
01:58:09,120 --> 01:58:10,760
See, nice bit of range on the shotgun.

3210
01:58:11,020 --> 01:58:12,560
Because it took out a fucking demon

3211
01:58:12,560 --> 01:58:15,660
on top of the...

3212
01:58:15,660 --> 01:58:18,600
Whatchamacallit, that gangway up there.

3213
01:58:20,220 --> 01:58:21,340
Thank you very much there.

3214
01:58:21,380 --> 01:58:22,040
I love your streams.

3215
01:58:22,280 --> 01:58:23,520
And Connor and the mighty Iger.

3216
01:58:23,680 --> 01:58:25,100
And look, if I've missed the tip,

3217
01:58:25,420 --> 01:58:26,940
I'm going to get to you in a sec.

3218
01:58:27,020 --> 01:58:28,020
I'm going to just...

3219
01:58:28,020 --> 01:58:29,940
I'm going to play the game for five minutes

3220
01:58:29,940 --> 01:58:31,960
because I can see this if anybody's watching

3221
01:58:31,960 --> 01:58:32,540
and they're like,

3222
01:58:32,780 --> 01:58:33,920
he's just fucking reading

3223
01:58:33,920 --> 01:58:35,220
and not doing any gameplay.

3224
01:58:35,680 --> 01:58:36,820
I'm going to...

3225
01:58:36,820 --> 01:58:38,420
Oh God, she's been taken.

3226
01:58:38,740 --> 01:58:39,600
She has been taken.

3227
01:58:40,480 --> 01:58:41,120
There we go.

3228
01:58:43,440 --> 01:58:43,680
Ah!

3229
01:58:44,100 --> 01:58:45,300
He's stumbled over.

3230
01:58:45,380 --> 01:58:46,120
Hopefully he's dead.

3231
01:58:47,020 --> 01:58:48,220
Hopefully he is dead.

3232
01:58:48,940 --> 01:58:50,600
And let's take this shotgun out

3233
01:58:50,600 --> 01:58:52,500
and see what this can do for us right now.

3234
01:58:52,560 --> 01:58:53,500
It's a lovely bit of business.

3235
01:58:54,240 --> 01:58:54,680
Boom!

3236
01:58:55,100 --> 01:58:55,860
And that's lovely.

3237
01:58:56,140 --> 01:58:58,400
And the range on that shotgun is delicious.

3238
01:58:58,700 --> 01:58:59,140
Oh!

3239
01:58:59,340 --> 01:59:00,580
Mace to the back of the shoulder!

3240
01:59:02,060 --> 01:59:03,760
That is going to hurt in the morning.

3241
01:59:04,500 --> 01:59:05,160
And look at this.

3242
01:59:05,560 --> 01:59:06,700
Knife after dark.

3243
01:59:06,740 --> 01:59:09,380
Rated R for R-stupid.

3244
01:59:10,660 --> 01:59:14,200
Let's take this sniper rifle to the extreme.

3245
01:59:14,560 --> 01:59:15,960
We're going to go to extreme lengths

3246
01:59:15,960 --> 01:59:17,700
to make sure she's alive.

3247
01:59:18,640 --> 01:59:18,900
Uh-oh.

3248
01:59:20,340 --> 01:59:22,200
There's a Matalan approaching

3249
01:59:22,200 --> 01:59:23,620
from behind.

3250
01:59:27,520 --> 01:59:28,020
Oh!

3251
01:59:28,020 --> 01:59:28,020
Oh!

3252
01:59:28,020 --> 01:59:30,660
Off with his head.

3253
01:59:31,480 --> 01:59:33,480
These scumbags are taking the daughter.

3254
01:59:34,980 --> 01:59:35,620
And they've...

3255
01:59:35,620 --> 01:59:36,960
I think there's a side hatch.

3256
01:59:37,620 --> 01:59:39,660
Frighteningly enough, there's a side hatch nearby.

3257
01:59:40,200 --> 01:59:43,120
If they manage to make it out of that side hatch with her alive...

3258
01:59:43,120 --> 01:59:43,620
Oh!

3259
01:59:44,320 --> 01:59:45,380
I killed the girl!

3260
01:59:46,320 --> 01:59:46,840
Fuck it!

3261
01:59:47,260 --> 01:59:47,660
Fuck!

3262
01:59:47,660 --> 01:59:47,660
Fuck!

3263
01:59:51,480 --> 01:59:51,900
Fuck!

3264
01:59:54,200 --> 01:59:55,360
Terrible bit of business there.

3265
01:59:55,440 --> 01:59:56,300
Look at the way he shoots.

3266
01:59:56,380 --> 01:59:56,820
He does it.

3267
01:59:56,880 --> 01:59:58,140
This will need to give yourself time.

3268
01:59:58,300 --> 01:59:58,720
And he aims.

3269
01:59:58,900 --> 01:59:59,580
Shoots her in the arse.

3270
01:59:59,700 --> 02:00:00,200
I killed the girl!

3271
02:00:01,120 --> 02:00:01,660
Fuck it!

3272
02:00:02,200 --> 02:00:02,460
Fuck!

3273
02:00:03,320 --> 02:00:04,220
Terrible bit of business.

3274
02:00:04,720 --> 02:00:07,000
Thanks very much for the instant creamis there.

3275
02:00:07,220 --> 02:00:09,200
Shaka creamis and pliers.

3276
02:00:09,940 --> 02:00:10,880
Real Joe Biden!

3277
02:00:11,000 --> 02:00:12,300
Thanks very much for the tip, Francis.

3278
02:00:12,920 --> 02:00:13,780
Once you're done with the girl,

3279
02:00:14,280 --> 02:00:15,280
will you be needing her?

3280
02:00:15,700 --> 02:00:17,800
Well, I don't know how that happens at the end of the game,

3281
02:00:17,840 --> 02:00:19,200
but I think you give her back to the president,

3282
02:00:19,460 --> 02:00:22,240
and there's no extra downloadable content for that anyway.

3283
02:00:22,720 --> 02:00:24,360
To do any side missions or side quests.

3284
02:00:24,480 --> 02:00:25,260
Thank you very much, Bean.

3285
02:00:25,400 --> 02:00:26,640
I won't read the rest of the tip.

3286
02:00:26,840 --> 02:00:27,760
Thanks very much for the tip.

3287
02:00:27,840 --> 02:00:28,740
I love the stream.

3288
02:00:28,800 --> 02:00:29,320
Thanks very much.

3289
02:00:29,420 --> 02:00:29,660
Come here.

3290
02:00:29,720 --> 02:00:30,140
What's your favorite?

3291
02:00:30,260 --> 02:00:30,540
Crisp?

3292
02:00:30,920 --> 02:00:31,240
King?

3293
02:00:31,460 --> 02:00:32,340
Or fucking...

3294
02:00:32,340 --> 02:00:32,740
It's boring.

3295
02:00:32,920 --> 02:00:33,300
It's king.

3296
02:00:33,460 --> 02:00:33,880
Cheese and onion.

3297
02:00:35,680 --> 02:00:36,760
Here's a euro for a packet.

3298
02:00:36,880 --> 02:00:38,060
You might have to put the rest to it.

3299
02:00:38,100 --> 02:00:39,800
Yeah, well, they've gone up to fucking 150

3300
02:00:39,800 --> 02:00:41,160
for a packet of crisps now, I think.

3301
02:00:42,100 --> 02:00:42,700
Mighty Iger.

3302
02:00:43,180 --> 02:00:43,540
Mercedes.

3303
02:00:43,940 --> 02:00:45,080
Shout out to my cousin, Tiernan.

3304
02:00:45,160 --> 02:00:47,780
Thanks very much for the tip there, Mighty Iger,

3305
02:00:47,920 --> 02:00:49,060
and how are you getting on, Tiernan?

3306
02:00:50,000 --> 02:00:50,320
Scumbelina.

3307
02:00:50,420 --> 02:00:51,040
Thank you very much.

3308
02:00:51,120 --> 02:00:51,780
Thanks for the stream.

3309
02:00:52,080 --> 02:00:52,680
Thanks for the tip.

3310
02:00:52,800 --> 02:00:54,180
Thanks for the viewership and the support.

3311
02:00:54,320 --> 02:00:54,700
E&F.

3312
02:00:55,000 --> 02:00:55,500
Love the streams.

3313
02:00:55,860 --> 02:00:57,600
Lost my recordings of Hardy Books,

3314
02:00:57,780 --> 02:00:58,480
season three and four,

3315
02:00:58,540 --> 02:00:59,660
when I was upgraded to the skybox.

3316
02:01:00,360 --> 02:01:00,720
Devastating.

3317
02:01:01,960 --> 02:01:03,080
Probably on the internet somewhere.

3318
02:01:03,080 --> 02:01:04,180
You probably download them,

3319
02:01:04,460 --> 02:01:05,800
but I never told you that.

3320
02:01:06,740 --> 02:01:07,840
And Giancarlo Fisichella,

3321
02:01:07,920 --> 02:01:08,600
thank you very much.

3322
02:01:08,680 --> 02:01:10,560
Greeting from rural Fife,

3323
02:01:10,780 --> 02:01:12,120
out in Bolly, Scotland.

3324
02:01:12,920 --> 02:01:15,000
Sorry about the misunderstanding with the schluck.

3325
02:01:15,060 --> 02:01:16,600
Oh yeah, I read that tip actually already.

3326
02:01:17,600 --> 02:01:18,500
Did I miss anyone?

3327
02:01:18,620 --> 02:01:20,060
Just need to make sure I've got everyone there.

3328
02:01:20,140 --> 02:01:20,700
Quinn 21.

3329
02:01:20,880 --> 02:01:21,580
John Longjohns.

3330
02:01:21,620 --> 02:01:22,260
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

3331
02:01:22,260 --> 02:01:23,600
Great stuff, great stuff, great stuff.

3332
02:01:23,680 --> 02:01:29,380
Look, this is a replay of me now doing the same fucking thing I was doing for the last 10 minutes,

3333
02:01:29,380 --> 02:01:30,700
but this time I'm going to get it right.

3334
02:01:30,800 --> 02:01:31,560
I'm going to do it happen.

3335
02:01:31,760 --> 02:01:34,080
I'm going to do it in a happening and hip way.

3336
02:01:34,780 --> 02:01:37,680
And people are going to be really impressed, I think,

3337
02:01:38,100 --> 02:01:39,580
in the way this is about to go down.

3338
02:01:39,660 --> 02:01:40,240
Right here.

3339
02:01:40,820 --> 02:01:41,580
Right now.

3340
02:01:41,960 --> 02:01:47,540
Let's prepare ourselves by reloading our weaponry, first and foremost.

3341
02:01:47,800 --> 02:01:49,340
And that's Christ, actually.

3342
02:01:49,520 --> 02:01:50,500
I don't know if you notice that.

3343
02:01:50,560 --> 02:01:53,600
We've got a lovely mural of Christ here.

3344
02:01:54,420 --> 02:01:56,800
And he is being straddled.

3345
02:01:57,200 --> 02:01:59,300
Christ, Jesus Christ, the Lord, our Savior.

3346
02:02:00,080 --> 02:02:01,520
Being straddled at the side.

3347
02:02:01,520 --> 02:02:07,060
His seemingly dead, pasty body being held up by a gang of fucking people.

3348
02:02:07,800 --> 02:02:09,800
Maybe Mother Mary there.

3349
02:02:09,980 --> 02:02:10,840
I'm not sure.

3350
02:02:10,840 --> 02:02:15,740
You've got to think of how horrible that would have been for Mary to have had to witness that.

3351
02:02:16,280 --> 02:02:18,520
Was she there in the crowd at the time?

3352
02:02:18,640 --> 02:02:19,380
I'm not sure.

3353
02:02:19,940 --> 02:02:24,120
It was our lady, or not our lady.

3354
02:02:24,240 --> 02:02:27,940
It was a lady there who got the Shrine of Turin, I think.

3355
02:02:28,040 --> 02:02:29,660
Was it Veronica or something like that?

3356
02:02:30,360 --> 02:02:30,920
Can't remember.

3357
02:02:30,980 --> 02:02:34,580
It's been a long time since I read any of that stuff back in the day.

3358
02:02:35,180 --> 02:02:36,740
But you have to feel sorry for the book.

3359
02:02:36,780 --> 02:02:38,640
He had a hard life at that stage.

3360
02:02:38,640 --> 02:02:42,280
But then at the same time, he was immortal and ascended to heaven.

3361
02:02:43,040 --> 02:02:44,400
Crazy bit of business altogether.

3362
02:02:44,620 --> 02:02:46,840
Who would have fucking thought it was the truth at the time?

3363
02:02:47,000 --> 02:02:48,620
Certainly not the Romans.

3364
02:02:49,440 --> 02:02:52,560
But he had a few headers around his table.

3365
02:02:52,960 --> 02:02:53,780
The 12 disciples.

3366
02:02:54,460 --> 02:02:55,760
And they really believed in him.

3367
02:02:55,880 --> 02:02:56,460
Big time.

3368
02:02:56,720 --> 02:02:58,440
They fucking loved what he was saying.

3369
02:02:59,180 --> 02:03:00,480
And they loved his dinners.

3370
02:03:00,860 --> 02:03:03,500
And they loved the word as well.

3371
02:03:03,560 --> 02:03:04,460
They just loved the word.

3372
02:03:05,120 --> 02:03:19,080
I tell you, if they came back nowadays and they saw that the word was just a program hosted by fucking youngsters or up-and-coming TV burp or zoo television enthusiasts in the late 90s,

3373
02:03:19,080 --> 02:03:21,320
they would be disgusted that that was the word.

3374
02:03:23,000 --> 02:03:27,460
And that the word of the Lord had been replaced by such depravity and devastation.

3375
02:03:28,560 --> 02:03:33,960
Thinking back to the word on Channel 4, it's a shame actually that there's nothing like that on TV anymore.

3376
02:03:34,760 --> 02:03:36,340
Because it was good enough actually.

3377
02:03:36,860 --> 02:03:40,500
That was yet another one of those late night things that you would have watched.

3378
02:03:41,060 --> 02:03:41,920
The parents were out.

3379
02:03:42,360 --> 02:03:44,160
You got to watch some cheeky stuff.

3380
02:03:44,700 --> 02:03:48,220
That around late night kind of Friday, Saturday sort of vibe.

3381
02:03:50,180 --> 02:03:51,580
Who am I going to use?

3382
02:03:51,900 --> 02:03:53,400
I'm referring to a weapon as a person.

3383
02:03:53,500 --> 02:03:54,800
Who am I going to use here for this?

3384
02:03:54,860 --> 02:03:56,360
And it's a shotgun affair to the head.

3385
02:03:56,700 --> 02:03:58,640
And it's another shotgun affair to the head.

3386
02:03:58,920 --> 02:04:01,140
And it's another shotgun affair to the chest.

3387
02:04:01,140 --> 02:04:07,060
And then it's another sniper rifle scenario to this fella's legs over here.

3388
02:04:07,380 --> 02:04:08,280
He's about to get done.

3389
02:04:08,360 --> 02:04:10,560
Need to make sure not to shoot the girl.

3390
02:04:10,640 --> 02:04:16,180
The way that fella collapses and crumples into a hopeless, hapless wreck of a fucking demon.

3391
02:04:17,040 --> 02:04:18,480
Fills me with hope for the future.

3392
02:04:18,900 --> 02:04:21,160
And really makes me smile and laugh as well at the same time.

3393
02:04:21,400 --> 02:04:23,020
That's the head taken off that book.

3394
02:04:24,040 --> 02:04:25,200
And that book's gone.

3395
02:04:25,860 --> 02:04:27,000
Can we go for a triple bucker?

3396
02:04:28,080 --> 02:04:28,480
Motherfucker.

3397
02:04:28,680 --> 02:04:29,380
He's gone still.

3398
02:04:31,080 --> 02:04:33,420
Let's just willie non-to this lad's head off.

3399
02:04:34,400 --> 02:04:35,420
And then it's great.

3400
02:04:35,520 --> 02:04:37,760
It's great, great, great, great, great, great, great business.

3401
02:04:38,700 --> 02:04:43,340
We get that secondary sniper rifle here as this guy lifts himself up.

3402
02:04:44,380 --> 02:04:45,100
Ha ha ha!

3403
02:04:46,540 --> 02:04:47,900
He lifted himself up.

3404
02:04:48,140 --> 02:04:49,000
The head went like that.

3405
02:04:49,080 --> 02:04:49,320
Up.

3406
02:04:49,540 --> 02:04:50,280
And then death.

3407
02:04:50,420 --> 02:04:50,620
Damn.

3408
02:04:54,620 --> 02:04:55,580
Lovely bit of stuff.

3409
02:04:55,580 --> 02:04:56,820
Great to see that guy.

3410
02:04:57,260 --> 02:04:59,780
He had a lovely bit of spunk in the step.

3411
02:05:00,060 --> 02:05:00,580
And then boom.

3412
02:05:01,000 --> 02:05:01,880
Back to sleep.

3413
02:05:02,460 --> 02:05:02,900
Good luck.

3414
02:05:03,600 --> 02:05:04,060
You're fucked.

3415
02:05:06,060 --> 02:05:07,180
Lovely stuff altogether.

3416
02:05:07,520 --> 02:05:09,920
I can hear a few mozzy deszy dees over here.

3417
02:05:10,560 --> 02:05:11,640
There's nothing to me though.

3418
02:05:11,760 --> 02:05:14,880
As I let this guy walk into my realm.

3419
02:05:15,240 --> 02:05:16,140
And then another one.

3420
02:05:16,180 --> 02:05:17,100
Jacob Rees Smag.

3421
02:05:17,220 --> 02:05:19,340
Or Jacob Rees Smag.

3422
02:05:19,600 --> 02:05:20,880
Should I say thanks very much for your tip?

3423
02:05:22,700 --> 02:05:23,060
Oh.

3424
02:05:23,700 --> 02:05:25,280
Just about to let rip there.

3425
02:05:26,840 --> 02:05:29,500
The top of this guy's dome piece was about to go flying.

3426
02:05:30,100 --> 02:05:30,460
Boom.

3427
02:05:31,080 --> 02:05:31,280
Oh.

3428
02:05:32,960 --> 02:05:33,720
And again.

3429
02:05:33,880 --> 02:05:34,760
Been put off.

3430
02:05:35,760 --> 02:05:38,080
Actually I might just leisurely take this guy out with the red nine.

3431
02:05:39,620 --> 02:05:40,900
No need to waste my.

3432
02:05:42,100 --> 02:05:44,100
Although I think there's another fucker behind.

3433
02:05:46,800 --> 02:05:47,280
Oh yeah.

3434
02:05:47,440 --> 02:05:49,620
We'll take all these clowns out with the red.

3435
02:05:50,900 --> 02:05:51,940
Ah shut up.

3436
02:05:54,400 --> 02:05:55,260
Jacob Rees Smag.

3437
02:05:55,300 --> 02:05:55,920
Thank you very much.

3438
02:05:55,980 --> 02:05:56,900
And real Joe Biden.

3439
02:05:57,800 --> 02:05:58,160
Oh.

3440
02:05:59,820 --> 02:06:03,580
This reminds me of my days as an altar boy in Bell Mullet.

3441
02:06:05,020 --> 02:06:05,980
Says Jacob.

3442
02:06:06,820 --> 02:06:07,800
Circa 1993.

3443
02:06:08,440 --> 02:06:09,640
Queer times you say.

3444
02:06:09,800 --> 02:06:10,340
And battery.

3445
02:06:10,460 --> 02:06:12,840
Thanks very much for the tip there.

3446
02:06:13,820 --> 02:06:15,300
Hope you're getting on well.

3447
02:06:15,980 --> 02:06:19,960
Hopefully battery isn't a reference to something where I've had a battery malfunction on the stream.

3448
02:06:20,120 --> 02:06:20,460
But as I.

3449
02:06:21,020 --> 02:06:22,840
Nothing is running on batteries at the moment.

3450
02:06:22,980 --> 02:06:24,420
It's all USB and.

3451
02:06:25,540 --> 02:06:27,120
Powered out of the fucking computer.

3452
02:06:27,340 --> 02:06:29,020
As we catch the girl.

3453
02:06:29,760 --> 02:06:31,040
Everything but the girl.

3454
02:06:32,900 --> 02:06:34,280
And I catched you.

3455
02:06:34,280 --> 02:06:39,900
Like the devil's catched the rain.

3456
02:06:40,900 --> 02:06:42,680
Thank you for the two.

3457
02:06:43,840 --> 02:06:44,520
Like the devil's.

3458
02:06:45,860 --> 02:06:46,520
Catch the rain.

3459
02:06:50,520 --> 02:06:51,360
Catch the rain.

3460
02:06:56,360 --> 02:06:58,440
Let's say just get on with the game at this stage.

3461
02:06:58,820 --> 02:06:59,940
Thanks very much for the tips.

3462
02:07:00,020 --> 02:07:00,320
I've got the leg.

3463
02:07:00,380 --> 02:07:00,880
Firm battery.

3464
02:07:01,040 --> 02:07:01,300
Jacob.

3465
02:07:01,420 --> 02:07:01,940
Grease smag.

3466
02:07:02,280 --> 02:07:04,280
It's nice when there's a bit of momentum.

3467
02:07:04,460 --> 02:07:05,100
And here is that.

3468
02:07:05,760 --> 02:07:06,120
Sacristry.

3469
02:07:06,200 --> 02:07:06,720
That chapel.

3470
02:07:07,500 --> 02:07:09,620
That we were thinking about for a long time before.

3471
02:07:10,460 --> 02:07:10,800
Yeah.

3472
02:07:10,800 --> 02:07:14,180
I actually had a brain fart earlier on in the fucking stream.

3473
02:07:14,360 --> 02:07:15,180
The very first one.

3474
02:07:15,240 --> 02:07:15,940
I thought this.

3475
02:07:16,580 --> 02:07:17,000
Chapel.

3476
02:07:17,080 --> 02:07:17,760
Sacristry.

3477
02:07:18,460 --> 02:07:18,860
Sacristry.

3478
02:07:19,180 --> 02:07:21,860
Was something that we encountered very early in the game.

3479
02:07:22,400 --> 02:07:24,580
I'm not sure if this is a HD remake.

3480
02:07:25,620 --> 02:07:26,760
Or texture.

3481
02:07:27,200 --> 02:07:29,120
I don't remember these hanging statues.

3482
02:07:29,340 --> 02:07:30,720
Upside down from the wall there.

3483
02:07:31,080 --> 02:07:31,560
Starman.

3484
02:07:31,660 --> 02:07:32,620
Thanks very much for the tip.

3485
02:07:32,700 --> 02:07:33,600
Hope you're doing well sir.

3486
02:07:34,160 --> 02:07:35,440
And enjoying the stream.

3487
02:07:36,400 --> 02:07:37,900
Take that hang on ammo there.

3488
02:07:38,080 --> 02:07:40,120
And smash these pots aplenty.

3489
02:07:43,360 --> 02:07:45,120
I think we have a merchant here as well.

3490
02:07:45,680 --> 02:07:46,080
Merchant.

3491
02:07:46,420 --> 02:07:50,680
We should have really managed to have accumulated a nice bit of tippage here.

3492
02:07:52,580 --> 02:08:00,100
Which should go some way to giving us that lovely sniper rifle that I've been shying on about at pace for a long time.

3493
02:08:00,100 --> 02:08:03,540
Semi-automatic.

3494
02:08:04,180 --> 02:08:05,020
Very powerful.

3495
02:08:05,760 --> 02:08:08,660
Hopefully you'll get a pretty penny for your previous gun as well.

3496
02:08:09,840 --> 02:08:11,300
Good to see you doing a sweep first though.

3497
02:08:12,180 --> 02:08:13,540
Soty and sweep.

3498
02:08:14,080 --> 02:08:14,660
We go up here.

3499
02:08:14,760 --> 02:08:16,080
Only opens from the other side.

3500
02:08:18,040 --> 02:08:19,860
So in that case.

3501
02:08:20,200 --> 02:08:21,340
Let's have a quick look over here.

3502
02:08:21,400 --> 02:08:23,180
See if there's anything in this cabinet.

3503
02:08:23,740 --> 02:08:24,740
You can open this cabinet.

3504
02:08:24,940 --> 02:08:25,380
Yeah you can.

3505
02:08:27,360 --> 02:08:28,740
There's a church castle.

3506
02:08:28,740 --> 02:08:30,040
We have a castle map.

3507
02:08:30,040 --> 02:08:31,040
For a treasure as well.

3508
02:08:31,980 --> 02:08:33,120
Which has something going on.

3509
02:08:33,480 --> 02:08:34,300
We haven't checked it.

3510
02:08:35,060 --> 02:08:36,000
Should have a look at it though.

3511
02:08:38,720 --> 02:08:40,420
There's prizes to be won in this yoke.

3512
02:08:47,480 --> 02:08:48,280
Mr. Pickup.

3513
02:08:48,280 --> 02:08:53,700
How did this book get in here?

3514
02:08:53,760 --> 02:08:55,460
It was just outside the front a second ago.

3515
02:08:56,220 --> 02:08:56,920
JB Pizzle.

3516
02:08:57,000 --> 02:08:57,720
What's the crack man?

3517
02:08:59,000 --> 02:08:59,980
Target practice.

3518
02:09:00,700 --> 02:09:01,040
Now.

3519
02:09:01,660 --> 02:09:02,280
Game rules.

3520
02:09:02,400 --> 02:09:05,380
Receive prizes by scoring above 1000 points.

3521
02:09:06,240 --> 02:09:09,120
Bonus points will be awarded for headshots.

3522
02:09:09,700 --> 02:09:13,160
High scoring Salazar target will appear with successive hits.

3523
02:09:13,640 --> 02:09:15,900
Shooting an Ashley target will deduct points.

3524
02:09:16,680 --> 02:09:19,500
Bottle cap will be awarded for every 1000 points scored.

3525
02:09:20,500 --> 02:09:23,560
Special bottle caps will be awarded by either shooting.

3526
02:09:24,100 --> 02:09:25,420
All the wooden targets.

3527
02:09:25,760 --> 02:09:26,600
Except Ashley.

3528
02:09:27,060 --> 02:09:29,140
Or scoring above 3500.

3529
02:09:29,520 --> 02:09:30,920
24 bottle caps in all.

3530
02:09:31,000 --> 02:09:33,240
Each time you enter a new shooting range.

3531
02:09:33,880 --> 02:09:34,320
Six.

3532
02:09:34,820 --> 02:09:35,220
New.

3533
02:09:35,540 --> 02:09:36,320
Bottle caps.

3534
02:09:36,660 --> 02:09:37,760
Will become available.

3535
02:09:38,320 --> 02:09:39,480
Woke modelists.

3536
02:09:42,860 --> 02:09:44,120
That's that cleared up.

3537
02:09:44,660 --> 02:09:46,740
Let's buy some shenanigans off this guy.

3538
02:09:46,880 --> 02:09:47,660
And get rolling.

3539
02:09:47,820 --> 02:09:49,300
Seems like we're about to win.

3540
02:09:50,260 --> 02:09:50,500
Yeah.

3541
02:09:50,580 --> 02:09:51,320
Weapon you've selected.

3542
02:09:51,460 --> 02:09:51,640
Sound.

3543
02:09:51,820 --> 02:09:53,340
Choose your rapid fire or sniping.

3544
02:09:53,420 --> 02:09:54,580
I think I'll go with snipes.

3545
02:09:56,940 --> 02:09:59,640
No, actually. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

3546
02:09:59,860 --> 02:10:02,340
I'll go with the rapid fire first. Change weapons.

3547
02:10:04,260 --> 02:10:04,700
Yeah.

3548
02:10:06,440 --> 02:10:08,260
And I will go with that TMP.

3549
02:10:10,020 --> 02:10:12,140
Thank you very much there. Big red.

3550
02:10:12,460 --> 02:10:14,760
Hopefully you're getting on well. Great bit of resi action.

3551
02:10:15,180 --> 02:10:16,720
You see, let's keep the show on the road.

3552
02:10:16,720 --> 02:10:18,680
Not other than Dr. Bill Tormey.

3553
02:10:19,260 --> 02:10:20,560
How are you? I hope you're doing well.

3554
02:10:21,140 --> 02:10:24,000
You're a great doctor and you've done some great soundbites on.

3555
02:10:24,500 --> 02:10:26,640
Tell you what, I was listening to a podcast.

3556
02:10:26,780 --> 02:10:28,860
I think it was, could have been last year.

3557
02:10:29,540 --> 02:10:30,680
While I was away for a bit.

3558
02:10:31,360 --> 02:10:34,720
It could have been either a Claire Byrne or even a fucking Joe Duffy scenario.

3559
02:10:35,000 --> 02:10:38,060
And who pops up on it? None other than Bill Tormey.

3560
02:10:38,600 --> 02:10:40,680
The man who was in the audience that day.

3561
02:10:41,240 --> 02:10:44,000
Who was reading out the fucking rule book.

3562
02:10:44,000 --> 02:10:51,000
The riot act to the journalist Walsh over the fucking indictment hit piece he had made.

3563
02:10:52,040 --> 02:10:54,740
On Roach, Stephen Roach, the cyclist.

3564
02:10:54,860 --> 02:10:59,480
Who'd come all the way over from Italy or wherever he was living to appear on the Late Late Show.

3565
02:11:00,920 --> 02:11:02,660
Or wherever he's cycling or something.

3566
02:11:03,220 --> 02:11:05,640
And he was harangued by the journalist.

3567
02:11:06,300 --> 02:11:11,080
And then Bill Tormey came to his aid, Ada Wong, on the audience.

3568
02:11:11,900 --> 02:11:15,340
It was just another example of the Late Late Show showing its teeth.

3569
02:11:15,980 --> 02:11:19,380
And letting the audience have a go at the guests.

3570
02:11:19,600 --> 02:11:20,660
They don't do it anymore.

3571
02:11:20,860 --> 02:11:22,200
It's too sanitized.

3572
02:11:22,580 --> 02:11:24,480
And what's the point?

3573
02:11:24,640 --> 02:11:26,620
You know, what is the fucking point of watching it?

3574
02:11:26,900 --> 02:11:31,640
Unless you're gonna let fucking someone in a yellow suit who's driven all the way from Limerick

3575
02:11:31,640 --> 02:11:34,040
to make three points get a word in edgeways.

3576
02:11:34,460 --> 02:11:35,220
What's the point?

3577
02:11:42,220 --> 02:11:42,940
Come on, you fucker.

3578
02:11:51,320 --> 02:11:52,700
Lovely bit of reload time there.

3579
02:11:54,380 --> 02:11:55,440
Don't think I did too bad.

3580
02:11:55,480 --> 02:11:58,780
But it's gonna get a little bit fucking juicy Joe now in a minute, I'd say.

3581
02:11:58,860 --> 02:12:02,360
When bloody Ashley Cole appears.

3582
02:12:02,600 --> 02:12:03,580
And I'm not meant to hit her.

3583
02:12:04,300 --> 02:12:05,620
But I love the mouse setup here.

3584
02:12:06,100 --> 02:12:07,620
I love the fucking mouse setup.

3585
02:12:08,020 --> 02:12:08,820
It's doing so well.

3586
02:12:10,420 --> 02:12:13,560
I'm gonna not get too far ahead of yourself as well, you remember?

3587
02:12:14,460 --> 02:12:17,940
It's, uh, when you reach your apex, that's when you have your biggest fall.

3588
02:12:19,320 --> 02:12:20,560
Rare prize awarded.

3589
02:12:20,980 --> 02:12:22,540
It's a rare prize awarded.

3590
02:12:22,660 --> 02:12:23,560
Thanks very much there.

3591
02:12:23,720 --> 02:12:26,320
Usually I wouldn't come on here in a fit, says Bill.

3592
02:12:26,680 --> 02:12:28,120
Even though you're a good bloke yourself.

3593
02:12:28,200 --> 02:12:30,840
But what they're doing to the president's daughter is a disgrace.

3594
02:12:31,880 --> 02:12:35,080
That's a direct quote transposed for the stream.

3595
02:12:35,180 --> 02:12:36,560
I love the fucking lore.

3596
02:12:36,880 --> 02:12:38,680
The thinking that went into it as well.

3597
02:12:39,140 --> 02:12:40,600
And it's a beautiful bit of business as well.

3598
02:12:40,740 --> 02:12:41,240
End games?

3599
02:12:41,520 --> 02:12:42,500
No, I want to change weapons.

3600
02:12:42,620 --> 02:12:43,600
I want to keep going.

3601
02:12:45,040 --> 02:12:47,600
Shall I keep going with a TMP?

3602
02:12:49,620 --> 02:12:50,660
No, I don't want an end game.

3603
02:12:50,740 --> 02:12:51,240
Let's keep going.

3604
02:12:51,760 --> 02:12:52,420
Just keep going.

3605
02:12:53,780 --> 02:12:54,780
You can just hit the bell.

3606
02:12:59,200 --> 02:12:59,560
Do it.

3607
02:12:59,560 --> 02:12:59,900
Oh, yeah.

3608
02:12:59,960 --> 02:13:00,200
Keep going.

3609
02:13:01,640 --> 02:13:07,280
I was just wondering there, if I don't claim the fucking prize there, will I miss out on the prize?

3610
02:13:15,180 --> 02:13:17,140
Liam Rogers will know all about that.

3611
02:13:18,900 --> 02:13:19,560
Oh, fuck.

3612
02:13:26,500 --> 02:13:29,200
Is it just me or is the game getting fucking faster?

3613
02:13:31,840 --> 02:13:34,260
Thank you very much there for the tip there, Battery.

3614
02:13:34,600 --> 02:13:35,640
Hope you're doing well, man.

3615
02:13:39,220 --> 02:13:40,680
Go for the headshots for more points.

3616
02:13:40,840 --> 02:13:41,760
Will I just keep a hold?

3617
02:13:41,860 --> 02:13:45,440
Liam, will I keep the TMP and just keep going for the TMP headshots?

3618
02:13:45,560 --> 02:13:46,680
Or will I switch weapon?

3619
02:13:46,860 --> 02:13:47,520
Switch weapon?

3620
02:13:48,160 --> 02:13:49,180
I went a bit Dutch there.

3621
02:13:49,420 --> 02:13:50,140
Teeny cock.

3622
02:13:51,180 --> 02:13:53,040
Will I switch weapon for headshots?

3623
02:13:53,160 --> 02:13:55,300
You have them all got now.

3624
02:13:55,420 --> 02:13:55,680
Okay.

3625
02:13:57,440 --> 02:13:58,180
Is that it?

3626
02:13:58,540 --> 02:13:59,360
It says begin, though.

3627
02:13:59,380 --> 02:14:00,220
I could fucking do it.

3628
02:14:07,420 --> 02:14:12,120
How the hell would you be able to do this round with a shotgun without hitting Ashley?

3629
02:14:13,080 --> 02:14:14,760
Would the shotgun not kill her?

3630
02:14:16,840 --> 02:14:17,200
Arizona.

3631
02:14:18,820 --> 02:14:19,740
Should do another one.

3632
02:14:19,900 --> 02:14:20,400
Go for the heads.

3633
02:14:20,400 --> 02:14:20,440
Go for the heads.

3634
02:14:20,440 --> 02:14:24,120
Fuck.

3635
02:14:35,440 --> 02:14:35,920
Fuck.

3636
02:14:39,700 --> 02:14:40,160
Fuck.

3637
02:14:46,560 --> 02:14:47,380
Oh, shit.

3638
02:14:47,380 --> 02:14:47,440
Shit.

3639
02:14:47,440 --> 02:15:00,480
I think that was all right.

3640
02:15:00,560 --> 02:15:01,600
We got a rare prize, will we?

3641
02:15:02,840 --> 02:15:03,940
No prize for that.

3642
02:15:04,040 --> 02:15:04,460
We've done.

3643
02:15:04,700 --> 02:15:07,620
We need to use a different gun.

3644
02:15:07,760 --> 02:15:10,540
That was rat poison.

3645
02:15:13,180 --> 02:15:14,060
Thank you very much.

3646
02:15:14,120 --> 02:15:14,980
Boot up the Fat 32.

3647
02:15:14,980 --> 02:15:17,300
Fat 32 coming at fucking midnight.

3648
02:15:17,560 --> 02:15:18,500
We've got 15 more minutes.

3649
02:15:18,580 --> 02:15:19,900
I want to keep playing the game, though.

3650
02:15:19,940 --> 02:15:21,660
I don't want to go into Fat 32 yet.

3651
02:15:22,400 --> 02:15:23,500
Dropping chemtrails.

3652
02:15:28,140 --> 02:15:30,300
No one's telling me to do anything different here.

3653
02:15:32,740 --> 02:15:33,820
Earned all six prizes.

3654
02:15:35,380 --> 02:15:39,280
So I've already got fucking all the prizes, is it?

3655
02:15:40,240 --> 02:15:40,860
End game.

3656
02:15:40,860 --> 02:15:42,400
I can restart it again, could I?

3657
02:15:42,560 --> 02:15:44,180
You've been awarded six bottle caps.

3658
02:15:45,180 --> 02:15:46,220
Row one is complete.

3659
02:15:46,700 --> 02:15:51,780
So is there more bottle caps to be got for, uh, for using a sniper?

3660
02:16:01,240 --> 02:16:01,700
Fuck it.

3661
02:16:01,700 --> 02:16:01,720
Fuck it.

3662
02:16:01,720 --> 02:16:02,760
I'm going to give this a go and see.

3663
02:16:02,940 --> 02:16:04,280
I'll be rubbish at this, I'd say.

3664
02:16:04,960 --> 02:16:05,300
Have a look.

3665
02:16:06,760 --> 02:16:09,820
I'm not even going to scope in for any of this, I'd say.

3666
02:16:14,240 --> 02:16:15,000
The reload.

3667
02:16:16,900 --> 02:16:20,380
Oh, if I'd have upgraded, I'd have a faster reload time.

3668
02:16:25,820 --> 02:16:28,480
Does it take into account you've got slow reload time?

3669
02:16:36,940 --> 02:16:37,580
Look at this.

3670
02:16:37,640 --> 02:16:38,700
Will I get all of these guys?

3671
02:16:39,000 --> 02:16:39,320
Yes!

3672
02:16:43,160 --> 02:16:43,920
Oh my god.

3673
02:16:52,440 --> 02:16:54,000
Dr. Bill Tormy.

3674
02:16:54,760 --> 02:16:57,640
Usually I wouldn't come on here.

3675
02:16:58,920 --> 02:17:00,340
I want to read that tape again.

3676
02:17:03,500 --> 02:17:03,940
Oh.

3677
02:17:04,740 --> 02:17:05,900
These guys watch this line.

3678
02:17:06,000 --> 02:17:06,380
Oh.

3679
02:17:07,100 --> 02:17:07,800
That's shit.

3680
02:17:10,280 --> 02:17:10,640
Oh.

3681
02:17:12,440 --> 02:17:13,480
Thank you very much.

3682
02:17:14,180 --> 02:17:14,620
Plunge.

3683
02:17:14,780 --> 02:17:15,140
Battery.

3684
02:17:15,240 --> 02:17:15,700
Big red.

3685
02:17:16,040 --> 02:17:16,400
Lemmy.

3686
02:17:16,940 --> 02:17:17,720
From Motorhead.

3687
02:17:17,940 --> 02:17:18,920
Dr. Bill Tormy.

3688
02:17:19,560 --> 02:17:21,360
Usually I wouldn't come on here in a fit.

3689
02:17:21,580 --> 02:17:22,200
In a fit.

3690
02:17:22,720 --> 02:17:24,420
Even though you're a good bloke yourself.

3691
02:17:24,940 --> 02:17:27,860
But what they're doing to this president's daughter is a disgrace.

3692
02:17:28,860 --> 02:17:30,900
I remember his wife was there as well.

3693
02:17:31,180 --> 02:17:31,680
And I think.

3694
02:17:32,020 --> 02:17:32,460
Or it was.

3695
02:17:32,540 --> 02:17:33,680
Was it Stephen Roach's?

3696
02:17:33,920 --> 02:17:34,180
Fucking.

3697
02:17:34,960 --> 02:17:35,400
I don't know.

3698
02:17:35,440 --> 02:17:36,100
One of his families.

3699
02:17:36,400 --> 02:17:37,060
And she was going.

3700
02:17:38,240 --> 02:17:39,600
Can I just say something please?

3701
02:17:39,780 --> 02:17:40,460
And in fact.

3702
02:17:40,560 --> 02:17:41,720
Just a few moments please.

3703
02:17:41,900 --> 02:17:42,220
And actually.

3704
02:17:42,980 --> 02:17:44,140
Maybe a little bit longer.

3705
02:17:44,180 --> 02:17:44,940
If you don't mind.

3706
02:17:45,540 --> 02:17:46,200
And everyone was like.

3707
02:17:46,200 --> 02:17:46,460
Oh.

3708
02:17:46,980 --> 02:17:48,820
How long is she going to talk for on this?

3709
02:17:49,140 --> 02:17:50,040
Thanks very much March.

3710
02:17:50,100 --> 02:17:50,800
I hope you're doing well.

3711
02:17:50,860 --> 02:17:51,420
Loving the streams.

3712
02:17:51,480 --> 02:17:52,880
And the sheer volume of them as well.

3713
02:17:53,140 --> 02:17:54,920
Can't wait for a chilled out chafei come down.

3714
02:17:55,000 --> 02:17:55,520
It's going to happen.

3715
02:17:56,040 --> 02:17:56,160
Right.

3716
02:17:56,180 --> 02:17:57,140
It's not going to happen right now.

3717
02:17:57,200 --> 02:17:59,580
I'm definitely not going to win anything off this guy for that.

3718
02:18:00,540 --> 02:18:01,280
Piece of pudding.

3719
02:18:02,040 --> 02:18:03,860
Do I trade the bottle caps with the merchant?

3720
02:18:04,020 --> 02:18:05,620
Do I sell the bottle caps to the merchant?

3721
02:18:05,800 --> 02:18:06,360
For some stuff.

3722
02:18:06,400 --> 02:18:06,600
Is it?

3723
02:18:08,980 --> 02:18:10,900
You can go into the internet tonight.

3724
02:18:11,140 --> 02:18:13,420
You can go home and go into the internet today.

3725
02:18:13,420 --> 02:18:13,900
Welcome.

3726
02:18:13,900 --> 02:18:14,540
Welcome.

3727
02:18:16,720 --> 02:18:20,440
Got some rare things on sale stranger.

3728
02:18:22,020 --> 02:18:23,980
He said something about.

3729
02:18:24,740 --> 02:18:27,000
Not going out on a Friday night.

3730
02:18:27,100 --> 02:18:27,840
Because it's full.

3731
02:18:27,980 --> 02:18:29,460
Town is full of headers or something.

3732
02:18:29,560 --> 02:18:29,820
Is it?

3733
02:18:31,600 --> 02:18:32,240
Ugh.

3734
02:18:34,020 --> 02:18:34,300
Why?

3735
02:18:34,860 --> 02:18:36,100
What am I doing?

3736
02:18:36,940 --> 02:18:37,440
Rifle.

3737
02:18:37,720 --> 02:18:38,780
Why upgrade the rifle?

3738
02:18:39,260 --> 02:18:39,880
Riot gun.

3739
02:18:40,580 --> 02:18:41,860
Thanks very much March.

3740
02:18:41,860 --> 02:18:45,780
Riot gun.

3741
02:18:49,780 --> 02:18:50,820
Full of drunks.

3742
02:18:52,820 --> 02:18:53,960
Going to the morning.

3743
02:18:55,120 --> 02:18:56,000
Fire power.

3744
02:18:56,360 --> 02:18:56,800
I don't know.

3745
02:18:56,940 --> 02:18:59,020
We've saved the money here because I want to buy.

3746
02:18:59,260 --> 02:18:59,620
Oh yeah.

3747
02:18:59,640 --> 02:19:00,900
He's got the rifle for sale.

3748
02:19:01,100 --> 02:19:02,560
I can sell my rifle.

3749
02:19:02,980 --> 02:19:04,040
What are you buying?

3750
02:19:08,300 --> 02:19:08,640
Okay.

3751
02:19:08,640 --> 02:19:08,800
Yeah.

3752
02:19:08,920 --> 02:19:09,160
Okay.

3753
02:19:09,240 --> 02:19:10,020
Sorry about this.

3754
02:19:10,020 --> 02:19:12,340
I sell this fucking rifle.

3755
02:19:17,340 --> 02:19:19,640
I'll buy it.

3756
02:19:19,720 --> 02:19:21,760
I'll buy it.

3757
02:19:21,760 --> 02:19:21,900
Yeah.

3758
02:19:21,900 --> 02:19:23,020
I'll buy it.

3759
02:19:23,980 --> 02:19:24,940
Thank you.

3760
02:19:25,200 --> 02:19:25,600
Uh.

3761
02:19:28,100 --> 02:19:29,460
What are you buying?

3762
02:19:30,220 --> 02:19:32,140
Some fucking mood music.

3763
02:19:36,940 --> 02:19:37,660
Ba ba.

3764
02:19:38,300 --> 02:19:39,460
Ba da da da.

3765
02:19:43,980 --> 02:19:46,500
Imagine O'Connell Street was full of streamers.

3766
02:19:49,780 --> 02:19:52,040
I wouldn't do a stream on fucking O'Connell Street.

3767
02:19:52,720 --> 02:19:53,660
You wouldn't be leaving.

3768
02:19:53,820 --> 02:19:56,220
You wouldn't be able to come home afterwards I'd imagine.

3769
02:19:56,460 --> 02:20:00,360
You wouldn't have your streaming set up with you by the time it had finished.

3770
02:20:01,280 --> 02:20:02,600
Go buy that fucking rifle.

3771
02:20:04,640 --> 02:20:06,180
Is that old stranger?

3772
02:20:11,280 --> 02:20:11,760
Now.

3773
02:20:12,940 --> 02:20:13,680
That's that.

3774
02:20:13,880 --> 02:20:14,200
Got.

3775
02:20:14,900 --> 02:20:16,220
Lovely shenanigans there.

3776
02:20:18,300 --> 02:20:19,100
Thank you.

3777
02:20:20,980 --> 02:20:21,620
67.

3778
02:20:21,920 --> 02:20:22,960
Then we can do up this.

3779
02:20:23,120 --> 02:20:25,160
We can tune up a few of these fuckers.

3780
02:20:26,280 --> 02:20:29,040
I'm doing up the Red 9 actually to be honest with you.

3781
02:20:29,240 --> 02:20:29,800
Riot gun.

3782
02:20:29,940 --> 02:20:31,200
That's a great little piece actually.

3783
02:20:31,340 --> 02:20:32,400
Is that old stranger?

3784
02:20:32,640 --> 02:20:33,540
Firepower on it.

3785
02:20:34,400 --> 02:20:36,220
Thank you.

3786
02:20:39,560 --> 02:20:41,560
Da da da.

3787
02:20:41,560 --> 02:20:45,560
Da da da da da da da da da da da da.

3788
02:20:49,560 --> 02:20:51,560
Ba da ba.

3789
02:20:55,060 --> 02:20:57,060
Fucking firepower it up man.

3790
02:20:57,060 --> 02:21:00,560
I don't know, maybe firepower it up on the other stuff.

3791
02:21:02,560 --> 02:21:06,060
24, firing speed, reload speed maybe yeah.

3792
02:21:06,060 --> 02:21:14,060
Ba da da da da da da da da da da.

3793
02:21:14,060 --> 02:21:16,060
Thank you.

3794
02:21:16,060 --> 02:21:18,060
Thank you.

3795
02:21:18,060 --> 02:21:30,060
According to yourself Steven in the press you had 46 or 47% of your blood tube which is consisted of red cells.

3796
02:21:30,060 --> 02:21:32,060
Which is about normal.

3797
02:21:32,060 --> 02:21:36,060
Remember the length of chat that he was going on.

3798
02:21:36,060 --> 02:21:42,060
He lost us all when he went on a ramble.

3799
02:21:42,060 --> 02:21:47,060
He lost us all when he read the riot act.

3800
02:21:47,060 --> 02:21:49,060
Thank you very much to mighty Iger.

3801
02:21:49,060 --> 02:21:55,060
Your kind are generous rip tip her Rura.

3802
02:21:55,060 --> 02:21:57,060
And silver pixie.

3803
02:21:57,060 --> 02:21:58,060
Always a pleasure to see a stream.

3804
02:21:58,060 --> 02:22:00,060
It's always a pleasure to do a little stream.

3805
02:22:00,060 --> 02:22:02,060
And thanks very much for having the dream viewership.

3806
02:22:04,060 --> 02:22:07,060
Wonder if this clown has an eyepiece we can shoot as well.

3807
02:22:07,060 --> 02:22:08,060
No nothing.

3808
02:22:08,060 --> 02:22:12,060
Feel the dream.

3809
02:22:12,060 --> 02:22:13,060
Hanley man.

3810
02:22:13,060 --> 02:22:14,060
Thank you very much.

3811
02:22:14,060 --> 02:22:16,060
You hammered your Hanley.

3812
02:22:16,060 --> 02:22:18,060
Save that there.

3813
02:22:18,060 --> 02:22:21,060
Might just push on Shafae just for a bitting.

3814
02:22:21,060 --> 02:22:24,060
Boom ba boom.

3815
02:22:24,060 --> 02:22:25,060
Ba boom.

3816
02:22:25,060 --> 02:22:26,060
Ba boom.

3817
02:22:26,060 --> 02:22:28,060
Ba boom boom.

3818
02:22:28,060 --> 02:22:35,060
Sorry about this.

3819
02:22:35,060 --> 02:22:37,060
Isn't that volume up?

3820
02:22:37,060 --> 02:22:38,060
You alright?

3821
02:22:38,060 --> 02:22:39,060
I'm fine.

3822
02:22:39,060 --> 02:22:40,060
Leave me alone.

3823
02:22:40,060 --> 02:22:41,060
Ashley wait.

3824
02:22:41,060 --> 02:22:53,060
Computer Chronicles Grims.

3825
02:22:53,060 --> 02:22:54,060
Ashley!

3826
02:22:54,060 --> 02:22:54,060
Ashley!

3827
02:22:54,060 --> 02:22:54,060
Ashley!

3828
02:22:54,060 --> 02:22:58,060
But if there's a NetCafe episode that you might want us to watch.

3829
02:22:58,060 --> 02:23:00,060
Put the name of the episode in the chat.

3830
02:23:00,060 --> 02:23:02,060
Anybody out there and I'll uh.

3831
02:23:02,060 --> 02:23:03,060
Don't worry Ashley.

3832
02:23:03,060 --> 02:23:04,060
I'm coming for ya.

3833
02:23:04,060 --> 02:23:07,060
If we're still on a come down Shafae buzz.

3834
02:23:07,060 --> 02:23:10,060
And we've got the the gall to watch another one.

3835
02:23:10,060 --> 02:23:11,060
We'll watch that one.

3836
02:23:11,060 --> 02:23:12,060
But uh.

3837
02:23:12,060 --> 02:23:17,060
I've already got a Computer Chronicles that I've been wanting to see for quite a while.

3838
02:23:17,060 --> 02:23:18,060
So uh.

3839
02:23:18,060 --> 02:23:24,060
Yeah there are supposed to be Brooklyn Lukey but I.

3840
02:23:24,060 --> 02:23:25,060
They're not.

3841
02:23:25,060 --> 02:23:26,060
They're coming through for me.

3842
02:23:26,060 --> 02:23:29,060
But they're not coming through for ye.

3843
02:23:29,060 --> 02:23:30,060
Good luck.

3844
02:23:30,060 --> 02:23:33,060
And they just say feel the dream.

3845
02:23:33,060 --> 02:23:35,060
But um.

3846
02:23:35,060 --> 02:23:36,060
But um.

3847
02:23:36,060 --> 02:23:41,060
The way in which that is resolved is by getting them to come through on desktop audio.

3848
02:23:41,060 --> 02:23:43,060
Where it doesn't work for me.

3849
02:23:43,060 --> 02:23:44,060
He he he he he he.

3850
02:23:44,060 --> 02:23:45,060
Ah ha look at this idiot.

3851
02:23:45,060 --> 02:23:46,060
Salazar.

3852
02:23:46,060 --> 02:23:47,060
How'd ya?

3853
02:23:47,060 --> 02:23:49,060
We've jacked the line.

3854
02:23:49,060 --> 02:23:54,060
We didn't want you telling everyone any unnecessary information.

3855
02:23:54,060 --> 02:23:55,060
Where's Ashley?

3856
02:23:55,060 --> 02:23:56,060
Ah.

3857
02:23:56,060 --> 02:24:00,060
So she fell into one of our wonderful traps.

3858
02:24:00,060 --> 02:24:02,060
We'll make sure we find her.

3859
02:24:02,060 --> 02:24:04,060
Don't you worry about her.

3860
02:24:04,060 --> 02:24:05,060
Oh yes.

3861
02:24:05,060 --> 02:24:11,060
I let our miserable insects out for some exercise down in the sewer.

3862
02:24:11,060 --> 02:24:12,060
Thanks.

3863
02:24:12,060 --> 02:24:14,060
That should keep me company.

3864
02:24:14,060 --> 02:24:16,060
Cause boredom kills me.

3865
02:24:16,060 --> 02:24:19,060
I look forward to our next encounter.

3866
02:24:19,060 --> 02:24:21,060
In another life.

3867
02:24:21,060 --> 02:24:22,060
Shitbans.

3868
02:24:22,060 --> 02:24:22,060
Shitbans.com.

3869
02:24:22,060 --> 02:24:22,060
Shitbans.com.

3870
02:24:22,060 --> 02:24:22,060
Shitbans.com.

3871
02:24:22,060 --> 02:24:23,060
Shitbans.com.

3872
02:24:23,060 --> 02:24:24,060
Shitbans.com.

3873
02:24:24,060 --> 02:24:26,060
Shitbans.com.

3874
02:24:26,060 --> 02:24:27,060
Shitbans.com.

3875
02:24:27,060 --> 02:24:28,060
Shitbans.com.

3876
02:24:28,060 --> 02:24:31,060
Shitbans.com.

3877
02:24:31,060 --> 02:24:33,060
How did that guy get so powerful?

3878
02:24:33,060 --> 02:24:36,060
That little Napoleonic small child man.

3879
02:24:36,060 --> 02:24:39,060
He needs to be wiped out.

3880
02:24:39,060 --> 02:24:40,060
And fast.

3881
02:24:40,060 --> 02:24:41,060
And fast.

3882
02:24:41,060 --> 02:24:43,060
And I tell you this.

3883
02:24:43,060 --> 02:24:44,060
It's nice now.

3884
02:24:44,060 --> 02:24:45,060
That that girl.

3885
02:24:45,060 --> 02:24:47,060
Has been kidnapped.

3886
02:24:47,060 --> 02:24:48,060
Because I.

3887
02:24:48,060 --> 02:24:49,060
Can be free.

3888
02:24:49,060 --> 02:24:50,060
From having to worry about it.

3889
02:24:50,060 --> 02:24:52,060
Until I get her back.

3890
02:24:52,060 --> 02:24:54,060
I know I'll win her back at some stage.

3891
02:24:54,060 --> 02:24:57,060
It's just nice to not have to be fucking worrying about.

3892
02:24:57,060 --> 02:24:59,060
Putting her in a box.

3893
02:24:59,060 --> 02:25:00,060
Making her stop.

3894
02:25:00,060 --> 02:25:02,060
Making her come to you.

3895
02:25:02,060 --> 02:25:03,060
Making her stop.

3896
02:25:03,060 --> 02:25:04,060
Putting her in a corner.

3897
02:25:04,060 --> 02:25:05,060
Doing this.

3898
02:25:05,060 --> 02:25:06,060
She's.

3899
02:25:06,060 --> 02:25:08,060
A head wrecker.

3900
02:25:10,060 --> 02:25:11,060
That's all I can see.

3901
02:25:13,060 --> 02:25:15,060
How do we get into those little contraptions?

3902
02:25:17,060 --> 02:25:18,060
Thank you very.

3903
02:25:18,060 --> 02:25:19,060
What the fuck.

3904
02:25:19,060 --> 02:25:20,060
Someone's running after me here.

3905
02:25:20,060 --> 02:25:21,060
I can hear some footsteps.

3906
02:25:21,060 --> 02:25:22,060
Gregoski.

3907
02:25:22,060 --> 02:25:23,060
Thank you very much.

3908
02:25:23,060 --> 02:25:24,060
And the merchant of Ennis.

3909
02:25:24,060 --> 02:25:26,060
Thank you very much.

3910
02:25:26,060 --> 02:25:27,060
Gregoski.

3911
02:25:27,060 --> 02:25:28,060
About to start blasting some miserable insects.

3912
02:25:28,060 --> 02:25:29,060
With big red.

3913
02:25:36,060 --> 02:25:37,060
Is that the crack?

3914
02:25:37,060 --> 02:25:38,060
Is this.

3915
02:25:38,060 --> 02:25:40,060
Am I gonna be facing insects now?

3916
02:25:40,060 --> 02:25:41,060
Am I?

3917
02:25:41,060 --> 02:25:54,340
Can't remember if it's insects or is it...

3918
02:25:54,340 --> 02:25:55,260
Rats?

3919
02:25:56,180 --> 02:25:56,700
Ratzinger!

3920
02:25:58,220 --> 02:26:00,780
Did you download the pulp Ratzinger?

3921
02:26:02,900 --> 02:26:04,280
Fucking DLC.

3922
02:26:04,900 --> 02:26:05,500
Mod.

3923
02:26:06,140 --> 02:26:06,680
Oh god.

3924
02:26:07,920 --> 02:26:08,360
Jesus.

3925
02:26:09,060 --> 02:26:09,640
Where's he?

3926
02:26:09,680 --> 02:26:10,240
Where's he gone?

3927
02:26:10,240 --> 02:26:11,240
Oh god.

3928
02:26:15,240 --> 02:26:17,380
I can help.

3929
02:26:19,060 --> 02:26:20,520
Shit myself a bit there.

3930
02:26:21,420 --> 02:26:23,600
I don't know if that would come through.

3931
02:26:25,380 --> 02:26:26,360
Yeah, he shat himself.

3932
02:26:26,480 --> 02:26:30,340
Let's see that again for a real terrifying piece of shitting himself.

3933
02:26:32,480 --> 02:26:32,600
I can help.

3934
02:26:33,460 --> 02:26:34,260
Actually, I was too...

3935
02:26:34,260 --> 02:26:35,460
I caught the replay too late.

3936
02:26:36,860 --> 02:26:38,260
Yeah, you caught that too late.

3937
02:26:38,360 --> 02:26:38,860
Thanks very much.

3938
02:26:38,860 --> 02:26:40,100
I hope you're getting on well.

3939
02:26:40,480 --> 02:26:41,600
And that life is treating you well.

3940
02:26:41,720 --> 02:26:47,860
And thanks very much for giving us a little blast of your instant cream play shenanigans.

3941
02:26:47,860 --> 02:26:56,860
I just need to turn down on the cream play.

3942
02:26:56,860 --> 02:26:58,400
Can you play that cream play again, Tom?

3943
02:26:58,440 --> 02:27:00,060
Make sure it's not fucking playing too loud.

3944
02:27:00,860 --> 02:27:12,860
*Gunshot*

3945
02:27:12,860 --> 02:27:17,860
Good man, good man, good man, good man, good man, good man, good man, good man, good man, good man, good man!

3946
02:27:17,860 --> 02:27:18,860
*Gunshot*

3947
02:27:22,860 --> 02:27:24,860
Where are these fuckers? I can hear them.

3948
02:27:24,860 --> 02:27:26,860
I can't see them.

3949
02:27:26,860 --> 02:27:32,860
*Gunshot*

3950
02:27:32,860 --> 02:27:36,860
I don't know what the fuck is going on here. I don't remember how to see these guys.

3951
02:27:36,860 --> 02:27:41,860
*Gunshot*

3952
02:27:41,860 --> 02:27:42,860
Oh fuck.

3953
02:27:42,860 --> 02:27:46,860
*Gunshot*

3954
02:27:46,860 --> 02:27:48,860
Herb Lenehan.

3955
02:27:48,860 --> 02:27:53,860
*Gunshot*

3956
02:27:53,860 --> 02:27:54,860
Herb Lenehan.

3957
02:27:54,860 --> 02:27:56,860
*Gunshot*

3958
02:27:56,860 --> 02:27:57,860
Scumbags.

3959
02:27:57,860 --> 02:27:58,860
*Gunshot*

3960
02:27:58,860 --> 02:28:00,860
*Gunshot*

3961
02:28:00,860 --> 02:28:01,860
*Gunshot*

3962
02:28:01,860 --> 02:28:02,860
*Gunshot*

3963
02:28:02,860 --> 02:28:03,860
*Gunshot*

3964
02:28:03,860 --> 02:28:04,860
*Gunshot*

3965
02:28:04,860 --> 02:28:05,860
*Gunshot*

3966
02:28:05,860 --> 02:28:06,860
Still alive.

3967
02:28:06,860 --> 02:28:07,860
*Gunshot*

3968
02:28:07,860 --> 02:28:08,860
*Gunshot*

3969
02:28:08,860 --> 02:28:09,860
*Gunshot*

3970
02:28:09,860 --> 02:28:11,860
*Gunshot*

3971
02:28:11,860 --> 02:28:15,860
Sister Ghost thanking you very much for the toast.

3972
02:28:15,860 --> 02:28:18,200
Toast of God.

3973
02:28:20,780 --> 02:28:25,600
I tried so hard and made some toast.

3974
02:28:26,600 --> 02:28:29,660
In the end, I didn't have any butter.

3975
02:28:30,140 --> 02:28:33,800
I had to cry when I ate it dry.

3976
02:28:33,800 --> 02:28:37,460
And in the end, there wasn't any butter.

3977
02:28:40,240 --> 02:28:45,220
I put my toast in you.

3978
02:28:46,220 --> 02:28:49,900
I pushed the button down to three.

3979
02:28:50,560 --> 02:28:57,040
And in the end, it came out, but there was no butter.

3980
02:28:57,740 --> 02:29:01,400
I made some toast for you.

3981
02:29:01,400 --> 02:29:07,000
I put the toaster on to three.

3982
02:29:07,520 --> 02:29:12,400
But in the end, there's only one thing you should know.

3983
02:29:13,680 --> 02:29:17,800
I made some toast and got so far.

3984
02:29:17,960 --> 02:29:20,820
Sorry, it's lost the run of itself, to be honest.

3985
02:29:23,220 --> 02:29:27,440
In the end, there wasn't any lure pack.

3986
02:29:27,900 --> 02:29:33,460
I tried to spread olive oil instead.

3987
02:29:33,860 --> 02:29:36,980
Because in the end, the only thing we had.

3988
02:29:38,980 --> 02:29:42,360
That's just a true story that happened to me there last week.

3989
02:29:42,420 --> 02:29:43,240
Ran out of butter.

3990
02:29:44,140 --> 02:29:46,180
Didn't realize toast was made.

3991
02:29:46,960 --> 02:29:48,720
Put some fucking olive oil on it.

3992
02:29:48,760 --> 02:29:53,780
It was the saddest, most depressing thing I have ever ate in my life.

3993
02:29:57,980 --> 02:30:02,560
TMP for these guys all night long.

3994
02:30:02,660 --> 02:30:04,600
And it wouldn't be Kerrygold in my fridge.

3995
02:30:05,040 --> 02:30:06,320
Because it's too expensive.

3996
02:30:08,900 --> 02:30:18,760
Where's the other fucker?

3997
02:30:25,760 --> 02:30:28,800
There's a ripoff of Kerrygold in Little, though.

3998
02:30:29,180 --> 02:30:30,260
In the little packet.

3999
02:30:30,620 --> 02:30:32,020
The foily packet.

4000
02:30:32,020 --> 02:30:42,980
The cheese that they make.

4001
02:30:43,440 --> 02:30:44,360
Wrath Dara.

4002
02:30:48,300 --> 02:30:49,960
Oh yeah, red nine in the sky.

4003
02:30:50,160 --> 02:30:51,240
And I can't even see him.

4004
02:30:52,620 --> 02:30:55,540
That's what it's all about.

4005
02:30:57,180 --> 02:30:58,820
Got the green eyed goblin.

4006
02:31:03,340 --> 02:31:04,220
Kill Kelly.

4007
02:31:07,800 --> 02:31:08,980
Winford cheese.

4008
02:31:10,020 --> 02:31:10,620
Oh no.

4009
02:31:10,800 --> 02:31:12,120
This poor guy has left a herb.

4010
02:31:13,260 --> 02:31:15,660
Very Resident Evil 2 vibes after this guy.

4011
02:31:16,680 --> 02:31:19,540
Surprised there's not a memo that he hasn't left.

4012
02:31:19,960 --> 02:31:24,940
We can read where he charts his descent into becoming a zombie.

4013
02:31:25,260 --> 02:31:25,980
Day after day.

4014
02:31:25,980 --> 02:31:27,280
Oh.

4015
02:31:30,860 --> 02:31:35,820
There was an incident in a mansion.

4016
02:31:35,820 --> 02:31:37,820
Involving...

4017
02:31:37,820 --> 02:31:38,820
Involving...

4018
02:31:39,600 --> 02:31:41,080
Zombies.

4019
02:31:43,840 --> 02:31:44,180
Oh.

4020
02:31:47,600 --> 02:31:48,360
Hello.

4021
02:31:48,960 --> 02:31:50,120
Get that jazz going.

4022
02:31:50,680 --> 02:31:52,100
Smooth dinner jazz.

4023
02:31:52,680 --> 02:31:54,600
Welcome back to another memo reading.

4024
02:31:55,260 --> 02:31:55,780
With me.

4025
02:31:56,540 --> 02:31:58,320
The realist of the MCs.

4026
02:32:00,120 --> 02:32:00,800
JBP.

4027
02:32:02,240 --> 02:32:03,320
Lewis Memo.

4028
02:32:04,320 --> 02:32:05,640
Page one of ten.

4029
02:32:05,640 --> 02:32:07,480
It's gonna be a long one.

4030
02:32:08,200 --> 02:32:08,760
Sit back.

4031
02:32:08,840 --> 02:32:09,260
Relax.

4032
02:32:09,780 --> 02:32:10,000
Tss.

4033
02:32:10,580 --> 02:32:11,740
Pull out your sacks.

4034
02:32:12,900 --> 02:32:18,600
There are some parasites on the prairie that have the ability to control their hosts.

4035
02:32:19,500 --> 02:32:24,300
Basic knowledge amongst biologists, but not much is known how the parasites do it.

4036
02:32:25,420 --> 02:32:31,140
Studying these parasites specifically might reveal some clues as to how the powers of the

4037
02:32:31,140 --> 02:32:37,300
Las Plagas work and perhaps provide more insight on the victims of the Las Plagas.

4038
02:32:37,300 --> 02:32:39,040
The Las Ganados.

4039
02:32:40,040 --> 02:32:46,200
Here is a list of some parasites that have the ability to manipulate the behavioral patterns

4040
02:32:46,200 --> 02:32:47,200
of their host.

4041
02:32:47,200 --> 02:32:47,200
The parasites of their host.

4042
02:32:47,200 --> 02:32:48,200
The parasites of their host.

4043
02:32:48,200 --> 02:32:50,880
Woke, moralistic hosts that they are.

4044
02:32:50,880 --> 02:32:53,040
The Decrocleum.

4045
02:32:53,040 --> 02:33:00,740
Once the larvae of the parasite migrates to the esophagus, it alters the behavior of the ant.

4046
02:33:01,940 --> 02:33:08,460
When the temperature drops in the evening, the infected ant climbs to the top of a plant

4047
02:33:08,460 --> 02:33:12,620
and clamps onto a leaf using its mandible.

4048
02:33:12,620 --> 02:33:18,780
It stays there immobile until the next morning.

4049
02:33:19,360 --> 02:33:21,600
Michal, thank you very much for the tip.

4050
02:33:23,020 --> 02:33:28,400
Placing the ant where it's most vulnerable to be eaten by a browsing herbivore.

4051
02:33:28,940 --> 02:33:29,820
Such as sheep!

4052
02:33:30,900 --> 02:33:39,900
One could conclude that the parasite is manipulating the host's behavior to make its way into the body of its definitive host.

4053
02:33:41,480 --> 02:33:42,840
Galactosamon.

4054
02:33:43,620 --> 02:33:45,040
Galactosomum.

4055
02:33:46,080 --> 02:33:47,220
Galactosomum.

4056
02:33:48,260 --> 02:33:55,760
The larvae of this parasite makes its home inside the brain of a fish such as the yellowtailed parrot bass.

4057
02:33:56,320 --> 02:33:57,260
Parrot bass.

4058
02:33:57,820 --> 02:33:58,760
Parrot bass.

4059
02:33:59,260 --> 02:34:00,220
Parrot bass.

4060
02:34:00,220 --> 02:34:06,600
Once infected, the fish make their way up the water's surface like the humble salmon,

4061
02:34:07,460 --> 02:34:10,800
where they'll swim until eaten by seabirds.

4062
02:34:11,700 --> 02:34:21,120
Once again, woke moralists, this peculiar behavior can only be explained by the parasite's desire

4063
02:34:21,120 --> 02:34:25,560
to get into the bodies of the woke moralistic seabirds.

4064
02:34:28,500 --> 02:34:29,700
Leucochloridium.

4065
02:34:29,700 --> 02:34:35,500
Like cryptosporidium in the Irish water scheme of the West,

4066
02:34:36,080 --> 02:34:40,400
this parasite's spurocysts develop in the snail's testicles.

4067
02:34:40,400 --> 02:34:42,100
I beg your pardon, tentacles.

4068
02:34:42,100 --> 02:34:53,660
The woke moralistic sparocysts are vivid in color and pulsate continually, like a big fat sack of moralistic pulsation.

4069
02:34:54,200 --> 02:34:55,560
Somewhat like a worm.

4070
02:34:57,780 --> 02:35:08,980
surprisingly, the infected snail makes its way to the top of the plant where it is more visible to the eyes of birds, and therefore more likely to be eaten.

4071
02:35:09,860 --> 02:35:16,900
Once eaten by a bird, the parasite will complete its metamorphosis into an adult.

4072
02:35:19,660 --> 02:35:20,460
Fuck you woke moralists!

4073
02:35:20,460 --> 02:35:20,960
Fuck you woke moralists!

4074
02:35:22,960 --> 02:35:26,540
Thanks very much for that, J to the B, baby!

4075
02:35:27,380 --> 02:35:29,180
The realists, the real MCs!

4076
02:35:29,760 --> 02:35:34,100
And quite a great bit of analysis as well thrown in there, and biological know-how.

4077
02:35:34,180 --> 02:35:40,980
You'd need to know a thing or two about a thing or two about biology there, to really grasp all that claptrap talk that was going on.

4078
02:35:41,280 --> 02:35:42,160
Too rusted to open.

4079
02:35:43,600 --> 02:35:44,620
Thank you very much for the tip.

4080
02:35:44,660 --> 02:35:47,060
Howie Francis, me and the girlfriend are celebrating three years together.

4081
02:35:47,480 --> 02:35:48,800
She'd love a message from you.

4082
02:35:48,960 --> 02:35:50,260
Bless you, Mr. Viper.

4083
02:35:50,740 --> 02:35:51,840
Well, how are you, girlfriend?

4084
02:35:52,260 --> 02:35:52,940
What's the story?

4085
02:35:54,700 --> 02:35:58,200
Michal loves you, and that's why he didn't even bother to give you his...

4086
02:35:58,200 --> 02:36:00,660
Give me your name in the chat to read out.

4087
02:36:00,900 --> 02:36:03,040
You will forever be referred to in this...

4088
02:36:03,040 --> 02:36:05,280
This, uh, well-wished message as...

4089
02:36:06,480 --> 02:36:07,080
The girlfriend.

4090
02:36:07,860 --> 02:36:08,900
Hope you're doing well.

4091
02:36:09,620 --> 02:36:10,660
And you're a great girlfriend.

4092
02:36:10,660 --> 02:36:13,620
And I dedicate this butterfly lamp to you.

4093
02:36:14,980 --> 02:36:16,340
Here's to the next three years.

4094
02:36:16,780 --> 02:36:17,640
Times ten.

4095
02:36:18,160 --> 02:36:19,220
That's sixty years.

4096
02:36:20,580 --> 02:36:23,440
You best fuckin' have your shit sorted.

4097
02:36:23,920 --> 02:36:24,560
All the best.

4098
02:36:27,200 --> 02:36:28,940
Bit of a shit message there.

4099
02:36:28,980 --> 02:36:31,280
I just want to say best of luck to the couple there.

4100
02:36:31,520 --> 02:36:32,460
Hope you're doing well.

4101
02:36:33,360 --> 02:36:37,000
And, uh, Francis, not the best when it comes to will-wishing and messages and all.

4102
02:36:37,040 --> 02:36:37,640
And look at that!

4103
02:36:37,840 --> 02:36:39,380
A lovely valve handle.

4104
02:36:39,520 --> 02:36:40,240
A drainage valve.

4105
02:36:40,240 --> 02:36:42,140
Looks like you're gonna drain the water.

4106
02:36:43,280 --> 02:36:44,500
Yeah, doing it

4107
02:36:44,500 --> 02:36:46,540
the way it was meant to be done

4108
02:36:46,540 --> 02:36:47,920
since

4109
02:36:47,920 --> 02:36:50,100
1962.

4110
02:36:52,560 --> 02:36:53,920
Was that when it was made, was it?

4111
02:36:54,860 --> 02:36:56,560
Couldn't tell you, Tom. Looks like it was made

4112
02:36:56,560 --> 02:36:58,560
around then. The state of this

4113
02:36:58,560 --> 02:37:00,260
contraption here looks like kind of

4114
02:37:00,260 --> 02:37:01,680
60s, 70s sort of stuff.

4115
02:37:03,460 --> 02:37:04,300
Pump valve.

4116
02:37:04,600 --> 02:37:06,260
Pump valve. Pump valve.

4117
02:37:06,260 --> 02:37:08,260
Pump valve.

4118
02:37:12,300 --> 02:37:13,300
Fuck.

4119
02:37:20,840 --> 02:37:22,840
Where is this guy? Oh, fuck.

4120
02:37:24,060 --> 02:37:26,060
Hopefully he's not gonna- Oh yeah.

4121
02:37:26,060 --> 02:37:28,060
Red knight him.

4122
02:37:28,060 --> 02:37:39,700
Somebody there just saying that you got the

4123
02:37:39,700 --> 02:37:41,680
mathematics wrong there when you were wishing them

4124
02:37:41,680 --> 02:37:43,620
for 60 years. You actually wish them

4125
02:37:43,620 --> 02:37:45,100
three by train, which is only 30.

4126
02:37:45,100 --> 02:37:45,240
Okay.

4127
02:37:48,100 --> 02:37:49,380
Apologies there, guys.

4128
02:37:49,740 --> 02:37:51,780
I actually, in my mind,

4129
02:37:51,960 --> 02:37:53,760
wanted to wish you 60 years.

4130
02:37:56,320 --> 02:37:58,460
But, uh, I did the sums and only got

4131
02:37:58,460 --> 02:37:59,820
30, so the well wishes

4132
02:37:59,820 --> 02:38:02,040
only extend to 30.

4133
02:38:02,860 --> 02:38:04,420
After that, you're gonna have to get in touch,

4134
02:38:04,500 --> 02:38:06,200
maybe send in a tip in 30 years' time.

4135
02:38:07,200 --> 02:38:08,320
And, uh, we'll renew

4136
02:38:08,320 --> 02:38:10,280
the fucking well wishes then. But best of luck,

4137
02:38:10,360 --> 02:38:10,620
lads.

4138
02:38:12,660 --> 02:38:13,460
All the best.

4139
02:38:13,840 --> 02:38:16,260
Did I not say three- three plus three

4140
02:38:16,260 --> 02:38:16,480
byte?

4141
02:38:16,840 --> 02:38:18,680
Yeah, did I say three plus three byte?

4142
02:38:18,780 --> 02:38:20,520
No, I did. I only said- forget it.

4143
02:38:21,000 --> 02:38:22,460
Look, we've a lot- we've a lot

4144
02:38:22,460 --> 02:38:23,460
on the plate at the moment.

4145
02:38:23,860 --> 02:38:25,380
And if you've any- if anyone's

4146
02:38:25,380 --> 02:38:26,640
disagreeing with that,

4147
02:38:27,380 --> 02:38:28,480
call Bill Tarmy, yeah?

4148
02:38:28,680 --> 02:38:30,000
He'll fucking tell you all about it.

4149
02:38:30,360 --> 02:38:31,620
Because my bloods were taken

4150
02:38:31,620 --> 02:38:32,360
and they're grand.

4151
02:38:34,260 --> 02:38:34,840
Oh, fuck.

4152
02:38:36,100 --> 02:38:36,940
Blood tube.

4153
02:38:37,680 --> 02:38:38,660
In your tubes.

4154
02:38:39,620 --> 02:38:41,000
I'm getting the tubes done.

4155
02:38:49,320 --> 02:38:50,300
farm these lads.

4156
02:38:50,500 --> 02:38:52,320
Really, for the butterfly lamp, is it?

4157
02:38:53,560 --> 02:38:54,340
Fuck, nice.

4158
02:38:55,320 --> 02:38:55,720
So,

4159
02:38:55,920 --> 02:38:57,680
let's have a little look here

4160
02:38:57,680 --> 02:38:58,460
and see

4161
02:38:58,460 --> 02:38:59,620
what we've got.

4162
02:38:59,680 --> 02:39:00,420
Keys and treasures.

4163
02:39:00,640 --> 02:39:01,100
We'll combine.

4164
02:39:01,340 --> 02:39:02,340
We've still got-

4165
02:39:02,340 --> 02:39:02,840
Wow.

4166
02:39:03,800 --> 02:39:04,720
We've still got

4167
02:39:04,720 --> 02:39:06,420
a spinal to put in the beer-

4168
02:39:06,420 --> 02:39:08,280
Beer stein.

4169
02:39:12,360 --> 02:39:12,800
Oh.

4170
02:39:14,100 --> 02:39:15,420
That's not- that's not working.

4171
02:39:15,580 --> 02:39:16,360
That's not going on.

4172
02:39:16,920 --> 02:39:18,020
Let's have a look here.

4173
02:39:20,140 --> 02:39:20,880
So then-

4174
02:39:20,880 --> 02:39:32,220
Come by.

4175
02:39:37,880 --> 02:39:38,240
Okay.

4176
02:39:38,760 --> 02:39:39,940
This is exciting stuff.

4177
02:39:40,280 --> 02:39:40,920
Let's have a look here

4178
02:39:40,920 --> 02:39:41,700
and see what we've got

4179
02:39:41,700 --> 02:39:42,940
in this, uh, yoke.

4180
02:39:44,860 --> 02:39:45,220
One.

4181
02:39:45,520 --> 02:39:45,880
Two.

4182
02:39:46,880 --> 02:39:47,820
We've only one left.

4183
02:39:47,880 --> 02:39:48,620
We need a different colour

4184
02:39:48,620 --> 02:39:49,320
for each one of them.

4185
02:39:51,440 --> 02:39:52,520
Uh, right.

4186
02:39:52,580 --> 02:39:53,560
Let's see what time it is.

4187
02:39:53,600 --> 02:39:54,040
Ten past.

4188
02:39:54,180 --> 02:39:55,100
We'll get to the next

4189
02:39:55,100 --> 02:39:57,180
sizzle point.

4190
02:39:57,560 --> 02:39:58,120
And then we're-

4191
02:39:58,120 --> 02:39:59,160
we're going deep down

4192
02:39:59,160 --> 02:40:01,040
into the realm

4193
02:40:01,040 --> 02:40:01,920
of the C-crons.

4194
02:40:02,680 --> 02:40:03,280
With the man.

4195
02:40:04,260 --> 02:40:04,720
The chef.

4196
02:40:04,860 --> 02:40:05,840
Liquid chefes.

4197
02:40:06,060 --> 02:40:06,800
Liquid swords.

4198
02:40:12,200 --> 02:40:12,920
Fucking-

4199
02:40:12,920 --> 02:40:14,100
Smack a herb

4200
02:40:14,100 --> 02:40:15,060
into ourselves first.

4201
02:40:19,460 --> 02:40:20,480
Got not another

4202
02:40:20,480 --> 02:40:21,420
fucking prick.

4203
02:40:21,420 --> 02:40:28,060
Oh.

4204
02:40:34,060 --> 02:40:34,960
Really nice.

4205
02:40:35,160 --> 02:40:36,260
Really sweet

4206
02:40:36,260 --> 02:40:36,860
and nice

4207
02:40:36,860 --> 02:40:37,500
that is.

4208
02:40:40,200 --> 02:40:41,120
There's a spinal

4209
02:40:41,120 --> 02:40:41,900
down on the ground

4210
02:40:41,900 --> 02:40:42,460
here as well.

4211
02:40:42,800 --> 02:40:43,260
Spinal-

4212
02:40:43,260 --> 02:40:43,980
or a blue velvet.

4213
02:40:46,320 --> 02:40:47,160
Velvet blue.

4214
02:40:48,160 --> 02:40:49,500
How do you do?

4215
02:40:49,500 --> 02:40:50,020
Boom.

4216
02:41:02,500 --> 02:41:02,940
Boom.

4217
02:41:02,940 --> 02:41:02,980
Boom.

4218
02:41:02,980 --> 02:41:02,980
Boom.

4219
02:41:02,980 --> 02:41:02,980
Boom.

4220
02:41:02,980 --> 02:41:03,200
Boom.

4221
02:41:04,700 --> 02:41:05,880
This is a mad

4222
02:41:05,880 --> 02:41:06,680
little setup here.

4223
02:41:06,760 --> 02:41:07,820
Who invented this?

4224
02:41:08,260 --> 02:41:09,160
Who did they get

4225
02:41:09,160 --> 02:41:09,840
to build it?

4226
02:41:10,260 --> 02:41:11,200
How much did they

4227
02:41:11,200 --> 02:41:12,060
charge for it?

4228
02:41:12,920 --> 02:41:13,740
Did they come up

4229
02:41:13,740 --> 02:41:14,480
with it themselves?

4230
02:41:15,220 --> 02:41:16,200
And what's keeping

4231
02:41:16,200 --> 02:41:16,520
it going?

4232
02:41:16,620 --> 02:41:17,280
What's running it?

4233
02:41:17,280 --> 02:41:21,720
Oh no!

4234
02:41:28,260 --> 02:41:29,100
Absolute fuck up

4235
02:41:29,100 --> 02:41:29,940
there from Francis.

4236
02:41:30,080 --> 02:41:30,980
It's been too long

4237
02:41:30,980 --> 02:41:31,580
looking at it.

4238
02:41:31,720 --> 02:41:32,040
And then

4239
02:41:32,040 --> 02:41:33,340
one, two, three.

4240
02:41:35,720 --> 02:41:36,080
Splatterhouse

4241
02:41:36,080 --> 02:41:37,300
for the Mega Drive.

4242
02:41:37,640 --> 02:41:38,000
Good luck.

4243
02:41:39,760 --> 02:41:40,960
I think I just need

4244
02:41:40,960 --> 02:41:41,800
to get to a

4245
02:41:41,800 --> 02:41:43,200
sliced pan.

4246
02:41:43,340 --> 02:41:43,960
Somebody says there.

4247
02:41:44,200 --> 02:41:45,100
Brooklyn Luke said

4248
02:41:45,100 --> 02:41:46,380
it's a sliced pan.

4249
02:41:47,140 --> 02:41:47,600
Jeannie Max.

4250
02:41:47,680 --> 02:41:48,180
I thought I had

4251
02:41:48,180 --> 02:41:49,120
the name in there.

4252
02:41:49,180 --> 02:41:49,500
Silly me.

4253
02:41:49,580 --> 02:41:50,200
Her name is Molly.

4254
02:41:50,360 --> 02:41:51,240
Fierce slip up

4255
02:41:51,240 --> 02:41:51,780
on my part.

4256
02:41:51,900 --> 02:41:52,540
Big shout out

4257
02:41:52,540 --> 02:41:53,200
to Michal and Molly.

4258
02:41:53,320 --> 02:41:54,140
Hope you're getting on well.

4259
02:41:54,620 --> 02:41:55,540
That wasn't me actually

4260
02:41:55,540 --> 02:41:56,260
angling for your

4261
02:41:56,260 --> 02:41:57,280
girlfriend's name.

4262
02:41:57,520 --> 02:41:58,380
Some kind of sick

4263
02:41:58,380 --> 02:41:59,760
twisted stream tip

4264
02:41:59,760 --> 02:42:00,480
shout out.

4265
02:42:00,820 --> 02:42:02,040
I just thought I'd make

4266
02:42:02,040 --> 02:42:03,820
a fucking funny point

4267
02:42:03,820 --> 02:42:05,160
of saying big shout out

4268
02:42:05,160 --> 02:42:06,520
to Michal and the girlfriend.

4269
02:42:07,320 --> 02:42:08,880
Anyway, big shout out

4270
02:42:08,880 --> 02:42:09,340
to you both.

4271
02:42:09,440 --> 02:42:09,980
Two Ms.

4272
02:42:10,180 --> 02:42:10,700
Eminem.

4273
02:42:11,000 --> 02:42:11,680
Great rapper.

4274
02:42:12,640 --> 02:42:13,480
Oh no!

4275
02:42:20,240 --> 02:42:21,460
Another fuck up there

4276
02:42:21,460 --> 02:42:22,080
from Francis.

4277
02:42:22,300 --> 02:42:23,500
Talking too much shite

4278
02:42:23,500 --> 02:42:24,880
and letting it all

4279
02:42:24,880 --> 02:42:25,580
get to his head.

4280
02:42:25,960 --> 02:42:27,180
Success get to his head

4281
02:42:27,180 --> 02:42:28,060
from getting so far.

4282
02:42:28,600 --> 02:42:29,740
And then boom.

4283
02:42:29,900 --> 02:42:30,500
Jumps into it.

4284
02:42:30,860 --> 02:42:31,640
Like a...

4285
02:42:31,640 --> 02:42:32,820
I'm glad that

4286
02:42:32,820 --> 02:42:33,840
it came back to me there

4287
02:42:33,840 --> 02:42:34,640
Tom because I don't

4288
02:42:34,640 --> 02:42:35,700
want to know what you

4289
02:42:35,700 --> 02:42:37,100
were going to call me

4290
02:42:37,100 --> 02:42:37,580
there at the end.

4291
02:42:37,640 --> 02:42:38,480
I'm getting very...

4292
02:42:38,480 --> 02:42:39,240
Getting a bit of sweat

4293
02:42:39,240 --> 02:42:39,700
there now.

4294
02:42:40,460 --> 02:42:41,300
A bit Hananistic.

4295
02:42:42,640 --> 02:42:43,540
I believe there's a

4296
02:42:43,540 --> 02:42:44,420
typewriter at the end

4297
02:42:44,420 --> 02:42:45,220
of this chaos.

4298
02:42:46,840 --> 02:42:48,560
And we can all save that

4299
02:42:48,560 --> 02:42:49,620
and watch a bit of stew

4300
02:42:49,620 --> 02:42:50,660
and it will be great.

4301
02:42:51,940 --> 02:42:52,200
Fuck.

4302
02:42:55,680 --> 02:42:56,960
And this one is where

4303
02:42:56,960 --> 02:42:58,600
it really gets

4304
02:42:58,600 --> 02:43:00,680
tough now

4305
02:43:00,680 --> 02:43:01,460
because you need to...

4306
02:43:01,460 --> 02:43:02,540
You need to go through

4307
02:43:02,540 --> 02:43:03,340
the fucking two of them.

4308
02:43:06,280 --> 02:43:07,000
There we go.

4309
02:43:07,540 --> 02:43:08,260
That's nice.

4310
02:43:15,260 --> 02:43:16,140
Anything back there?

4311
02:43:16,300 --> 02:43:16,580
Nothing.

4312
02:43:20,020 --> 02:43:21,000
Is there a boss?

4313
02:43:21,500 --> 02:43:21,720
Up here.

4314
02:43:21,820 --> 02:43:22,640
Someone says boss man.

4315
02:43:26,140 --> 02:43:26,860
Thanks very much

4316
02:43:26,860 --> 02:43:27,360
Schlugwaffe.

4317
02:43:27,500 --> 02:43:28,820
Shout out to Martin...

4318
02:43:28,820 --> 02:43:29,940
Marvin Branagh.

4319
02:43:30,020 --> 02:43:33,340
And his awful voice acting.

4320
02:43:33,860 --> 02:43:34,340
Oh, fuck.

4321
02:43:48,340 --> 02:43:50,000
Would you not just grenade them?

4322
02:43:50,600 --> 02:43:51,540
Should we just grenade them?

4323
02:43:54,420 --> 02:43:55,400
Fucking grenade them.

4324
02:43:57,960 --> 02:44:00,440
Bit concerned now the way I haven't reloaded any of these.

4325
02:44:03,860 --> 02:44:05,920
Should I grenade them or should I just...

4326
02:44:05,920 --> 02:44:06,220
Oh.

4327
02:44:07,020 --> 02:44:07,240
Aye.

4328
02:44:07,420 --> 02:44:07,860
Iniesta.

4329
02:44:08,860 --> 02:44:09,300
Fuck.

4330
02:44:10,340 --> 02:44:11,700
Why didn't I throw the grenade?

4331
02:44:12,360 --> 02:44:13,120
I reloaded.

4332
02:44:13,160 --> 02:44:14,000
They heard the reload.

4333
02:44:18,000 --> 02:44:19,700
I fucked it up.

4334
02:44:22,760 --> 02:44:23,200
Hmm.

4335
02:44:25,900 --> 02:44:28,760
One aid is all it takes.

4336
02:44:29,080 --> 02:44:30,360
Take my breath away.

4337
02:44:31,860 --> 02:44:34,040
I'm not going to bother with it now because they've ran away.

4338
02:44:35,260 --> 02:44:37,460
Go killo, go killo, go killo.

4339
02:44:38,100 --> 02:44:40,380
Go killo, go killo, go killo.

4340
02:44:41,320 --> 02:44:41,640
Haha.

4341
02:44:42,020 --> 02:44:45,060
One of them got trapped and they didn't even come back to get him.

4342
02:44:45,160 --> 02:44:48,120
They've no concern for their fellow man.

4343
02:44:48,400 --> 02:44:49,000
Their brethren.

4344
02:44:49,520 --> 02:44:50,160
Should I say.

4345
02:44:50,860 --> 02:44:52,240
It's like let them die.

4346
02:44:53,560 --> 02:44:54,420
They don't care.

4347
02:44:55,040 --> 02:44:57,000
And now we can take that lad's head off.

4348
02:44:57,520 --> 02:44:58,220
I believe.

4349
02:44:58,220 --> 02:44:58,280
I believe.

4350
02:44:58,280 --> 02:45:26,460
Take this guy out leisurely.

4351
02:45:26,460 --> 02:45:27,660
Leisure land complex.

4352
02:45:28,980 --> 02:45:29,760
Salt Hill.

4353
02:45:30,420 --> 02:45:31,000
It's all the way.

4354
02:45:31,880 --> 02:45:32,360
No, he's gone.

4355
02:45:32,800 --> 02:45:33,720
He's gone away.

4356
02:45:41,040 --> 02:45:42,400
Lovely ruby crown.

4357
02:45:42,560 --> 02:45:43,900
Lovely elegant mask.

4358
02:45:44,000 --> 02:45:46,520
And we can fit a few fucking jewels in that as well.

4359
02:45:47,660 --> 02:45:48,340
Jewels Holland.

4360
02:45:48,440 --> 02:45:48,840
Are you there?

4361
02:45:50,840 --> 02:45:53,360
You fucking wine in a mask.

4362
02:45:53,360 --> 02:45:55,660
You're not jewels.

4363
02:45:55,800 --> 02:45:56,640
It's Johnny Depp.

4364
02:45:56,720 --> 02:45:57,720
You fucking scumbag.

4365
02:45:57,800 --> 02:45:59,140
What have you done with jewels?

4366
02:46:00,100 --> 02:46:03,240
Give me a big fat glass of cabaret.

4367
02:46:03,240 --> 02:46:05,740
Savignon block.

4368
02:46:06,000 --> 02:46:08,660
You fucking Aquamon.

4369
02:46:10,300 --> 02:46:11,380
All the best, Johnny.

4370
02:46:11,680 --> 02:46:12,500
And listen, men.

4371
02:46:12,840 --> 02:46:14,320
Get well soon, okay?

4372
02:46:14,320 --> 02:46:17,060
We're scared for you, Johnny.

4373
02:46:17,420 --> 02:46:18,660
We're scared for you, men.

4374
02:46:18,660 --> 02:46:24,080
You look like my friend from Zimbabwe.

4375
02:46:25,040 --> 02:46:27,820
You fucking piece of shit.

4376
02:46:29,360 --> 02:46:29,960
Cunt.

4377
02:46:30,460 --> 02:46:31,680
There's no need for that.

4378
02:46:33,320 --> 02:46:35,200
We might actually have...

4379
02:46:35,200 --> 02:46:40,280
I'm really upset, actually, we don't have fucking Jules Holland on the buzz because he's a good guy.

4380
02:46:40,900 --> 02:46:44,200
He's a honky-tonk playing, piano man slaying.

4381
02:46:44,680 --> 02:46:47,780
He loves to do that sweet, sweet little bit of boogie-woogie jazz piano.

4382
02:46:48,140 --> 02:46:48,720
He's a good guy.

4383
02:46:49,240 --> 02:46:49,920
He's a small man.

4384
02:46:52,160 --> 02:46:53,020
And we love him.

4385
02:46:53,520 --> 02:46:54,120
We really do.

4386
02:46:54,700 --> 02:47:01,460
And as we come up to a typewriter, which ends this foray, sojourn, should I say, into Castlebar.

4387
02:47:02,660 --> 02:47:10,640
And we're still on for one of the best-looking mother-truckin' speedruns known to man this side of the Atlantic Ocean.

4388
02:47:11,920 --> 02:47:14,740
And look, I just can't believe it.

4389
02:47:15,700 --> 02:47:17,580
It's just unbelievable, Tom.

4390
02:47:17,960 --> 02:47:21,620
Have we anything at all to say there?

4391
02:47:22,820 --> 02:47:28,280
I want to get the instant cream play going and see that tip came through from Anaconda GZ in the easy.

4392
02:47:28,440 --> 02:47:29,620
We've danced for Twizy.

4393
02:47:30,040 --> 02:47:30,860
Crazy bit of bee's knees.

4394
02:47:31,580 --> 02:47:32,860
It's just unbelievable, Tom.

4395
02:47:33,080 --> 02:47:36,380
Crazy bit of bee's knees business there.

4396
02:47:36,540 --> 02:47:38,380
Thank you very, very much, Anaconda GZ.

4397
02:47:38,540 --> 02:47:42,840
And none other than Arse Mangler with the three-year-old tip there who says,

4398
02:47:43,080 --> 02:47:47,640
I mangle arses in 4K HD TV.

4399
02:47:48,000 --> 02:47:48,800
You're wrong, actually.

4400
02:47:48,880 --> 02:47:51,900
You're actually mangling arses in 4K UHD.

4401
02:47:52,520 --> 02:47:53,320
Ultra HD.

4402
02:47:53,980 --> 02:47:54,660
UHD.

4403
02:47:55,460 --> 02:47:56,820
HD for ye.

4404
02:47:59,960 --> 02:48:01,760
Peace Pro says power sharing.

4405
02:48:02,360 --> 02:48:02,800
Storming.

4406
02:48:02,800 --> 02:48:11,900
assembly right okay we'll move on now to uh liquid shafey let me just uh change screens there so we

4407
02:48:11,900 --> 02:48:19,620
can get shafey up on the the yokama bob see if we can put that there i think we have a lovely little

4408
02:48:19,620 --> 02:48:27,340
computer chronicles scenario as well let's see if we can put that on the screen uh boom boom

4409
02:48:27,340 --> 02:48:46,480
johnny stormant oh boom ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba computer chronicles time to watch some shit

4410
02:48:46,480 --> 02:48:54,900
of fey and wind down let's have some water before we go downtown

4411
02:48:54,900 --> 02:49:03,340
beautiful bit of business and a nice little situation in castle bear for the evening

4412
02:49:03,340 --> 02:49:07,780
quality just having a bit of water myself there where you can hear the plastic bottle

4413
02:49:07,780 --> 02:49:11,100
and thanks to everybody who's tuned in i was just gonna take it easy

4414
02:49:11,100 --> 02:49:18,360
and uh fall asleep to a bit of uh shafey but i'm not sure whether enough friends is in the mood for

4415
02:49:18,360 --> 02:49:25,340
sleeping it usually gets a little bit uh of energy out of this don't you really do i'm actually

4416
02:49:25,340 --> 02:49:30,680
thinking this could be the fucking death of me to be honest because it does give me a liquid boost

4417
02:49:30,680 --> 02:49:41,260
whenever i hear the uh the intro tune to uh computer chronicles it just really sends me into a fucking maelstrom

4418
02:49:41,260 --> 02:49:51,200
of uh excitement have a look there computer chronicles best of comdex is the ep name let's make sure the uh

4419
02:49:51,200 --> 02:49:58,360
the bleeding volume on that isn't too much because if it is it could blow us into next monday

4420
02:49:58,360 --> 02:50:01,440
put that there first like that

4421
02:50:01,440 --> 02:50:05,640
maybe there and then we can go full screen

4422
02:50:05,640 --> 02:50:08,000
in a bit

4423
02:50:08,000 --> 02:50:12,180
exit resident evil here

4424
02:50:12,180 --> 02:50:18,760
retry i saved it i definitely saved it okay and now i can exit

4425
02:50:18,760 --> 02:50:22,060
turn to main menu

4426
02:50:22,060 --> 02:50:24,340
come on

4427
02:50:24,340 --> 02:50:31,520
quit that

4428
02:50:31,520 --> 02:50:33,560
good

4429
02:50:33,560 --> 02:50:36,860
that's good

4430
02:50:36,860 --> 02:50:36,900
that's good

4431
02:50:36,900 --> 02:50:44,400
and i wonder tom do you have the uh computer chronicles on your screen as well let's see

4432
02:50:44,400 --> 02:50:48,780
i don't you need to sort that out

4433
02:50:48,780 --> 02:50:51,380
get that going

4434
02:50:51,380 --> 02:50:53,960
okay up

4435
02:50:53,960 --> 02:51:07,120
beautiful

4436
02:51:07,120 --> 02:51:07,160
beautiful

4437
02:51:07,160 --> 02:51:12,380
that's great we did the scene switch

4438
02:51:12,380 --> 02:51:16,300
now have we got what it takes

4439
02:51:16,300 --> 02:51:18,420
i'm not sure

4440
02:51:18,420 --> 02:51:19,480
let's see

4441
02:51:19,480 --> 02:51:21,460
i might actually fuck off

4442
02:51:21,460 --> 02:51:24,180
for a bit i'm not sure if i'm asked about this technological shit

4443
02:51:24,180 --> 02:51:28,800
thank you very much there ass tenacity i hope you're doing well i hope you're having an absolute

4444
02:51:28,800 --> 02:51:31,340
ken clister of uh speed run

4445
02:51:31,340 --> 02:51:36,640
lay waste to the kids i will look i'm done at the moment but we'll get back to that in a bit

4446
02:51:36,640 --> 02:51:42,160
hopefully you're getting on well out there and uh let's uh stick liquid chaffee on the man with the plan

4447
02:51:42,160 --> 02:51:44,200
he is none other

4448
02:51:44,200 --> 02:51:46,060
than stew baby

4449
02:51:46,060 --> 02:51:49,340
the stew banger the chef man

4450
02:51:49,340 --> 02:51:59,000
oh we haven't the audio coming through

4451
02:51:59,000 --> 02:52:10,380
now that should come through let's see

4452
02:52:10,380 --> 02:52:39,740
nice it's for my audio need to turn the volume of that up yeah we're gonna get that we're gonna get that in full effect because we don't

4453
02:52:39,740 --> 02:52:43,980
sorry about that that's the level that's the level we wanted at

4454
02:52:43,980 --> 02:52:52,180
four three two best of comdex 1999

4455
02:52:52,180 --> 02:53:10,740
This week on the Computer Chronicles, the best of Comdex.

4456
02:53:10,740 --> 02:53:17,220
We'll show you the new generation of internet PCs like Compaq's iPaq, and Amazon's web companion.

4457
02:53:17,220 --> 02:53:33,220
Did we see this last week?

4458
02:53:37,220 --> 02:53:40,580
The best of Comdex.

4459
02:53:40,580 --> 02:53:42,600
Did we see this last week? We didn't, did we?

4460
02:53:43,820 --> 02:53:48,160
I think I might have just watched the initial few moments of it whilst previewing.

4461
02:53:49,900 --> 02:53:50,520
Okay, great stuff.

4462
02:53:50,520 --> 02:53:52,980
Comdex, coming up next on the Computer Chronicles.

4463
02:53:53,880 --> 02:53:56,240
Computer Chronicles is brought to you in association.

4464
02:53:56,480 --> 02:53:58,680
Computer Chronicles is brought to you by BigStar.com.

4465
02:53:59,180 --> 02:53:59,520
Big Star.

4466
02:53:59,520 --> 02:54:00,520
There.

4467
02:54:00,520 --> 02:54:01,960
...of videos and DVDs for the whole family.

4468
02:54:07,720 --> 02:54:11,520
Additional support by TechWeb for up-to-the-minute technology news.

4469
02:54:13,080 --> 02:54:21,720
And by TVA, Television Associates, bridging the worlds of computers and video with DVD authoring and MPEG encoding services.

4470
02:54:21,720 --> 02:54:32,820
Liquid movement from Stu as he moves to the desk.

4471
02:54:32,880 --> 02:54:33,340
Look at this.

4472
02:54:33,960 --> 02:54:40,540
I don't have the, uh, the button that makes the fucking noise of the, oh, the drone.

4473
02:54:41,080 --> 02:54:42,080
But look at that.

4474
02:54:42,480 --> 02:54:48,580
It's nice actually to see the man without any of that music on, because it kind of degrades the situation, I think.

4475
02:54:49,260 --> 02:54:50,000
Look at this.

4476
02:54:50,140 --> 02:54:51,640
And look at that transition there.

4477
02:54:52,420 --> 02:54:53,260
Double stewing.

4478
02:54:54,760 --> 02:54:55,880
Double stewing.

4479
02:54:56,300 --> 02:54:57,980
Having a blast.

4480
02:55:01,860 --> 02:55:03,200
He's a proud man.

4481
02:55:03,820 --> 02:55:06,120
Spot of studio traversal there.

4482
02:55:06,520 --> 02:55:10,120
Let's just see that studio, look at him in the, in the rafters.

4483
02:55:11,060 --> 02:55:12,340
And look at the swing of the arm.

4484
02:55:16,420 --> 02:55:17,480
I'll just do my own.

4485
02:55:17,520 --> 02:55:21,440
If I don't have the button for the drone, I'm going to have to get that.

4486
02:55:21,500 --> 02:55:23,660
But I'll just do my own bit of music here.

4487
02:55:23,660 --> 02:55:53,660
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

4488
02:55:53,660 --> 02:55:58,660
- Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

4489
02:56:03,980 --> 02:56:05,740
- Hi and welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

4490
02:56:05,740 --> 02:56:07,300
I'm Stuart Shiffey.

4491
02:56:07,300 --> 02:56:09,880
Well, Fall Comdex is still the country's biggest

4492
02:56:09,880 --> 02:56:10,780
computer trade show.

4493
02:56:10,780 --> 02:56:13,580
More than 200,000 people showed up for this year's

4494
02:56:13,580 --> 02:56:15,140
mega event in Las Vegas.

4495
02:56:15,140 --> 02:56:17,720
More than 2,000 exhibitors were there.

4496
02:56:17,720 --> 02:56:20,160
Now you really don't want to know about all of them.

4497
02:56:20,160 --> 02:56:21,480
So we have tried to--

4498
02:56:21,480 --> 02:56:23,420
- There was some shade throw in there.

4499
02:56:23,420 --> 02:56:26,180
- The tech companies last week when he used a software

4500
02:56:26,180 --> 02:56:27,320
called Dick Tracy, if you--

4501
02:56:27,320 --> 02:56:28,700
Disc Tracy.

4502
02:56:28,700 --> 02:56:30,820
And he had it as his pick of the week.

4503
02:56:30,820 --> 02:56:33,960
But he only used the pick of the week to slag it off.

4504
02:56:33,960 --> 02:56:36,200
But he's like, I don't want to see all of this shit.

4505
02:56:36,200 --> 02:56:39,540
- ...to do the impossible and have selected a handful of the best--

4506
02:56:39,540 --> 02:56:42,040
- Handful of consoles.

4507
02:56:42,040 --> 02:56:44,740
- So we have tried to do the impossible and have selected a

4508
02:56:44,740 --> 02:56:47,920
handful of the best new product shown at Comdex.

4509
02:56:47,920 --> 02:56:50,980
To start with a new generation of internet appliances.

4510
02:56:50,980 --> 02:56:51,780
Tim Baharin was--

4511
02:56:51,780 --> 02:56:54,320
- I've got the Dick Tracy suit on as well.

4512
02:56:54,320 --> 02:56:55,120
- ... at Comdex.

4513
02:56:55,120 --> 02:56:55,680
- Hi.

4514
02:56:55,680 --> 02:56:57,560
- President of Creative Strategies, of course.

4515
02:56:57,560 --> 02:56:59,480
And let's talk about this basic idea.

4516
02:56:59,480 --> 02:57:02,160
What's going on with this new concept of the internet appliance?

4517
02:57:02,160 --> 02:57:02,920
What's different?

4518
02:57:02,920 --> 02:57:06,060
- Well, first of all, price and ease of use.

4519
02:57:06,060 --> 02:57:09,940
Now there are two actual approaches to the way the industry is going after this.

4520
02:57:09,940 --> 02:57:12,240
The first is through something they call the internet PC.

4521
02:57:12,240 --> 02:57:16,540
And it's a real PC, but it's based on something called the Easy PC

4522
02:57:16,540 --> 02:57:17,540
specification that Intel--

4523
02:57:17,540 --> 02:57:18,540
- Easy PC.

4524
02:57:18,540 --> 02:57:20,080
- What is the Easy PC specification?

4525
02:57:20,080 --> 02:57:23,180
- Well, the fundamental thing is you get away with the slots and the ISA cards.

4526
02:57:23,180 --> 02:57:25,240
- Easy PC, teeny coxie.

4527
02:57:25,240 --> 02:57:26,240
- Pass on the ISA bus.

4528
02:57:26,240 --> 02:57:27,180
- Got it.

4529
02:57:27,180 --> 02:57:32,920
- Instead, what they do is they go to the universal serial bus, USB ports instead for all the expansion.

4530
02:57:32,920 --> 02:57:38,100
- All right, why don't we talk about this one then? This is the IPAC here, right? Which is, as you say, a slotless PC.

4531
02:57:38,100 --> 02:57:47,260
- Right, and this comes into the category of what we call an internet PC, because it's still really a PC. But its main function is to let people get on the internet and do work on the internet.

4532
02:57:47,260 --> 02:57:50,800
All right, so that's why you know, and if you're going to do expansion, it's all through USB ports.

4533
02:57:50,880 --> 02:57:51,100
Correct.

4534
02:57:51,640 --> 02:57:57,820
Except for in this particular case, they do, Compact does something unique in that they have what they call the multi-bay slot.

4535
02:57:58,400 --> 02:58:00,620
And the multi-bay is something that's actually in their portable.

4536
02:58:00,620 --> 02:58:01,200
Thank you very much.

4537
02:58:01,200 --> 02:58:02,520
Sort of like a notebook, right?

4538
02:58:02,600 --> 02:58:03,520
Correct, but let's them...

4539
02:58:03,520 --> 02:58:05,820
Multi-bay slot. Thanks very much, James.

4540
02:58:06,060 --> 02:58:09,280
I'll give him my chronicles if you know what I mean, says James.

4541
02:58:09,760 --> 02:58:12,720
Don't know what that is. Sounds like a very sexualized overture.

4542
02:58:13,240 --> 02:58:14,220
Thanks very much for the tip.

4543
02:58:14,220 --> 02:58:16,900
Put a CD-ROM, a CD-D, or whatever for expansion.

4544
02:58:16,960 --> 02:58:19,460
Let's turn around and just take a look at the back of this thing for a minute.

4545
02:58:19,740 --> 02:58:22,400
Whoa, we're getting hands-on with the fucking tower.

4546
02:58:22,740 --> 02:58:28,200
The tower of power, and where is the sound for the fucking doomy music?

4547
02:58:29,480 --> 02:58:30,500
Oh my god.

4548
02:58:31,600 --> 02:58:33,280
Danger, is that going to... Will that be it?

4549
02:58:37,300 --> 02:58:39,980
It's only like a... It's only a small one, but it'll do.

4550
02:58:44,660 --> 02:58:45,140
Okay.

4551
02:58:46,660 --> 02:58:48,320
Sort of like a notebook, right?

4552
02:58:48,320 --> 02:58:52,100
Correct, but it lets them actually put a CD-ROM, a DVD, or whatever for expansion.

4553
02:58:52,100 --> 02:58:55,060
Let's turn around and just take a look at the back of this thing for a minute to see...

4554
02:58:59,480 --> 02:59:00,660
What's he doing with it?

4555
02:59:02,440 --> 02:59:05,060
There's fucking loads of wires in the back, look.

4556
02:59:06,100 --> 02:59:07,800
Look, your man stroking the wires.

4557
02:59:10,400 --> 02:59:12,200
It's an ugly setup, isn't it?

4558
02:59:15,780 --> 02:59:16,440
That'll do.

4559
02:59:16,440 --> 02:59:16,440
That'll do.

4560
02:59:16,440 --> 02:59:16,940
That's unique.

4561
02:59:17,060 --> 02:59:19,320
You'll see audio in, audio out.

4562
02:59:19,320 --> 02:59:19,680
Right.

4563
02:59:20,040 --> 02:59:20,440
Right.

4564
02:59:20,440 --> 02:59:24,800
Ethernet, because this is really a corporate type of product for the industry.

4565
02:59:25,220 --> 02:59:29,580
VGA, video out, and then three USB ports here and two on the other side.

4566
02:59:30,020 --> 02:59:31,280
So five USBs.

4567
02:59:31,280 --> 02:59:36,200
Yeah, and what's really unique about this, of course, is that besides it being a small package,

4568
02:59:36,860 --> 02:59:40,480
it's $499 for a 500 megahertz Celeron in there.

4569
02:59:40,480 --> 02:59:40,660
Hmm.

4570
02:59:41,320 --> 02:59:41,520
All right.

4571
02:59:41,520 --> 02:59:42,320
So we had a good buy.

4572
02:59:42,460 --> 02:59:42,600
Hmm.

4573
02:59:42,640 --> 02:59:44,440
So, but this is really aimed at the business market.

4574
02:59:44,580 --> 02:59:44,700
Yeah.

4575
02:59:44,780 --> 02:59:48,520
In Compex's position, they really were not going after the consumer market.

4576
02:59:48,520 --> 03:00:00,080
The idea was to create a device that was easy to connect to the Internet, could go to multiple ports in individual companies, and basically be a low-cost Internet terminal, Internet access device.

4577
03:00:00,200 --> 03:00:00,560
Got it.

4578
03:00:00,560 --> 03:00:01,740
But at the same time was a real PC.

4579
03:00:01,840 --> 03:00:03,320
All right, so the big deal is no slots.

4580
03:00:03,500 --> 03:00:03,820
Whatever.

4581
03:00:04,140 --> 03:00:06,060
More USB and multifunction.

4582
03:00:06,180 --> 03:00:06,360
Right.

4583
03:00:06,480 --> 03:00:08,020
Plus, of course, the Ethernet, which then lets you hook to the Ethernet.

4584
03:00:08,020 --> 03:00:08,920
And the built-in Ethernet.

4585
03:00:09,140 --> 03:00:09,320
Yeah.

4586
03:00:09,620 --> 03:00:11,560
And so what's the price on something like the iPac?

4587
03:00:11,860 --> 03:00:17,500
This one is $499 with the Celeron, although you can get a version of this with a Pentium 3 in it.

4588
03:00:17,500 --> 03:00:17,780
Okay.

4589
03:00:17,960 --> 03:00:19,540
That's in the $450, $500 range.

4590
03:00:19,640 --> 03:00:20,760
It's about $100 more.

4591
03:00:20,780 --> 03:00:23,080
Just to be clear, this monitor probably goes more than the iPac, right?

4592
03:00:23,080 --> 03:00:23,560
Yeah, it does.

4593
03:00:23,700 --> 03:00:25,900
The monitor's a lot more expensive, but the iPac itself.

4594
03:00:25,900 --> 03:00:28,460
I don't know why I've disappeared there on the fucking screen.

4595
03:00:28,660 --> 03:00:28,860
Got it.

4596
03:00:28,860 --> 03:00:29,420
All right, so very new design idea over here.

4597
03:00:29,420 --> 03:00:31,080
Yet again, another problem I had.

4598
03:00:31,080 --> 03:00:33,180
Now let's talk about the second model you were first.

4599
03:00:33,180 --> 03:00:36,860
With the bloody jacket not keying into the green.

4600
03:00:37,020 --> 03:00:38,260
And now I've gone off the screen.

4601
03:00:38,360 --> 03:00:39,240
I can't see myself.

4602
03:00:39,660 --> 03:00:40,820
I'm fading through.

4603
03:00:42,580 --> 03:00:46,440
Thank you very much there, Packard Bellend, for the tip.

4604
03:00:46,960 --> 03:00:47,740
Hope you're getting on well.

4605
03:00:47,780 --> 03:00:52,540
Let's see if I can claw my way back to the screen here.

4606
03:00:53,620 --> 03:00:54,660
How do I do this?

4607
03:00:56,600 --> 03:00:57,580
That's not going to work.

4608
03:00:58,180 --> 03:00:59,140
That's not going to work.

4609
03:00:59,680 --> 03:01:00,600
Maybe if I do this.

4610
03:01:02,380 --> 03:01:02,840
Oh, yeah.

4611
03:01:04,700 --> 03:01:05,380
Maybe this.

4612
03:01:06,420 --> 03:01:06,720
No.

4613
03:01:08,160 --> 03:01:10,920
That's the best I can do for this situation, I'm afraid.

4614
03:01:14,300 --> 03:01:14,860
Not good.

4615
03:01:14,920 --> 03:01:17,120
There's a little, there's a bit of artifacting going on.

4616
03:01:17,280 --> 03:01:17,600
Fuck it.

4617
03:01:17,840 --> 03:01:21,380
Which is really the MSN Web Companion or the Vestal as we have it here.

4618
03:01:21,520 --> 03:01:25,900
Yeah, now Vestal has created what I think is one of the best of the breeds of this new whole concept.

4619
03:01:25,900 --> 03:01:26,620
Best of the breeds.

4620
03:01:26,940 --> 03:01:27,360
Internet terminals.

4621
03:01:27,840 --> 03:01:30,720
And at Comdex, Microsoft introduced something called the Web Companion.

4622
03:01:30,720 --> 03:01:30,900
Right.

4623
03:01:31,000 --> 03:01:32,440
Now the Web Companion basically.

4624
03:01:32,840 --> 03:01:33,200
Comdex.

4625
03:01:33,380 --> 03:01:37,720
In Microsoft's world anyway, is an internet terminal or a device like this.

4626
03:01:37,960 --> 03:01:40,380
Look at these situations in the back there.

4627
03:01:40,560 --> 03:01:42,060
Got some sort of chess game.

4628
03:01:43,700 --> 03:01:44,540
Chess master.

4629
03:01:45,540 --> 03:01:46,580
You have tarot.

4630
03:01:48,000 --> 03:01:48,600
Battles.

4631
03:01:49,280 --> 03:01:50,260
And PC health.

4632
03:01:50,380 --> 03:01:52,520
Some kind of PC disc doctor or something.

4633
03:01:53,560 --> 03:01:55,920
And is that an iMac of the day, is it?

4634
03:01:56,340 --> 03:02:01,240
Or is it just some sort of fucking combi screen, screen and audio combination?

4635
03:02:02,020 --> 03:02:02,420
I'm not sure.

4636
03:02:02,520 --> 03:02:06,960
When you turn it on, it goes out and dials up MSN, the Microsoft network.

4637
03:02:07,240 --> 03:02:07,660
That's all it is.

4638
03:02:07,660 --> 03:02:08,920
This is an MSN terminal.

4639
03:02:09,000 --> 03:02:09,280
That's right.

4640
03:02:09,340 --> 03:02:11,980
And so when you open it up, this is exactly what you get.

4641
03:02:12,040 --> 03:02:14,580
You've got the Microsoft network terminal.

4642
03:02:14,840 --> 03:02:16,660
So it does have a cordless keyboard here.

4643
03:02:16,660 --> 03:02:18,800
A cordless keyboard in this case and a flat panel screen.

4644
03:02:19,060 --> 03:02:20,100
But this is not the screen.

4645
03:02:20,140 --> 03:02:21,060
That's the whole ballgame, right?

4646
03:02:21,100 --> 03:02:21,520
That's it.

4647
03:02:21,640 --> 03:02:22,240
This is what you said.

4648
03:02:22,240 --> 03:02:22,720
The whole ballgame.

4649
03:02:22,940 --> 03:02:23,340
It's right there.

4650
03:02:23,780 --> 03:02:25,020
That's the whole ballgame.

4651
03:02:25,200 --> 03:02:26,760
So I'll click on news.

4652
03:02:26,860 --> 03:02:28,960
And it's going to go out now and find the news site.

4653
03:02:29,640 --> 03:02:32,960
And what you really got is full access to the internet.

4654
03:02:33,400 --> 03:02:34,680
So it's fundamentally a browser.

4655
03:02:35,000 --> 03:02:36,220
Happens to be the MSNBC site.

4656
03:02:36,220 --> 03:02:36,360
Right.

4657
03:02:36,560 --> 03:02:39,640
And it happens to run under Microsoft Windows CE operating site.

4658
03:02:39,640 --> 03:02:40,160
So hang on.

4659
03:02:40,240 --> 03:02:45,000
Is this thing connected to the big tower box that Stu was holding?

4660
03:02:45,500 --> 03:02:47,500
Or is everything inside that?

4661
03:02:47,620 --> 03:02:49,780
Is that, as Stu says, the whole ballgame?

4662
03:02:50,180 --> 03:02:51,260
Or is it connected to that?

4663
03:02:52,720 --> 03:02:54,620
So it is a CE device, huh?

4664
03:02:54,620 --> 03:02:55,340
It's a CE device.

4665
03:02:55,340 --> 03:02:59,220
But it's a whole new model for Microsoft.

4666
03:02:59,480 --> 03:03:08,840
And what's really interesting, and I'm real fascinated to watch this, is that it takes Microsoft from what was a one-time purchase to a servicing purchase.

4667
03:03:09,240 --> 03:03:15,420
In this IPAC, a couple of windows, and I paid Bill Gates $50 one time.

4668
03:03:15,440 --> 03:03:16,180
Each time you buy a real PC.

4669
03:03:16,300 --> 03:03:16,420
Right.

4670
03:03:16,460 --> 03:03:17,260
Just one time, though.

4671
03:03:17,540 --> 03:03:17,820
Okay.

4672
03:03:17,920 --> 03:03:24,020
In this moment, because I'm using this terminal and I'm going to it on a monthly basis, I'm paying for it.

4673
03:03:24,100 --> 03:03:25,340
It's like $19.99 or $20.

4674
03:03:25,340 --> 03:03:27,040
He's got you $20 a month for the rest of your life.

4675
03:03:27,420 --> 03:03:27,740
Plus.

4676
03:03:27,880 --> 03:03:28,160
Plus.

4677
03:03:28,720 --> 03:03:31,360
He gets to do something that everybody wants to do.

4678
03:03:32,020 --> 03:03:32,880
Long John.

4679
03:03:33,000 --> 03:03:34,660
That comes through MSN.

4680
03:03:34,700 --> 03:03:35,480
Have you heard these lads?

4681
03:03:35,560 --> 03:03:37,060
They're getting onto the Bill Gates chat.

4682
03:03:37,160 --> 03:03:40,380
They're heavy on the Bill Gates buzz, being a rip-off merchant.

4683
03:03:40,900 --> 03:03:41,860
Long John.

4684
03:03:41,960 --> 03:03:42,780
John, thank you very much.

4685
03:03:42,820 --> 03:03:45,240
Have you seen Stu's playthrough of Conker's Bad Fur Day?

4686
03:03:45,400 --> 03:03:46,340
No, I have not.

4687
03:03:46,640 --> 03:03:47,480
But I'll check that out.

4688
03:03:47,620 --> 03:03:56,740
Something that everybody wants to do is if you buy a product that comes through MSN, he gets a piece of that action through this piece of that ass.

4689
03:03:57,000 --> 03:04:00,400
E-commerce kickback model, you know, where you're actually being compensated.

4690
03:04:00,400 --> 03:04:02,800
So what you're saying, the Internet is not a threat to Microsoft.

4691
03:04:02,960 --> 03:04:04,440
It's a huge new revenue opportunity.

4692
03:04:04,520 --> 03:04:05,980
Well, in this particular case, it is.

4693
03:04:06,040 --> 03:04:13,300
I mean, you imagine today AOL has over 20 million users, whereas MSN is probably around four or five at best.

4694
03:04:13,300 --> 03:04:13,620
Right.

4695
03:04:13,800 --> 03:04:20,280
Well, what Microsoft wants to do is capture more of AOL's market by bringing them into a kind of a closed environment.

4696
03:04:20,280 --> 03:04:25,520
So this is really consumer, low-end, put a terminal in everybody's house, happens to be plugged into MSN.

4697
03:04:25,520 --> 03:04:28,160
Yeah, and it's going to be basically subsidized.

4698
03:04:28,240 --> 03:04:33,380
So right now, a device like this, if you wanted to buy it by itself, it would be $495,000 to $995,000.

4699
03:04:33,460 --> 03:04:34,640
But if you sign up for MSN?

4700
03:04:34,720 --> 03:04:38,700
For like two to three years, Microsoft will kick that $300,000 or $400,000 back of the cost.

4701
03:04:38,700 --> 03:04:38,840
Yeah.

4702
03:04:39,440 --> 03:04:42,360
Because where they're really going to make their money is through transactions.

4703
03:04:42,360 --> 03:04:42,780
The transactions.

4704
03:04:42,780 --> 03:04:42,940
The transactions.

4705
03:04:42,940 --> 03:04:47,920
We've got a sensual Sony VAIO laptop there at the background.

4706
03:04:48,080 --> 03:04:49,920
They were all the rage.

4707
03:04:50,280 --> 03:04:51,100
Where are they now?

4708
03:04:51,340 --> 03:04:52,080
Sony VAIO.

4709
03:04:52,320 --> 03:04:53,360
Nowhere to be seen.

4710
03:04:54,780 --> 03:04:56,000
Where are you, Sony?

4711
03:04:56,560 --> 03:05:00,060
The answer is nobody knows.

4712
03:05:00,720 --> 03:05:02,880
Come through the service in the future.

4713
03:05:03,220 --> 03:05:05,200
But Vestal has done an exceptional job with this.

4714
03:05:05,280 --> 03:05:07,060
And this represents a real cool idea.

4715
03:05:07,220 --> 03:05:07,680
It's cool, yeah.

4716
03:05:07,920 --> 03:05:08,600
Tim, thanks a lot.

4717
03:05:09,060 --> 03:05:13,720
Well, if there was one technology that came of age at Fall Comdex, it was MP3.

4718
03:05:14,040 --> 03:05:17,240
We've got some, just the stew transitions.

4719
03:05:17,480 --> 03:05:18,580
They're nice.

4720
03:05:18,580 --> 03:05:19,360
It's cool looking.

4721
03:05:19,360 --> 03:05:19,780
It's cool, yeah.

4722
03:05:19,780 --> 03:05:21,320
It's a real cool idea in the Web Companion.

4723
03:05:21,360 --> 03:05:22,040
Tim, thanks a lot.

4724
03:05:24,040 --> 03:05:37,300
What?

4725
03:05:37,300 --> 03:05:50,560
What?

4726
03:05:50,560 --> 03:05:52,660
From O'Reilly?

4727
03:05:52,760 --> 03:05:52,880
What?

4728
03:05:52,960 --> 03:05:54,420
MP3, the definitive guide?

4729
03:05:54,640 --> 03:05:54,880
Correct.

4730
03:05:54,980 --> 03:05:56,420
That'll be out in February from O'Reilly.

4731
03:05:56,600 --> 03:05:56,880
All right.

4732
03:05:57,180 --> 03:05:57,560
All right.

4733
03:05:57,820 --> 03:06:03,980
The MP3 definitive guide to MP3 will be out in February, published by O'Reilly.

4734
03:06:04,280 --> 03:06:04,540
Great.

4735
03:06:04,740 --> 03:06:06,700
Now, we've got lots of gadgets and some software.

4736
03:06:06,800 --> 03:06:08,180
I wonder if that's O'Reilly.

4737
03:06:08,420 --> 03:06:11,820
Is it, was that O'Reilly Media or is that an Irish thing?

4738
03:06:11,860 --> 03:06:14,300
Who was the fellow over in, who has the media baron?

4739
03:06:14,400 --> 03:06:15,880
He's the Canadian fellow.

4740
03:06:16,220 --> 03:06:18,720
Then Murdoch had Random House.

4741
03:06:18,720 --> 03:06:22,980
And then the Canadian fellow had, oh, fuck, I forgot.

4742
03:06:23,220 --> 03:06:24,800
Let's work with the gadgets first of all.

4743
03:06:24,980 --> 03:06:26,060
O'Reilly's Ireland, isn't it?

4744
03:06:26,160 --> 03:06:30,160
Because we've come a long way since that early Diamond Rio MP3.

4745
03:06:30,420 --> 03:06:31,700
A Diamond Rio?

4746
03:06:32,340 --> 03:06:34,040
Player, let's talk about the Nomad first.

4747
03:06:34,140 --> 03:06:35,320
What is different about the Nomad?

4748
03:06:35,440 --> 03:06:39,920
Well, the defining difference between the first and second generation devices is that these

4749
03:06:39,920 --> 03:06:42,960
are now using a combination of built-in storage and external storage.

4750
03:06:43,060 --> 03:06:43,220
All right.

4751
03:06:43,220 --> 03:06:44,180
So this has a little cradle.

4752
03:06:44,700 --> 03:06:48,520
A lovely, lovely cradle and a lovely tip from now and over then.

4753
03:06:49,300 --> 03:06:50,660
Quasi-quarding.

4754
03:06:51,300 --> 03:06:52,620
Quasi-quarding.

4755
03:06:53,140 --> 03:06:53,960
Thanks for the tip.

4756
03:06:54,080 --> 03:06:55,460
And it's Conrad Black.

4757
03:06:55,800 --> 03:07:01,840
Conrad Black was the Canadian media baron I was trying to fucking get the name of.

4758
03:07:01,840 --> 03:07:02,740
Oh, really?

4759
03:07:02,880 --> 03:07:03,600
Thank you very much.

4760
03:07:03,660 --> 03:07:04,900
Sorry, I need to turn off the robot voice.

4761
03:07:04,960 --> 03:07:05,480
Sorry about that.

4762
03:07:06,580 --> 03:07:08,120
Conrad Black was the name.

4763
03:07:08,260 --> 03:07:08,620
Exactly.

4764
03:07:09,140 --> 03:07:10,120
Thanks very much for the tip.

4765
03:07:10,440 --> 03:07:12,000
MSN Lake and Palmer.

4766
03:07:12,460 --> 03:07:13,120
And oh, really?

4767
03:07:13,240 --> 03:07:13,640
As well.

4768
03:07:13,700 --> 03:07:15,100
I hope you're getting on well, lad.

4769
03:07:15,160 --> 03:07:15,720
Thanks very much.

4770
03:07:16,100 --> 03:07:17,780
This is the Nomad look.

4771
03:07:17,980 --> 03:07:21,480
Digital Nomad MP3 storage cradle device.

4772
03:07:22,360 --> 03:07:24,020
And then there's this thing.

4773
03:07:24,080 --> 03:07:27,980
I can't wait till he gets to this piece of beautiful stuff.

4774
03:07:28,240 --> 03:07:28,680
Software.

4775
03:07:29,060 --> 03:07:31,860
It seemingly has an infrared thing on it.

4776
03:07:31,920 --> 03:07:32,800
What's that going to do?

4777
03:07:33,480 --> 03:07:42,600
And it looks like a skin that you would get for a Windows media player circa 98, 99.

4778
03:07:42,600 --> 03:07:47,040
I did a little bit of a stew finger movement there as well.

4779
03:07:47,180 --> 03:07:50,580
Just to stew it out, man.

4780
03:07:50,940 --> 03:07:54,080
And this is actually the little player over here.

4781
03:07:54,400 --> 03:07:56,960
Look at the way he slides that piece out of the cradle.

4782
03:07:57,020 --> 03:07:57,720
Internal storage.

4783
03:07:57,840 --> 03:07:57,980
All right.

4784
03:07:57,980 --> 03:07:58,940
So this is a little cradle.

4785
03:08:06,020 --> 03:08:07,500
Actually the little player over here.

4786
03:08:07,700 --> 03:08:07,860
Right.

4787
03:08:07,940 --> 03:08:09,620
This is a cradle connects to a serial port.

4788
03:08:09,720 --> 03:08:10,960
Interfaces with Windows software.

4789
03:08:11,060 --> 03:08:13,600
The third generations Windows software.

4790
03:08:13,780 --> 03:08:15,440
The third at your service.

4791
03:08:16,080 --> 03:08:17,100
Cradle of filth.

4792
03:08:17,160 --> 03:08:18,140
Will not use a cradle.

4793
03:08:18,380 --> 03:08:19,640
They'll simply have a USB.

4794
03:08:20,180 --> 03:08:21,880
He's a fucking cradle snatcher.

4795
03:08:21,960 --> 03:08:22,200
Plug in.

4796
03:08:22,300 --> 03:08:24,160
God, it's a storage outside this device.

4797
03:08:24,220 --> 03:08:25,280
So it can still be nice and small.

4798
03:08:25,400 --> 03:08:27,120
How much actually storage is in the little devices?

4799
03:08:27,240 --> 03:08:28,180
32 built in.

4800
03:08:28,380 --> 03:08:30,820
And then we've got these small NMC cards.

4801
03:08:30,960 --> 03:08:31,820
That's a 32-meg card.

4802
03:08:31,820 --> 03:08:33,000
And then what's this one?

4803
03:08:33,200 --> 03:08:34,920
That's called a compact flash card.

4804
03:08:35,000 --> 03:08:37,540
These have a larger form factor, but these have a lot more.

4805
03:08:37,540 --> 03:08:38,640
Look at the state of that.

4806
03:08:38,820 --> 03:08:39,460
I go.

4807
03:08:40,720 --> 03:08:42,260
Going fucking nowhere, man.

4808
03:08:43,760 --> 03:08:45,800
You'll be defunct in a year, you cunts.

4809
03:08:46,540 --> 03:08:49,520
These will be up to 256 megs by the end of 2000.

4810
03:08:50,220 --> 03:08:50,460
Wow.

4811
03:08:50,740 --> 03:08:51,580
Carrying a lot of music.

4812
03:08:52,040 --> 03:08:53,120
A lot of music, right?

4813
03:08:53,140 --> 03:08:55,260
Let's plug us in and just see what this little baby sounds like.

4814
03:08:56,040 --> 03:08:56,880
This little baby.

4815
03:08:58,100 --> 03:09:00,340
Let's plug us in and just see what this little baby sounds like.

4816
03:09:01,740 --> 03:09:02,100
Cradles.

4817
03:09:02,740 --> 03:09:03,100
Babies.

4818
03:09:04,100 --> 03:09:04,620
All right.

4819
03:09:04,680 --> 03:09:05,500
You're carrying a lot of music.

4820
03:09:05,500 --> 03:09:06,220
All right.

4821
03:09:06,300 --> 03:09:08,460
Let's plug us in and just see what this little baby sounds like.

4822
03:09:08,580 --> 03:09:09,320
I think we're hooked up there.

4823
03:09:09,620 --> 03:09:10,420
Scott Hacker.

4824
03:09:10,420 --> 03:09:12,420
There we go.

4825
03:09:12,420 --> 03:09:13,540
Can we hear it?

4826
03:09:13,880 --> 03:09:18,860
And you've got your usual array of fast forward and stop and et cetera.

4827
03:09:19,180 --> 03:09:24,500
You can also stop this at any time and record a voice memo, which is very convenient when you're driving, riding a bicycle, whatever.

4828
03:09:24,660 --> 03:09:28,780
That records at a very low bit rate MP3, maybe 16 kilobits or something.

4829
03:09:29,140 --> 03:09:29,300
All right.

4830
03:09:29,300 --> 03:09:33,700
So this is Nomad's more capacity, able to take these memory cards, got a cradle.

4831
03:09:33,780 --> 03:09:34,380
You can get it.

4832
03:09:34,500 --> 03:09:34,740
I'm just.

4833
03:09:34,740 --> 03:09:35,960
There's another important distinction.

4834
03:09:36,120 --> 03:09:36,760
As you know, with the.

4835
03:09:36,820 --> 03:09:38,040
Just looking up Scott.

4836
03:09:38,160 --> 03:09:39,020
Scott Hacker there.

4837
03:09:39,100 --> 03:09:45,800
You can get his book on Amazon MP3, the definitive guide from Amazon there.

4838
03:09:46,080 --> 03:09:47,920
Thank you very much there, Arizona.

4839
03:09:48,340 --> 03:09:49,280
Teeny cocks.

4840
03:09:49,340 --> 03:09:50,100
Thank you very much.

4841
03:09:52,800 --> 03:09:53,680
Let's have a look.

4842
03:09:53,760 --> 03:09:54,460
What we got here.

4843
03:09:54,820 --> 03:09:55,880
Accept those cookies.

4844
03:09:57,380 --> 03:10:01,060
MP3 standing for stands for MPEG one.

4845
03:10:01,200 --> 03:10:08,300
Layer 3 is a codec for compressing the size of audio files for digital distribution.

4846
03:10:09,000 --> 03:10:16,180
Much more than a definition, MP3 is nothing less than a cultural and economic revolution on the Internet.

4847
03:10:17,000 --> 03:10:26,480
Every day, hundreds of thousands of MP3 music files are searched for, shared, recorded, and listened to by computer and Internet users of all kinds.

4848
03:10:26,680 --> 03:10:37,800
Either alone or collected into massive download sites, the MP3 revolution is seriously threatening the traditional ways people find, listen, and create music.

4849
03:10:38,440 --> 03:10:48,480
MP3 players and encoders are available for all major computer platforms, including Windows, Macintosh, Linux, and BOS.

4850
03:10:50,820 --> 03:10:52,900
Never even heard of BOS.

4851
03:10:53,140 --> 03:10:54,900
Sounds like BS to me.

4852
03:10:55,400 --> 03:10:55,600
Huh?

4853
03:10:55,600 --> 03:11:02,300
MP3 players include portable players.

4854
03:11:02,560 --> 03:11:13,500
You can take with you jogging or exercising from manufacturers like Sony, Diamond, and Philips to home stereo and car stereo players.

4855
03:11:14,200 --> 03:11:21,240
MP3, the definitive guide, introduces the power user to just about all aspects of MP3 technology.

4856
03:11:21,240 --> 03:11:29,400
Okay, so the book would introduce you to all of everything you want to know about this upcoming fucking new technology.

4857
03:11:29,400 --> 03:11:40,260
It's got an ugly, it's got an ugly, big fucking creature on the front of it, which just is confusing, considering we're on about technology here.

4858
03:11:42,060 --> 03:11:44,420
I really don't know what the story is with that.

4859
03:11:45,420 --> 03:11:46,240
But what can you do?

4860
03:11:46,240 --> 03:11:50,280
Sorry, someone in there just said the stream is poor quality there.

4861
03:11:50,600 --> 03:11:51,180
What is it?

4862
03:11:51,440 --> 03:11:52,940
What do you mean is poor quality?

4863
03:11:53,020 --> 03:11:54,640
We're watching fucking Shafé, man.

4864
03:11:55,160 --> 03:11:56,740
Is the stream crashing, is it?

4865
03:11:57,700 --> 03:11:59,400
Thank you very much for the tip there.

4866
03:11:59,500 --> 03:12:01,060
Just one teeny cocks, please.

4867
03:12:01,380 --> 03:12:02,180
Thank you very much.

4868
03:12:02,300 --> 03:12:03,640
We'll give you what you ask for.

4869
03:12:03,740 --> 03:12:04,740
No problem whatsoever.

4870
03:12:16,300 --> 03:12:18,780
Lovely bit of teeny there.

4871
03:12:18,940 --> 03:12:19,420
Teeny.

4872
03:12:20,540 --> 03:12:21,420
Man with the plan.

4873
03:12:22,760 --> 03:12:27,500
Everything you need to know to enjoy MP3 today and tomorrow is contained in this single volume.

4874
03:12:27,840 --> 03:12:29,340
MP3 is here to stay.

4875
03:12:29,340 --> 03:12:36,020
And the applications for this versatile compression format are expanding exponentially, along with its user base.

4876
03:12:36,600 --> 03:12:40,700
MP3, the definitive guide, should appeal to a broad audience of users.

4877
03:12:41,420 --> 03:12:54,120
From those just getting into this exciting new technology to those who want to fully immerse themselves into the complexities and possibilities that MP3 presents.

4878
03:12:57,180 --> 03:13:04,620
O'Reilly gets to grips with the technology that's revolutionizing the way we think about and use music.

4879
03:13:05,340 --> 03:13:07,460
We got any reviews?

4880
03:13:08,460 --> 03:13:09,900
This book is invaluable.

4881
03:13:10,140 --> 03:13:16,180
Whether you're a newbie to the world of MP3, back in 2000, user reviews go all the way back to 2000.

4882
03:13:17,320 --> 03:13:20,740
Or advanced and looking for in-depth information.

4883
03:13:20,900 --> 03:13:22,260
This is before 9-11.

4884
03:13:23,080 --> 03:13:28,360
And it covers all platforms and all issues from programming to legal aspects.

4885
03:13:32,620 --> 03:13:33,400
That was it.

4886
03:13:33,460 --> 03:13:36,460
It was only one review, but it was five out of five.

4887
03:13:37,460 --> 03:13:40,160
A great book there by Scott Hacker.

4888
03:13:40,160 --> 03:13:44,000
And let's just get a little bit of a deep dive on this guy's background.

4889
03:13:44,200 --> 03:13:46,680
Let's run a background check on Scott Hacker there.

4890
03:13:46,840 --> 03:13:59,740
After earning a BA in philosophy at University College, San Cruz, Scott Hacker began writing reviews of jazz and improvised music for the Ootne reader.

4891
03:14:00,640 --> 03:14:01,600
And what's that?

4892
03:14:01,600 --> 03:14:02,580
And blues.

4893
03:14:02,580 --> 03:14:02,600
And blues.

4894
03:14:03,340 --> 03:14:06,640
Contact manager, production editor at ZDNet.

4895
03:14:07,020 --> 03:14:13,680
Hacker's interest in digital audio and fine computer systems evolved into a series of regular articles for PC magazine.

4896
03:14:14,440 --> 03:14:16,140
Okay, let's get back to the man.

4897
03:14:17,480 --> 03:14:18,680
Let's get back to the man.

4898
03:14:19,940 --> 03:14:20,520
There he is.

4899
03:14:20,540 --> 03:14:24,300
Based upon the fact that the Rio was not a recording device, but a storage device.

4900
03:14:24,660 --> 03:14:26,040
When you move to external storage.

4901
03:14:26,160 --> 03:14:31,220
Lovely stereophonic, stereophonic there on storage, storage device.

4902
03:14:31,520 --> 03:14:34,200
Rio was not a recording device, but a storage device.

4903
03:14:34,560 --> 03:14:36,020
When you move to external storage.

4904
03:14:37,020 --> 03:14:42,120
Why is that tickling Stu's ribs?

4905
03:14:42,120 --> 03:14:43,300
Sort of even more off the hook.

4906
03:14:43,400 --> 03:14:44,760
This is not even a storage device.

4907
03:14:44,760 --> 03:14:45,860
It's not even a storage device.

4908
03:14:46,860 --> 03:14:48,380
They're sort of even more off the hook.

4909
03:14:48,480 --> 03:14:49,820
This is not even a storage device.

4910
03:14:49,820 --> 03:14:50,980
It's not even a storage device.

4911
03:14:50,980 --> 03:14:51,400
It's a player.

4912
03:14:52,000 --> 03:14:53,480
They're sort of even more off the hook.

4913
03:14:53,580 --> 03:14:54,920
This is not even a storage device.

4914
03:14:54,940 --> 03:14:55,860
It's not even a storage device.

4915
03:14:55,860 --> 03:14:56,520
It's a player.

4916
03:14:56,680 --> 03:14:57,060
Because you can.

4917
03:14:58,220 --> 03:14:58,580
Right.

4918
03:14:59,060 --> 03:15:01,600
But you could use it as a storage device, could you not?

4919
03:15:01,760 --> 03:15:04,140
If you didn't want to put tunes on it, you could just put files on it.

4920
03:15:04,140 --> 03:15:06,200
You can buy these naked, like the i2go will get to it.

4921
03:15:06,220 --> 03:15:07,140
Yeah, you can get them naked.

4922
03:15:07,400 --> 03:15:08,880
You can buy within any storage at all.

4923
03:15:08,980 --> 03:15:09,720
It's a player.

4924
03:15:09,860 --> 03:15:12,560
Because you can buy these naked, like the i2go will get to it in a minute.

4925
03:15:12,560 --> 03:15:13,960
You can buy within any storage at all.

4926
03:15:13,980 --> 03:15:14,700
So they're off the hook.

4927
03:15:14,800 --> 03:15:15,000
Right.

4928
03:15:15,040 --> 03:15:19,200
In addition, those units were not able to export music out to other players.

4929
03:15:19,280 --> 03:15:20,820
So you couldn't swap your music with other people.

4930
03:15:21,240 --> 03:15:23,300
With these, you know, if everybody's got a backup.

4931
03:15:23,300 --> 03:15:24,100
They are vibing.

4932
03:15:24,300 --> 03:15:25,580
They are vibing, Kieran.

4933
03:15:25,580 --> 03:15:28,400
This is a great chemistry between these two guys.

4934
03:15:28,520 --> 03:15:29,720
They know what they're talking about.

4935
03:15:29,980 --> 03:15:32,640
You can tell there's probably a bit of fucking off-screen history.

4936
03:15:33,100 --> 03:15:36,220
They've met each other in different kind of tech circles and whatnot.

4937
03:15:37,040 --> 03:15:39,140
There's no, it doesn't feel awkward or anything like that.

4938
03:15:39,560 --> 03:15:40,660
You're not going to see the storage go.

4939
03:15:40,760 --> 03:15:43,620
So let's talk about the i2go thing, which is very cool.

4940
03:15:43,680 --> 03:15:44,120
You mentioned that.

4941
03:15:44,180 --> 03:15:46,100
This guy over here, and that looks a little bit different.

4942
03:15:46,200 --> 03:15:47,460
It's a different form factor, huh?

4943
03:15:47,520 --> 03:15:48,300
It's a little bit longer.

4944
03:15:48,780 --> 03:15:50,140
Look at the state of that.

4945
03:15:53,440 --> 03:15:54,460
The i2go.

4946
03:15:55,300 --> 03:15:56,560
Terrible stuff altogether.

4947
03:15:57,280 --> 03:15:58,600
Big, big buttons.

4948
03:15:59,320 --> 03:16:00,520
An information button.

4949
03:16:00,680 --> 03:16:04,160
Where's the info going to display on that?

4950
03:16:04,820 --> 03:16:05,480
A little bit heavier.

4951
03:16:05,660 --> 03:16:05,960
This is really...

4952
03:16:05,960 --> 03:16:07,880
It looks like a car radar detector in a way.

4953
03:16:07,960 --> 03:16:10,380
Well, it's good to bring that up because this is optimized for use.

4954
03:16:10,500 --> 03:16:11,460
It's a real clunker.

4955
03:16:11,560 --> 03:16:13,440
It can be worn on the hip, but the...

4956
03:16:13,440 --> 03:16:14,520
This is actually the readout, huh?

4957
03:16:14,520 --> 03:16:17,960
The readout is on the front, so it's designed to sit on the windshield.

4958
03:16:17,960 --> 03:16:18,500
Put it on the dashboard, maybe.

4959
03:16:18,520 --> 03:16:19,160
Put it on the dashboard.

4960
03:16:19,320 --> 03:16:20,860
You've got a windshield suction cup.

4961
03:16:20,860 --> 03:16:22,840
Oh, so it comes with all this junk, just like the radar detector.

4962
03:16:22,840 --> 03:16:24,300
You've got the cigarette lighter adapter.

4963
03:16:24,400 --> 03:16:27,260
Was he going to say it comes with all this junk, but he cracked it himself?

4964
03:16:27,480 --> 03:16:28,480
It comes with all this junk.

4965
03:16:28,500 --> 03:16:29,360
Oh, you've got the radar.

4966
03:16:29,480 --> 03:16:30,720
You've got the car extension there.

4967
03:16:30,820 --> 03:16:32,380
You've got a windshield suction cup.

4968
03:16:32,380 --> 03:16:34,580
Oh, so it comes with all this junk, just like the radar detector.

4969
03:16:35,640 --> 03:16:38,320
It comes with all this junk, just like the radar.

4970
03:16:39,680 --> 03:16:40,800
Put it on the dashboard.

4971
03:16:40,800 --> 03:16:42,400
You've got a windshield suction cup.

4972
03:16:42,400 --> 03:16:44,480
Oh, so it comes with all this junk, just like the radar detector.

4973
03:16:44,480 --> 03:16:49,580
You've got the cigarette lighter adapter, and in case your car stereo doesn't have an auxiliary input,

4974
03:16:50,100 --> 03:16:51,320
you get the cassette output.

4975
03:16:51,480 --> 03:16:54,940
This is kind of lo-fi, these cassette output, but they do in a pinch.

4976
03:16:54,980 --> 03:16:56,200
You can get these at any Radio Shack.

4977
03:16:56,260 --> 03:16:57,600
It's not specific to this device.

4978
03:16:57,740 --> 03:17:01,680
Look at those double suckers that he put on top of the fucking thing.

4979
03:17:02,020 --> 03:17:03,160
Just like the radar detector.

4980
03:17:03,180 --> 03:17:04,320
Double suction.

4981
03:17:05,760 --> 03:17:07,240
There, like a fucking...

4982
03:17:07,240 --> 03:17:09,240
That'll stick on top of your...

4983
03:17:09,240 --> 03:17:10,720
To your windscreen, should I say.

4984
03:17:11,840 --> 03:17:13,120
The double suction cup.

4985
03:17:13,940 --> 03:17:17,860
And then there's another fucking piece of crap that goes into it as well.

4986
03:17:18,280 --> 03:17:18,740
A cassette.

4987
03:17:20,280 --> 03:17:21,080
I don't understand.

4988
03:17:21,080 --> 03:17:23,580
You get the cassette output.

4989
03:17:23,740 --> 03:17:24,400
This is kind of...

4990
03:17:24,400 --> 03:17:26,540
It's a lot of faffing around, isn't it?

4991
03:17:26,660 --> 03:17:28,420
Lo-fi, these cassette output.

4992
03:17:28,840 --> 03:17:29,740
But they do in a pinch.

4993
03:17:29,780 --> 03:17:31,000
You can get these at any Radio Shack.

4994
03:17:31,040 --> 03:17:32,380
It's not specific to this device.

4995
03:17:32,780 --> 03:17:34,260
Trash Jones Beats.

4996
03:17:34,320 --> 03:17:38,340
This also comes with a 64 meg flash, compact flash card.

4997
03:17:38,440 --> 03:17:39,240
Of course you can put the cards in there.

4998
03:17:39,240 --> 03:17:40,360
However, there's a twist.

4999
03:17:40,540 --> 03:17:41,460
This also has a...

5000
03:17:42,180 --> 03:17:43,120
I love twists.

5001
03:17:43,760 --> 03:17:44,940
Whoa, it's got a slot.

5002
03:17:45,160 --> 03:17:46,120
Turn that around and show folks.

5003
03:17:46,380 --> 03:17:48,100
It's got a fucking Captain Sack tape.

5004
03:17:48,160 --> 03:17:48,900
Thank you very much.

5005
03:17:49,940 --> 03:17:50,820
I'll have a look at that.

5006
03:17:50,820 --> 03:17:52,020
In an interview with Shafay last year.

5007
03:17:52,040 --> 03:17:52,840
I'm going to check that out.

5008
03:17:53,380 --> 03:17:54,540
Might fall asleep to that.

5009
03:17:54,780 --> 03:17:56,200
The dulcet tones of Stu.

5010
03:17:56,360 --> 03:17:56,560
See that?

5011
03:17:56,880 --> 03:18:01,080
Now, here you're going to put a 340 meg IBM micro drive.

5012
03:18:01,260 --> 03:18:01,480
Wow.

5013
03:18:01,520 --> 03:18:02,640
Which is a physical hard drive.

5014
03:18:02,740 --> 03:18:03,020
Wow.

5015
03:18:03,200 --> 03:18:04,100
With vast amounts of storage.

5016
03:18:04,420 --> 03:18:07,440
These will actually be able to carry two of these for 680 megs of storage.

5017
03:18:07,560 --> 03:18:09,960
So you're going to have a real hard drive on this little MP3 player.

5018
03:18:10,000 --> 03:18:10,340
Exactly.

5019
03:18:10,660 --> 03:18:14,900
Now, you get one disadvantage with a hard drive, which is that, again, it's a physical device.

5020
03:18:14,900 --> 03:18:15,100
Right.

5021
03:18:15,580 --> 03:18:17,540
See the look of amazement there from Stu.

5022
03:18:17,900 --> 03:18:18,120
Exactly.

5023
03:18:18,120 --> 03:18:18,680
Now...

5024
03:18:18,680 --> 03:18:20,880
Go back there.

5025
03:18:20,980 --> 03:18:22,080
The shake of the head look.

5026
03:18:22,700 --> 03:18:23,860
You just can't believe it.

5027
03:18:24,100 --> 03:18:24,380
Wow.

5028
03:18:24,380 --> 03:18:29,060
You can put a fucking hard drive on this little LED.

5029
03:18:29,660 --> 03:18:30,080
MP3 player.

5030
03:18:30,100 --> 03:18:30,620
Exactly.

5031
03:18:30,960 --> 03:18:35,200
Now, you get one disadvantage with a hard drive, which is that, again, it's a physical device,

5032
03:18:35,300 --> 03:18:40,880
possibly subject to skipping if you're really, really active, whereas the solid-state MP3 players are jog-proof.

5033
03:18:40,940 --> 03:18:41,160
All right.

5034
03:18:41,200 --> 03:18:41,600
I2 go.

5035
03:18:41,660 --> 03:18:44,460
Now, finally, on hardware, this was amazing.

5036
03:18:44,600 --> 03:18:45,040
Hardware.

5037
03:18:45,640 --> 03:18:47,220
This is an MP3 player.

5038
03:18:47,300 --> 03:18:47,880
It looks like a pen.

5039
03:18:48,040 --> 03:18:48,920
It is amazing.

5040
03:18:49,060 --> 03:18:50,660
This also has 64 megs built in.

5041
03:18:50,740 --> 03:18:51,740
No removable storage.

5042
03:18:52,280 --> 03:18:53,700
But let's see what this thing sounds like.

5043
03:18:53,700 --> 03:18:54,520
This one is as well.

5044
03:18:54,840 --> 03:18:55,420
What is that?

5045
03:18:55,480 --> 03:18:57,200
Does anybody know what that is in the chat?

5046
03:18:57,260 --> 03:18:58,180
What's the name of that?

5047
03:18:59,100 --> 03:19:01,720
Obviously, an MP3 player, but is there a model number?

5048
03:19:02,820 --> 03:19:04,340
Let's see if we can buy that now.

5049
03:19:06,740 --> 03:19:07,540
Proto vape.

5050
03:19:07,640 --> 03:19:08,540
Looks like a vape.

5051
03:19:12,380 --> 03:19:14,380
Pony rod.

5052
03:19:16,380 --> 03:19:18,380
MP3 player.

5053
03:19:21,380 --> 03:19:24,380
Play on that and I think we're gonna get some Macy Gray going on in the background.

5054
03:19:24,380 --> 03:19:26,380
Macy Gray!

5055
03:19:26,380 --> 03:19:28,380
And again you've got the usual array of controls.

5056
03:19:28,380 --> 03:19:30,380
If you flip it over here.

5057
03:19:30,380 --> 03:19:33,380
Yep, you've got a readout. And on this side...

5058
03:19:33,380 --> 03:19:37,380
See that? That flicks out and then you've got the auxiliary output then.

5059
03:19:37,380 --> 03:19:39,380
Got a little bay door.

5060
03:19:39,380 --> 03:19:40,380
We've got a port.

5061
03:19:40,380 --> 03:19:41,380
A USB port in your...

5062
03:19:41,380 --> 03:19:43,380
A USB port in your pen.

5063
03:19:43,380 --> 03:19:45,380
That is great. And literally a pen clip here. Put it in your pocket.

5064
03:19:45,380 --> 03:19:47,380
Oh yeah, you can clip it in your pocket. It also has a neck strap so you can wear it around your neck.

5065
03:19:47,380 --> 03:19:51,380
My biggest concern would be losing it at $300. I probably wouldn't.

5066
03:19:51,380 --> 03:19:52,380
What?!

5067
03:19:52,380 --> 03:19:54,380
The limitation of your neck. My biggest concern would be losing it at $300. I probably wouldn't.

5068
03:19:54,380 --> 03:19:55,380
What?!

5069
03:19:55,380 --> 03:19:56,380
My biggest concern would be losing it at $300. I probably wouldn't.

5070
03:19:56,380 --> 03:19:57,380
What?!

5071
03:19:57,380 --> 03:19:59,380
The limitation of your neck. My biggest concern would be losing it at $300. I probably wouldn't.

5072
03:19:59,380 --> 03:20:00,380
No kidding.

5073
03:20:00,380 --> 03:20:01,380
I probably wouldn't.

5074
03:20:01,380 --> 03:20:02,380
What?!

5075
03:20:02,380 --> 03:20:03,380
What?!

5076
03:20:03,380 --> 03:20:06,380
The limitation of your neck. My biggest concern would be losing it at $300. I probably wouldn't.

5077
03:20:06,380 --> 03:20:07,380
What?!

5078
03:20:07,380 --> 03:20:08,380
What?!

5079
03:20:08,380 --> 03:20:09,380
What?!

5080
03:20:09,380 --> 03:20:10,380
The other limitation with this...

5081
03:20:10,380 --> 03:20:11,380
Yeah, it just runs on this one battery.

5082
03:20:11,380 --> 03:20:12,380
Macy Gray pumping in the background there.

5083
03:20:12,380 --> 03:20:13,380
No kidding.

5084
03:20:13,380 --> 03:20:14,380
...at $300. I probably wouldn't. The other limitation with this...

5085
03:20:14,380 --> 03:20:15,380
Yeah, it just runs on this one battery.

5086
03:20:15,380 --> 03:20:16,380
One battery limited to about five hours of playback, so you'll probably...

5087
03:20:16,380 --> 03:20:17,380
Five hours in a double A battery? That's okay.

5088
03:20:17,380 --> 03:20:18,380
You want to have a whole battery of batteries, if you will.

5089
03:20:18,380 --> 03:20:19,380
Get a rechargeable battery there, yeah.

5090
03:20:19,380 --> 03:20:26,380
Bring a pack of fucking batteries with you when you've got it as well. Got the Duracell in the back pocket for the MP3 players, just gonna keep going.

5091
03:20:26,380 --> 03:20:27,380
Okay, now let's go ahead and see what's going on.

5092
03:20:27,380 --> 03:20:45,380
Okay, now let's talk about software. Two very interesting things introduced. First of all, the Sonic Foundry. What is that?

5093
03:20:45,380 --> 03:20:53,380
This is an integrated MP3 creation, playback, playlist building, database, and it even burns CDs.

5094
03:20:53,380 --> 03:20:55,380
MP3 software for idiots kind of thing. I mean, do it all.

5095
03:20:55,380 --> 03:21:00,380
Right. Similar in some ways to the real jukebox, etc. This has some nice features such as...

5096
03:21:00,380 --> 03:21:01,380
Nice.

5097
03:21:01,380 --> 03:21:06,380
Oops, I'm not trying to rename that. I'm trying to play it. This has built-in visualizers, which is kind of psychedelic.

5098
03:21:06,380 --> 03:21:10,380
Wow. Psychedelic shit. Equalizer. Look at that.

5099
03:21:10,380 --> 03:21:13,380
You've got your whole MP3 stereo now on your PC. Exactly.

5100
03:21:13,380 --> 03:21:17,380
Lastly, a lot of buzz about Napster. Explain Napster and show it to us.

5101
03:21:17,380 --> 03:21:23,380
Well, Napster is an interesting product because what people find when they go searching for MP3 on the net is broken links,

5102
03:21:23,380 --> 03:21:28,380
and if they want to distribute their own things, it's hard to set up a web server, hard to set up an FTP server.

5103
03:21:28,380 --> 03:21:29,380
Right. With Napster...

5104
03:21:29,380 --> 03:21:30,380
Napster.

5105
03:21:30,380 --> 03:21:34,380
You install it, it searches your hard drive for music, you go online, and it makes your music available to the world.

5106
03:21:34,380 --> 03:21:38,380
It's a great mega server for everybody who has MP3 files on their hard drive. Right.

5107
03:21:38,380 --> 03:21:39,380
You can get to anybody's music.

5108
03:21:39,380 --> 03:21:42,380
Try to walk away in a stool, boo.

5109
03:21:42,380 --> 03:21:43,380
If you're online.

5110
03:21:43,380 --> 03:21:45,380
And you've got like everybody's Rolling Stones cuts here.

5111
03:21:45,380 --> 03:21:50,380
This is what I did. I typed in Rolling Stones. I found 50 different users with Rolling Stones music on their drive.

5112
03:21:50,380 --> 03:21:53,380
It shows me what bandwidth they're connected at, the bit rate of all their files.

5113
03:21:53,380 --> 03:22:01,380
Your man who made Napster then was a bit-time player in fucking Facebook. Sean something, was it?

5114
03:22:01,380 --> 03:22:05,380
He made more money out of the fucking Facebook deal than he probably did out of the Napster deal.

5115
03:22:05,380 --> 03:22:09,380
Don't show me any files, you know, that are less than 128 kilobet, etc.

5116
03:22:09,380 --> 03:22:11,380
Justin Timberlake, lad.

5117
03:22:11,380 --> 03:22:14,380
So, uh, this gets around a lot of obstacles and...

5118
03:22:14,380 --> 03:22:29,380
ISO hunt or WinMX first. Then... Then it went to fucking Kazaa maybe, and then transitioned into Bit fucking torrent. You know?

5119
03:22:29,380 --> 03:22:31,380
It allows a lot of users to serve who...

5120
03:22:31,380 --> 03:22:33,380
Pirate Bay...

5121
03:22:33,380 --> 03:22:35,380
Ah, fucking...

5122
03:22:35,380 --> 03:22:38,380
All that stuff.

5123
03:22:38,380 --> 03:22:39,380
Previously couldn't serve.

5124
03:22:39,380 --> 03:22:40,380
Called Napster.

5125
03:22:40,380 --> 03:22:41,380
Napster.com.

5126
03:22:41,380 --> 03:22:42,380
All right, thanks a lot.

5127
03:22:42,380 --> 03:22:45,380
Coming up next, Linux and Bluetooth. We'll be right back.

5128
03:22:45,380 --> 03:22:46,380
LimeWire.

5129
03:22:46,380 --> 03:22:56,380
It's not often that an entire exhibit pavilion wins Byte's Best of Show award at Comdex.

5130
03:22:56,380 --> 03:22:59,380
But such is the excitement these days over Linux.

5131
03:22:59,380 --> 03:23:04,380
The editors of Byte recognize that with their award for the entire Linux pavilion.

5132
03:23:04,380 --> 03:23:06,380
Who was the creator of Linux?

5133
03:23:06,380 --> 03:23:09,380
We... It was the very first episode we saw.

5134
03:23:09,380 --> 03:23:10,380
His name?

5135
03:23:10,380 --> 03:23:12,380
Linus Torvald.

5136
03:23:12,380 --> 03:23:14,380
Linus Torvald.

5137
03:23:14,380 --> 03:23:19,380
Here to explain is Alexander Purnell, producer of the Best of Show Comdex Awards for Byte.com.

5138
03:23:19,380 --> 03:23:22,380
We've got a lovely bit of Hawaiian breeze.

5139
03:23:22,380 --> 03:23:25,380
Hawaiian breeze on the shirt tonight.

5140
03:23:25,380 --> 03:23:27,380
How do you feel? There's no sleeves.

5141
03:23:27,380 --> 03:23:28,380
No sleeves.

5142
03:23:28,380 --> 03:23:30,380
Won the Hawaiian breeze tonight.

5143
03:23:30,380 --> 03:23:31,380
Tonight.

5144
03:23:31,380 --> 03:23:32,380
Tonight.

5145
03:23:32,380 --> 03:23:34,380
Byte.

5146
03:23:34,380 --> 03:23:39,380
Alexander Purnell from Byte.com.

5147
03:23:39,380 --> 03:23:41,380
Comdex awards for Byte.com.

5148
03:23:41,380 --> 03:23:42,380
Speaking of which...

5149
03:23:42,380 --> 03:23:43,380
Byte.com.

5150
03:23:44,380 --> 03:23:45,380
What's the deal now?

5151
03:23:45,380 --> 03:23:47,380
There's no more Byte magazine, but you're doing it online at Byte.com?

5152
03:23:47,380 --> 03:23:48,380
All online.

5153
03:23:48,380 --> 03:23:49,380
Everyone can view it.

5154
03:23:49,380 --> 03:23:50,380
All online, baby.

5155
03:23:50,380 --> 03:23:51,380
Anytime, anywhere.

5156
03:23:51,380 --> 03:23:51,380
Anytime.

5157
03:23:51,380 --> 03:23:52,380
Same kind of content?

5158
03:23:52,380 --> 03:23:53,380
Absolutely.

5159
03:23:53,380 --> 03:23:54,380
Longer in some cases.

5160
03:23:54,380 --> 03:23:55,380
Anytime, baby.

5161
03:23:55,380 --> 03:23:56,380
So Byte is alive and well, just online.

5162
03:23:56,380 --> 03:23:57,380
Yes, sir.

5163
03:23:57,380 --> 03:23:58,380
All right.

5164
03:23:58,380 --> 03:23:59,380
So let's go back to the awards.

5165
03:23:59,380 --> 03:24:01,380
at Comdex forever, as far as I can remember.

5166
03:24:01,380 --> 03:24:05,380
Why did you give the Best of Show award to the whole Enix Pavilion?

5167
03:24:05,380 --> 03:24:08,380
Because we thought that was the most exciting thing at the show.

5168
03:24:08,380 --> 03:24:10,380
We thought that was.

5169
03:24:10,380 --> 03:24:12,380
We thought that was.

5170
03:24:12,380 --> 03:24:14,380
The whole Enix Pavilion.

5171
03:24:14,380 --> 03:24:16,380
Because we thought that was the most exciting thing at the show.

5172
03:24:16,380 --> 03:24:25,380
We thought that we were pointing out that here was a product that was suddenly making a big impact on the industry.

5173
03:24:25,380 --> 03:24:29,380
He's copying me with his hand movements. Look, that's he's ripping me off, man.

5174
03:24:29,380 --> 03:24:30,380
Was.

5175
03:24:30,380 --> 03:24:32,380
Thanks for the tip.

5176
03:24:32,380 --> 03:24:36,380
Is he thinking people are going to be fucking sending little messages to him?

5177
03:24:36,380 --> 03:24:39,380
Get a fucking grip, man.

5178
03:24:39,380 --> 03:24:47,380
He's making a big impact on the industry that people had heard of but had never thought of as a product that they could use.

5179
03:24:47,380 --> 03:24:48,380
Yeah.

5180
03:24:48,380 --> 03:24:51,380
And suddenly they could use it on their own desktops at home.

5181
03:24:51,380 --> 03:24:54,380
And it's a lot more real, a lot more user friendly, a lot more sort of normal now, right?

5182
03:24:54,380 --> 03:24:55,380
Right.

5183
03:24:55,380 --> 03:24:56,380
Let's take a look at it.

5184
03:24:56,380 --> 03:24:57,380
You've got Linux up here right now.

5185
03:24:57,380 --> 03:24:58,380
What version of Linux, by the way?

5186
03:24:58,380 --> 03:25:00,380
This is Red Hat Distribution 6.1.

5187
03:25:00,380 --> 03:25:01,380
Gotcha.

5188
03:25:01,380 --> 03:25:02,380
And it looks sort of windowish, right?

5189
03:25:02,380 --> 03:25:05,380
I mean, this is not Unix, you've got to get in there and type stuff.

5190
03:25:05,380 --> 03:25:09,380
No, no, this is the user interface is reasonably familiar.

5191
03:25:09,380 --> 03:25:10,380
All right.

5192
03:25:10,380 --> 03:25:12,380
We've got a reasonably familiar cascading menu.

5193
03:25:12,380 --> 03:25:14,380
So let's take a look at some of the apps that this comes with here.

5194
03:25:14,380 --> 03:25:17,380
Okay, we'll go ahead and just scroll through so we have the address, the usual stuff.

5195
03:25:17,380 --> 03:25:19,380
Yeah, including a spreadsheet.

5196
03:25:19,380 --> 03:25:21,380
Comes a little built-in spreadsheet.

5197
03:25:21,380 --> 03:25:24,380
Okay, so let's go back to that pull-down menu for a second.

5198
03:25:24,380 --> 03:25:25,380
Spreadsheet is boring.

5199
03:25:25,380 --> 03:25:27,380
So, I mean, it sort of looks like Windows, right?

5200
03:25:27,380 --> 03:25:28,380
Yeah.

5201
03:25:28,380 --> 03:25:29,380
I mean, same sort of idea.

5202
03:25:29,380 --> 03:25:34,380
Works enough length that you can probably puzzle it out, and if not, at least you've got some traction to start.

5203
03:25:34,380 --> 03:25:36,380
If in doubt, puzzle it out.

5204
03:25:36,380 --> 03:25:47,380
I'm just remembering last week's fellow who was showing him Internet Explorer, and they wanted to show him the Warner Brothers site, and he clicked on a fucking icon, and there was meant to be a noise, but it didn't happen.

5205
03:25:48,380 --> 03:25:49,380
Oh, fuck.

5206
03:25:49,380 --> 03:25:50,380
Good times.

5207
03:25:50,380 --> 03:25:51,380
Check that out.

5208
03:25:51,380 --> 03:25:52,380
Anyway, it's good times.

5209
03:25:52,380 --> 03:25:55,380
If you didn't see it, watch last week's Fat 32.

5210
03:25:55,380 --> 03:26:02,380
Now, except for the fact that you may be a Microsoft Bill Gates hater, why should anybody want to put Linux on their machine?

5211
03:26:02,380 --> 03:26:07,380
To try, to explore, to see if it works for them, and to learn about Unix.

5212
03:26:07,380 --> 03:26:11,380
Look at this in the background here is Space Boy.

5213
03:26:11,380 --> 03:26:12,380
Space...

5214
03:26:12,380 --> 03:26:13,380
Space Bat.

5215
03:26:14,380 --> 03:26:15,380
It is Space Bat.

5216
03:26:15,380 --> 03:26:16,380
Look, there's a picture of a bat there.

5217
03:26:16,380 --> 03:26:17,380
Space Bat.

5218
03:26:21,380 --> 03:26:22,380
Donut.

5219
03:26:22,380 --> 03:26:23,380
I don't know what that one is.

5220
03:26:23,380 --> 03:26:32,380
Because Unix is not only not going away, I think is going to be a bigger thing than in the past, and as a way to run applications that cannot crash...

5221
03:26:32,380 --> 03:26:33,380
This guy's hands, man.

5222
03:26:33,380 --> 03:26:37,380
This guy's hands need to fucking sort themselves out rapid.

5223
03:26:37,380 --> 03:26:37,820
Rapid.

5224
03:26:38,040 --> 03:26:40,960
You get, for $30, an enterprise-class operating system.

5225
03:26:40,960 --> 03:26:41,960
All right, so let's do it.

5226
03:26:42,080 --> 03:26:51,380
Cux, Cux, Cux, teeny Cux, Cux, teeny Cux, Cux, teeny Cux, Cux, teeny Cux, Cux, teeny Cux, teeny Cux, Cux, teeny Cux.

5227
03:26:51,760 --> 03:26:52,180
Reliable?

5228
03:26:52,340 --> 03:26:53,220
I mean, Linux, people say more.

5229
03:26:53,300 --> 03:26:54,660
Thanks for the tip there, teeny Cux.

5230
03:26:54,860 --> 03:26:55,240
Reliable to Windows.

5231
03:26:55,240 --> 03:26:55,780
I believe so.

5232
03:26:55,800 --> 03:26:56,360
Unix-based.

5233
03:26:56,860 --> 03:26:57,720
Less expensive.

5234
03:26:57,980 --> 03:26:58,280
Yes.

5235
03:26:58,920 --> 03:26:59,440
And open.

5236
03:26:59,840 --> 03:27:00,180
And open.

5237
03:27:00,200 --> 03:27:02,880
You want to go in there and play with it or get somebody else's tweak?

5238
03:27:03,200 --> 03:27:04,100
It's very easy to do that.

5239
03:27:04,120 --> 03:27:06,440
Or rewrite it or combine bits of it.

5240
03:27:06,860 --> 03:27:11,760
Linux comes out in distributions, which are controlled by the person who writes them.

5241
03:27:11,900 --> 03:27:12,100
Yeah.

5242
03:27:12,180 --> 03:27:13,200
And who collates them.

5243
03:27:13,500 --> 03:27:13,800
Okay.

5244
03:27:14,140 --> 03:27:16,440
Next rap has been, hey, there are no applications.

5245
03:27:16,620 --> 03:27:20,200
Yeah, Linux is great, and I'd like an alternative to Microsoft, but I can't run anything.

5246
03:27:20,780 --> 03:27:21,340
That's been solved.

5247
03:27:21,400 --> 03:27:23,460
In fact, let me show everybody this.

5248
03:27:23,720 --> 03:27:27,920
You also gave your Best Software Award to the Corel Office Suite for Linux.

5249
03:27:28,060 --> 03:27:28,340
Mm-hmm.

5250
03:27:28,560 --> 03:27:31,180
And why did that win the Best Software Award?

5251
03:27:31,840 --> 03:27:42,420
Because we thought that it was important to Linux and important for the whole usage of Linux as an operating system to have a real word processing suite.

5252
03:27:42,700 --> 03:27:44,520
And here's a real word processing suite.

5253
03:27:44,780 --> 03:27:45,700
And it's a whole office suite.

5254
03:27:45,760 --> 03:27:46,060
Yes, sir.

5255
03:27:46,060 --> 03:27:46,660
Not only WordPerfect.

5256
03:27:46,860 --> 03:27:50,980
Yes, this is a not quite finished, but very, very nearly finished version.

5257
03:27:51,180 --> 03:27:51,960
It's not quite out.

5258
03:27:52,300 --> 03:27:53,800
But this version runs.

5259
03:27:54,160 --> 03:27:55,680
All right, so it shows WordPerfect for Linux.

5260
03:27:56,120 --> 03:27:57,600
Tommy Versace's fucking.

5261
03:27:57,600 --> 03:27:58,580
All the same basic stuff.

5262
03:27:58,580 --> 03:27:58,740
Sure.

5263
03:27:58,880 --> 03:28:01,420
It's got all the sort of robust functionality that you'd expect.

5264
03:28:01,420 --> 03:28:03,500
Yes, it's full WordPerfect date.

5265
03:28:03,600 --> 03:28:05,160
It just happens to be running on top of the Linux.

5266
03:28:05,600 --> 03:28:06,000
Mommy!

5267
03:28:06,560 --> 03:28:07,720
Penguin has two heads.

5268
03:28:07,980 --> 03:28:09,480
Better than if you were running on Windows, you're saying.

5269
03:28:09,600 --> 03:28:10,320
I believe so.

5270
03:28:10,400 --> 03:28:14,440
What about, say, the cost of buying the Corel Suite as opposed to buying Microsoft Office?

5271
03:28:14,560 --> 03:28:15,740
It lists for less.

5272
03:28:16,480 --> 03:28:16,740
Okay.

5273
03:28:16,740 --> 03:28:17,920
And it should cost you less.

5274
03:28:18,080 --> 03:28:19,560
It itself is not open.

5275
03:28:19,920 --> 03:28:21,380
You can't go in and rewrite it.

5276
03:28:21,460 --> 03:28:21,780
Got it.

5277
03:28:21,780 --> 03:28:23,440
It runs on top of an open operating system.

5278
03:28:23,460 --> 03:28:23,860
Got it.

5279
03:28:23,860 --> 03:28:24,140
All right.

5280
03:28:24,580 --> 03:28:25,100
Got it.

5281
03:28:25,220 --> 03:28:25,520
All right.

5282
03:28:25,580 --> 03:28:26,920
What other apps are there?

5283
03:28:26,960 --> 03:28:28,320
We can do the whole Office bit.

5284
03:28:28,460 --> 03:28:28,860
I mean, can I...

5285
03:28:28,860 --> 03:28:31,100
Thank you very much, Nigel Farage Productions.

5286
03:28:31,220 --> 03:28:32,660
I browse the web on Linux.

5287
03:28:32,660 --> 03:28:33,040
Yes, sir.

5288
03:28:33,480 --> 03:28:36,040
Here's the Netscape browser.

5289
03:28:36,040 --> 03:28:38,020
So there's a version of Netscape up there.

5290
03:28:38,060 --> 03:28:38,300
Mm-hmm.

5291
03:28:38,420 --> 03:28:38,820
Right.

5292
03:28:39,660 --> 03:28:40,800
Now, if I...

5293
03:28:40,800 --> 03:28:42,000
The other fear people have...

5294
03:28:42,000 --> 03:28:45,480
I've got Windows, you know, that sort of sneakily ties up your whole machine.

5295
03:28:45,600 --> 03:28:49,940
I mean, is it going to be a disaster to my computer if I also install Linux?

5296
03:28:50,040 --> 03:28:50,240
No.

5297
03:28:50,540 --> 03:28:50,740
No.

5298
03:28:50,820 --> 03:28:52,340
You can use a part of your hard drive.

5299
03:28:52,360 --> 03:28:52,960
I can do it.

5300
03:28:52,960 --> 03:28:53,440
Use a second hard drive.

5301
03:28:53,740 --> 03:28:55,240
And you can go in and play with it.

5302
03:28:55,300 --> 03:28:57,260
The safest way would be to get a second hard drive.

5303
03:28:57,320 --> 03:28:57,460
Right.

5304
03:28:57,860 --> 03:28:58,380
Ooh.

5305
03:28:59,160 --> 03:28:59,880
Don't do...

5306
03:28:59,880 --> 03:29:01,020
You don't be fucking...

5307
03:29:01,020 --> 03:29:02,280
Doing that to Stu.

5308
03:29:07,500 --> 03:29:08,080
Hard drive.

5309
03:29:08,140 --> 03:29:08,400
Right.

5310
03:29:08,540 --> 03:29:09,480
Install Linux on it.

5311
03:29:09,820 --> 03:29:11,680
And don't run anything else on it.

5312
03:29:11,740 --> 03:29:12,000
Got it.

5313
03:29:12,000 --> 03:29:13,140
And Windows wouldn't even know about it.

5314
03:29:13,200 --> 03:29:13,300
All right.

5315
03:29:13,340 --> 03:29:14,580
Look at the fucking hands.

5316
03:29:14,700 --> 03:29:16,180
It's a crazy bit of business.

5317
03:29:16,360 --> 03:29:16,540
Right.

5318
03:29:16,620 --> 03:29:17,620
Install Linux on it.

5319
03:29:17,920 --> 03:29:19,720
And don't run anything else on it.

5320
03:29:19,720 --> 03:29:19,760
And...

5321
03:29:19,760 --> 03:29:19,760
...

5322
03:29:19,760 --> 03:29:19,760
...

5323
03:29:19,760 --> 03:29:28,920
...

5324
03:29:28,920 --> 03:29:33,940
Windows wouldn't even know about it.

5325
03:29:33,940 --> 03:29:34,180
All right.

5326
03:29:34,180 --> 03:29:35,600
So sort of keep them apart if you can.

5327
03:29:35,880 --> 03:29:37,280
But you could put it on the same hard drive.

5328
03:29:37,280 --> 03:29:37,980
And most people do.

5329
03:29:37,980 --> 03:29:38,320
Yeah.

5330
03:29:38,640 --> 03:29:40,100
Look at the cheeky little questions.

5331
03:29:40,180 --> 03:29:40,880
Stu froze in there.

5332
03:29:41,520 --> 03:29:43,620
But you could put it on the cheeky little hard drive.

5333
03:29:43,900 --> 03:29:44,460
You know about it.

5334
03:29:44,500 --> 03:29:44,680
All right.

5335
03:29:44,680 --> 03:29:46,100
So sort of keep them apart if you can.

5336
03:29:46,400 --> 03:29:47,760
But you could put it on the same hard drive.

5337
03:29:47,760 --> 03:29:48,660
And most people do.

5338
03:29:48,660 --> 03:29:50,180
Could put it on the same hard drive.

5339
03:29:50,300 --> 03:29:50,740
People do.

5340
03:29:50,960 --> 03:29:51,080
Yeah.

5341
03:29:51,080 --> 03:29:53,520
Some people have three, four operating systems on the same drive.

5342
03:29:53,560 --> 03:29:54,040
Some people do.

5343
03:29:54,040 --> 03:29:56,360
Other thing people worry about is the installation process.

5344
03:29:56,420 --> 03:29:57,040
Very complicated.

5345
03:29:57,180 --> 03:29:58,120
You have to be a geek, etc.

5346
03:29:58,280 --> 03:29:59,180
Has that been improved?

5347
03:29:59,480 --> 03:30:00,360
Much improved.

5348
03:30:00,700 --> 03:30:04,300
This system can go from soup to nuts in as little as 20 minutes.

5349
03:30:04,440 --> 03:30:05,660
It can go from what?

5350
03:30:05,820 --> 03:30:06,120
Soup?

5351
03:30:06,620 --> 03:30:07,680
Soup to nuts?

5352
03:30:08,100 --> 03:30:10,120
In as little as fucking 20 minutes?

5353
03:30:10,440 --> 03:30:12,720
Thank you very much there, micro...

5354
03:30:12,720 --> 03:30:13,960
Bill Gates hater.

5355
03:30:14,080 --> 03:30:14,700
Thank you very much.

5356
03:30:15,260 --> 03:30:18,040
This can go from soup to nuts in 20 minutes.

5357
03:30:18,840 --> 03:30:19,500
Much improved.

5358
03:30:19,660 --> 03:30:20,840
Samantha Gutierrez.

5359
03:30:20,900 --> 03:30:21,280
How are you?

5360
03:30:21,540 --> 03:30:22,400
Can I get a shout out?

5361
03:30:22,440 --> 03:30:22,720
You can.

5362
03:30:22,780 --> 03:30:23,340
You just had it.

5363
03:30:23,440 --> 03:30:23,760
...improved.

5364
03:30:24,020 --> 03:30:27,660
This system can go from soup to nuts in as little as 20 minutes.

5365
03:30:28,160 --> 03:30:30,100
What the fuck does that mean?

5366
03:30:30,100 --> 03:30:35,020
Soup to nuts in 20 minutes, man.

5367
03:30:35,200 --> 03:30:35,420
Yeah.

5368
03:30:35,420 --> 03:30:38,800
A lot of it depends on whether you're hardware supported, but an increasing amount of it is.

5369
03:30:39,180 --> 03:30:43,840
Last point we ought to make, Alex, is many people don't know, but they're running Linux

5370
03:30:43,840 --> 03:30:44,560
all the time, right?

5371
03:30:44,580 --> 03:30:48,040
Because a lot of the internet world, a lot of the server world is in fact using Linux.

5372
03:30:48,420 --> 03:30:50,740
A lot of the smaller ISPs don't use anything but.

5373
03:30:50,860 --> 03:30:51,040
Yeah.

5374
03:30:51,120 --> 03:30:52,080
They have a Linux box.

5375
03:30:52,200 --> 03:30:52,760
They may reboot.

5376
03:30:52,760 --> 03:30:54,120
I'm a Windows kind of guy.

5377
03:30:54,260 --> 03:30:55,560
In order to improve the software.

5378
03:30:55,760 --> 03:31:00,080
Otherwise, it just sits in a corner or in a closet somewhere and just runs from the

5379
03:31:00,080 --> 03:31:00,920
of the other.

5380
03:31:00,920 --> 03:31:00,920
Fascinating.

5381
03:31:00,920 --> 03:31:01,740
Thanks a lot, Alex.

5382
03:31:01,740 --> 03:31:01,960
Thank you.

5383
03:31:02,120 --> 03:31:02,400
Okay.

5384
03:31:02,700 --> 03:31:07,280
Well, one of the most exciting futuristic technologies at Comdex was something called Bluetooth.

5385
03:31:07,280 --> 03:31:12,460
It's not quite a product, but a protocol, a standard for allowing a variety of electronic

5386
03:31:12,460 --> 03:31:14,620
devices to communicate wirelessly.

5387
03:31:15,000 --> 03:31:19,900
It's the result of a collaboration between Intel, IBM, Toshiba, Ericsson, and Nokia.

5388
03:31:20,420 --> 03:31:23,140
And here to explain it all to us is Simon Ellis of Intel.

5389
03:31:23,360 --> 03:31:23,520
Hello.

5390
03:31:24,380 --> 03:31:26,340
Again, this is a concept, not a product.

5391
03:31:26,440 --> 03:31:28,540
So explain exactly what Bluetooth is.

5392
03:31:28,780 --> 03:31:29,720
Oh, Bluetooth.

5393
03:31:29,980 --> 03:31:30,780
Here we go, guys.

5394
03:31:30,880 --> 03:31:36,200
The technology, radio waves that we still use to this very day.

5395
03:31:36,460 --> 03:31:38,680
None other than Bluetooth.

5396
03:31:39,480 --> 03:31:42,340
Thank you very much there for the tip there, soup to nuts.

5397
03:31:42,700 --> 03:31:45,620
Bluetooth, or as it's known in Dublin, Bluetooth.

5398
03:31:46,300 --> 03:31:49,820
Bluetooth is wireless connectivity between all of your...

5399
03:31:49,820 --> 03:31:51,340
Exactly what Bluetooth is.

5400
03:31:51,620 --> 03:31:57,040
Bluetooth is wireless connectivity between all of your mobile devices and a mechanism to get

5401
03:31:57,040 --> 03:31:57,600
to the internet.

5402
03:31:58,360 --> 03:31:58,660
All right.

5403
03:31:58,700 --> 03:32:01,160
Let's talk about the technology for a second because it's quite amazing.

5404
03:32:01,240 --> 03:32:03,520
This tiny little thing, which I want to show...

5405
03:32:03,520 --> 03:32:04,940
Boys to nuts.

5406
03:32:06,460 --> 03:32:07,260
Blue jewel.

5407
03:32:07,560 --> 03:32:08,860
I got the blue jewel.

5408
03:32:09,220 --> 03:32:10,700
This is it, basically, right?

5409
03:32:11,100 --> 03:32:12,220
What is in this little...

5410
03:32:12,220 --> 03:32:13,440
Stew tooth.

5411
03:32:14,080 --> 03:32:19,260
In the module is entire radio, which is the transmitter and the receiver and the interface.

5412
03:32:19,600 --> 03:32:21,480
Look at the fucking grip on that chip.

5413
03:32:22,060 --> 03:32:23,900
Crazy bit of grip on the chip he has.

5414
03:32:23,900 --> 03:32:26,040
The fucking stew dog.

5415
03:32:26,740 --> 03:32:32,180
And it's a well fucking filed nail he has going on there.

5416
03:32:32,900 --> 03:32:35,000
Well kept nail.

5417
03:32:35,160 --> 03:32:36,520
And look at the size of that chip.

5418
03:32:37,460 --> 03:32:39,480
So the entire communications...

5419
03:32:39,480 --> 03:32:40,160
Chip and grip.

5420
03:32:40,180 --> 03:32:42,880
...transmitter receiver has all been squeezed down into this tiny little chip.

5421
03:32:43,220 --> 03:32:44,100
In fact, we have another...

5422
03:32:44,100 --> 03:32:45,520
Tiny little chip receiver.

5423
03:32:45,660 --> 03:32:49,160
...which I can open up so we can show our audience a little bit more of what's inside there.

5424
03:32:50,100 --> 03:32:52,540
This is quite an achievement, I take it, to figure this out.

5425
03:32:52,540 --> 03:32:52,880
Darth...

5426
03:32:52,880 --> 03:32:53,080
Right.

5427
03:32:53,240 --> 03:32:53,880
The key is...

5428
03:32:53,880 --> 03:32:55,200
Darth Shafader.

5429
03:32:55,380 --> 03:32:56,180
Thank you very much.

5430
03:32:56,720 --> 03:32:59,480
It can pretty much go from soup to nuts in 20 minutes.

5431
03:33:00,060 --> 03:33:03,020
The technology is to have an architecture that can be implemented.

5432
03:33:03,960 --> 03:33:04,240
Architecture.

5433
03:33:04,600 --> 03:33:07,100
Ultimately, you'll be able to implement it in a single piece of silicon.

5434
03:33:07,360 --> 03:33:07,520
Right.

5435
03:33:07,820 --> 03:33:08,880
And inexpensively.

5436
03:33:09,000 --> 03:33:09,260
Yes.

5437
03:33:09,420 --> 03:33:10,780
I mean, if everybody's going to use this thing.

5438
03:33:11,140 --> 03:33:15,020
High volume and the silicon will yield low cost.

5439
03:33:15,140 --> 03:33:17,800
Now, this little one, this green thing is the antenna, I assume.

5440
03:33:17,960 --> 03:33:20,120
I mean, where does the antenna actually sit, say, in your notebook?

5441
03:33:20,120 --> 03:33:21,680
In a given device, it would be different.

5442
03:33:22,040 --> 03:33:23,040
For example...

5443
03:33:23,040 --> 03:33:24,440
Is chip your real name, chip?

5444
03:33:24,540 --> 03:33:25,020
No, it's not.

5445
03:33:25,020 --> 03:33:28,820
You'd put the antenna in the screen or maybe in the hinge of the notebook.

5446
03:33:28,820 --> 03:33:29,480
All right.

5447
03:33:29,520 --> 03:33:32,740
And then phones cover it and other devices could have that little thing in it there.

5448
03:33:33,200 --> 03:33:35,280
Let's talk about the hardware setup we have here.

5449
03:33:35,400 --> 03:33:35,740
We have a...

5450
03:33:35,740 --> 03:33:37,040
A little bit of stew hand movement.

5451
03:33:37,400 --> 03:33:38,660
Devices could have that little...

5452
03:33:38,660 --> 03:33:39,280
See that little...

5453
03:33:39,920 --> 03:33:40,580
What's that little...

5454
03:33:40,580 --> 03:33:41,200
It's subtle.

5455
03:33:41,320 --> 03:33:42,000
It's so subtle.

5456
03:33:42,120 --> 03:33:43,000
You might actually miss it.

5457
03:33:43,040 --> 03:33:44,800
But look at the way it moves the body.

5458
03:33:45,160 --> 03:33:46,740
Move your body like a snake stew.

5459
03:33:47,280 --> 03:33:48,280
As R. Kelly sang.

5460
03:33:48,360 --> 03:33:49,660
Maybe in the hinge of the...

5461
03:33:49,660 --> 03:33:50,500
Look at the Nokia!

5462
03:33:50,740 --> 03:33:51,780
I never even noticed it!

5463
03:33:54,280 --> 03:33:55,140
Solid block.

5464
03:33:56,140 --> 03:33:57,100
Nokia blockia.

5465
03:34:00,800 --> 03:34:01,280
All right.

5466
03:34:01,340 --> 03:34:02,800
And then phones cover it and other devices...

5467
03:34:02,800 --> 03:34:04,380
Look at the movement here of stew.

5468
03:34:04,480 --> 03:34:05,080
Might actually...

5469
03:34:05,080 --> 03:34:05,580
If we...

5470
03:34:05,580 --> 03:34:06,540
Look at that.

5471
03:34:08,540 --> 03:34:09,460
Any fucking...

5472
03:34:09,460 --> 03:34:10,420
Samba...

5473
03:34:10,420 --> 03:34:12,660
Music or tunes there?

5474
03:34:12,900 --> 03:34:15,900
Any samba music going on there, man?

5475
03:34:16,900 --> 03:34:18,660
Any fucking samba music, no?

5476
03:34:20,020 --> 03:34:20,520
No?

5477
03:34:21,680 --> 03:34:22,240
Cyber?

5478
03:34:24,380 --> 03:34:25,680
That'd be great for music.

5479
03:34:25,680 --> 03:34:43,040
The devices could have that little...

5480
03:34:43,040 --> 03:34:46,120
Little thing in the big...

5481
03:34:46,120 --> 03:34:54,960
The devices could have that little...

5482
03:34:54,960 --> 03:34:55,760
Little thing in the big...

5483
03:34:55,760 --> 03:34:56,480
Uh...

5484
03:34:56,480 --> 03:34:58,340
Let's talk about the hardware setup we have here.

5485
03:34:58,380 --> 03:35:00,480
We have a rather simple demonstration of Bluetooth.

5486
03:35:00,680 --> 03:35:01,640
You have your notebook computer.

5487
03:35:02,020 --> 03:35:02,420
Bluetooth.

5488
03:35:03,460 --> 03:35:03,680
Right.

5489
03:35:04,100 --> 03:35:04,420
Uh...

5490
03:35:04,420 --> 03:35:05,120
You have a cell phone.

5491
03:35:05,240 --> 03:35:07,400
He seemed a bit shocked and perturbed.

5492
03:35:07,500 --> 03:35:08,140
The fellow then...

5493
03:35:08,140 --> 03:35:09,000
You have this.

5494
03:35:09,500 --> 03:35:09,980
Right.

5495
03:35:10,540 --> 03:35:12,320
Rather simple demonstration of Bluetooth.

5496
03:35:12,500 --> 03:35:13,480
You have your notebook computer.

5497
03:35:14,020 --> 03:35:14,260
Right.

5498
03:35:14,460 --> 03:35:15,140
Uh...

5499
03:35:15,140 --> 03:35:16,000
It's like...

5500
03:35:16,000 --> 03:35:16,760
What's this fellow?

5501
03:35:17,120 --> 03:35:19,060
What's Stu telling me to do now?

5502
03:35:19,120 --> 03:35:20,240
What's he gonna tell me to do?

5503
03:35:20,460 --> 03:35:20,700
Right?

5504
03:35:21,240 --> 03:35:21,620
I do?

5505
03:35:21,720 --> 03:35:21,900
Yeah?

5506
03:35:22,140 --> 03:35:22,560
Uh...

5507
03:35:22,560 --> 03:35:23,020
Yeah?

5508
03:35:23,300 --> 03:35:24,240
We have your...

5509
03:35:24,240 --> 03:35:25,960
Rather simple demonstration of Bluetooth.

5510
03:35:26,120 --> 03:35:27,120
You have your notebook computer.

5511
03:35:27,660 --> 03:35:27,880
Right.

5512
03:35:28,060 --> 03:35:28,560
Uh...

5513
03:35:28,560 --> 03:35:29,500
You have a cell phone.

5514
03:35:29,900 --> 03:35:30,660
I have a cell phone.

5515
03:35:31,240 --> 03:35:31,540
Now...

5516
03:35:31,540 --> 03:35:31,700
Now...

5517
03:35:31,700 --> 03:35:32,740
What's gonna happen here?

5518
03:35:32,760 --> 03:35:33,780
How's this communications work?

5519
03:35:33,960 --> 03:35:35,580
Well, first of all, we're gonna show...

5520
03:35:35,580 --> 03:35:37,900
Hand movements there while Stu's saying stuff.

5521
03:35:38,120 --> 03:35:39,700
Look at the fellow's hand movements here.

5522
03:35:39,720 --> 03:35:39,980
Now...

5523
03:35:39,980 --> 03:35:40,140
Now...

5524
03:35:40,140 --> 03:35:41,180
What's gonna happen here?

5525
03:35:41,180 --> 03:35:42,320
How's this communications work?

5526
03:35:42,500 --> 03:35:43,560
Well, first of all, we're gonna show...

5527
03:35:43,560 --> 03:35:43,880
I have a cell phone.

5528
03:35:43,880 --> 03:35:44,540
...demonstration of Bluetooth.

5529
03:35:44,700 --> 03:35:45,700
You have your notebook computer.

5530
03:35:46,220 --> 03:35:46,460
Right.

5531
03:35:46,620 --> 03:35:47,100
Uh...

5532
03:35:47,100 --> 03:35:48,060
You have a cell phone.

5533
03:35:48,480 --> 03:35:49,220
I have a cell phone.

5534
03:35:49,800 --> 03:35:50,120
Now...

5535
03:35:50,120 --> 03:35:50,280
Now...

5536
03:35:50,280 --> 03:35:51,320
What's gonna happen here?

5537
03:35:51,340 --> 03:35:52,360
How's this communication work?

5538
03:35:52,360 --> 03:35:54,200
Well, first of all, we're gonna show...

5539
03:35:54,200 --> 03:35:55,360
Um...

5540
03:35:55,360 --> 03:35:57,320
The way Bluetooth will be used...

5541
03:35:57,320 --> 03:35:57,720
Um...

5542
03:35:57,720 --> 03:35:59,240
To utilize your phone.

5543
03:35:59,320 --> 03:36:00,400
To send a message...

5544
03:36:00,400 --> 03:36:01,500
To anyone else.

5545
03:36:01,560 --> 03:36:02,080
This is a...

5546
03:36:02,080 --> 03:36:03,040
A paging message.

5547
03:36:03,040 --> 03:36:04,820
The way he picks up that phone.

5548
03:36:04,820 --> 03:36:05,160
...to send a message.

5549
03:36:06,160 --> 03:36:11,280
To anyone else.

5550
03:36:11,280 --> 03:36:11,840
This is a...

5551
03:36:11,840 --> 03:36:14,420
A paging message that we'd send to someone else on the network.

5552
03:36:15,000 --> 03:36:16,800
Well, let's do something simple to begin with.

5553
03:36:16,860 --> 03:36:18,760
I mean, you can get these two guys to talk to each other.

5554
03:36:18,860 --> 03:36:21,640
They happen to be next to each other, but they could be around the world, right?

5555
03:36:22,080 --> 03:36:22,240
Yeah.

5556
03:36:22,300 --> 03:36:24,780
Well, first of all, my phone could be in my briefcase in my pocket.

5557
03:36:26,000 --> 03:36:27,400
Johnson's fights are facts.

5558
03:36:27,760 --> 03:36:28,760
Thank you very much.

5559
03:36:29,900 --> 03:36:31,660
You're involved in a scam, man.

5560
03:36:32,360 --> 03:36:32,920
You're involved...

5561
03:36:32,920 --> 03:36:33,460
What do you say?

5562
03:36:33,900 --> 03:36:35,200
It's fucking...

5563
03:36:35,200 --> 03:36:37,440
You're involved in a fucking conspiracy, man.

5564
03:36:37,520 --> 03:36:38,120
I have the video.

5565
03:36:39,160 --> 03:36:41,020
You're involved in a fraud, man.

5566
03:36:42,060 --> 03:36:43,080
You would have a phone...

5567
03:36:43,080 --> 03:36:43,340
Got it.

5568
03:36:43,480 --> 03:36:47,180
But I mean, the point is this notebook computer could be in another continent, right?

5569
03:36:47,500 --> 03:36:49,060
Your phone could be in another place, yes?

5570
03:36:49,220 --> 03:36:51,000
No, the two devices...

5571
03:36:51,000 --> 03:36:52,380
Your mobile devices will be together.

5572
03:36:52,400 --> 03:36:52,800
These two have to be together.

5573
03:36:53,780 --> 03:36:54,640
Chi-chi hands.

5574
03:36:55,000 --> 03:36:59,560
The mobile equipment you carry around with you, like a phone, like a handheld computer, and your PC.

5575
03:37:00,200 --> 03:37:01,520
And you'd use them at different times.

5576
03:37:01,560 --> 03:37:03,060
When you're standing up, you'd use your phone.

5577
03:37:03,420 --> 03:37:04,240
When you're sitting down...

5578
03:37:04,240 --> 03:37:05,300
One step at a time.

5579
03:37:05,420 --> 03:37:07,520
Show communication now wirelessly between...

5580
03:37:07,520 --> 03:37:08,600
You're involved in a fraud, man.

5581
03:37:08,600 --> 03:37:16,240
First of all, what I'm going to launch here is an application that is going to interrogate the telephone and give you essentially...

5582
03:37:16,240 --> 03:37:18,480
Will Samba for soup.

5583
03:37:18,660 --> 03:37:19,800
...remote control of your phone.

5584
03:37:19,800 --> 03:37:22,180
Thank you very much, Connor, for the tip.

5585
03:37:22,220 --> 03:37:27,660
You only moved for some late night, early noughties, peace process animations to get...

5586
03:37:27,660 --> 03:37:28,180
VivaDream.

5587
03:37:28,280 --> 03:37:30,840
Search together in the park, Northern Ireland.

5588
03:37:30,980 --> 03:37:31,620
Oh, yeah, I might do.

5589
03:37:31,800 --> 03:37:32,160
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

5590
03:37:32,200 --> 03:37:32,600
I might do.

5591
03:37:32,600 --> 03:37:33,100
Sitting down.

5592
03:37:33,260 --> 03:37:33,920
I've got the keyboard.

5593
03:37:34,080 --> 03:37:34,620
I've got the screen.

5594
03:37:34,700 --> 03:37:35,540
And I can see what's happening.

5595
03:37:36,180 --> 03:37:41,140
And the first thing you want to do is to synchronize the phone numbers that you have on your phone.

5596
03:37:41,140 --> 03:37:44,720
So you have a bunch of phone numbers, obviously, in your dial list here in the Nokia.

5597
03:37:45,100 --> 03:37:46,740
What the hell is happening here?

5598
03:37:46,820 --> 03:37:47,060
Are we just...

5599
03:37:47,660 --> 03:37:49,080
Is he reading the phone now, is he?

5600
03:37:49,200 --> 03:37:50,600
Mr. Nerve Hands.

5601
03:37:50,680 --> 03:37:51,100
Okay, Stu.

5602
03:37:51,180 --> 03:37:51,820
Thank you very much.

5603
03:37:51,940 --> 03:37:52,720
I'm Paul Meschkel.

5604
03:37:53,420 --> 03:37:56,420
It's like I got bored because there's nothing happening.

5605
03:37:56,600 --> 03:37:57,820
They're just chatting away for a while.

5606
03:37:58,060 --> 03:37:59,180
I don't know what they're doing.

5607
03:37:59,820 --> 03:38:02,420
I didn't see him plug the Nokia into the computer.

5608
03:38:03,200 --> 03:38:03,940
Thank you very much.

5609
03:38:04,020 --> 03:38:04,920
Will Samba for soup.

5610
03:38:05,060 --> 03:38:05,700
Paul Meschkel.

5611
03:38:05,900 --> 03:38:06,880
Nerve Hands and Connor.

5612
03:38:06,880 --> 03:38:12,780
...that is going to interrogate the telephone and give you essentially remote control of your phone.

5613
03:38:12,940 --> 03:38:14,720
So while I'm sitting down, I've got the keyboard.

5614
03:38:14,900 --> 03:38:16,360
I've got the screen and I can see what's happening.

5615
03:38:17,060 --> 03:38:19,360
And the first thing you want to do is to synchronize...

5616
03:38:19,360 --> 03:38:20,340
I got that screen.

5617
03:38:20,460 --> 03:38:21,940
...the phone numbers that you have on your phone.

5618
03:38:21,960 --> 03:38:25,540
So you have a bunch of phone numbers, obviously, in your dial list here in the Nokia.

5619
03:38:25,680 --> 03:38:27,380
It was a powerful moment for me.

5620
03:38:28,080 --> 03:38:28,900
Actually, what we're doing...

5621
03:38:28,900 --> 03:38:30,500
It was a powerful moment for me.

5622
03:38:30,560 --> 03:38:33,340
...is we're reading the numbers that were in the phone and onto the computer.

5623
03:38:33,480 --> 03:38:34,900
So now I can see...

5624
03:38:36,220 --> 03:38:36,620
Look.

5625
03:38:37,440 --> 03:38:38,500
Mr. Chang.

5626
03:38:41,940 --> 03:38:42,940
Mr. Chang.

5627
03:38:43,880 --> 03:38:44,280
Mike.

5628
03:38:44,700 --> 03:38:45,700
John.

5629
03:38:45,700 --> 03:38:46,700
John.

5630
03:38:46,700 --> 03:38:46,700
John.

5631
03:38:46,700 --> 03:38:47,700
John.

5632
03:38:47,700 --> 03:38:47,700
John.

5633
03:38:47,700 --> 03:38:47,700
John.

5634
03:38:47,700 --> 03:38:51,580
The numbers, I can do edits, I can add more numbers.

5635
03:38:51,580 --> 03:38:52,460
Mr. Chang.

5636
03:38:52,460 --> 03:38:53,240
Got it.

5637
03:38:53,240 --> 03:38:56,480
Now, the next thing is to show creating a message.

5638
03:38:56,480 --> 03:39:00,100
It's very hard to type a message using the numbers on the screen.

5639
03:39:00,100 --> 03:39:03,500
So while I'm sitting down, I'm waiting for an airplane perhaps,

5640
03:39:03,500 --> 03:39:06,880
I can now use my computer with the screen,

5641
03:39:06,880 --> 03:39:10,600
using the advantages that computers have, for example,

5642
03:39:10,600 --> 03:39:13,200
being able to cut and paste the message from something--

5643
03:39:13,200 --> 03:39:14,740
All right, so this is sort of a little email message.

5644
03:39:14,740 --> 03:39:15,680
Cut and paste the message.

5645
03:39:15,680 --> 03:39:17,320
I've got my phone over here now.

5646
03:39:17,320 --> 03:39:19,080
Now, I could be the other side of the world, right?

5647
03:39:19,080 --> 03:39:19,480
Right.

5648
03:39:19,480 --> 03:39:21,860
So you're sitting in an airport in London, let's say,

5649
03:39:21,860 --> 03:39:24,200
and you've got your notebook and your Nokia

5650
03:39:24,200 --> 03:39:26,000
and your little Bluetooth chips in there,

5651
03:39:26,000 --> 03:39:28,120
and you want to send me an email message here in California.

5652
03:39:28,120 --> 03:39:28,820
Right.

5653
03:39:28,820 --> 03:39:31,320
So what I would do is I'd construct the message,

5654
03:39:31,320 --> 03:39:35,080
I'd hit the send button, and then you would--

5655
03:39:35,080 --> 03:39:36,820
Message for Chang.

5656
03:39:36,820 --> 03:39:37,820
F-U Chang.

5657
03:39:37,820 --> 03:39:38,480
Thank you very much.

5658
03:39:38,480 --> 03:39:41,560
Message on your phone, which you could then read and reply to.

5659
03:39:41,560 --> 03:39:42,700
Got it.

5660
03:39:42,700 --> 03:39:44,080
All right, and did you send it to me?

5661
03:39:44,080 --> 03:39:45,500
Yes.

5662
03:39:45,500 --> 03:39:46,940
Can you hear it?

5663
03:39:46,940 --> 03:39:59,120
the noise, the fucking prerequisite radio wave interference before you get the message.

5664
03:39:59,840 --> 03:40:04,740
Hopefully, are they Nokia's? I think they're Nokia's. Hopefully as the

5665
03:40:04,740 --> 03:40:14,520
we've got some fucking, we've got some fucking absolute scumbags trying to penetrate the fucking

5666
03:40:14,520 --> 03:40:17,440
chat land. Gonzo.

5667
03:40:17,440 --> 03:40:23,600
What's happening is a message. Yes! Classic.

5668
03:40:23,600 --> 03:40:29,600
On your phone, which you could then read and reply to. Got it. Witnessing history here, folks.

5669
03:40:30,280 --> 03:40:34,460
Yes, it takes what's happening is a message. Okay, there it goes. All right, so again,

5670
03:40:34,520 --> 03:40:41,080
to make sure, yeah, I got it. Let me just take a look here. Bluetooth message. And there it is.

5671
03:40:41,360 --> 03:40:50,340
Simon Ellis, Corporations, live from computer. Thank you very much. I dial up. Thank you very much.

5672
03:40:50,640 --> 03:40:56,080
Simon Ellis, Intel Corporation reporting live. All right. All right. Now, what happened here then,

5673
03:40:56,140 --> 03:41:00,480
though, I mean, this did go up to some cell phone network up in cyberspace somewhere and come back

5674
03:41:00,480 --> 03:41:05,660
around. Now, this is all very nice. I mean, it's cool to get your phone and your notebook computer

5675
03:41:05,660 --> 03:41:10,240
to talk together and be able to send messages like that. I would think the real value is getting this

5676
03:41:10,240 --> 03:41:14,660
little chip in everything. Right. Chip your real name, chip? The goal of the program is to have

5677
03:41:14,660 --> 03:41:19,580
a common way for all devices to connect to each other. So, for example, in your car, if you wanted

5678
03:41:19,580 --> 03:41:23,860
to put your, if you had a Bluetooth connection, then you could use the hands-free system. So I might have a

5679
03:41:23,860 --> 03:41:45,340
Bluetooth chip in my car. I might have it in my PDA, I assume, my digital camera. Right. In the printer. In the printer. In the printer. Consumer appliance. So the theory is there's this like ideal geek world coming down the line in which all objects can talk to each other wirelessly around the world. You know it, Stu. Right. Thank you. You know it. All right. That's our look at the best of fall Comdex. I'll be back in just a moment with some closing thoughts.

5680
03:41:51,860 --> 03:41:56,420
Instead of doing my usual pick of the week in this time slot, I wanted to spend a few moments.

5681
03:41:56,420 --> 03:42:03,420
I hope he does another fucking hit piece on some fucking shit software. Thanks very much, Chakchips.

5682
03:42:03,540 --> 03:42:09,780
Responding to several emails I've received from viewers who are unhappy that I seem to frequently interrupt the guests on this show.

5683
03:42:09,780 --> 03:42:09,900
Oh!

5684
03:42:14,680 --> 03:42:25,320
Woo! Here we go. And you could tell that maybe it was beginning to get on fucking Stu's nerves now towards the end of, hopefully this wasn't the death knell for Computer Chronicles.

5685
03:42:25,560 --> 03:42:28,280
That he's actually finally confronting a demon.

5686
03:42:29,000 --> 03:42:32,640
And, uh, this has probably been bouncing around in the back of his head for a while.

5687
03:42:32,720 --> 03:42:35,280
Like, people have been going, why'd you fucking do that, Stu?

5688
03:42:35,520 --> 03:42:42,520
And as I said to you, I was, uh, deep diving into Stu's, uh, fucking podcast interviews and things like that.

5689
03:42:42,560 --> 03:42:46,320
And he does make sure to mention it in a few of the interviews.

5690
03:42:46,320 --> 03:42:49,960
Like, I was once voted the most hated man in America.

5691
03:42:50,640 --> 03:42:54,820
Because I wouldn't give the guests enough time to explain.

5692
03:42:55,340 --> 03:42:56,920
But you see, there was a reason for that.

5693
03:42:57,160 --> 03:43:01,340
That was because a lot of the people we get on the show, they would be marketing people.

5694
03:43:01,840 --> 03:43:03,400
And they wouldn't, they'd have their spiel.

5695
03:43:03,740 --> 03:43:07,460
And they wouldn't be able to translate what they wanted to sell to the layman.

5696
03:43:07,580 --> 03:43:11,060
So, I had to cut them off and get in there and all that kind of stuff.

5697
03:43:11,140 --> 03:43:13,620
And it's just like, fucking, thank you very much.

5698
03:43:14,340 --> 03:43:16,040
It's Stu. Girl, you know it's Stu.

5699
03:43:16,360 --> 03:43:17,280
Thank you very much for the tip.

5700
03:43:18,080 --> 03:43:21,520
So, it seems that he's addressing the haters here.

5701
03:43:21,760 --> 03:43:23,460
Stu, addressing the haters.

5702
03:43:25,660 --> 03:43:26,460
It's history.

5703
03:43:26,500 --> 03:43:28,840
I'll be back in just a moment with some closing thoughts.

5704
03:43:29,660 --> 03:43:30,680
Hustling and harrying.

5705
03:43:35,560 --> 03:43:38,560
Instead of doing my usual pick of the week in this time slot,

5706
03:43:38,640 --> 03:43:42,540
I wanted to spend a few moments responding to several emails I've received from viewers

5707
03:43:42,540 --> 03:43:46,400
who are unhappy that I seem to frequently interrupt the guests on the show

5708
03:43:46,400 --> 03:43:48,020
and don't let them keep talking.

5709
03:43:48,020 --> 03:43:51,780
That's a fair observation and so I'd like to explain why that happens.

5710
03:43:52,820 --> 03:43:53,920
Fess up, Stu.

5711
03:43:54,580 --> 03:43:57,200
Pick of the week was fucking sacrifice for this.

5712
03:43:57,400 --> 03:44:02,940
First of all, on this show we try to give you a broad look at what we think of the leading technologies in a particular area.

5713
03:44:03,120 --> 03:44:07,520
That usually means showing you at least four different examples of new products or technologies.

5714
03:44:07,960 --> 03:44:11,960
That means we have a little more than five minutes to spend with each guest and each demo.

5715
03:44:12,360 --> 03:44:15,640
We figure it's better for you to see a little bit of several new technologies,

5716
03:44:15,900 --> 03:44:19,060
rather than for us to spend more time on just one or two examples.

5717
03:44:19,660 --> 03:44:27,560
Look, does this, have you noticed the slow zoom into Stu while he's delivering this dialogue here?

5718
03:44:28,240 --> 03:44:31,780
People are saying there, Stu, Nathan is saying he's circling the wagons.

5719
03:44:33,040 --> 03:44:33,480
Unhappy.

5720
03:44:33,660 --> 03:44:36,380
Thank you very much, Stu, is paced for the tip.

5721
03:44:37,420 --> 03:44:40,720
Rather than for us to spend more time on just one or two examples.

5722
03:44:40,900 --> 03:44:47,460
Look at the slow creeping zoom into Stu here where it's really a technique used to lend a little bit of emphasis

5723
03:44:47,460 --> 03:44:51,640
and give a little bit of credibility and credence to what somebody is saying.

5724
03:44:51,760 --> 03:44:52,640
Bell, thank you very much.

5725
03:44:52,780 --> 03:44:55,580
If you want more detail, of course, you can always go to a website.

5726
03:44:56,180 --> 03:44:59,800
Now, our guests are usually not familiar with these kinds of time restraints.

5727
03:44:59,920 --> 03:45:03,700
They're often involved in doing demos for analysts or investors or trade shows

5728
03:45:03,700 --> 03:45:07,400
where they have 20 or 30 minutes to explain their product, not five minutes.

5729
03:45:07,940 --> 03:45:10,460
And of course, when our guests are from a particular vendor,

5730
03:45:10,600 --> 03:45:14,740
they would ideally like to have more time than their competitors who will follow them on the show.

5731
03:45:14,900 --> 03:45:19,120
So they're used to taking lots of time and they're motivated to take lots of time.

5732
03:45:19,120 --> 03:45:24,920
I like the way he's still keeping his trademark stew presentorial style

5733
03:45:24,920 --> 03:45:29,420
whilst explaining why it is he does what he does.

5734
03:45:29,480 --> 03:45:35,100
He hasn't dropped the fucking facade or the stew, the trademark stew.

5735
03:45:35,420 --> 03:45:37,620
He's just giving it to them both barrels.

5736
03:45:38,340 --> 03:45:42,900
From a particular vendor, they would ideally like to have more time than their competitors who will...

5737
03:45:42,900 --> 03:45:46,380
Like to have more time than your competitors.

5738
03:45:46,380 --> 03:45:48,680
Our guests are from a particular vendor.

5739
03:45:48,820 --> 03:45:52,940
They would ideally like to have more time than their competitors who will follow them on the show.

5740
03:45:53,100 --> 03:45:57,320
So they're used to taking lots of time and they're motivated to take lots of time.

5741
03:45:57,440 --> 03:45:59,940
But I'm here to represent you, not them.

5742
03:46:00,280 --> 03:46:00,620
Thank you.

5743
03:46:00,620 --> 03:46:05,200
I want you to get a fair and equal look at all the different technologies we've selected for you to see.

5744
03:46:05,500 --> 03:46:05,980
Thank you, Shil.

5745
03:46:05,980 --> 03:46:10,660
That means I have to be the enforcer and make sure our guests stick to their allotted time.

5746
03:46:10,940 --> 03:46:11,360
You're the best.

5747
03:46:11,360 --> 03:46:15,000
I've spent a lot of time prepping for the final demo and discussion that you see.

5748
03:46:15,360 --> 03:46:15,460
Yeah.

5749
03:46:15,540 --> 03:46:16,420
I know what's in the product.

5750
03:46:16,580 --> 03:46:18,120
I know what's new about the product.

5751
03:46:18,420 --> 03:46:21,220
And I want to make sure we get that all in before time is up.

5752
03:46:21,560 --> 03:46:21,700
Nice.

5753
03:46:21,700 --> 03:46:26,460
That sometimes means moving things along and forcing our guests to follow the time schedule.

5754
03:46:28,660 --> 03:46:29,580
Time schedule.

5755
03:46:29,840 --> 03:46:30,800
How long does this go on?

5756
03:46:30,860 --> 03:46:31,100
It's due.

5757
03:46:31,460 --> 03:46:33,520
You could have just fucking said it's grand, man.

5758
03:46:33,640 --> 03:46:34,740
We love what you do.

5759
03:46:34,900 --> 03:46:36,320
You're the best at the fucking job.

5760
03:46:36,440 --> 03:46:37,800
That's why it ran for 20 years.

5761
03:46:38,060 --> 03:46:39,820
Don't worry about it, man.

5762
03:46:40,340 --> 03:46:46,200
Sometimes it means moving things along and forcing our guests to follow the time schedule.

5763
03:46:46,560 --> 03:46:48,560
And yes, that sometimes means interrupting them.

5764
03:46:48,840 --> 03:46:57,020
But in my judgment, what they were going to say when I interrupted them is not as interesting or important as what I know they will say or show us if I nudge them along.

5765
03:46:57,500 --> 03:47:07,300
Fortunately, we also get lots of emails thanking us for keeping the show moving at a good pace, squeezing in lots of information in a short period of time, and not letting our guests ramble on and do product pitches.

5766
03:47:07,840 --> 03:47:10,200
In the end, I'm looking for the same stuff you're looking for.

5767
03:47:10,440 --> 03:47:10,620
Right.

5768
03:47:10,700 --> 03:47:13,920
Cool new technologies, solutions to computing and internet problems.

5769
03:47:14,000 --> 03:47:16,720
The only difference between us is I know it's about to happen.

5770
03:47:17,120 --> 03:47:18,160
Unfortunately, you don't.

5771
03:47:18,360 --> 03:47:19,920
So you kind of have to trust me on this one.

5772
03:47:20,200 --> 03:47:20,980
Fucking love you, Stu.

5773
03:47:21,360 --> 03:47:22,260
We love you, buddy.

5774
03:47:22,640 --> 03:47:23,740
You're the best in the biz.

5775
03:47:24,140 --> 03:47:25,220
You're best at what you do.

5776
03:47:25,660 --> 03:47:26,760
We fucking love you, man.

5777
03:47:27,280 --> 03:47:29,060
Big round of applause for Stu there, please.

5778
03:47:29,160 --> 03:47:30,640
Big, big whoops for Stu, if you can.

5779
03:47:38,020 --> 03:47:39,400
And fuck the haters.

5780
03:47:41,320 --> 03:47:42,680
Fuck the haters, Stu.

5781
03:47:43,040 --> 03:47:43,820
You're the man.

5782
03:47:45,680 --> 03:47:47,880
Thank you very much there, Shift4, sir.

5783
03:47:47,880 --> 03:47:50,640
And 44, Magnum, Stu.

5784
03:47:50,880 --> 03:47:52,020
Very, very kind of you.

5785
03:47:52,280 --> 03:47:54,380
Just so much love there for Stu.

5786
03:47:54,720 --> 03:47:56,860
People putting the clapping emojis there.

5787
03:47:57,200 --> 03:47:59,180
He crushed it, Brooklyn says.

5788
03:47:59,720 --> 03:48:02,080
Clap, clap, whoop, tell everyone who grabs you.

5789
03:48:02,340 --> 03:48:03,420
He is the best in the biz.

5790
03:48:03,580 --> 03:48:04,480
That's why we watch it.

5791
03:48:04,680 --> 03:48:06,720
We watch it for his fucking style man.

5792
03:48:06,820 --> 03:48:09,280
And it pisses me off that he had people going,

5793
03:48:09,380 --> 03:48:10,580
Oh, you should let them ramble on.

5794
03:48:10,700 --> 03:48:11,540
They were wrong.

5795
03:48:11,740 --> 03:48:12,320
He was right.

5796
03:48:12,660 --> 03:48:15,360
And if anything, that absolutely beautiful,

5797
03:48:16,200 --> 03:48:18,900
beautifully crafted and delivered soliloquy

5798
03:48:18,900 --> 03:48:22,140
absolves him from all future hate mail.

5799
03:48:22,260 --> 03:48:23,260
This is going back in the past,

5800
03:48:23,420 --> 03:48:26,140
but hopefully he didn't get any more from the haters,

5801
03:48:26,300 --> 03:48:26,700
so to speak.

5802
03:48:26,700 --> 03:48:27,540
Moving at a good pace,

5803
03:48:27,860 --> 03:48:29,000
squeezing in lots of information.

5804
03:48:29,420 --> 03:48:29,780
Pace.

5805
03:48:29,900 --> 03:48:30,880
That's what we're all about here.

5806
03:48:31,020 --> 03:48:31,420
Pace.

5807
03:48:31,420 --> 03:48:32,900
In a short period of time,

5808
03:48:33,240 --> 03:48:34,960
and not letting our guests ramble on

5809
03:48:34,960 --> 03:48:35,920
and do product pitches.

5810
03:48:36,480 --> 03:48:36,960
In the end,

5811
03:48:37,080 --> 03:48:38,780
I'm looking for the same stuff you're looking for.

5812
03:48:39,140 --> 03:48:40,080
Cool new technologies,

5813
03:48:40,300 --> 03:48:42,520
solutions to computing and internet problems.

5814
03:48:42,640 --> 03:48:43,900
The only difference between us is

5815
03:48:43,900 --> 03:48:45,320
I know it's about to happen.

5816
03:48:45,740 --> 03:48:46,760
Unfortunately, you don't.

5817
03:48:46,980 --> 03:48:48,540
So you kind of have to trust me on this one.

5818
03:48:48,740 --> 03:48:49,220
We trust you, man.

5819
03:48:49,220 --> 03:48:50,940
That's it for this edition of Computer Chronicles.

5820
03:48:51,120 --> 03:48:52,280
If you need any more information,

5821
03:48:52,420 --> 03:48:55,460
please check out our website at cmptv.com.

5822
03:48:55,580 --> 03:48:56,280
While you're there,

5823
03:48:56,380 --> 03:48:58,340
click on the link to my weekly radio show.

5824
03:48:58,480 --> 03:48:59,600
That's an hour long,

5825
03:48:59,720 --> 03:49:01,300
so I don't have to interrupt the guests.

5826
03:49:02,140 --> 03:49:04,460
Oh, poor fucking Stu, man.

5827
03:49:04,580 --> 03:49:05,640
It pains me that he...

5828
03:49:05,640 --> 03:49:07,040
Don't worry,

5829
03:49:07,040 --> 03:49:08,720
I won't interrupt the guests on that one.

5830
03:49:09,180 --> 03:49:11,120
We want you to interrupt the guests,

5831
03:49:11,240 --> 03:49:13,600
but look at his fucking...

5832
03:49:13,600 --> 03:49:15,200
He's a lovely man, his Stu.

5833
03:49:15,980 --> 03:49:17,940
He's a lovely man, his Stu.

5834
03:49:18,880 --> 03:49:19,240
Stu!

5835
03:49:20,060 --> 03:49:20,960
Thanks for joining us.

5836
03:49:21,000 --> 03:49:22,080
Hope we'll see you here next time.

5837
03:49:23,100 --> 03:49:23,340
Woo!

5838
03:49:23,720 --> 03:49:24,500
To purchase a video...

5839
03:49:24,500 --> 03:49:25,840
We need to get that.

5840
03:49:25,960 --> 03:49:27,380
We need to get his radio show.

5841
03:49:27,480 --> 03:49:29,120
We need to find those for them

5842
03:49:29,120 --> 03:49:31,760
and listen to them whilst going to sleep.

5843
03:49:31,880 --> 03:49:32,820
I won't do that on stream,

5844
03:49:32,900 --> 03:49:34,160
but I mean, I need to listen to them.

5845
03:49:34,740 --> 03:49:35,380
Be beautiful.

5846
03:49:35,380 --> 03:49:36,500
Today's program...

5847
03:49:36,500 --> 03:49:37,260
Big Suze!

5848
03:49:37,840 --> 03:49:42,020
1-888-310-7850.

5849
03:49:42,880 --> 03:49:43,460
Please specify...

5850
03:49:43,460 --> 03:49:45,600
It was an impromptu Stu tonight.

5851
03:49:45,820 --> 03:49:46,880
It was meant to be Resident Evil.

5852
03:49:47,260 --> 03:49:48,720
I'll do another Stu.

5853
03:49:48,900 --> 03:49:49,980
Bigstar.com.

5854
03:49:50,060 --> 03:49:51,880
And it'll be a double header as usual.

5855
03:49:52,280 --> 03:49:53,040
A stew-sual.

5856
03:49:54,040 --> 03:49:57,300
It'll be business as stew-sual on the next Fat 32

5857
03:49:57,300 --> 03:49:59,660
because this was an impromptu Stu, okay?

5858
03:49:59,720 --> 03:50:00,440
An impromptu Stu.

5859
03:50:01,260 --> 03:50:02,520
So goodnight anyways,

5860
03:50:02,760 --> 03:50:04,140
and we'll fucking play out,

5861
03:50:04,360 --> 03:50:05,260
and all the best.

5862
03:50:05,340 --> 03:50:06,900
And thanks very much for tuning in tonight.

5863
03:50:07,440 --> 03:50:09,020
And look, the speedrun is still on,

5864
03:50:09,400 --> 03:50:10,400
and that's gonna...

5865
03:50:10,400 --> 03:50:12,360
That's gonna really come to a head at some stage.

5866
03:50:12,500 --> 03:50:13,200
But from me,

5867
03:50:13,560 --> 03:50:14,040
and the fucking...

5868
03:50:14,840 --> 03:50:15,380
And Stu,

5869
03:50:15,500 --> 03:50:17,500
and all the best from Comdex 1999.

5870
03:50:17,960 --> 03:50:19,200
Thanks very much for tuning in.

5871
03:50:19,480 --> 03:50:19,980
Best of luck.

5872
03:50:20,100 --> 03:50:20,360
Goodnight.

5873
03:50:20,520 --> 03:50:22,140
And thanks very much to you slapping lads' faces

5874
03:50:22,140 --> 03:50:22,780
and Shifforcer.

5875
03:50:23,240 --> 03:50:24,320
And 44 Magnum.

5876
03:50:24,360 --> 03:50:24,680
Thank you.

5877
03:50:25,680 --> 03:50:28,120
Additional support by TechWeb

5878
03:50:28,120 --> 03:50:30,140
for up-to-the-minute technology news.

5879
03:50:31,800 --> 03:50:33,180
And by TVA,

5880
03:50:33,580 --> 03:50:34,660
Television Associates,

5881
03:50:35,120 --> 03:50:37,060
bridging the worlds of computers and video

5882
03:50:37,060 --> 03:50:40,400
with DVD authoring and MPEG encoding services.

5883
03:50:41,720 --> 03:50:43,780
Next week on The Computer Chronicles,

5884
03:50:43,880 --> 03:50:45,160
The Y2K Problem.

5885
03:50:45,520 --> 03:50:48,300
We'll show you how to check your computer's CMOS and BIOS

5886
03:50:48,300 --> 03:50:50,580
for possible year 2000 glitches.

5887
03:50:50,900 --> 03:50:51,960
We'll look at some software

5888
03:50:51,960 --> 03:50:54,000
that examines your applications and files

5889
03:50:54,000 --> 03:50:56,200
to make sure they're Y2K compliant.

5890
03:50:56,660 --> 03:50:57,520
We'll talk to Microsoft

5891
03:50:57,520 --> 03:51:00,400
about some reported Y2K problems with Windows,

5892
03:51:00,720 --> 03:51:01,960
and we'll search the web

5893
03:51:01,960 --> 03:51:03,580
for good and bad information

5894
03:51:03,580 --> 03:51:06,320
about what you should do to deal with Y2K.

5895
03:51:06,640 --> 03:51:08,980
Plus, we'll look at the mainframe side of the problem.

5896
03:51:09,100 --> 03:51:11,140
Can you count on power, water, money,

5897
03:51:11,260 --> 03:51:13,480
and safe air travel on January 1?

5898
03:51:13,820 --> 03:51:15,240
It's all coming up next week

5899
03:51:15,240 --> 03:51:16,620
on The Computer Chronicles.

5900
03:51:27,720 --> 03:51:28,120
Whoa!

5901
03:51:31,120 --> 03:51:32,780
Thanks for the tip, teeny cocks.

5902
03:51:33,220 --> 03:51:34,160
I caught her.

5903
03:51:34,160 --> 03:52:04,160
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